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Title: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on February 21, 2018, 11:13:23 PM
Oh my FUCKING Lord!!  Tiger has a golf club in his hand!!!  Holy shit.  he swung it!  He swung it!  He swung it!!! 

Seven minutes of SportsCenter discussion. 

The fucker hit the fairway 30% of the time in the six fucking rounds he's played since he limped away a few years ago.  Yeah.  Guess what?  I'm not worth a damn and I hit the fairway more than 60% of the time. 

He missed the cut at the fucking Genesis Open.  What in the bleeding blue hell is the Genesis Open?  He shot a 72 and a 76.  That's better than me, but not by a hell of a lot. 

I don't want to watch seven minutes about this fucker on television.  I haven't watched SportsCenter in months.  I just happened to click over hoping to see something about the AU basketball team.  Instead?  Essentially a mini fucking 30 for 30 inside the SportsCenter broadcast, blowing Woods. 

And good lord Linda Cohn is hideous looking.  She was never attractive, but she's aging like a piece of spoiled fruit.   :puke:
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Post by: CCTAU on February 21, 2018, 11:32:48 PM
Quick, Cohn or Rowe?
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2018, 07:21:39 AM
I know that you are being facetious but chill, dude. The man’s dad was black.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on February 22, 2018, 08:50:39 AM
Quick, Cohn or Rowe?

I’d rather be drowned in a bag with a dozen rabid ground squirrels
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2018, 08:53:14 AM
I’d rather be drowned in a bag with a dozen rabid ground squirrels

You know you want to be the meat in a Cohn & Rowe sammich.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 22, 2018, 08:54:09 AM
Re: Sportcenter, being serious for a moment. Who wouldn’t want to blow Woods?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Token on February 25, 2018, 03:33:16 PM
Tiger is good for the PGA.  Tickets sales will be up, revenue will be up and tv ratings will be up.  You don't have to like it but those are the facts.  Tiger isn't the same Tiger from 20 years ago but he's still a top PGA player.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on February 25, 2018, 05:16:04 PM
Tiger is good for the PGA.  Tickets sales will be up, revenue will be up and tv ratings will be up.  You don't have to like it but those are the facts.  Tiger isn't the same Tiger from 20 years ago but he's still a top PGA player.  


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Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 25, 2018, 10:28:44 PM
Tiger is good for the PGA.  Tickets sales will be up, revenue will be up and tv ratings will be up.  You don't have to like it but those are the facts.  Tiger isn't the same Tiger from 20 years ago but he's still a top PGA player.  
Agreed.  The other day, I'm listening to ESPN Radio.  They do their little Sports Center dealio and quickly talk about 3-4 of the top sports topics, scores etc.  They finish with, "And Tiger Woods shoots even par at the Honda Classic and is 4 shots back."
That's their ENTIRE report on this golf tournament.  One guy who isn't even one of the leaders.  At the Honda Classic, this guy is 4 shots back.  That's it! 
Yes, he's good for golf.  When he's relevant, he makes everybody on tour a whole lot more money.  Is it right?  Maybe.  Bugs the shit out of me.  Several years back, he and Dill Pickleson were in contention at the Masters and playing together.  They were several shots back, but both making a run.  CBS spent 5 minutes showing Woods eating a Power Bar while waiting on the players ahead to move on.  Then later, went to a videotaped replay of what the leader (Who won) did while Tiger ate his candy bar. 
Yes, it pisses me off.  Not his fault.  Falls in the lap of the media.  But, the reality is if he's relevant, he's the biggest golf star on the planet.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on February 26, 2018, 08:03:42 AM
Agreed.  The other day, I'm listening to ESPN Radio.  They do their little Sports Center dealio and quickly talk about 3-4 of the top sports topics, scores etc.  They finish with, "And Tiger Woods shoots even par at the Honda Classic and is 4 shots back."
That's their ENTIRE report on this golf tournament.  One guy who isn't even one of the leaders.  At the Honda Classic, this guy is 4 shots back.  That's it!
Yes, he's good for golf.  When he's relevant, he makes everybody on tour a whole lot more money.  Is it right?  Maybe.  Bugs the shoot out of me.  Several years back, he and Dill Pickleson were in contention at the Masters and playing together.  They were several shots back, but both making a run.  CBS spent 5 minutes showing Woods eating a Power Bar while waiting on the players ahead to move on.  Then later, went to a videotaped replay of what the leader (Who won) did while Tiger ate his candy bar.
Yes, it pisses me off.  Not his fault.  Falls in the lap of the media.  But, the reality is if he's relevant, he's the biggest golf star on the planet.
The best part of yesterday's coverage was when they interviewed the kid that played with Tiger.  "What was it like playing alongside Tiger Woods?"
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Post by: Kaos on February 26, 2018, 08:56:00 AM
 But, the reality is if he's relevant, he's the biggest golf star on the planet.
Chicken and egg. 
Why is he the biggest golf star?  Because they show him eating a power bar? Because they cover every breath the guy takes?  He was good.  A long time ago.  There are much better stories in the game now than this douchebag assclown, but they don't get followed around and reported on. 
I've yet to meet a single person who cares as much about Woods as the media does.  Most I know don't really like him all that much and didn't even when he was playing well.  Never met anyone who is cheering for him to win. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on February 26, 2018, 09:43:57 AM
Chicken and egg.
Why is he the biggest golf star?  Because they show him eating a power bar? Because they cover every breath the guy takes?  He was good.  A long time ago.  There are much better stories in the game now than this douchebag assclown, but they don't get followed around and reported on.

I've yet to meet a single person who cares as much about Woods as the media does.  Most I know don't really like him all that much and didn't even when he was playing well.  Never met anyone who is cheering for him to win.
I don't disagree with anything you've said, but to answer your above question I would say the hordes of people that I saw yesterday flocked around him at the Honda Classic.

Pops and I set up at the 18th at about 2pm about 100 yards from the green. There was no one else around us. The only other people were about maybe 50 that were scattered around the green itself.  The guys that played 2 holes before Woods, we had a solid line of people along the roped area, maybe...maybe 2 or 3 people up near the green, but no one behind us.  When Woods played there was a solid 8-10 people deep behind us, next to us...everywhere.  He draws a crowd.  A lot of folks left when he finished.

He was good a long time ago but for whatever reason, he has always been a favorite....he was the prodigal son... a black golfer, that was on Johnny Carson when he was 4... kid was made for golf.  People like a winner and he was a winner, and they like a comeback story even more.  You may have never met anyone cheering for him to win but he had 5000-6000 of his best friends following and cheering for him on Sunday, and PGA reported that this was the biggest crowd the Classic has ever had since it's inception in 1982.  That equals money...media likes money.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2018, 09:56:35 AM
GF, did you stay for the playoff?  On Thomas' approach, they said he had 256.  Little 5'9" joker stepped up and calmly ripped one to the back of the green. 

What was so funny is when he sank the winning putt, he clearly hollers "Fuck yeah".  They replayed it 4-5 times before they left the air.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 26, 2018, 10:02:55 AM
GF, did you stay for the playoff?  On Thomas' approach, they said he had 256.  Little 5'9" joker stepped up and calmly ripped one to the back of the green.

What was so funny is when he sank the winning putt, he clearly hollers "Fuck yeah".  They replayed it 4-5 times before they left the air.
This is how I usually finish off a day of posting on the x.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2018, 01:31:00 PM
https://youtu.be/FhdEsKfsPqo (https://youtu.be/FhdEsKfsPqo)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: bgreene on February 28, 2018, 04:51:24 PM
Tiger going after the Duff man


http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/heres-a-story-about-tiger-playing-through-talking-trash-to-dufner/ar-BBJt6bU?ocid=ientp&li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp (http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/heres-a-story-about-tiger-playing-through-talking-trash-to-dufner/ar-BBJt6bU?ocid=ientp&li=BBmkt5R&ocid=ientp)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: chinook on February 28, 2018, 06:23:27 PM
frick that cracker.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2018, 10:43:29 PM
frick that cracker.
You can't say frick.  Mods?
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 28, 2018, 10:50:49 PM
You can't say frick.  Mods?
Whatever you do, don’t report it to the moderator.
They’ll kick your ass.
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Post by: jmar on March 09, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
This just in...

TIGAH WOODS just bogeyed number 9 at the Valspar tourney.

