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Title: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2020, 07:39:00 AM
Love The Andy Griffith Show.  

Absolutely despise Helen Crump.  Nine star bitch.  I know he was infatuated with her on a personal level but she’s such a frosted bitch in the show that I have a hard time watching any episode her bitch ass is in.  Just don’t understand the attraction to her nasty ass. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: The Six on April 15, 2020, 08:44:59 AM
Ellie Walker was far superior.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2020, 09:47:28 AM
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Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Saniflush on April 15, 2020, 11:27:11 AM
He wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2020, 11:33:05 AM
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9Oj0EkloV5g/W8UktnEGyXI/AAAAAAAA7xE/6thSgAdVAU4rYh-zJae1Lb9w9jW1sk0SQCLcBGAs/s1600/aneta-helen1.JPG) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftoobworld.blogspot.com%2F2018_10_28_archive.html&psig=AOvVaw2LRGE4MK4mORUqDoa6sryG&ust=1587043636892000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPCcjqHF6ugCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAJ)
B.I.T.C.H. 


Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had: 


(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mayberry/images/c/ce/Elinor_donahue_23.jpg/revision/latest/window-crop/width/200/x-offset/0/y-offset/0/window-width/500/window-height/500?cb=20140422214343)
Ellie Walker (cute as hell) 

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8e/61/22/8e61223cf8d48d82427aeffe54482975.jpg)
Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)

(https://wwreview.piwigo.com/uploads/3/v/p/3vpqqekc90//2018/01/17/20180117205012-b13564e0.jpg)

Mary (who posed in Playboy)


And there were others.  For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix).  





Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2020, 12:06:52 PM
Hello Doll!!!!

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTKSTI1ROtqm58iZiFjqIS_C5fNapOHheRcLb4CR-VkvIfCo7ZE&usqp=CAU) (https://play.google.com/store/tv/show?id=6tiIpX2XZHEdPOv-IJ13_A&cdid=tvseason-E08nBlezPTatTv5xREefEA&gdid=tvepisode-8iZ43Iyxm7Y)
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: GH2001 on April 15, 2020, 12:15:19 PM
B.I.T.C.H.


Before this domineering, bitchy, frosty whore Andy had:


(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mayberry/images/c/ce/Elinor_donahue_23.jpg/revision/latest/window-crop/width/200/x-offset/0/y-offset/0/window-width/500/window-height/500?cb=20140422214343)
Ellie Walker (cute as hell)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8e/61/22/8e61223cf8d48d82427aeffe54482975.jpg)
Nurse Peggy (alcoholic, slutty)

(https://wwreview.piwigo.com/uploads/3/v/p/3vpqqekc90//2018/01/17/20180117205012-b13564e0.jpg)

Mary (who posed in Playboy)


And there were others.  For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix). 

Neat little factoid.....Nurse Peggy was married to Ryan O Neal and is Tatum's mom. From Georgia as well. I thought she was pretty hot for back then. Same with Barbara Eden. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2020, 11:05:25 AM
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Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 17, 2020, 12:11:31 PM
Mary (who posed in Playboy)
I really hate that I missed this episode.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on April 17, 2020, 02:01:00 PM
I really hate that I missed this episode.
Season 3: Episode 14  
Gomer gets a boner
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on May 07, 2020, 09:24:04 AM
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too. 

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2020, 09:37:00 AM
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

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Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on May 07, 2020, 10:22:48 AM
You're not suggesting that this guy played 6 different characters on every sitcom of that era, are you?

(https://www.amish365.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sambutcher.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amish365.com%2Fweekly-blogroll-amish-chicken-schnitzel-raisin-bran-friendship-bread-amish-soy-chicken-mcnulty%2F&psig=AOvVaw2_ON-SIaexqORrwgGa9K7X&ust=1588944000557000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCKiRrfDroekCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Alice loved his beef. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: wesfau2 on May 07, 2020, 10:40:16 AM
 Same with Barbara Eden.
Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: GH2001 on May 08, 2020, 12:42:09 PM
Careful...it's dangerous all the way out on that limb.
Well played sir. 

Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: GH2001 on May 08, 2020, 12:43:12 PM
You know....

Andy Griffith is one of my favorite shows of all time.  But the fact is there are some truly detestable characters. 

Loathe Helen Crump.  Hate Clara Johnson. Don’t much like Aunt Bea’s beaver ass.  Once opie gets past about 10, he’s an awkward annoying shit.

Howard Sprague. Warren. Emmett. Mrs Larch. The “fun girls”  All despicable. 

Goober and Gomer are pretty terrible too.

Also noticed that the same people continually played multiple characters.  That’s another different problem.
Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 08, 2020, 02:46:18 PM
Barney and Floyd were grade A on the flipside though. Same with Ernest T and Otis. I wanna party with those two.
Don't forget Mayor Stoner. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: GH2001 on May 08, 2020, 02:49:13 PM
Don't forget Mayor Stoner.
You tagged the governors car!
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 13, 2020, 12:11:37 PM
Agree with K on this one.  She was a prude.  I'm glad her prudish ass got stuck dancing with Goober and Howard when no one showed up to Howard's party.   That should've told Howard something about himself.  
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2020, 12:19:47 PM
According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.


Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: The Six on May 13, 2020, 12:51:11 PM
According to the wiki's (Which means it's true)

Corsaut (Helen) never married or had any children. According to the 2015 book Andy & Don: The Making of a Friendship and a Classic American TV Show, she and Andy Griffith, who was married at the time, had an affair while working together on The Andy Griffith Show.


Oh, you can call her a prude all you want, but the fact is she was riding the Sheriff's night stick like a mechanical bull.
All those Hollyweirds fudge each other, I'm sure. It's never a surprise when they talk about it later. Heck, Tom Cruise was married to Mimi Rogers (who got him in the Scientolgies) and then started banging Nicole Kidman whilst acting like a race car driver.
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2020, 02:30:51 PM



 For that matter?  Thelma Lou was a diamond in the rough.  I'd damn sure take her (the way she was back then, now she looks like a battered pancake mix). 
You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours.  
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2020, 03:32:18 PM
You can't tell me that Barney and Otis didn't do trains on her at the court house after hours. 
I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then.  

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat. 
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: dallaswareagle on May 13, 2020, 03:54:34 PM
Hammer time:
Title: Re: I hate Helen Crump
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2020, 10:42:49 AM
I would have been all over Thelma Lou like elmers glue on a first-grader's fingers.  Back then. 

Now, she looks like a tube of pillsbury biscuits that exploded from the heat.
Damn....Harsh.

Aint she like 117? Betty White is.