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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: War Eagle!!! on September 27, 2008, 06:46:14 PM
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Fucking horrible! I give up! I now feel like Kaos has felt. I didn't feel like this until the 2nd half. I am not sure what happened between the first and second half, but this is really really hard to watch! I feel like someone just kicked me in the balls...Pathetic...
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We've got a Pebble Beach defense and a Frank House offense.
We've got a Bon Scott defense and a Joe Perry offense.
We've got a Ferrari defense and a Yugo offense.
We've got a Jerry Seinfeld defense and a Larry the Cable Guy offense.
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I call :bs: on this thread, where did you guys see an offense at?
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Our offense wasn't even as good as my username.
Kudos to our defense for keeping them from scoring on a couple of occasions when a first down would have put them in FG range in the 4th quarter.
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at least lee ziemba didn't incur every penalty this game, only a few
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at least lee ziemba didn't incur every penalty this game, only a few
If you had the pleasure I watching the game on CBS here are some of the comments you were treated to:
"Todd said his arm was back to 100%. God I hope not. "
"you can't run that read option if there is no threat of the quarterback running."
"todd is going to throw. YECHHH!"
" Todd delivers a knuckleball. "
"if you are going to play Burns let him run the offense. "
"Todd just doesn't have any arm strength. "
I do feel somewhat vindicated in that the running game had pop only when the QB was under center. We HAVE to junk the spread before this season disentegtates.
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If the spread doesn't show improvement against Vandy, I say let Franklin go.
I'm not one to fire a coach (any coach) unless it's after the regular season.
Enough is enough. We are horrible.
And in case you didn't notice, there is a monster growing a few miles past Vance. This chicken shit experiment isn't helping.
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There's no doubt that "the spread" excites certain recruits, but seriously, Franklin isn't running it in a fashion that could be exciting anyone at this point. A lot of the recruits we have committed sight unseen. Franklin cannot seem to get into any kind of groove, and evidently mixing up any kind of play calling is lost on him.
Seriously, how do you have the success mixing up the shotgun and under center, with Todd, and Burns, and then abandon "under center" the rest of the way after marching it all the way down field and scoring? There just isn't any fucking excuse. We had offensive success in the first quarter and then for some reason scrapped all success by returning to the unsuccessful stale offense that hadn't worked all season. It has to stop.
I think the spread can work if you mix it up and utilize some imagination in the play calling, and Franklin is either incapable or unwilling to do so. If he can't do it past this next week, I say it's time to move on to someone that can call the offense correctly, whether it's based out of spread formations, or under center.
I'm sick of it, and am getting tired of not being able to enjoy a football season, even when winning. It's a ridiculous feeling. Especially on top of listening to the simultaneous return of the turds. If Alabama fans pay attention, they aren't happy with Georgia smacking 30 pts. back on the board in the second half, but there's no denying they're much improved.
The rest of this season is going to be a bitch. I hope it's fun to watch.
Highlight of the day though.... Bynes. Bad ass motherfucker right there. Defense is solid as shit and kept a Tennessee team that had the ball at mid field the entire second half, three and out all afternoon. Kudos isn't enough. Solid effort.
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If the spread doesn't show improvement against Vandy, I say let Franklin go.
I'm not one to fire a coach (any coach) unless it's after the regular season.
Enough is enough. We are horrible.
And in case you didn't notice, there is a monster growing a few miles past Vance. This chicken shit experiment isn't helping.
Oh I forgot
"there's another shotput"
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Up until now, I have been all about giving the new offense some time to gel.
I have been to the last two games, and this has been the most pathetic attempt at an offense I have ever seen put on a football field. Something has to change, or there may be more than an OC losing his job at the end of the year. At the rate we're going, I can't see us beating Vandy this coming weekend.
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i was sitting here thinking...
didn't troy run this same offense? Do you think because franklin was there he was just happy to be coaching and not really worrying about pressure or expectations and when he arrived at Auburn, it seems like he has an aww fuck, what the hell am I involved in mentality?
Maybe this cat is in over his head and he's taking all the blame to have fans like him in a way by feeling sorry for him.