More to follow as this brilliant athlete continues his valiant comeback recapturing the hearts of the entire nation.
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Post by: Token on March 10, 2018, 05:05:29 PM
I know that y’all are pissed but if Tiger makes final pair he’ll win tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2018, 11:06:14 PM
I know that y’all are pissed but if Tiger makes final pair he’ll win tomorrow.
I'm not pissed.  Have never been a Tiger fan or hater.  But I get what he means to the game.  The PGA is in full chub mode that this guy could be relevant again.  Doesn't matter what we think here on the board.  Fans are going crazy over him right now.  The announcers said fans were 15-20 deep watching him warm up this morning.
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Post by: CCTAU on March 11, 2018, 01:34:19 AM
I'm not pissed.  Have never been a Tiger fan or hater.  But I get what he means to the game.  The PGA is in full chub mode that this guy could be relevant again.  Doesn't matter what we think here on the board.  Fans are going crazy over him right now.  The announcers said fans were 15-20 deep watching him warm up this morning.
What the hell is a golf "fan" anyway!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2018, 09:53:40 AM
I'm not pissed.  Have never been a Tiger fan or hater.  But I get what he means to the game.  The PGA is in full chub mode that this guy could be relevant again.  Doesn't matter what we think here on the board.  Fans are going crazy over him right now.  The announcers said fans were 15-20 deep watching him warm up this morning.
I don't know who these "fans" are.  Until I hurt my knee I played golf almost every weekend.  I've never played with or been in the presence of anyone who plays the game who has anything but absolute contempt for Woods.  Who are these people?  
All the bandwagon jock riders can kiss my dusty ass.  
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 11, 2018, 01:59:38 PM
I don't know who these "fans" are.  Until I hurt my knee I played golf almost every weekend.  I've never played with or been in the presence of anyone who plays the game who has anything but absolute contempt for Woods.  Who are these people?  
All the bandwagon jock riders can kiss my dusty ass.  
Are you talking besides klansmen?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2018, 02:48:30 PM
Are you talking besides klansmen?
Kinda hard to tell these days.  We tried playing in the hoods, but they kept shifting during the upswing and it was hard to see where the ball went.  Besides they were awfully damned hot.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2018, 05:59:23 PM
Ha. Ha ha. Hahaha. Fuck you.  

All the breathless ejaculatory coverage in the universe couldn’t get you there Tiger.   Yeah you’re still a better golfer than me.  But not every day.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Token on March 12, 2018, 12:52:55 AM
Keep hating Kaos.  Tiger is to golf what Trump is to the economy.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 12, 2018, 12:58:20 AM
Keep hating Kaos.  Tiger is to golf what Trump is to the economy.  
No.  There is no analogy there.

Tiger ruins golf.  I can't pay attention to it for the orgasmic fawning of the media when he's even barely making the cut.  

Every fucking article about the Dickrod Tournament (or whatever that was today) is about his greasy ass.  How he's "back" for the 53rd time.  How he "served notice."  How he's going to win again and win a LOT!!  Every photo from the tournament is of his punk ass.  Well FUCK him.  Who won the tournament?  Anybody know?  Anybody care to report that?  

Fuck Tiger Woods.  Forever.  

And while I'm at it, here are some other fucks who finished second at the Alpo Golf Classic over the years: 

Patrick "Who the Fuck" Cantlay?
Bill Hass "No Career" 
Sean O'Hair "Ball"
Kevin Na "gonna work here anymore"
Boo "Cause I suck" Weekely
Sang Asong Moon-Bat Bae

It's a pissy little tournament that nobody gives a tweedle fuck about and is a harbinger of exactly DICK SHIT.  Most of those second place duds had better total scores than fucking Tiger when they placed second, too.  


Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Token on March 12, 2018, 01:09:54 AM
I know you were sweating Kaos.  When Tiger dropped that 44 ft putt on 17 to climb within one, I know you were praying he wouldn't make the playoff.  Tiger Woods, huge gallery, red shirt, 1 shot off the lead.  It's ok to admit you were worried he was about to make magic and pick up a win just a few weeks after you talking shit about him.   

The guy had a fusion in his lower back and still swings the golf club harder than most on tour.  Nobody had any idea if he could do it or how far his body will take him.  But he's a hell of a lot more relevant than you give him credit for.  In a week where some big names missed the cut, Tiger finished tied for 2nd just one shot back.  When his putting gets better, and it will get better, he will win again.  If he stays healthy he'll be relevant again.  He won't be the same Tiger as he was but who could possibly expect that?  Either way, ratings are up and ticket sales are up.  You don't have to like him, you can just keep hating him.  Doesn't change the fact that he's the biggest name in golf and if he's playing within 4 shots of the lead on Sundays you better get ready to watch him.  Or you can go shoot a 78 and bitch and Tiger at your local course.  Either way, Tiger isn't going anywhere if he stays healthy.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 12, 2018, 01:28:13 AM
I know you were sweating Kaos.  When Tiger dropped that 44 ft putt on 17 to climb within one, I know you were praying he wouldn't make the playoff.  Tiger Woods, huge gallery, red shirt, 1 shot off the lead.  It's ok to admit you were worried he was about to make magic and pick up a win just a few weeks after you talking shit about him.  

The guy had a fusion in his lower back and still swings the golf club harder than most on tour.  Nobody had any idea if he could do it or how far his body will take him.  But he's a hell of a lot more relevant than you give him credit for.  In a week where some big names missed the cut, Tiger finished tied for 2nd just one shot back.  When his putting gets better, and it will get better, he will win again.  If he stays healthy he'll be relevant again.  He won't be the same Tiger as he was but who could possibly expect that?  Either way, ratings are up and ticket sales are up.  You don't have to like him, you can just keep hating him.  Doesn't change the fact that he's the biggest name in golf and if he's playing within 4 shots of the lead on Sundays you better get ready to watch him.  Or you can go shoot a 78 and bitch and Tiger at your local course.  Either way, Tiger isn't going anywhere if he stays healthy.  
Actually I wasn't.  I was trying to watch other shit but my fucking phone kept blowing up with ESPN having multiple orgasms over him not completely sucking ass for once in the last five years.  

Magic?  Fuck that noise.  No magic.  He might win at some point.  Never said he wouldn't. Hell logic dictates that if he plays enough tournaments he will eventually win one same as the rest of the field.  Doesn't make him less of a chump.  

If/when the surgical pins come flying out of his back because "he swings so hard" (fuck him) I won't really give a shit either way except that I'll dread having to hear about his fucking rehab and how he's going to be 'back' again at some point.  

I don't like the guy, I've never liked the guy.  I'm not going to start now.  

"The biggest name in golf" is EXACTLY why I have a problem with this motherfucker.  He hasn't done a single shitting thing of any substance or relevance in nearly five years.   Other players have.  But the media has to stroke his filthy dick and ignore the remainder of the game.  If they'd let go of his ass and actually put the work in to tell the stories of other players, tournaments, events, etc.?   Maybe this fuck would fade into history where he belongs -- EVEN if he wins another tournament or two.  

I don't shoot 78. I can, but I usually score more like Woods does for the last half decade and am in the mid 80s.  And I never, ever talk about Tiger Fucking Woods except to note some things here.  Other people mention him in passing, but he isn't even on my radar when I'm playing.  

If I'm going to watch a fucking tournament (which I rarely do) I want to see the leaders and some of the other interesting stories of the week.  This week it happened to be that muddy fucker apparently because he was in contention.  That's fine.  But when i can't even find out a single fucking thing about any of the rest of the tournament -- including who won -- without dumpster diving through five or six different Woods is back articles?  Then I'm in Fuck that Clown mode.   When he was in "contention" (and not even in the Top Eight at the time) I got nothing on my phone but damn near constant alerts about whatever shot he made.  "Woods hits the Fairway on 11"  WHY do I give a fuck about that?  He was in fourth or fifth place at the time.  Tell me who's winning.  Don't deprive those guys of their story.  

He doesn't have to be "four shots off the lead."  If his dim ass is still on the course, even if he's barely made the cut, the media will report on what color shit he took behind a tree on the 15th and ignore everything else going on in the tournament.  Some ESPN or CBS asshole will probably run over, scoop the turds into a bag, send half off to be analyzed and taste the other half to see if they can discern what brand of fruit rollups the funky fuck eats.  Give it a fucking rest.  

I guess that's what pisses me off.  I enjoyed following the game much more when he wasn't a constant part of it. 

Did I mention I hate this fucking time change?  I've been pissed off all day about nothing in particular.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 12, 2018, 10:13:36 AM
I know you were sweating Kaos.  When Tiger dropped that 44 ft putt on 17 to climb within one, I know you were praying he wouldn't make the playoff.  Tiger Woods, huge gallery, red shirt, 1 shot off the lead.  It's ok to admit you were worried he was about to make magic and pick up a win just a few weeks after you talking shit about him.  

