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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on February 19, 2020, 10:47:03 AM
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So Monday night, I have moved my operation to the study where I can watch various sports, play my guitar and basically not have to watch a particular show that Snagette never misses. Yep, The Bachelor. She and her mom and a couple of friends are constantly texting and calling back and forth during these Bachelor/Bachelorette series. "I can't believe he picked her. Look at her hair.....Oh, she is such a slut. Did you see how she threw herself on him? My God, she's fat. She can barely fit in those jeans. Just how much make up did she cake on?"
Yeeeaaahh.....I'll be in here if you need me. (Grabs cold, frosty beverage and heads to the study)
Well Monday, she calls me in there, telling me they're in Auburn. Sure enough, they're filming in front of Samford Hall and walking through campus. They end up in the Auburn Arena and out comes Bruce Pearl. He does some basketball drills with them and then Sir Charles comes on the wide screen and tells the Bachelor dude, this girl is part of the Auburn family and he'd better treat her right.
Turns out the girl, Madison Prewett, has a dad who is Director of Basketball Operations for the Tiggers. She's pretty dang skippy in basketball herself. Plus, she's hawt!
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She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
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She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
Was that before or after Drew Carey offed his ex?
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Was that before or after Drew Carey offed his ex?
He didn't off his ex....her current boyfriend did. Carey is a jarhead and knows how to get rid of a body
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She also won 8k on the Price it Right....Did you see that also?
I don't watch the Price is Right....
anymore....
on Thursdays......
Okay, I did watch last Thursday but that was because I heard the Showcase Showdown included a 6 month spa package with weekly mani/Pedi's.
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Again, you guys turn every thread gay...
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Your man card was takin a long time ago.
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Your man card was takin a long time ago.
Damn it, man. I can't tell you anything.
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He didn't off his ex....her current boyfriend did. Carey is a jarhead and knows how to get rid of a body
Wood chipper on a boat.
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Wood chipper on a boat.
Or a pig farm. Wood chipper is faster but messier.
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Or a pig farm. Wood chipper is faster but messier.
That's why you do it on the ocean about 25 miles off the coast, and then push the wood chipper into the ocean after you're done.
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Your man card hood was takin a long time ago.
Teh fixt
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Teh fixt
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He says in a high pitched voice...
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Promises made....promises not kept
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Your man card was takin a long time ago.
That was the heterosexual man card. He still has a different one.
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I think the AU girl told him she wasn't a whore. And left the show!
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I think the AU girl told him she wasn't a whore. And left the show!
Yeah, when it was time for them to have the "Fantasy Suite" night, Madison told Peter that she wasn't ready to just go ahead and......wait.....you watch that stupid show? Man, you are one pathetic loser.
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Yeah, when it was time for them to have the "Fantasy Suite" night, Madison told Peter that she wasn't ready to just go ahead and......wait.....you watch that stupid show? Man, you are one pathetic loser.
Actually I was referring to things in general. You seem to be best buds with the dude.
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Actually I was referring to things in general. You seem to be best buds with the dude.
Am not.