I don't know anymore, it still feels like we haven won a game after waiting 9 months for the season to start, we're in the top 25 and I feel like we're Princeton or some shit.
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i was sitting here thinking...
didn't troy run this same offense? Do you think because franklin was there he was just happy to be coaching and not really worrying about pressure or expectations and when he arrived at Auburn, it seems like he has an aww fuck, what the hell am I involved in mentality?
Maybe this cat is in over his head and he's taking all the blame to have fans like him in a way by feeling sorry for him.
I don't know anymore, it still feels like we haven won a game after waiting 9 months for the season to start, we're in the top 25 and I feel like we're Princeton or some shit.
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We suck because Franklin brought his golden dick, Chris Todd, here. Chris Todd is NOT a good quarterback. He does not possess any tools that give him an advantage against SEC defenses. Did you fucking watch Stafford play in the 2nd half against Bama? That was an NFL arm. Chris Todd couldn't even play catch with a guy like Stafford.
Because Franklin brought in Todd, he had no time to really develop Kodi Burns. Yes, Chris Todd already knew the offense. Great. Bring him in as a fucking G.A., and let him coach.
That Omar kid that Franklin had at Troy was a good QB. He had a hell of an arm and could make plays with his legs. Sound familiar? If Franklin had spent the last nine months coaching up Burns and giving him the reps at 1st string, we'd be a much different football team right now.
Tuberville is NOT hindering this offense. He might be saying, "We need to run the ball, Tony." However, he isn't saying, "Call shitty and stupid run plays, Tony."
Chris Todd is at his peak. Burns has amazing potential. I've been fired up and pissed off since 6:00pm. This is beyond frustrating.
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First off, Gary Danielson is the most negative prick on the face of the earth. And he's an equal opportunity basher. He ripped everyone, every play. Having said that, it was actually good to hear him stating the obvious about Todd. (See Kaos above)
And the comment: "If you're going to put Kodi Burns in, let thim run the offense" was SPOT FUCKING ON!!! Why in the hell do you put Kodi Burns in the game just to snap it to him and say, "Awwwrat Kodi, tuck that there ball and run fast as you kin". If anyone listened to the pregame show, Q, Stan White and everybody said this defense will knock your dick in the dirt.
Chop, you hit the proverbial nail on the head. We're 4-1 with wins over Southern Miss, MSU and Tennessee. Why am I embarrased as an Auburn fan right now? And speaking of embarrased....did anyone watching this on TV absolutely, positively fucking CRINGE when they kept showing our sidelines and that line of retarded ass ducks on crack, flapping their arms around like it was a game of charades?
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i hear ya townhallsavoy. I was just on the shitter and trying my best to make sense of this whole situation and I cam up with a crackhead theory that would rival some of bama's best crackhead theories..
Tuberville keeps saying he brought in Franklin for recruiting right? My crackhead theory of the week is that we are doing this for recruiting, getting some nice fast recievers and good skill positions and good playmakers... for BORGES!
Why else is Franklin pretty much opening the door for his departure everytime a post game interview with him comes to light? "It's my fault, I'm stupid" etc.
Borges still tailgates at some games from what I've heard and he still lives here. So, I'm on meth and I think we recruited very fast and pretty decent for Borges to come back next year ala 2004 with some playmakers and give Borges a little time to see what other SEC offenses are doing, like when he went to Georgia a few times this year.
It all makes sense now muahahahaha
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i hear ya townhallsavoy. I was just on the shitter and trying my best to make sense of this whole situation and I cam up with a crackhead theory that would rival some of bama's best crackhead theories..
Tuberville keeps saying he brought in Franklin for recruiting right? My crackhead theory of the week is that we are doing this for recruiting, getting some nice fast recievers and good skill positions and good playmakers... for BORGES!
Why else is Franklin pretty much opening the door for his departure everytime a post game interview with him comes to light? "It's my fault, I'm stupid" etc.
Borges still tailgates at some games from what I've heard and he still lives here. So, I'm on meth and I think we recruited very fast and pretty decent for Borges to come back next year ala 2004 with some playmakers and give Borges a little time to see what other SEC offenses are doing, like when he went to Georgia a few times this year.