The guy had a fusion in his lower back and still swings the golf club harder than most on tour.  Nobody had any idea if he could do it or how far his body will take him.  But he's a hell of a lot more relevant than you give him credit for.  In a week where some big names missed the cut, Tiger finished tied for 2nd just one shot back.  When his putting gets better, and it will get better, he will win again.  If he stays healthy he'll be relevant again.  He won't be the same Tiger as he was but who could possibly expect that?  Either way, ratings are up and ticket sales are up.  You don't have to like him, you can just keep hating him.  Doesn't change the fact that he's the biggest name in golf and if he's playing within 4 shots of the lead on Sundays you better get ready to watch him.  Or you can go shoot a 78 and bitch and Tiger at your local course.  Either way, Tiger isn't going anywhere if he stays healthy.  
Bro...don't poke the bear.  You are going to give him an aneurysm. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2018, 10:24:08 AM
I watched the final few holes yesterday just because Tiger was a couple of strokes down.  Admittedly, I didn't want him to win (Or at least get in a playoff).  But I watched. 

I totally get what K is saying about the media and their inflatulation with Woods.  It's way over the top and in one sense, unfair to the other players.  Like I said before, one Masters a few years back, they showed him open and eat an entire Power Bar, then showed what the leaders did on replay.  As if the world wanted to watch this guy chew for 5 solid minutes.  But, the reality is it's not his fault.  The ratings for this weekend went through the roof.  Biggest 3rd round viewership in history.  That means more sponsors.  More money.  If he's relevant, people are going to watch.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 12, 2018, 10:57:23 AM
I watched the final few holes yesterday just because Tiger was a couple of strokes down.  Admittedly, I didn't want him to win (Or at least get in a playoff).  But I watched.

I totally get what K is saying about the media and their inflatulation with Woods.  It's way over the top and in one sense, unfair to the other players.  Like I said before, one Masters a few years back, they showed him open and eat an entire Power Bar, then showed what the leaders did on replay.  As if the world wanted to watch this guy chew for 5 solid minutes.  But, the reality is it's not his fault.  The ratings for this weekend went through the roof.  Biggest 3rd round viewership in history.  That means more sponsors.  More money.  If he's relevant, people are going to watch.
You just said you watched because Tiger was close. Yet when the media is "infatuated" with him you say it's unfair? Pffftttt...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Token on March 12, 2018, 11:18:22 AM
Bro...don't poke the bear.  You are going to give him an aneurysm.
Kaos is much more entertaining on a soap box.  Don't begrudge me of my humor.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2018, 11:18:54 AM
You just said you watched because Tiger was close. Yet when the media is "infatuated" with him you say it's unfair? Pffftttt...
No, I said "inflatulated."
I admit to wanting to see what happens with him if he's in contention because he usually winds up pulling off some incredible shots, like the 40 plus foot putt on 17 to get within 1.  However, the unfair part comes in when not once did they show Paul Casey  during the last 3 holes Tiger played.  Yes, he had finished and was in the club house.  But they always show that person, whether he's out on the range getting ready for a possible playoff, or watching what's happening in the club house.  They never showed him down the stretch and didn't show him when Tiger missed the putt that gave him the victory.  He missed the putt and the camera followed him until the telecast went off.     
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on March 12, 2018, 11:22:30 AM
No, I said "inflatulated."
I admit to wanting to see what happens with him if he's in contention because he usually winds up pulling off some incredible shots, like the 40 plus foot putt on 17 to get within 1.  However, the unfair part comes in when not once did they show Paul Casey  during the last 3 holes Tiger played.  Yes, he had finished and was in the club house.  But they always show that person, whether he's out on the range getting ready for a possible playoff, or watching what's happening in the club house.  They never showed him down the stretch and didn't show him when Tiger missed the putt that gave him the victory.  He missed the putt and the camera followed him until the telecast went off.    
You admitted...again...that you were watching because of Tiger. Wouldn't you think that they wanted to focus the broadcast on the person that people are tuned in to watch?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 12, 2018, 11:28:27 AM
You admitted...again...that you were watching because of Tiger. Wouldn't you think that they wanted to focus the broadcast on the person that people are tuned in to watch?
I think you know this. He not only doesn’t realize what he’s said but neither, when he said it.
It’s really kind of sad.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2018, 11:51:42 AM
You admitted...again...that you were watching because of Tiger. Wouldn't you think that they wanted to focus the broadcast on the person that people are tuned in to watch?
Yeah, and your point? I've already said several times that the guy is a ratings bonanza.  People watch.  I watch if he's in contention. But yesterday was a prime example of what I'm talking about.  Of course the media is going to focus more on Tiger.  But never once showing the guy who won the tournament?  You can't take the camera off Tiger for 30 seconds? 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 12, 2018, 12:06:25 PM
Yeah, and your point? I've already said several times that the guy is a ratings bonanza.  People watch.  I watch if he's in contention. But yesterday was a prime example of what I'm talking about.  Of course the media is going to focus more on Tiger.  But never once showing the guy who won the tournament?  You can't take the camera off Tiger for 30 seconds?
Do you think asking WE!!! numerous incoherent questions is going to win you any points?
You can’t see that he’s already won this argument?
Do they teach this technique in Lawyering for Idiots 101?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 12, 2018, 12:23:27 PM
Actually I wasn't.  I was trying to watch other shit but my fucking phone kept blowing up with ESPN having multiple orgasms over him not completely sucking ass for once in the last five years.  

Magic?  Fuck that noise.  No magic.  He might win at some point.  Never said he wouldn't. Hell logic dictates that if he plays enough tournaments he will eventually win one same as the rest of the field.  Doesn't make him less of a chump.  

If/when the surgical pins come flying out of his back because "he swings so hard" (fuck him) I won't really give a shit either way except that I'll dread having to hear about his fucking rehab and how he's going to be 'back' again at some point.  

I don't like the guy, I've never liked the guy.  I'm not going to start now.  

"The biggest name in golf" is EXACTLY why I have a problem with this motherfucker.  He hasn't done a single shitting thing of any substance or relevance in nearly five years.   Other players have.  But the media has to stroke his filthy dick and ignore the remainder of the game.  If they'd let go of his ass and actually put the work in to tell the stories of other players, tournaments, events, etc.?   Maybe this fuck would fade into history where he belongs -- EVEN if he wins another tournament or two.  

I don't shoot 78. I can, but I usually score more like Woods does for the last half decade and am in the mid 80s.  And I never, ever talk about Tiger Fucking Woods except to note some things here.  Other people mention him in passing, but he isn't even on my radar when I'm playing.  

If I'm going to watch a fucking tournament (which I rarely do) I want to see the leaders and some of the other interesting stories of the week.  This week it happened to be that muddy fucker apparently because he was in contention.  That's fine.  But when i can't even find out a single fucking thing about any of the rest of the tournament -- including who won -- without dumpster diving through five or six different Woods is back articles?  Then I'm in Fuck that Clown mode.   When he was in "contention" (and not even in the Top Eight at the time) I got nothing on my phone but damn near constant alerts about whatever shot he made.  "Woods hits the Fairway on 11"  WHY do I give a fuck about that?  He was in fourth or fifth place at the time.  Tell me who's winning.  Don't deprive those guys of their story.  

He doesn't have to be "four shots off the lead."  If his dim ass is still on the course, even if he's barely made the cut, the media will report on what color shit he took behind a tree on the 15th and ignore everything else going on in the tournament.  Some ESPN or CBS asshole will probably run over, scoop the turds into a bag, send half off to be analyzed and taste the other half to see if they can discern what brand of fruit rollups the funky fuck eats.  Give it a fucking rest.  

I guess that's what pisses me off.  I enjoyed following the game much more when he wasn't a constant part of it.

Did I mention I hate this fucking time change?  I've been pissed off all day about nothing in particular.  
If you want to go up there and spray paint Tiger Woods graffiti all over his jail, I’ll drive.
Fuck him.
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Post by: Kaos on March 15, 2018, 10:16:31 AM
If I was a professional golfer, I'd Tonya Harding the motherfucker.  

http://golfweek.com/2018/03/15/tiger-tracker-tiger-woods-arnold-palmer-invitational-round-1-shot-by-shot/

120 golfers are on the course today.  And there's a fucking shot-by-fucking shot recap of what this piece of shit is doing?  

