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Title: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 19, 2018, 03:02:52 PM
After 2013 season:  https://www.jacksonville.com/article/20140111/SPORTS/801259590 (https://www.jacksonville.com/article/20140111/SPORTS/801259590) "“The future’s bright. That’s what I told our team last night, that the groundwork’s laid and the future’s bright and we’re looking forward,” Malzahn said on Friday. “I’m excited. Once I get over the feeling of when you lose a championship game that close, you put that behind you and move forward. We’ll work extremely hard to get back there and try to redeem ourselves."

After 2014 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/11/gus_malzahn_future_is_bright_f.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/11/gus_malzahn_future_is_bright_f.html) ""Here's the deal with our goal," Malzahn said. "Our goal was to win 10 games and we didn't do it. We're going to go to a bowl and we'll do everything in our power to lead these seniors out. But I will tell you this: the future is bright. We'll rebound and we'll be ready next year.""

After 2015 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/i...malzahn_believes_future_bright_at_auburn.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/i...malzahn_believes_future_bright_at_auburn.html) ""As far as the future goes, the future is going to be very bright at Auburn," Malzahn said. "This bowl game we're playing a very good team, and our goal is to win a bowl game, to get some momentum. If you look at our roster, we have a lot of young guys that will come back. Recruiting is going very well. Even though this year we had some losses, they were close, so that just tells me that it's going to be a short period of time we're going to get this thing going in the right direction.""

After 2016 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/11/live_updates_gus_malzahn_discu_1.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/11/live_updates_gus_malzahn_discu_1.html) "-- On offensive woes (two of three worst outputs of Malzahn's career in last three games): Says team was banged up, but young and talented and has a bright future."

After 2017 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/12/gus_malzahn_future_stability.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/12/gus_malzahn_future_stability.html) ""I'm very blessed to be the head coach of the Auburn Tigers," Malzahn said. "I'm really looking forward to the future. Any time you have stability, especially in this day and time in college football, I think it gives you an advantage. We've got a very stable program right now. The future's very bright. I think it does nothing but help with all of the above.""

I'm still waiting on when we will get better and to see this bright future.  I don't think there is enough time to go back and find out how many times we had a good week in practice.  :sad:
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2018, 03:19:56 PM
Here's a live look inside the Auburn Athletic Complex as Gus Malzahn wears shades to guard against all that brightness and considers the future. 

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/09/27/ap100906123185-1--a71cfdc14c11774e65d68df3e5e3580b71277885-s800-c85.jpg)
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2018, 03:20:35 PM
(http://static.seekingalpha.com/uploads/2009/5/4/saupload_spock.jpg) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi07snmo-HeAhWHq1MKHd_QBhEQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fapps.bonesandknives.com%2Fblog%2F%3Fe%3D37949%26d%3D10%2F01%2F2009%26s%3DFuture%27s%20so%20bright%2C%20I%20gotta%20wear%20shades&psig=AOvVaw3e_8uRMXtjetkhoomRfYJm&ust=1542745064433930)
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2018, 03:23:44 PM
Honestly?  

That's the most discouraging thing I've read in a long time.  

It clearly exhibits his utter lack of cognizance.  Clueless. Unaware. Without rudder. Without direction. Without hope or plan. 

I've heard the son of a bitch say "we're gonna get this thing turned around" so often that I want to punch him in the gizzard.  Hard.  
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 19, 2018, 03:37:26 PM
Honestly? 

That's the most discouraging thing I've read in a long time. 

It clearly exhibits his utter lack of cognizance.  Clueless. Unaware. Without rudder. Without direction. Without hope or plan.

I've heard the son of a bitch say "we're gonna get this thing turned around" so often that I want to punch him in the gizzard.  Hard. 
That's the case with everything for Gus as far as interaction with the media.  He has a list of about 7-8 coach speak phrases that he regurgitates every time he has a mic in his face.  He says nothing over and over.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Six on November 19, 2018, 03:41:32 PM
That's the case with everything for Gus as far as interaction with the media.  He has a list of about 7-8 coach speak phrases that he regurgitates every time he has a mic in his face.  He says nothing over and over.
Gus is a replicant, you say?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: GH2001 on November 19, 2018, 03:49:25 PM
Pretty sure he said it last week to fill out the 2018 edition of this game. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Kaos on November 19, 2018, 04:01:35 PM
(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/242/839/3839242.jpg?fit=bounds&crop=620:320,offset-y0.50&width=620&height=320)
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 19, 2018, 04:52:35 PM
Honestly? 

That's the most discouraging thing I've read in a long time. 

It clearly exhibits his utter lack of cognizance.  Clueless. Unaware. Without rudder. Without direction. Without hope or plan.

I've heard the son of a bitch say "we're gonna get this thing turned around" so often that I want to punch him in the gizzard.  Hard. 
That is why I posted it. 

I was blown away last week when he said the future is bright.  Really?  Since when?  Can he be any more clueless?