It all makes sense now muahahahaha
I see you get your meth from Walter White. Is it as good as advertised?
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its the sand mountain slim fast
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And to make matters worse....is watching uat Stomp the SHIT outta UGA on both sides of the ball, in the first half.
Against Vandy:
Start KODI
Tell Tate to open his FUCKING EYES so he sees the open lanes...It was crazy, Tate runs into the back of the Oline and gains -2 yards on one play, then Mario runs the exact same play, but, he stops before he runs into the back of the Oline, cuts to his left and picks up +4 or 5 yards.
Tell Zeimba to get his Head outta his ASS or move him back to RT.
In the practices leading up to next week's game, have the WR do catching drills until their hands bleed.
On Monday AND Tuesday, have ALL of the Olinemen work ONLY on the Squat Racks.
Also, tell Chris Slaughter to fuckin' get his pre-madonna ass off the God Damn field and back on the bench, for good....or Transfer. There were two plays that I remember seeing were CS was supposed to block the DB on a running play, but he never Fuckin' laid a hand on him...he just stood there.
Find a Field Goal kicker...or have Byrum kick field goals, Every Day....starting tonight. Add up every miss and make him run laps for the ones he missed.
Do Extra work this week on the Punt Coverage and Kickoff Coverage.
We need to have TWO people returning punts, nevermind, I guess it doesn't matter when there's 10 players coming down...UN-Fuckin'-Blocked.
Take that Swing Toss that will NEVER EVER FUCKING WORK but for One TIME, that is only IF the defense has 5 people on the field and still almost shuts it down, and Chunk It.
Get Todd's eyes checked.....because I think he's color blind, I'm not sure how you can mistake Blue for White, but somehow Todd pulls it off. I will say this, Todd did make two or three really good throws....That's it. One, to Dunn in the endzone had some zip. Two, to Trott over two defenders for a first down coming out of our own endzone the ball needed to be lollipopped for Trott to catch it, which is Todd's speciality, (I'm not sure why the Fuck he felt the need to throw it to him there since he was double covered)
Three, when he broke three tackles and lazered it to Dunn for a first down, around midfield....Oh wait, nevermind, that was Kodi. So, two really good throws....lol.
Let's hope Nickson has horrible communication with his WRs the entire game.
That's ALL, I'm God Damn Tired, and War FUCKING EAGLE, Mutha Fuckas!!!!
I can't wait until Monday, get to hear all about "bammers are back".....And I'll agree with them, if they keep playing at the level that they're playing at, they'll be playing OU, Texas, or Mizzo in the Orange Bowl for the MNC..... :puke:
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I don't even think Chris Slaughter was born pre-Madonna.
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Yeah, didn't she just turn 50 or something?
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This might sound crazy....but Todd is a horrible QB, and apparently they dont want to call the right plays for Burns! So, bring on Barrett Trotter!!!!! For god sake, there is no way that he can be any worse then Todd!!!!
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If you had the pleasure I watching the game on CBS here are some of the comments you were treated to:
"Todd said his arm was back to 100%. God I hope not. "
"you can't run that read option if there is no threat of the quarterback running."
"todd is going to throw. YECHHH!"
" Todd delivers a knuckleball. "
"if you are going to play Burns let him run the offense. "
"Todd just doesn't have any arm strength. "
I do feel somewhat vindicated in that the running game had pop only when the QB was under center. We HAVE to junk the spread before this season disentegtates.
You forgot my favorite...
"Tony Franklin sells this offense for $3000? If it keeps going like this, we will be lucky to sell if for $1"
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There's now way to post something civil, the local prick, yea you know who you are ''lil'' chopper, won't have it so this is the only way say this.
How many people tried to tell you guys this experiment ''Franklin the guru’’ was bullshit?
Nope, not one of you would have it. ''He's the greatest thing to ever grace the football field’’ How many of you called Bama fans delusional for seeing a change in the program after last year, laughed at the '' process '' of rebuilding? I bet your asses wish you had a little bit of that ''process''.