Fuck that.  
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Post by: Token on March 15, 2018, 01:18:14 PM
Thanks for the link K.  I hate when I can't watch it and miss a swing.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2018, 02:20:22 PM
Listening to Dan Patrick earlier.  They were giving Tiger updates.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 15, 2018, 03:15:21 PM
Just because I would like to actually see someone's head explode just for the entertainment value...

https://www.sbnation.com/2018/3/15/17124236/tiger-woods-2018-masters-odds-to-win-at-augusta (https://www.sbnation.com/2018/3/15/17124236/tiger-woods-2018-masters-odds-to-win-at-augusta)
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2018, 03:23:35 PM
:suicide:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 15, 2018, 03:25:20 PM
My boy, J-Spieth (His close friends call him that) is going to get it together and wear that green jacket this year.  They already know his size.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 16, 2018, 12:28:40 PM
My boy, J-Spieth (His close friends call him that) is going to get it together and wear that green jacket this year.  They already know his size.
You probably know his size too.
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Post by: Kaos on March 17, 2018, 09:29:57 AM
UMBC knocks off Virginia.  Top story on ESPN.  

That was followed by a hole-by-hole review of yesterday's round by this fuckhole. He's in 17th place.  Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him.  

This is good for golf?    
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 17, 2018, 09:43:46 AM
UMBC knocks off Virginia.  Top story on ESPN.  

That was followed by a hole-by-hole review of yesterday's round by this fuckhole. He's in 17th place.  Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him.  

This is good for golf?    
But...but....but...he's favored to win the Masters.  Even though he hasn't won anything in about 5 years. 
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Post by: The Prowler on March 18, 2018, 07:46:34 PM
UMBC knocks off Virginia.  Top story on ESPN.  

That was followed by a hole-by-hole review of yesterday's round by this fuckhole. He's in 17th place.  Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him.  

This is good for golf?    
Finished 5th.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 18, 2018, 09:32:10 PM
Rory was off the chain today.  Shot a final round 64.  Fairways, greens, solid putting.  On 16, (I believe) he hit a 374 yard drive. Seriously?  They don't do that shit in long drive contests. 
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Post by: Kaos on March 18, 2018, 10:04:50 PM
Finished 5th.
Whippee shit. 
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Post by: The Prowler on March 21, 2018, 09:14:13 PM
Whippee shit.
That places him at "a hell of a lot" better than you.
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Post by: CCTAU on March 21, 2018, 11:59:32 PM
Rory was off the chain today.  Shot a final round 64.  Fairways, greens, solid putting.  On 16, (I believe) he hit a 374 yard drive. Seriously?  They don't do that shit in long drive contests.
Who is Rory? I only ever heard of tiger wood!
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Post by: jmar on March 22, 2018, 09:50:09 AM
Who is Rory? I only ever heard of tiger wood!
Somebody said that Tiger Wood feller saved golf from extinction.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 10:04:17 AM
Somebody said that Tiger Wood feller saved golf from extinction.
To Tiger Woods  :bar:
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Post by: jmar on March 22, 2018, 10:09:56 AM
To Tiger Woods  :bar:
Best damn player to ever grace the game.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 10:11:34 AM
Best damn player to ever grace the game.
Tiger once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Post by: jmar on March 22, 2018, 10:17:16 AM
Tiger once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Tiger could take your clubs and beat him with his clubs...
...heard that more than once.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2018, 10:33:14 AM
Tiger could take your clubs and beat him with his clubs...
...heard that more than once.
His ex could too
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Post by: Kaos on March 22, 2018, 12:03:36 PM
That places him at "a hell of a lot" better than you.
Oh.  So the standard for getting shot-by-shot treatment when other golfers are winning the tournament is that they are "better than me?"  
Guess what kinkajou nose?  There are lots of golfers better than me. Al Del Greco is a better golfer than I am.  I didn't get out-of-breath ESPN updates the last time he played.  Hell, I played with a guy one time down at Glen Lakes who was probably 75.  He was better than I was.  Couldn't hit the ball nearly as far as I did, but every shot he hit was right down the fairway.  So while I'm bombing drives that occasionally strayed off the path and hurting myself with overly aggressive irons, he's dinking and dunking.  End of the day he's under 80.  He's a better golfer.  So when I start getting updates about his every swing (if he's still alive) you'll have a point.  Until then?  Paaaafffffffffttt.  
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Post by: Token on March 22, 2018, 02:04:51 PM
Does anyone know if there will be a Tiger channel just for the Masters?  I don't want to see the other golfers.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 02:19:32 PM
Phil Mickelson wears Tiger Woods Underoos.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2018, 03:27:15 PM
Does anyone know if there will be a Tiger channel just for the Masters?  I don't want to see the other golfers.
Yes, the Tiger channel is called CBS.
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Post by: CCTAU on March 22, 2018, 03:47:41 PM
Phil Mickelson wears Tiger Woods Underoos.
Shooter McGavin laughs at you!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 04:18:13 PM
Shooter McGavin laughs at you!
What a happy post.
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Post by: ssgaufan on March 22, 2018, 04:30:13 PM
What a happy post.
:charles:
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Post by: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2018, 04:38:43 PM
Why don't you people go back to your shanties!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2018, 04:44:17 PM
:charles:
I don't think Charles was in Happy Gilmore.
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Post by: The Prowler on March 22, 2018, 06:58:18 PM
He missed the cut at the fucking Genesis Open.  What in the bleeding blue hell is the Genesis Open?  He shot a 72 and a 76.  That's better than me, but not by a hell of a lot.

He's in 17th place.  Not once did they mention the other 17 who are ahead of him.  

This is good for golf?    
Finished 5th.
Whippee shit. 
That places him at "a hell of a lot" better than you.
Facts
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Post by: Kaos on March 22, 2018, 10:39:32 PM
Facts
You are obtuse.  
I don't give a fiddling fuck where he finished.  When he's hitting 76?  That's not a hell of a lot better than me regardless of where he placed in a tournament.  In the last few years I've won a few scramble tournaments.  Got the trophy and every damn thing.  In one we shot a 59.  Boozah. 
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Post by: GH2001 on March 25, 2018, 09:17:56 AM
Why don't you people go back to your shanties!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?
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Post by: chityeah on March 25, 2018, 09:20:21 PM
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?
Only if in a pair of panties. Thus the name shanties. Geeez.....
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on April 02, 2018, 08:39:58 PM
Here's an article about Bubba Watson's improved play and how he changed his game. 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/masters/2018/04/02/bubba-watson-seeks-third-masters-victory/479240002/

Accompanying the article?  A photo of Tiger Woods.   A video of Tiger Woods.  

Tiger Woods is not Bubba Watson.  
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Post by: Kaos on April 11, 2018, 08:05:58 AM
So after the Masters, I have to acknowledge that my loathing of Tiger Woods is not entirely his fault.  It's 99% his fault, because I just don't like him, but there is a component of media involvement.  

I didn't watch the tournament, but I did watch some of the recaps.  Most of the coverage was what Speith did, not what the tater-eater who won the thing did.  I get the fact that the spud who won wasn't really compelling (except for the fact that he supposedly got kicked out of UGA for cheating and stealing from teammates).  I get the fact that the winner looks like Benny Hill's long-lost grandson, if that grandson was a Baptist Youth Minister with a skeevy aura.  But he did win. He did withstand the pressure and made shots late when he had to.  Other golfers, even great ones like Speith and Greg Norman, have wilted in a similar spot.  Most of the coverage being devoted to Speith seemed wrong.  

What also seemed REALLY wrong was Nike refusing to let the guy who ended up winning wear a red shirt on Sunday because that is some has-been hack's schtick.  Nike tells me that?  I'm playing shirtless with an Under Armour (or Adidas, Ping, Puma whatever) logo painted on my white back.  
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Post by: Godfather on April 13, 2018, 10:54:51 AM
What also seemed REALLY wrong was Nike refusing to let the guy who ended up winning wear a red shirt on Sunday because that is some has-been hack's schtick.  Nike tells me that?  I'm playing shirtless with an Under Armour (or Adidas, Ping, Puma whatever) logo painted on my white back.  
But you wouldn't have a collar?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 13, 2018, 10:57:19 AM
But you wouldn't have a collar?
Shock or studded?
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Post by: Kaos on April 13, 2018, 11:43:38 AM
But you wouldn't have a collar?
Not a problem. 
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51HcYYpLpQL._UY523_.jpg)
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Post by: wesfau2 on April 16, 2018, 03:08:34 AM
Learned some important shit in this thread.