I am at the point that I don't care to watch.  I didn't watch one down this weekend.  One of my co-workers today said it was "Iron Bowl and Fuck Bama" week.  I just said "whatever" and walked to my cube.   
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2018, 12:32:35 PM
After 2013 season:  https://www.jacksonville.com/article/20140111/SPORTS/801259590 (https://www.jacksonville.com/article/20140111/SPORTS/801259590) "“The future’s bright. That’s what I told our team last night, that the groundwork’s laid and the future’s bright and we’re looking forward,” Malzahn said on Friday. “I’m excited. Once I get over the feeling of when you lose a championship game that close, you put that behind you and move forward. We’ll work extremely hard to get back there and try to redeem ourselves."

After 2014 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/11/gus_malzahn_future_is_bright_f.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2014/11/gus_malzahn_future_is_bright_f.html) ""Here's the deal with our goal," Malzahn said. "Our goal was to win 10 games and we didn't do it. We're going to go to a bowl and we'll do everything in our power to lead these seniors out. But I will tell you this: the future is bright. We'll rebound and we'll be ready next year.""

After 2015 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/i...malzahn_believes_future_bright_at_auburn.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/i...malzahn_believes_future_bright_at_auburn.html) ""As far as the future goes, the future is going to be very bright at Auburn," Malzahn said. "This bowl game we're playing a very good team, and our goal is to win a bowl game, to get some momentum. If you look at our roster, we have a lot of young guys that will come back. Recruiting is going very well. Even though this year we had some losses, they were close, so that just tells me that it's going to be a short period of time we're going to get this thing going in the right direction.""

After 2016 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/11/live_updates_gus_malzahn_discu_1.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/11/live_updates_gus_malzahn_discu_1.html) "-- On offensive woes (two of three worst outputs of Malzahn's career in last three games): Says team was banged up, but young and talented and has a bright future."

After 2017 season:  https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/12/gus_malzahn_future_stability.html (https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/12/gus_malzahn_future_stability.html) ""I'm very blessed to be the head coach of the Auburn Tigers," Malzahn said. "I'm really looking forward to the future. Any time you have stability, especially in this day and time in college football, I think it gives you an advantage. We've got a very stable program right now. The future's very bright. I think it does nothing but help with all of the above.""

I'm still waiting on when we will get better and to see this bright future.  I don't think there is enough time to go back and find out how many times we had a good week in practice.  :sad:
This is a great fucking post, this is getting pinned to the top until he is fired.

You forgot this year:
Before Liberty game prior to ending of the 2018 season: https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2018/11/gus-malzahn-very-confident-auburns-offense-will-be-better-in-2019.html
“No matter who our quarterback, we’re going to be better on offense,” Malzahn said, “and I’m very confident that we’ll be really good on offense next year.” â€œWe are extremely youthful, I think that’s fair to say, but the majority of our guys are coming back next year,” Malzahn said. “That’s going to be a really good thing as far as some of the growing pains we’ve experienced this year. "
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: GH2001 on November 26, 2018, 06:51:17 PM
This is a great fucking post, this is getting pinned to the top until he is fired.

You forgot this year:
Before Liberty game prior to ending of the 2018 season: https://www.al.com/auburnfootball/2018/11/gus-malzahn-very-confident-auburns-offense-will-be-better-in-2019.html
“No matter who our quarterback, we’re going to be better on offense,” Malzahn said, “and I’m very confident that we’ll be really good on offense next year.” “We are extremely youthful, I think that’s fair to say, but the majority of our guys are coming back next year,” Malzahn said. “That’s going to be a really good thing as far as some of the growing pains we’ve experienced this year. "
Fuck him.

Sick of his quotes. Sick of his pressers. Same shit every time. Nothing changes. I literally get sick to my stomach listening to the clown. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: bgreene on November 27, 2018, 11:17:22 AM
Fuck him.

Sick of his quotes. Sick of his pressers. Same shit every time. Nothing changes. I literally get sick to my stomach listening to the clown.

Post of 2018 award goes to GH
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2018, 01:11:42 PM
FYI, quit reading this stupid shit. I mean, come on guys. The only reason I even go to al.com is for HS football scores and done. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2018, 01:14:51 PM
FYI, quit reading this stupid shit. I mean, come on guys. The only reason I even go to al.com is for HS football scores and done.
It's not who printed it.  It's what Gus continually says.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: djsimp on November 27, 2018, 01:21:04 PM
It's not who printed it.  It's what Gus continually says.
I get it but I've known for years that anything printed outside Auburn has a Crimson flavor....even sometimes inside Auburn. Idk, just aggravated with the way things have been. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: GH2001 on November 27, 2018, 01:27:06 PM
FYI, quit reading this stupid shit. I mean, come on guys. The only reason I even go to al.com is for HS football scores and done.