I said '' go ahead, point your fingers and laugh, It 's what most barners do. I'm having lots of fun watching you guy’s meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. Now you can get all worked up and piss and moan and hurl insults. This shit serves some of you right.
I haven't said one damn word about Bama being back either so before you start that shit I'm not on that bandwagon.
I predicted here before the season at 8-4 or if the ball bounces and Bama can stay healthy we could be 9-3.
I still stand by that. We've got work to do but we are getting closer to were we need to be.
Still a couple years out.
By the way, still think there isn't more shit going on in your program than what's on the surface?
To some of the more reasonable posters, I do appologise for some comments. Like I said though, I've tried to be more civil but it don't work here.
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There's now way to post something civil, the local prick, yea you know who you are ''lil'' chopper, won't have it so this is the only way say this.
How many people tried to tell you guys this experiment ''Franklin the guru’’ was bullshit?
Nope, not one of you would have it. ''He's the greatest thing to ever grace the football field’’ How many of you called Bama fans delusional for seeing a change in the program after last year, laughed at the '' process '' of rebuilding? I bet your asses wish you had a little bit of that ''process''.
I said '' go ahead, point your fingers and laugh, It 's what most barners do. I'm having lots of fun watching you guy’s meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. Now you can get all worked up and piss and moan and hurl insults. This shit serves some of you right.
I haven't said one damn word about Bama being back either so before you start that shit I'm not on that bandwagon.
I predicted here before the season at 8-4 or if the ball bounces and Bama can stay healthy we could be 9-3.
I still stand by that. We've got work to do but we are getting closer to were we need to be.
Still a couple years out.
By the way, still think there isn't more shit going on in your program than what's on the surface?
To some of the more reasonable posters, I do appologise for some comments. Like I said though, I've tried to be more civil but it don't work here.
First of all, even I told you that if you weren't a cock in the mouth all the time, you could post here and not get harassed. Let there be no mistake here Gridiron, you are who you are, and you EARNED every fucking insult, kick in the nuts and poke in the eye you've received. Don't come in here now in some patronizing fashion expecting to not be called out on that.
If you want to come in here and talk football, then drop the fucking schizo routine. ESPN, and the national media want Bama up there so bad in lieu of their other names going down, that you will benefit from it greatly until something terrible happens.
It is not trash talk, and it is NOT based on some fantasy world assumption, that something bad could happen. It's based on fact, very recent, if not almost present information, and will continue to be talked about until you complete the season in whatever fashion it happens.
You are not the fucking voice of reason for Alabama or it's fan base, so please....talk football, talk about your team, and be a fan, but anything else about teaching us some sort of "lesson" about how you've been treated, by me, or others.... Go fuck yourself.
Good luck the rest of the season. It's not even half over yet.
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To some of the more reasonable posters, I do appologise for some comments. Like I said though, I've tried to be more civil but it don't work here.
Civility works just fine. Don't take out your shit-fit with Chopper on the rest of us.
That said, continued posting like this one will result in Chopper gaining some extra support.
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Hahaaa, yea you have nothing to do with my attitude on this board. Should I go back and dig up post after post of you baiting me and slamming even the more tone down, level headed posts I've tried to make.
I didn't have a problem on this site and actually enjoyed it until you decided to pull you’re your childish damn game of post baiting and seeing how long I'd take your shit before I would get tired of it. Nobody is going to refrain from defending themselves at some of the bullshit you've thrown my way.
For example the ridiculous your momma insult you hurled about a week ago. Yup, instead of ignoring it I was wrong to respond. A motherfucker can only take so much bullshit before they drag themselves down to your level. I've done it and you have contributed heavily toward it. In fact I can look back and find the start of this whole pissing fest.
You found out I came here and that's when the shit started. You went on a mission to antagonize me until I had had enough of your shit. Dude YOU started this crap. You did it so you could say ''see I told ya he wouldn't change''. Yea no shit. when you couldn't resist pulling me in by the constant insults. What the hell did you or any one here expect?
I even posted that I'd like to start over here and be respectful and contribute to the site. It's all there archived I'm sure.