K shoots golf about as well as Tiger Woods.  Well, K's a bit more modest about it: "That's not a hell of a lot better than me"

Also learned what a kinkajou is.  Or that they exist and then I looked that shit up.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2018, 09:16:51 AM
Also learned what a kinkajou is.  Or that they exist and then I looked that shoot up.
Co-worker caught one of them the other day on her Pokemon Go app.  Heard a lot of screaming and what sounded like a whip when she caught it.
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Post by: Kaos on April 16, 2018, 10:48:33 AM
Learned some important shit in this thread.

K shoots golf about as well as Tiger Woods.  Well, K's a bit more modest about it: "That's not a hell of a lot better than me"

Also learned what a kinkajou is.  Or that they exist and then I looked that shit up.
A little misguided.  Woods on his worst day scores in the same general range as I do on my best days.  In other words if his score was atop the leaderboard, I'd make the tournament cut.  I'm not going to take him down in a match play scenario unless he has one of those things where he falls to the ground and quits the tournament. Plus he's probably playing from the black tees when I'm at the whites.  So there's that too.  
Also: 
(http://www.helenslittlecritters.com/images/kinkajou_4.jpg)
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Post by: wesfau2 on April 16, 2018, 10:52:35 AM
A little misguided.  Woods on his worst day scores in the same general range as I do on my best days.  In other words if his score was atop the leaderboard, I'd make the tournament cut.  I'm not going to take him down in a match play scenario unless he has one of those things where he falls to the ground and quits the tournament. Plus he's probably playing from the black tees when I'm at the whites.  So there's that too.  

Your score on the finest Baldwin county courses has jack shit to do with his on championship courses under the scrutiny of millions worldwide.
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Post by: Kaos on April 16, 2018, 11:08:46 AM
Your score on the finest Baldwin county courses has jack shit to do with his on championship courses under the scrutiny of millions worldwide.
You have no idea what it's like to tee it up in front of literally four or five people drinking beer on the back porch of the country club while one of the guys you play with sits a GoPro on the ground next to your club.  That's real pressure.  

I'd really like to see Woods navigate a par 3 at Holly Hills Country Club in Bay Minette where you've accidentally parked the cart on the green because it's indistinguishable from the fairway.  I've done that and birdied the hole.  Let's see his pampered ass match that!

I'd like to see how well he plays when a fat four-foot water moccasin is snaking out of a scummy pond toward his ball at Timber Creek in Daphne.  I've done that and dropped an eight iron a spinning three feet from the pin.  And I didn't even have a caddie.

I've played three courses he's played on.  The game is a lot easier on courses like that where everything's manicured and expertly maintained.  I tend to play better at better courses.   Just the way it is.   

You're an idiot if you think I'm remotely trying to indicate that I'm ready to play against Woods (or even the worst PGA pro) or any type of championship golf at any level.  I couldn't even beat the club pros or the old men who play every day at most of the places I play.  Not even close.  This was merely a hyperbolic exercise to convey that Woods is no longer all he's made out to be.  Of course he's a better golfer than I am.  He's supposed to be.  
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 16, 2018, 11:51:04 AM
Just once, I would like to see Woods tee off from the temporary tee box on 17 at Highland Park.
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Post by: Kaos on April 16, 2018, 01:58:14 PM
Just once, I would like to see Woods tee off from the temporary tee box on 17 at Highland Park.
Exactly.  How well would he play without a caddie handing him powerbars, telling him what club to use, massaging his muscles, etc. 
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Post by: Godfather on April 17, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
Just once, I would like to see Woods tee off from the temporary tee box on 17 at Highland Park.
I'd like to see Tiger putt out when the hole has a cup filled with piss in it from the group before him.
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Post by: Kaos on April 17, 2018, 09:35:07 AM
I'd like to see Tiger putt out when the hole has a cup filled with piss in it from the group before him.
Or hit the green when somebody ahead of him stuck the pin in a sandtrap.  
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Post by: Godfather on April 17, 2018, 09:36:15 AM
Or hit the green when somebody ahead of him stuck the pin in a sandtrap.  
Fuck I forgot about that....good times.
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Post by: wesfau2 on April 17, 2018, 09:40:42 AM
Funny...we pulled those shenanigans at the Highlands (sometimes in the presence of a marshal) and got no static.

We were, apparently, a little too rowdy for the folks up north, though.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 17, 2018, 10:08:34 AM
You have no idea what it's like to tee it up in front of literally four or five people drinking beer on the back porch of the country club while one of the guys you play with sits a GoPro on the ground next to your club.  That's real pressure.  

I'd really like to see Woods navigate a par 3 at Holly Hills Country Club in Bay Minette where you've accidentally parked the cart on the green because it's indistinguishable from the fairway.  I've done that and birdied the hole.  Let's see his pampered ass match that!

I'd like to see how well he plays when a fat four-foot water moccasin is snaking out of a scummy pond toward his ball at Timber Creek in Daphne.  I've done that and dropped an eight iron a spinning three feet from the pin.  And I didn't even have a caddie.

I've played three courses he's played on.  The game is a lot easier on courses like that where everything's manicured and expertly maintained.  I tend to play better at better courses.   Just the way it is.  

You're an idiot if you think I'm remotely trying to indicate that I'm ready to play against Woods (or even the worst PGA pro) or any type of championship golf at any level.  I couldn't even beat the club pros or the old men who play every day at most of the places I play.  Not even close.  This was merely a hyperbolic exercise to convey that Woods is no longer all he's made out to be.  Of course he's a better golfer than I am.  He's supposed to be.  
I don’t care what Wes thinks honestly. I think you’d take Tiger.
I’m betting on you anyway.
I believe after I take a baseball bat to his knee a few swings that you’ll beat that ass handily.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on April 17, 2018, 11:01:49 AM
Funny...we pulled those shenanigans at the Highlands (sometimes in the presence of a marshal) and got no static.

We were, apparently, a little too rowdy for the folks up north, though.
Pissing in their cup might have been a little over the top.
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Post by: wesfau2 on April 17, 2018, 12:23:58 PM
Pissing in their cup might have been a little over the top.
That piss was digital.

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Post by: Kaos on May 06, 2018, 03:24:54 PM
Just in case you were wondering, here's a shot-by-shot tracker of the guy currently in 57th place at the Wells Fargo Championship. 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/pga/woods/2018/05/06/tiger-woods-tracker-wells-fargo-championship-final-round/584636002/

When I find the shot-by-shot trackers of the 56 ahead of him I'll try to post those too.  But don't wait up.  

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Post by: Kaos on June 14, 2018, 10:54:44 PM
So far tonight I've seen three articles on how badly Tiger sucked at the Open (and granted his 'day that sucks' is a day I'd leave the course pretty happy).  I read all three and still have no idea who is leading the tournament.  None of the leaders were even mentioned in the shot-by-shot-by-shot-by-shot-by-putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt accounting of Tiger's dismal day.  

He shot 78.  I know that because I played yesterday and shot 83.  I was pretty happy with that.  Played with the same ball from the first drive to the last putt. No mulligans. No scuffed, skiffed, diffed or dunked shots.  Hit 12 greens in regulation.  Only one double bogey. Missed a couple of putts short, but thought I played reasonably well.  Nobody wrote an any articles about me.  
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 15, 2018, 12:04:15 AM
Nobody wrote an any articles about me. 
I have read several PM’s that have been written about you, just recently. And a lot of them in the past too.
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Post by: The Prowler on June 17, 2018, 07:51:08 PM
Quick, someone write an article about Kaos playing putt putt golf so he'll stop crying & complaining every time Tiger Woods has a few written about him.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 17, 2018, 10:59:54 PM
Quick, someone write an article about Kaos playing putt putt golf so he'll stop crying & complaining every time Tiger Woods has a few written about him.
Dude, you are one big talker. Kaos has probably played pirates island in gulf shores more than anyone here and usually birdies the windmill hole. Only hit the blade twice.

He made the clown nose light up at the putt off finals in Panama City.

Kaos would kick Tiger’s ass and then make you wish you didn’t question his game, post match.

You really need to lay off k.
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Post by: The Prowler on June 17, 2018, 11:45:15 PM
Dude, you are one big talker. Kaos has probably played pirates island in gulf shores more than anyone here and usually birdies the windmill hole. Only hit the blade twice.

He made the clown nose light up at the putt off finals in Panama City.

Kaos would kick Tiger’s ass and then make you wish you didn’t question his game, post match.

