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Title: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: Thrilla on November 27, 2007, 03:13:53 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21983239/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21983239/)

Let's see...I've called #2 many times, but might want to call #3 regarding that cold sensation I get in the tip of my johnson when I piss in a toilet. :wave:
Title: Re: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: AWK on November 27, 2007, 03:50:47 PM
Thats funny, I thought you were world famous for sitting down while you pee. 
Title: Re: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: Thrilla on November 27, 2007, 03:57:42 PM
Only when I have blowout diarrhea after the iron bowl.  You should've seen me sprinting to the rest area bathrooms from my car.  I was unbuckling my belt before I even reached the building.
Title: Re: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: Saniflush on November 27, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on November 27, 2007, 03:57:42 PM
Only when I have blowout diarrhea after the iron bowl.  You should've seen me sprinting to the rest area bathrooms from my car.  I was unbuckling my belt before I even reached the building.

Who the fuck are you trying to kid.  You were running up in there looking for a prize to come through a glory hole.
Title: Re: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2007, 04:21:24 PM
Quote from: Thrilla on November 27, 2007, 03:57:42 PM
Only when I have blowout diarrhea after the iron bowl.  You should've seen me sprinting to the rest area bathrooms from my car.  I was unbuckling my belt before I even reached the building.
Larry Craig?
Title: Re: Helpful phone numbers
Post by: Thrilla on November 27, 2007, 04:27:20 PM
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2007, 04:01:24 PM
Who the fuck are you trying to kid.  You were running up in there looking for a prize to come through a glory hole.

Yes...and there she was, waiting on me and MY prize.  She said, "Saniflush couldn't satisfy me earlier on his way home because he blew his load all over AWK's asshole.  Now, I want to hear you shit your brains out before you fuck the lips off of my face."  And I'll never look at that rest stop between the AL/GA line the same again.



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