Regardless, it apparently won't ever get resolved. Hell I even tried to ignore you and you still won't quit.
So what the hell else do you expect? I told you a couple weeks back; it's out there to dig up too, that if you would stop it and act civil I'd do the same. Did you not read it?
So,don't try and patronize me and act as if I deserve everything you throw. Again, you started it and you keep it festered. I said it weeks ago. You want respect and rational posting? How about giving some.
Care to answer that?
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Hahaaa, yea you have nothing to do with my attitude on this board.
It figures the first sentence of both of your past two posts, renders your entire argument worthless. Suck it Trebek!
Should I go back and dig up post after post of you baiting me and slamming even the more tone down, level headed posts I've tried to make.
I could use a good laugh, so go ahead if you'd like. :thumbsup:
I didn't have a problem on this site and actually enjoyed it until you decided to pull you’re your childish damn game of post baiting and seeing how long I'd take your shit before I would get tired of it. Nobody is going to refrain from defending themselves at some of the bullshit you've thrown my way.
But I thought I didn't matter?
For example the ridiculous your momma insult you hurled about a week ago. Yup, instead of ignoring it I was wrong to respond. A motherfucker can only take so much bullshit before they drag themselves down to your level. I've done it and you have contributed heavily toward it. In fact I can look back and find the start of this whole pissing fest.
You might as well, because I no longer have access to AUN, which is actually where this all started Gridiron....
You found out I came here and that's when the shit started. You went on a mission to antagonize me until I had had enough of your shit. Dude YOU started this crap. You did it so you could say ''see I told ya he wouldn't change''. Yea no shit. when you couldn't resist pulling me in by the constant insults. What the hell did you or any one here expect?
It's what I dooooo. I think my exposure and your following actions haven't done much but show where I was right. I am pretty good at this shit.
I even posted that I'd like to start over here and be respectful and contribute to the site. It's all there archived I'm sure.
Regardless, it apparently won't ever get resolved. Hell I even tried to ignore you and you still won't quit.
Sorry Francis, your first post back this week, addressed me with "local prick" and "lil Chopper".... That's pretty clearly asking for it, and kind of makes you a hypocrite, but please continue....
So what the hell else do you expect? I told you a couple weeks back; it's out there to dig up too, that if you would stop it and act civil I'd do the same. Did you not read it?
I already know what to expect, and you never disappoint.
So,don't try and patronize me and act as if I deserve everything you throw. Again, you started it and you keep it festered. I said it weeks ago.
One only needs to read the first lines of your first post here... no digging necessary to see why this keeps happening. I hear ya though Capt. Hippie Hypocrite.
You want respect and rational posting? How about giving some.
Care to answer that?
I already get respect and have many rational posts. Thanks for asking though.
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Civility works just fine. Don't take out your shit-fit with Chopper on the rest of us.
That said, continued posting like this one will result in Chopper gaining some extra support.
Extra support?
It's a bit difficult not to keep an attitude when your every comment get some smart assed remark regardless of what I post.
Like I said, I've tried to ignore and stay away from his baiting but damn it's impossible. I haven't pm anyone ,cried or asked anyone to ask him to give me a friggin' break. Nope, I've put up with it and almost never come here because of it. I'm sure it's a running joke on how long it will take till he runs me off.
That's too bad.
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Your FIRST line today....
There's now way to post something civil, the local prick, yea you know who you are ''lil'' chopper, won't have it so this is the only way say this.
plus this....
Hahaaa, yea you have nothing to do with my attitude on this board.
= Hyporcrite.
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So you’re dragging some bullshit from AUN over here. WOW :jaw:
I didn't know I hurt you so. Let it go man geezzze. You of all people shouln't get so worked up about some bickering on another site that happened almost a year ago.
I address you in the same type manner in which you have been addressing me so don't act as if your innocent. You have no room to throw around the hypocrite label. None what so ever. :pwnd:
I didn't think you would be able to answer in any other manner than what you did/ do.