You really need to lay off k.
I've never hit the windmill blades at pirate island and I've always gotten a hole in one...you don't see me claiming that I'm nearly as good as Jack Nicklaus.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 18, 2018, 12:43:02 AM
I've never hit the windmill blades at pirate island and I've always gotten a hole in one...you don't see me claiming that I'm nearly as good as Jack Nicklaus.
Kaos wouldn’t claim that either. Not a white golfer.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on June 27, 2018, 10:01:28 AM
On the golf thingy, Dothan hosts the Press Thornton Future Masters tourney every year. It's a pretty big deal on the amateur circuit and draws over 500 golfers from around the country and world. They have 10 and under categories up to the 15-18 year old groups.  Some big PGA names have come through over the years all the way back to Hubert Green, who Sani mentioned his passing the other day.  Anyway, it's going on this week and a buddy of mine is helping with it. 

He said there was an 8 year old yesterday that played 9 holes.  My friend said before he teed off, he asked who was going to keep his score.  First clue.  The kid then proceeded to shank, spray and otherwise, chili-dip every shot on his way to a 95 on the front 9.  They pulled the application and resume the Dad had sent in to get him accepted and started back checking.  Made the whole thing up.  Said the boy had won two local tournaments in their home state of Texas.  So, this "Dad", worked up a fake resume and drove his 8 year old son here all the way from Texas to get his kid yanked off the course after 9 holes so he wouldn't kill somebody with one of his next shots. 

Cool story, brah.  Shitty Dad, bro.
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Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:13:15 AM
On the golf thingy, Dothan hosts the Press Thornton Future Masters tourney every year. It's a pretty big deal on the amateur circuit and draws over 500 golfers from around the country and world. They have 10 and under categories up to the 15-18 year old groups.  Some big PGA names have come through over the years all the way back to Hubert Green, who Sani mentioned his passing the other day.  Anyway, it's going on this week and a buddy of mine is helping with it.

He said there was an 8 year old yesterday that played 9 holes.  My friend said before he teed off, he asked who was going to keep his score.  First clue.  The kid then proceeded to shank, spray and otherwise, chili-dip every shot on his way to a 95 on the front 9.  They pulled the application and resume the Dad had sent in to get him accepted and started back checking.  Made the whole thing up.  Said the boy had won two local tournaments in their home state of Texas.  So, this "Dad", worked up a fake resume and drove his 8 year old son here all the way from Texas to get his kid yanked off the course after 9 holes so he wouldn't kill somebody with one of his next shots.

Cool story, brah.  Shitty Dad, bro.
Don't pick on WE!!! man, he just wants his kids to be good at sports.
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Post by: chinook on June 27, 2018, 10:16:06 AM
Don't pick on WE!!! man, he just wants his kids to be good at sports.


he's a legacy.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2018, 10:50:05 AM
On the golf thingy, Dothan hosts the Press Thornton Future Masters tourney every year. It's a pretty big deal on the amateur circuit and draws over 500 golfers from around the country and world. They have 10 and under categories up to the 15-18 year old groups.  Some big PGA names have come through over the years all the way back to Hubert Green, who Sani mentioned his passing the other day.  Anyway, it's going on this week and a buddy of mine is helping with it.

He said there was an 8 year old yesterday that played 9 holes.  My friend said before he teed off, he asked who was going to keep his score.  First clue.  The kid then proceeded to shank, spray and otherwise, chili-dip every shot on his way to a 95 on the front 9.  They pulled the application and resume the Dad had sent in to get him accepted and started back checking.  Made the whole thing up.  Said the boy had won two local tournaments in their home state of Texas.  So, this "Dad", worked up a fake resume and drove his 8 year old son here all the way from Texas to get his kid yanked off the course after 9 holes so he wouldn't kill somebody with one of his next shots.

Cool story, brah.  shootty Dad, bro.
You know who that guy was, Danny?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on July 02, 2018, 10:51:12 AM
You know who that guy was, Danny?
Bob Hope?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on July 02, 2018, 10:57:37 AM
Bob Hope?
No, Mitch Cumstein.  My old roommate.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 09:39:56 AM
Two more tournaments.  Two more TIGER IS BACK, TIGER IS oh, no, umm, yeah finishes.  

Again the lead is how he performed.  The winners are afterthoughts.  

At some point this has to end.  
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Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2018, 09:54:12 AM


At some point this has to end. 


It will the moment he ceases to impact the PGA's bottom line.
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Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 10:04:47 AM

It will the moment he ceases to impact the PGA's bottom line.

Does he?  Is there still anyone who is swayed by his endorsements?  Does anyone actually watch the game to see him (other than to revel in his failure?)  

It's one of those chicken/egg things to me.  Is there interest because he's all they ever freaking show or is the reason he's all they freaking show is because of the intense interest?   I tend to think that the "interest" is manufactured by the coverage that's provided.  

It's kind of like that stupid horse they slobbered over a few years back.  I can't even remember its name now. But it was all over the news because allegedly people wanted second-by-second updates.  
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2018, 10:11:11 AM
First off, I acknowledge and completely get the guy's impact on the sport.  Not going to argue that for a second.  But K is right.  ESPN's Sports Center coverage this morning of the final round results, started with showing about 10 of Tiger's shots, then some comments from his post round interview saying he didn't play very well.  The man wasn't a factor from the start.  He finished 31st. 

Then, they showed a few shots from the winner.

Here's the thing.  Woods may come back and win some tourneys and cause some excitement.  And that will be nothing but good for the game. But, he's starting to get up in age and his overall health is precarious at best. Tiger ain't gonna be around forever.  There are a ton of really young golfers who are just plain better than he is right now.  If they don't start putting more emphasis on them and building them up and stop splooging over Tiger's 5 over rounds, the game is going to take a huge dip when he goes out for his next back surgery.   
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Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2018, 10:13:21 AM
Does he?  Is there still anyone who is swayed by his endorsements?  Does anyone actually watch the game to see him (other than to revel in his failure?) 


In a word: yes.  Millions of them.

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Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 10:45:59 AM

In a word: yes.  Millions of them.
Prove it.  

I've yet to find anybody who really cares what he says or does any more.  I don't watch much golf (hardly any) but I would like to turn the TV on (wither to the tournament or to SportsCenter) and know the story.  Who won, who played well, if there were any of those "I can't believe he made it" shots that are worth seeing.  But if I've got to slog through clips of that relic missing five foot putts, dumping one into the sand, chili dipping out of the grass... hell, I can see that at Timber Creek any day of the week.  So I turn it off.  

I refuse to believe there's a huge market for that outside the network meeting rooms. 

It's like Taylor Swift fans.  I've yet to meet a single person who enjoys her music.  So who's buying her terrible albums?  
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Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2018, 10:51:33 AM
Prove it. 

I've yet to find anybody who really cares what he says or does any more.  I don't watch much golf (hardly any) but I would like to turn the TV on (wither to the tournament or to SportsCenter) and know the story.  Who won, who played well, if there were any of those "I can't believe he made it" shots that are worth seeing.  But if I've got to slog through clips of that relic missing five foot putts, dumping one into the sand, chili dipping out of the grass... hell, I can see that at Timber Creek any day of the week.  So I turn it off. 

I refuse to believe there's a huge market for that outside the network meeting rooms.

It's like Taylor Swift fans.  I've yet to meet a single person who enjoys her music.  So who's buying her terrible albums? 
Well, if you haven't found the fans in your extensive searching, then I'm sure they just don't exist.
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Post by: Saniflush on August 06, 2018, 11:00:33 AM

It will the moment he ceases to impact the PGA's bottom line.
And this sir you are absolutely correct about.

Opinions vary as to whether he is impacting their bottom line now or not. 
They believe that he is and until they believe different either through their own marketing data or someone else.  Free market will decide. 
If he is not affecting it and they hold the line too long thinking he does then they will pay the price literally.
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Post by: Godfather on August 06, 2018, 11:04:19 AM
Prove it. 

I actually cited examples on page 1, the same tournament I mentioned, ticket sales went through the roof when Woods agreed to play the tournament.  See one thing that you are forgetting is that for those that love him, there is an equal amount that hates him and wants to see him screw up.  Both follow him.

I totally agree that he is overhyped ad nauseam.  Agree with your premise.

But he brings the crowd and thus the $$
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Post by: Kaos on August 06, 2018, 11:10:02 AM
Well, if you haven't found the fans in your extensive searching, then I'm sure they just don't exist.
Thanks for confirming the obvious.  

No, seriously though.  I play golf.  I spend time in the clubhouses.  I've played in a dozen states in the last five or six years.  

Never heard a single person on any course, watching any round in the clubhouse claim to be a Tiger Woods fan.  Speith, Day, Phil, Watson, Rory, Rickie, Johnson... name almost any other golfer and there's been somebody bandwagoning them.  I just don't know who the Tiger fans are.  Never met one. 

