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Title: I wish just once
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2018, 08:10:29 AM
I wish just once somebody would turn the triggered social justice warrior apology on its head.  

Dude who plays for the Braves goes 8 2/3 innings of no hit ball, ends up helping Atlanta get back on track in a 4-1 win over the Dodgers and some shitbird assclown jumps out to "expose" him for some tweets or twats or instahashes he wrote nine or ten years ago when he was still in his teens.  He doesn't even get to celebrate what should be a moment of glory and pride because some twiddled knoblicker sat on these 'offensive' twits or hashgrams and waited for the moment to pounce.  

Oh, MLB is shocked!  He must be punished!  We must send him to sensitivity training and require him to atone for these unacceptable thoughts!!  

Bullshit.  

People think, feel and say mean and offensive things all the time.  So what?  

I wish just once somebody who gets jumped on by the Feels Squad would speak the truth.  "Eat a dick. I said some stuff when I was younger.  Too bad if you don't like it. Get out of my face."  

The sham apologies have gotten out of hand.  Time to turn that bus around.  
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: GH2001 on July 30, 2018, 09:55:34 AM
I wish just once somebody would turn the triggered social justice warrior apology on its head. 

Dude who plays for the Braves goes 8 2/3 innings of no hit ball, ends up helping Atlanta get back on track in a 4-1 win over the Dodgers and some shitbird assclown jumps out to "expose" him for some tweets or twats or instahashes he wrote nine or ten years ago when he was still in his teens.  He doesn't even get to celebrate what should be a moment of glory and pride because some twiddled knoblicker sat on these 'offensive' twits or hashgrams and waited for the moment to pounce. 

Oh, MLB is shocked!  He must be punished!  We must send him to sensitivity training and require him to atone for these unacceptable thoughts!! 

Bullshit. 

People think, feel and say mean and offensive things all the time.  So what? 

I wish just once somebody who gets jumped on by the Feels Squad would speak the truth.  "Eat a dick. I said some stuff when I was younger.  Too bad if you don't like it. Get out of my face." 

The sham apologies have gotten out of hand.  Time to turn that bus around. 

Pretty much what trump says. It why I like him. Unlike snowflake pussballs like prowler who get offended by everything. 
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: The Prowler on July 30, 2018, 02:59:31 PM
Pretty much what trump says. It why I like him. Unlike snowflake pussballs like prowler who get offended by everything.
You post this in a "Kaos triggered post" where he explains whatever it is that offends him...just like all of his other ones.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Token on July 30, 2018, 03:08:58 PM
This is a perfect example of liberal silencing.  

Liberals find some bullshit crybaby topic to cry about. They cry loud and long until they get their apology.  They are happy with themselves.  But if one person says “Jesus I’m tired of the belly aching” they immediately respond with “you’re offended too!!” as if it’s remotely close to being the same thing. 
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 03:59:13 PM
I wish just once somebody would turn the triggered social justice warrior apology on its head. 

Dude who plays for the Braves goes 8 2/3 innings of no hit ball, ends up helping Atlanta get back on track in a 4-1 win over the Dodgers and some shitbird assclown jumps out to "expose" him for some tweets or twats or instahashes he wrote nine or ten years ago when he was still in his teens.  He doesn't even get to celebrate what should be a moment of glory and pride because some twiddled knoblicker sat on these 'offensive' twits or hashgrams and waited for the moment to pounce. 

Oh, MLB is shocked!  He must be punished!  We must send him to sensitivity training and require him to atone for these unacceptable thoughts!! 

Bullshit. 

People think, feel and say mean and offensive things all the time.  So what? 

I wish just once somebody who gets jumped on by the Feels Squad would speak the truth.  "Eat a dick. I said some stuff when I was younger.  Too bad if you don't like it. Get out of my face." 

The sham apologies have gotten out of hand.  Time to turn that bus around. 
We are in for a tremendous shitstorm if you ever run for office.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 30, 2018, 04:14:55 PM
I just want to find one of these assholes who are going back 7-10 years on someone's social media, searching for these "offensive" posts, and slam their heads, face first into their keyboard about...oh say...15 times.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 04:17:04 PM
Ewwww, it’s scary when you talk so rough.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2018, 04:58:09 PM
I find it shocking that a teenager would do or say stupid shit.  This must stop!
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 30, 2018, 05:22:55 PM
I find it shocking that a teenager would do or say stupid shit.  This must stop!
I’m so glad that I never did anything that could be construed as offensive or out of line when I was a teenager. Or, in my thirties. Or, last week. So, I’m cool when I run for governor.

But I do expect Chizad to start digging up shit I posted on the x. And Wes will help him.

That’s cool. I know how to get in touch with them.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on July 30, 2018, 06:59:20 PM
Reason 1,254 why I do not have a Facebook, twitter, instagram page.  
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Kaos on July 30, 2018, 10:47:37 PM
We are in for a tremendous shitstorm if you ever run for office.
When I was in high school, my primary goal was to go to law school and become governor of this state.  That was what I thought I wanted.  

Many bad decisions I'd rather keep in the past later, the last thing I'd ever want to do is run for public office.  
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: chinook on July 31, 2018, 09:44:23 AM
When I was in high school, my primary goal was to go to law school and become governor of this state.  That was what I thought I wanted. 

Many bad decisions I'd rather keep in the past later, the last thing I'd ever want to do is run for public office. 

I wanted to be an astronaut.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: GH2001 on July 31, 2018, 10:16:53 AM
I wanted to be an astronaut.
Per dr dre, to get plenty of ass. 
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 10:25:01 AM
I wanted to be an astronaut.
The world needs ditch diggers too
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2018, 10:40:21 AM
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Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: chinook on July 31, 2018, 10:42:06 AM
it's like 4th grade all over...kicking down my dream.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 31, 2018, 10:47:58 AM
it's like 4th grade all over...kicking down my dream.
How about a Fresca?
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: CCTAU on July 31, 2018, 12:04:38 PM
Reason 1,254 why I do not have a Facebook, twitter, instagram page. 
Well. That and you got no friends...
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 31, 2018, 12:29:23 PM
I wanted to be an astronaut.
You’ve never been very nice to me but I picked you up something on the internet. I was just thinking about you and thought I’d try to find you a gift.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 31, 2018, 12:32:12 PM
I figured you are probably expecting something now, Wes. So, here’s a little something I think you’ll love.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: AUJarhead on July 31, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
You’ve never been very nice to me but I picked you up something on the internet. I was just thinking about you and thought I’d try to find you a gift.
Nook will fucking cut you, and then go buy a new pair of crocs.  I wouldn't fuck with him.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: GH2001 on July 31, 2018, 02:14:33 PM
I figured you are probably expecting something now, Wes. So, here’s a little something I think you’ll love.
That's like the face of so many hideous things all rolled up in one. 

Evil, ugly, dumb, cave woman, wombat, demonic. 
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 31, 2018, 02:28:57 PM
Nook will fucking cut you, and then go buy a new pair of crocs.  I wouldn't fuck with him.
Nook has been doing some remodeling in his closet.

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Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 31, 2018, 05:10:35 PM
When I was in high school, my primary goal was to go to law school and become governor of this state.  That was what I thought I wanted. 

Many bad decisions I'd rather keep in the past later, the last thing I'd ever want to do is run for public office. 
But, if there is anything good to come from this story, at least you didn’t go to law school.
Title: Re: I wish just once
Post by: chityeah on July 31, 2018, 09:09:43 PM
But, if there is anything good to come from this story, at least you didn’t go to law school.
You're right. I don't think he would have cared much.