Someone on the townhallsavoy Redditz actually compiled it from what I’ve gathered. It’s made it’s way to more major outlets since. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2018, 03:10:54 PM
Why y'all worried?  Gus got this.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2018, 03:48:11 PM
Why y'all worried?  Gus got this.
The future is bright we are close!
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Six on November 27, 2018, 04:04:20 PM
The future is bright we are close!
If it weren't for all this youth...but they gonna be better next year. 
Kelly Bryant is a good as gone to Arkansas. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 27, 2018, 04:32:51 PM
If it weren't for all this youth...but they gonna be better next year.
Kelly Bryant is a good as gone to Arkansas.
We ain't need no Kellen Bryan.  We got...um...we got...wait, please don't go pro Jarrett.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Jumbo on November 28, 2018, 03:25:57 AM
What the hell happened to Townhall?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 28, 2018, 09:46:27 AM
What the hell happened to Townhall?
I think he quit us during the 16 season. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: GH2001 on November 28, 2018, 11:59:20 AM
I think he quit us during the 16 season.
Real life and facts got the better of him. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2018, 12:23:58 PM
I think he quit us during the 16 season.
Are we talking about Gus?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Kaos on November 28, 2018, 01:23:12 PM
Real life and facts got the better of him.
Our jaded life advice drove him into the bowels of despair.  
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Jumbo on November 28, 2018, 01:24:52 PM
Is he in the desert?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 28, 2018, 03:56:12 PM
Are we talking about Gus?
No...that was the 15 season
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2018, 04:15:55 PM
Is he in the desert?
So you are saying we should comb the desert?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: CCTAU on November 28, 2018, 04:20:55 PM
So you are saying we should comb the desert?
We use rakes for that now.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 28, 2018, 04:36:35 PM
So you are saying we should comb the desert?
We ain't found shit
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on November 28, 2018, 04:42:13 PM
We use rakes for that now.
Is that CIA intelligence level info?  NO... DO BETTER!
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Prowler on November 29, 2018, 12:17:40 AM
If it weren't for all this youth...but they gonna be better next year.
Kelly Bryant is a good as gone to Arkansas.
Bryant will be in Auburn this weekend.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Six on November 29, 2018, 06:41:22 AM
Bryant will be in Auburn this weekend.
Oh I'm sure we make a push. Just saying I don't see him buying it. Maybe he will. But why? He doesn't want to read and run. He wants to play in the NFL.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: bgreene on November 29, 2018, 06:41:47 AM
Bryant will be in Auburn this weekend.
Do you really think it matters with all the crap going on?? He ain’t coming to AU and honestly, I couldn’t care less. We get him, that’s more incentive to keep Gus because “this kid fits right into his system” and that’s true. That means we have a decent year but go nowhere and keep Gus in 2020 because he “proved” himself in 2019. And the shit carousel just keeps spinning with no way to get off this god forsaken ride!!
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Six on November 29, 2018, 09:31:46 AM
Do you really think it matters with all the crap going on?? He ain’t coming to AU and honestly, I couldn’t care less. We get him, that’s more incentive to keep Gus because “this kid fits right into his system” and that’s true. That means we have a decent year but go nowhere and keep Gus in 2020 because he “proved” himself in 2019. And the shoot carousel just keeps spinning with no way to get off this god forsaken ride!!
It's like being in the Matrix. Even if you unplug the system resets and starts the whole thing over again. We are doomed to rinse, repeat.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: jmar on December 02, 2018, 07:22:08 PM
It's like being in the Matrix. Even if you unplug the system resets and starts the whole thing over again. We are doomed to rinse, repeat.
Couldn't we just find a guy with man titties and a Lumberg tone, teach him the fist pump and have him wear a mask?
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2018, 02:53:00 AM
Couldn't we just find a guy with man titties and a Lumberg tone, teach him the fist pump and have him wear a mask?
Snags is pretty droll...but Lumberg?  Damn, that's a punch in the taint.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 03, 2018, 09:53:12 AM
Snags is pretty droll...but Lumberg?  Damn, that's a punch in the taint.
I don't much about football but my man boobs are nothing short of glorious.
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Kaos on December 04, 2018, 11:26:01 AM
I don't much about football but my man boobs are nothing short of glorious.
I'm wearing a brosierre right now. 
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2018, 11:29:38 AM
I'm wearing a brosierre right now.
The Bro
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2018, 11:35:33 AM
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Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: CCTAU on December 04, 2018, 12:02:50 PM
Do we have one of these for AU?

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Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: The Six on December 17, 2018, 03:44:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY)
Title: Re: Not to Worry, we will be better next year! The Future is Bright!
Post by: GH2001 on December 28, 2021, 10:27:59 AM
the future is still bright folks....rinse and repeat with this mfer. Skreets have been barking for a year now that Chip knocked up a cheerleader at Troy. Absolute desperation move by both parties here. Gotta love that Gus Coaching Tree - all 1 branches of it.

Quote
UCF, Gus Malzahn hire Chip Lindsey as offensive coordinator, quarterbacks coach

By JASON BEEDE
ORLANDO SENTINEL |
DEC 28, 2021

UCF coach Gus Malzahn wasted no time finding a new offensive coordinator and quarterback coach.
Less than one week after co-offensive coordinator and quarterback coach G.J. Kinne accepted a job to become the head coach at Incarnate Word, UCF announced the hiring of former Troy coach Chip Lindsey on Monday.

Prior to three seasons at Troy, Lindsey worked under Malzahn from 2017-18 in the same coordinator role and previously in 2013 as an offensive analyst.

In a weird twist of the above story, I read that Kam Martin was hired as the RB coach at Incarnate Word.