Doesn't mean there aren't any, I just can't fathom some million-strong legion of Woods supporters out there.  I see what Godfather posted. I get that ticket sales went up because he played.  I'd just like to find that one guy who "loves" Tiger Woods.  Never seen one -- at least not since his wife beat him with a seven iron. 
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Post by: wesfau2 on August 06, 2018, 11:12:53 AM
Thanks for confirming the obvious. 

No, seriously though.  I play golf.  I spend time in the clubhouses.  I've played in a dozen states in the last five or six years. 

Never heard a single person on any course, watching any round in the clubhouse claim to be a Tiger Woods fan.  Speith, Day, Phil, Watson, Rory, Rickie, Johnson... name almost any other golfer and there's been somebody bandwagoning them.  I just don't know who the Tiger fans are.  Never met one.

Doesn't mean there aren't any, I just can't fathom some million-strong legion of Woods supporters out there.  I see what Godfather posted. I get that ticket sales went up because he played.  I'd just like to find that one guy who "loves" Tiger Woods.  Never seen one -- at least not since his wife beat him with a seven iron.
Tiger's fanbase may not overlap, in the Venn diagram sense, with the golf-playing country-club set.

Your sample is limited.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 06, 2018, 11:14:39 AM
Thanks for confirming the obvious. 

No, seriously though.  I play golf.  I spend time in the clubhouses.  I've played in a dozen states in the last five or six years. 

Never heard a single person on any course, watching any round in the clubhouse claim to be a Tiger Woods fan.  Speith, Day, Phil, Watson, Rory, Rickie, Johnson... name almost any other golfer and there's been somebody bandwagoning them.  I just don't know who the Tiger fans are.  Never met one.

Doesn't mean there aren't any, I just can't fathom some million-strong legion of Woods supporters out there.  I see what Godfather posted. I get that ticket sales went up because he played.  I'd just like to find that one guy who "loves" Tiger Woods.  Never seen one -- at least not since his wife beat him with a seven iron.
I believe the wind pick up and she decided to go with a 6 iron.
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Post by: GH2001 on August 06, 2018, 12:38:07 PM
Well, if you haven't found the fans in your extensive searching, then I'm sure they just don't exist.
The delta in the ratings now and what they were when Rory and Phil went on a tear without Tiger - is not much.

Keyword - NOW. Not when he came back and people were curious and wondered about returning to previous form. Now we all know he’s not the tiger of yesteryear. 

Millions tune in , yes. But they also tune in to see the others. I do not think there are gazillions tuning in JUST to see him.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 09:00:14 AM
Tiger's fanbase may not overlap, in the Venn diagram sense, with the golf-playing country-club set.

Your sample is limited.
Why don't you just call him cracker?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 09:01:17 AM
I believe the wind pick up and she decided to go with a 6 iron.
She's got about 450 yards.  She's got a 4 iron.  Oh!  She really got aholda that one!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2018, 09:32:36 AM
She's got about 450 yards.  She's got a 4 iron.  Oh!  She really got aholda that one!
About to be the former Mrs. Tiger Woods, It looks like a mirac...it's in the hole! It's in the hole!" 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2018, 08:40:48 AM
Still going.  SC coverage of the PGA today led off with replays of multiple shots by Kitten Woods and then a brief note that other players performed better.  

Woods is tied for 48th.  

I think I'm also going to have to challenge the contention that Woods is bumping interest in the game.  Ratings for the Masters were essentially flat this year.   
https://www.statista.com/statistics/316581/tv-ratings-masters-golf-cbs-usa/

There was no huge surge in veiwership because Meerkat Woods was playing.  I've seen other articles claiming he's boosted ratings by 200%!!! but the numbers don't really seem to bear it out.  
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Post by: Godfather on August 10, 2018, 10:59:26 AM
I think I'm also going to have to challenge the contention that Woods is bumping interest in the game.  Ratings for the Masters were essentially flat this year. 
https://www.statista.com/statistics/316581/tv-ratings-masters-golf-cbs-usa/

There was no huge surge in veiwership because Meerkat Woods was playing.  I've seen other articles claiming he's boosted ratings by 200%!!! but the numbers don't really seem to bear it out. 
Devils advocate: could it be said that there was no viewership spike because Woods was not in contention at the Masters?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 10, 2018, 11:28:15 AM
Devils advocate: could it be said that there was no viewership spike because Woods was not in contention at the Masters?
Get thee behind me, Satan.  He wasn't in contention last week and his shitty golf was the lead story on every telecast. 
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Post by: jmar on August 10, 2018, 11:48:39 AM
Tiger is a heavy favorite to be on the Ryder Cup team. 
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Post by: The Six on August 10, 2018, 11:56:21 AM
Who is Tiger parking the porpoise in these days? Pics?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2018, 01:15:49 PM
Devils advocate: could it be said that there was no viewership spike because Woods was not in contention at the Masters?
Dunno.  Got a shot by shot round by round update of his score as it was happening.   

But maybe. 
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Post by: Saniflush on August 10, 2018, 01:25:07 PM
Who is Tiger parking the porpoise in these days? Pics?
Some chick name Erika Herman
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on August 10, 2018, 01:41:08 PM
Some chick name Erika Herman
It's like I don't even know you anymore.

(https://2810661608.site.internapcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/gallery_images/D_F/Erica-Herman-Tiger-Woods-Girlfriend-20.jpg)

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.  Woof.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 10, 2018, 02:00:54 PM
It's like I don't even know you anymore.

(https://2810661608.site.internapcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/gallery_images/D_F/Erica-Herman-Tiger-Woods-Girlfriend-20.jpg)

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.  Woof.
I did not know CarrotTop's father liked golf.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2018, 07:28:12 PM
So in the last Major, Brooks Koepka takes another win with an amazing round to finish 16 under.  The story though, was Tiger shooting a 64 and keeping the pressure up until the very end, along with Adam Scott.

The announcers even said what a shame it is that another Major for Koepka will be overshadowed by Woods' being in contention.  I don't blame Tiger.  He's just doing his thing.  He says all the right things in his interviews.  He's humble and simply talks about his rounds.  It's the media I've always had a problem with.  Follow him.  Absolutely.  Give him extra coverage for sure.  He's by far, the biggest star in the game.  Just don't do it to the detriment of other, currently more successful, golfers.

There are some great, young players on tour.  I've been a Spieth fan since he broke in.  Tough year so far.  Justin Thomas is quickly becoming one of my favorites.  Yeah, I know he's a Bammer. Whatever.  But if you hear an interview with him, it's hard not to like this guy.  I just think the PGA needs to have coverage of their events geared as much towards all these young guns and the future of golf, as it does on Tiger.  Hell, I hope Woods starts winning some tournaments and creating some rivalries.  Great for golf.

Oh, and if you love golf, The Ryder Cup is fast approaching.    
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 13, 2018, 12:35:36 AM
So in the last Major, Brooks Koepka takes another win with an amazing round to finish 16 under.  The story though, was Tiger shooting a 64 and keeping the pressure up until the very end, along with Adam Scott.

The announcers even said what a shame it is that another Major for Koepka will be overshadowed by Woods' being in contention.  I don't blame Tiger.  He's just doing his thing.  He says all the right things in his interviews.  He's humble and simply talks about his rounds.  It's the media I've always had a problem with.  Follow him.  Absolutely.  Give him extra coverage for sure.  He's by far, the biggest star in the game.  Just don't do it to the detriment of other, currently more successful, golfers.

There are some great, young players on tour.  I've been a Spieth fan since he broke in.  Tough year so far.  Justin Thomas is quickly becoming one of my favorites.  Yeah, I know he's a Bammer. Whatever.  But if you hear an interview with him, it's hard not to like this guy.  I just think the PGA needs to have coverage of their events geared as much towards all these young guns and the future of golf, as it does on Tiger.  Hell, I hope Woods starts winning some tournaments and creating some rivalries.  Great for golf.

Oh, and if you love golf, The Ryder Cup is fast approaching.   
I like playing golf.  Never much on watching it.  Will watch some occasionally just to see who's winning, realize that I don't know most of them -- where are Ernie Els, Greg Norman, Seve Ballesteros, Chi Chi, Gary Player, Tom Watson and the real golfers? -- see who's winning and go do something else.   

I'll admit that I checked the leaderboard a few times today simply because I didn't want to see Woods win and have to listen to months and months of the HE'S BACK bellowing from every direction.  I watch Woods in exactly the same way I watch an Alabama game.  Only occasionally and only to see him lose.  

