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Title: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2019, 10:22:36 AM
I fully expect to read a real article like this about someone on this site in a few years

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR2rJ45yu3zLdJGOJKrF5xDPOnUd7v6XphPfRooHw60HUer5zNATPH6tBn0 (https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-couple-accidentally-burns-house-down-during-sex-game-involving-ww2-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR2rJ45yu3zLdJGOJKrF5xDPOnUd7v6XphPfRooHw60HUer5zNATPH6tBn0)

Sand Springs, Oklahoma | A couple’s sexual game turned horribly wrong this morning, as they accidentally burned their house to the ground with a 75-year old flamethrower.
Firefighters were called on the site around 11:15 this morning after receiving an unusual phone call but could do nothing to save the 45-year old house from being a total loss.
Nancy Brown, the 911 operator who answered the call from 96-year old Maurice Fogerty, says she first thought she was dealing with pranksters when he told her he had “torched the house with napalm while having sex with his wife”.
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“He told me he was penetrating his wife with his M1, as usual, but got too excited and activated the flamethrower.”
Ms. Brown says the explanation shocked her for a moment, and it took her almost a minute to realize it was actually true.
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“He kept repeating that everything was burning and I could hear his wife screaming behind him, but I still couldn’t believe this could be real.”
Mr. Fogerty and his wife were transported to the hospital to be treated for the psychological shock caused by the event but are otherwise uninjured.
They shouldn’t face any criminal charges. but may have problems when it comes to claiming their insurance policies, as damage caused by the use of weapons during sex games is rarely covered.
A case involving a Gatling gun in 2004 and another involving a rocket launcher in 2011 have made their way to court, and in both cases the insurance company didn’t have to pay anything to the claimants.


Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: ssgaufan on June 05, 2019, 10:40:18 AM
Not sure what shocks me the most.  The use of a flame thrower as a dildo, or the fact that a 96 year old is waaaaay kinkier than I am.
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Godfather on June 05, 2019, 11:50:52 AM
Not sure what shocks me the most.  The use of a flame thrower as a dildo, or the fact that a 96 year old is waaaaay kinkier than I am.
It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2019, 02:12:15 PM
It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.
It's just so much fun though.
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: ssgaufan on June 05, 2019, 02:32:09 PM
It should be that it's a fake news site, Buzz continues to fool people on.
Fuck Buzz, and fuck Georgia
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Saniflush on June 05, 2019, 02:47:17 PM
Fuck Buzz, and fuck Georgia
With a flamethrower?
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: ssgaufan on June 05, 2019, 03:03:48 PM
With a flamethrower?
Just the tip
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2019, 04:15:16 PM
With a flamethrower?
Or an M1
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 06, 2019, 08:47:21 PM
The police have released an artist rendering of the couple.

Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 07, 2019, 04:36:30 PM
Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2019, 04:49:45 PM
Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?
She's getting a new She-Shed

(https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/ktoo/2018/11/DSCF6564-830x623.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjai__SndjiAhXHwFkKHX30BJYQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ktoo.org%2F2018%2F11%2F26%2Fthane-ore-house-demolished-in-controlled-burn%2F&psig=AOvVaw2nQyQr_Wz14P1-O4Xmwevo&ust=1560026449818868)
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 10, 2019, 09:23:46 AM
Kind of thought this thread would be about that guy at the site not mentioned.  Didn't she try to burn his house odwn or did burn his house down?
Right after the S&M cruise too.
Title: Re: #relationshipgoals
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 10, 2019, 05:40:06 PM
Right after the S&M cruise too.

I need to take Ms. AUT1 on a cruise and get one of those kick ass glamour shots for the office.