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Please. Explain to all of us how I'm:
:pwnd:
This ought to be good. Please number each line item. :popcorn:
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So, what'd ya'll think about those throwback Titans unforms the Jets wore yesterday? I thought it was the Steelers at first.
Favre threw 6 TDs so they might want to keep wearing them.
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There's now way to post something civil, the local prick, yea you know who you are ''lil'' chopper, won't have it so this is the only way say this.
How many people tried to tell you guys this experiment ''Franklin the guru’’ was bullshit?
Nope, not one of you would have it. ''He's the greatest thing to ever grace the football field’’ How many of you called Bama fans delusional for seeing a change in the program after last year, laughed at the '' process '' of rebuilding? I bet your asses wish you had a little bit of that ''process''.
I said '' go ahead, point your fingers and laugh, It 's what most barners do. I'm having lots of fun watching you guy’s meltdown. Couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch. Now you can get all worked up and piss and moan and hurl insults. This shit serves some of you right.
I haven't said one damn word about Bama being back either so before you start that shit I'm not on that bandwagon.
I predicted here before the season at 8-4 or if the ball bounces and Bama can stay healthy we could be 9-3.
I still stand by that. We've got work to do but we are getting closer to were we need to be.
Still a couple years out.
By the way, still think there isn't more shit going on in your program than what's on the surface?
To some of the more reasonable posters, I do appologise for some comments. Like I said though, I've tried to be more civil but it don't work here.
Fuck you! I don't need some shit stirring Alabama fan to come in here saying "I told you so". Fuck you dude. You want respect, try saying something without sounding like an arrogant fucker.
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So, what'd ya'll think about those throwback Titans unforms the Jets wore yesterday? I thought it was the Steelers at first.
Favre threw 6 TDs so they might want to keep wearing them.
That kid Farvre is going to be something one day. :thumbsup:
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"appologise" - Italian for "I suck myself off".
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Extra support?
It's a bit difficult not to keep an attitude when your every comment get some smart assed remark regardless of what I post.
Like I said, I've tried to ignore and stay away from his baiting but damn it's impossible. I haven't pm anyone ,cried or asked anyone to ask him to give me a friggin' break. Nope, I've put up with it and almost never come here because of it. I'm sure it's a running joke on how long it will take till he runs me off.
That's too bad.
Seems to me that you're crying about it right now. If you let one person run you off, then you're a pussy who should have been run anyway.
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Fucking horrible! I give up! I now feel like Kaos has felt. I didn't feel like this until the 2nd half. I am not sure what happened between the first and second half, but this is really really hard to watch! I feel like someone just kicked me in the balls...Pathetic...
I felt your pain. This was the first game that the wife and I had a chance to go to this year and it sucked to be honest. We are usually two of the loudest people in our section and we just sat in silence for much of the second half wondering what we were watching. We canceled our plans to head to Nashvegas this weekend, and if it weren't for my brother going with me, I would sell our Arkansas tickets. I can tell you right now that I don't look forward to this weekend. I can't believe for the first time in my life that I am worried about Vandy. Homecoming, forget it, I am staying home that weekend.
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Like I said 3 to 4 weeks ago and was shewed off, if this situation isn't taken under control it will be more than just Franklin who gets the can.
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Like I said 3 to 4 weeks ago and was shewed off, if this situation isn't taken under control it will be more than just Franklin who gets the can.
I was told to quit my baby bitching. Hmmm.
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I was told to quit my baby bitching. Hmmm.
Obviously you knew some secret squirrel shit or something, so props to you, Now, do you have anymore room on that bandwagon you're driving? I'm looking for a seat.
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I was told to quit my baby bitching. Hmmm.
You need to hang up the phone and get back on the press.
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His vagina aches.
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His vagina aches.
So now my soul is in my vagina?
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So now my soul is in my vagina?
Well....I think with my dick, sooooo...possibly...
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Well....I think with my dick, sooooo...possibly...
So you want to do me? That's nasty.
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So you want to do me? That's nasty.
Do you admit to having a vagina?
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Do you admit to having a vagina?
You are what you eat.
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You are what you eat.
Well evidently you ate a large portion of Gene Simmons. Is that what you're saying? :poke: