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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on July 30, 2018, 10:04:54 AM

Title: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: wesfau2 on July 30, 2018, 10:04:54 AM: Yes, somehow the entire SEC has a winning streak against Tennessee right now. Vanderbilt? Beat the Vols in 2017 and 2016. Kentucky? Likewise in 2017. Arkansas? Won the last matchup in 2015. Ole Miss? Beat UT by 31 points in 2014. Literally, the entire SEC has an active winning streak against UT.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/5-unlikely-sec-winning-streaks-and-whether-they-will-continue-in-2018/
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2018, 12:25:40 PM: Quote from: wesfau2 on July 30, 2018, 10:04:54 AM
Yes, somehow the entire SEC has a winning streak against Tennessee right now. Vanderbilt? Beat the Vols in 2017 and 2016. Kentucky? Likewise in 2017. Arkansas? Won the last matchup in 2015. Ole Miss? Beat UT by 31 points in 2014. Literally, the entire SEC has an active winning streak against UT.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/5-unlikely-sec-winning-streaks-and-whether-they-will-continue-in-2018/
Hay. You quit that.

They got jermy proot. He gon be like a baby Kirby who is like a baby sabbin.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 30, 2018, 12:51:00 PM: In other point and laugh news, will Florida ever start a season again with a full compliment of players. I'ma whip somebody's ass. Where's my frying pan.

By Jordan McPherson
jmcpherson@miamiherald.com (jmcpherson@miamiherald.com)
July 26, 2018 02:03 PM

Six Florida Gators football players could face discipline from UFâ€™s student conduct board for a May 28 confrontation on campus with a local gambler and his friends that involved UF players holding BB guns.
According to the UF Police Department report, first obtained by Jacksonvilleâ€™s First Coast News (https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/sports/college/florida-gators/report-uf-players-armed-with-frying-pan-rocks-airsoft-rifles-during-on-campus-confrontation/77-577447200), the incident stemmed from a confrontation outside a UF residential complex between the players and a local gambler named Devanteâ€™ Zachery, who also goes by the name â€œTay Bang.â€
Zachery, who is reported to be friends with UF tight end Câ€™yontai Lewis, was upset with the players after losing bets he placed on the Gatorsâ€™ during their 2017 season in which UF went 4-7 and fired coach Jim McElwain, according to the report.
Two of the UF players â€” defensive tackle Kyree Campbell and wide receiver Kadarius Toney â€” had BB guns, but the tip of Toneyâ€™s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle, according to the report. Lewis also reportedly held a frying pan.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-florida/article215568620.html#storylink=cpy
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 02:03:19 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 30, 2018, 12:51:00 PM
In other point and laugh news, will Florida ever start a season again with a full compliment of players. I'ma whip somebody's ass. Where's my frying pan.

By Jordan McPherson
jmcpherson@miamiherald.com (jmcpherson@miamiherald.com)
July 26, 2018 02:03 PM

Six Florida Gators football players could face discipline from UFâ€™s student conduct board for a May 28 confrontation on campus with a local gambler and his friends that involved UF players holding BB guns.
According to the UF Police Department report, first obtained by Jacksonvilleâ€™s First Coast News (https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/sports/college/florida-gators/report-uf-players-armed-with-frying-pan-rocks-airsoft-rifles-during-on-campus-confrontation/77-577447200), the incident stemmed from a confrontation outside a UF residential complex between the players and a local gambler named Devanteâ€™ Zachery, who also goes by the name â€œTay Bang.â€
Zachery, who is reported to be friends with UF tight end Câ€™yontai Lewis, was upset with the players after losing bets he placed on the Gatorsâ€™ during their 2017 season in which UF went 4-7 and fired coach Jim McElwain, according to the report.
Two of the UF players â€” defensive tackle Kyree Campbell and wide receiver Kadarius Toney â€” had BB guns, but the tip of Toneyâ€™s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle, according to the report. Lewis also reportedly held a frying pan.

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/college/sec/university-of-florida/article215568620.html#storylink=cpy
Now there's three names I enjoy...Tay Bang, C'Yontai and Utah.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: The Six on July 30, 2018, 02:56:00 PM: Quote
but the tip of Toneyâ€™s gun was painted black to resemble a real rifle
And what purpose does that serve other to try and fool whoever you are pointing it at?
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:03:17 PM: Quote from: The Six on July 30, 2018, 02:56:00 PM
And what purpose does that serve other to try and fool whoever you are pointing it at?
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 04:15:46 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:03:17 PM
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
And start one hell of a protest with riots and all.

Rightful protest, of course. If it was a pig shooting.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 30, 2018, 04:23:05 PM: You shall put your weapons down. We come armed with painted BB Guns and a really heavy, cast-iron frying pan.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 04:32:01 PM: If you see a guy coming at you with a B.B. gun and a frying pan, he might be a gator.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:51:10 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:03:17 PM
It means you are up to no good....it also is a good way to get yourself shot.
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2018, 05:02:06 PM: I wonder how these guys came to know Tay Bang anyhow? Inquiring minds and all...
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 05:25:34 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:51:10 PM
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Letâ€™s lay off the holes in the head wisecracks.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 05:33:39 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2018, 05:02:06 PM
I wonder how these guys came to know Tay Bang anyhow? Inquiring minds and all...
And maybe this is profiling but I canâ€™t help but recognize that as an Asian name. Isnâ€™t that sort of odd for a bookie to be Asian? Is that racist of me to notice?
Sorry Wes and Prowler. Not meaning to start any shit. Just an observation.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 05:33:53 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 05:25:34 PM
Letâ€™s lay off the holes in the head wisecracks.
I didn't say he was gonna skull fuck you. Although he might if you ask him nicely.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 05:36:37 PM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 05:33:53 PM
I didn't say he was gonna skull fuck you. Although he might if you ask him nicely.
I never said anything about sex with sani. Not at any time, recently.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Saniflush on July 31, 2018, 08:39:00 AM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:51:10 PM
They pull that shit in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Yep, and motherfuckers wonder why they get shot...or fucked in the head.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 31, 2018, 09:33:12 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 31, 2018, 08:39:00 AM
...or fucked in the head.
Cause they have a scar that looks like a vagina in their head?
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 10:23:07 AM: Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2018, 04:51:10 PM
They pull that shoot in Uncle Sani's neighborhood they get two extra holes in dey head.
Only two? I know he keeps at least one in the chamber at all times, so I figured they would have at least 13 extra holes.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Saniflush on July 31, 2018, 10:41:20 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 10:23:07 AM
Only two? I know he keeps at least one in the chamber at all times, so I figured they would have at least 13 extra holes.
No need to waste ammo. A double tap to the chest and a failure to stop to the head is plenty
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Godfather on July 31, 2018, 11:35:35 AM: (https://image-cdn.neatoshop.com/styleimg/18099/none/black/default/234363-19;1455338141i.jpg)
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Saniflush on July 31, 2018, 01:09:16 PM: Also, don't forget cardio.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: The Six on July 31, 2018, 01:16:16 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on July 31, 2018, 01:09:16 PM
Also, don't forget cardio.
The fatties go first.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: bgreene on July 31, 2018, 03:11:39 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 10:23:07 AM
Only two? I know he keeps at least one in the chamber at all times, so I figured they would have at least 13 extra holes.
16 in da clip and 1 in da hole...
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: chinook on October 15, 2018, 02:34:20 PM: Thanks Gus. Asshole.
Title: Re: Everybody Come Laugh At UT
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 15, 2018, 02:57:38 PM: I'm not laughing...I don't get it, Big Dan.