Last chance at a major this season.  What's more likely, that he'll be better a year from now when he's 43 and got a little more rust in the tank or will his game continue to edge back toward the middle/bottom?  He was a good golfer, one of the best.  Part of the issue I have with him is that his heyday came in the middle of a golfing valley.  Would he have won the same if he'd had to compete against the better golfers of today?  

When Tiger won his first Masters, Tom Kite (48 years old) was second, Watson (also 48) was fourth.  The list of players who finished second in his 14 majors isn't exactly a who's who of the game.  Els (twice), Bob May, David Duval, Retief Goosen, Phil, Chris DiMarco (twice), Colin, Shaun Michael (guess he wasn't wrestling that week), Woody Austin and Rocco Mediate.  

At some point over the next few years he'll probably win another tournament.  Maybe not a major, but something. You could say the same about pretty much every golfer who finished in the top 20.

Think about this for a minute.  Tom Watson was 33 when he won his last major.  Sam Snead 41. Gary Player 42. Hogan 40. Seve 31. Byron Nelson 33. Walter Hagen 32.  

Since 1968 (50 years) only four men have won a major at age 43 or over.  FOUR.   Only 8% of all majors in history have been won by a man over the age of 40.  

When he was good, he was as good as anybody.  But he hasn't been "that guy" in over a decade. 

From what I've heard, he played as well as he's played in a long time today.  Does that mean it's a trend and he's going to be "back?"   Maybe, but the odds are against it.  Let's cover it as if he is, regardless.  

Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: GH2001 on August 13, 2018, 08:18:02 AM
Last paragraph kind of where I am. He looked good this weekend no doubt. Even the eye test he looked in shape. Haven’t seen that in a while. He was dialed in mentally. With Tiger it’s always been the mental part. Physically he’s gifted prob more than anyone in history aside from a few back issues. 

Is he back? Not sure. I think he did show he has the potential to be if he gets his head right and stays healthy. 

But the media and even the yahoos in the gallery yesterday. Just insane how they act. Snags is right about koepka. Guy is on fire. 3 of last 7 majors. And you’ll barely know. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 09:53:42 AM
All ESPN has been doing this morning is breaking down his round and showing interview after interview.  They even put up the Las Vegas odds for him winning the 2019 Masters.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2018, 10:01:25 AM
All ESPN has been doing this morning is breaking down his round and showing interview after interview.  They even put up the Las Vegas odds for him winning the 2019 Masters.
All your tournaments are belong to Tiger
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Post by: Godfather on August 13, 2018, 10:02:50 AM
Since no one else said it I want to be the first to congratulate Kaos on his second place finish in yesterday's PGA Championship.
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Post by: Godfather on August 13, 2018, 10:15:26 AM
I usually only watch the Majors and on Sundays.  However, I started watching this championship for some reason on Friday. This was one of the best golf tourneys I have witnessed, nothing to do with Tiger BTW, just some great all-around golf.
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Post by: Token on August 13, 2018, 11:29:46 AM
Y’all can be mad if you want but Tiger has the largest following yesterday and the roars could be heard across the course. The guy brings crowds, ratings and money to the PGA.  

The only thing lost is how impressive it was to see Keopka continuing to drop putts even when he knew Tiger was in the hunt and it seemed like everyone crowd there wanted to see Tiger win. 

Tiger Woods played like one of the top 5 golfers in the world yesteday. The problem he is facing now is that other players aren’t as intimidated as they were years ago. We saw it in the open, he was in the hunt after 9 yet his playing partner won the tournament. Yesterday Brooks didn’t fall apart. 

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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 12:36:13 PM
Y’all can be mad if you want but Tiger has the largest following yesterday and the roars could be heard across the course. The guy brings crowds, ratings and money to the PGA. 

The only thing lost is how impressive it was to see Keopka continuing to drop putts even when he knew Tiger was in the hunt and it seemed like everyone crowd there wanted to see Tiger win.

Tiger Woods played like one of the top 5 golfers in the world yesteday. The problem he is facing now is that other players aren’t as intimidated as they were years ago. We saw it in the open, he was in the hunt after 9 yet his playing partner won the tournament. Yesterday Brooks didn’t fall apart.
I agree with all that.  But, what's going on since the Koepka raised the trophy yesterday is where the PGA is missing the boat, IMO.  Yes, they're going to give Tiger his love, and deservedly so because he is such a fan favorite (If favorite is the right word).  But right now, they have a chance to prop up the guy who has actually won 2 Majors this year and let people know who he is. Maybe try to create a little rivalry.  Some additional interest in something other than whether or not Tiger is back.

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Post by: Kaos on August 13, 2018, 12:52:33 PM
Y’all can be mad if you want but Tiger has the largest following yesterday and the roars could be heard across the course. The guy brings crowds, ratings and money to the PGA. 

The only thing lost is how impressive it was to see Keopka continuing to drop putts even when he knew Tiger was in the hunt and it seemed like everyone crowd there wanted to see Tiger win.

Tiger Woods played like one of the top 5 golfers in the world yesteday. The problem he is facing now is that other players aren’t as intimidated as they were years ago. We saw it in the open, he was in the hunt after 9 yet his playing partner won the tournament. Yesterday Brooks didn’t fall apart.
Who are these people "roaring?"  

Bama fans.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Godfather on August 13, 2018, 01:51:25 PM
Who are these people "roaring?" 

Bama fans. 
Apparently St. Louis has a lot of bama fans...who knew.
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 13, 2018, 01:55:47 PM
Apparently St. Louis has a lot of bama fans...who knew.
Dammit, Buzz, you're supposed to let me know when you come to town.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 13, 2018, 02:06:11 PM
Dammit, Buzz, you're supposed to let me know when you come to town.
I wanted to surprise you.  Ro Ti!
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Post by: Saniflush on August 13, 2018, 02:23:33 PM
I wanted to surprise you.  Ro Ti!
I think it was going to be a pickle surprise.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2018, 04:27:33 PM
I think it was going to be a pickle surprise.
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Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 14, 2018, 09:43:29 AM
Who are these people "roaring?" 

Bama fans. 
Dude.

Hate the guy all you want, but you are dead ass wrong about this take.

Sunday, I had to go to a birthday dinner. I took my phone to watch the end of the tournament. No way I give a fuck about that if Tiger isn't in contention.

And I'm not a Tiger fan. I just want to see what happens.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2018, 09:48:16 AM
Golf Digest posted that ratings for the PGA Championship were up 69% from last year. 
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on August 14, 2018, 09:53:38 AM
Golf Digest posted that ratings for the PGA Championship were up 69% from last year.
Saban effect
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 14, 2018, 10:09:11 AM
Golf Digest posted that ratings for the PGA Championship were up 69% from last year.
And that was just in all the Perkins' across the country.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 14, 2018, 10:14:59 AM
Golf Digest posted that ratings for the PGA Championship were up 69% from last year.
You just like to say 69.

ok, I admit that it moved. But I wasn’t thinking about you. Just your wife.
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Post by: Kaos on August 14, 2018, 10:19:13 AM
Dude.

Hate the guy all you want, but you are dead ass wrong about this take.

Sunday, I had to go to a birthday dinner. I took my phone to watch the end of the tournament. No way I give a fuck about that if Tiger isn't in contention.

And I'm not a Tiger fan. I just want to see what happens.
That's sort of a definition of bandwagon.  

Same thing with Bama.  The people who don't care until Bama is good they can glom on and be in the moment or watch them hoping for an implosion so they can point and laugh.  

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Post by: GH2001 on August 14, 2018, 10:47:17 AM
Golf Digest posted that ratings for the PGA Championship were up 69% from last year.
Because he was in contention. When he’s not there isn’t much difference. That’s the key. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods swung a golf club!!!
Post by: Kaos on August 14, 2018, 01:19:26 PM
Let's be realistic, though.  For all the yapping and yowling that he's back, or whatthehellever.  Which scenario is more likely: 

43 year old doesn't ever get back to prime form.  Maybe wins another tournament but will have a hard time winning a major (considering that only four men of his age have in the last 50 years) 

--or--

43 year old returns to dominance and runs off a series of wins. 

This is Michael Jordan with the Washington Bullets. 
It's Joe Montana at Kansas City
It's Johnny Unitas with the Chargers
It's Emmit Smith with the Cardinals, Jerry Rice with the Seahawks, Willie Mays with the Mets

You'll see flashes of why you remember him as being one of the greats.  He'll have good days.  But he's also going to have more and more of those days where he looks like me.  Birdie #4 and then send the drive on #5 over the road and into a thorny ditch, then have to scramble for a double bogey. 

So watch and enjoy, but for the love of Pike, accept it for what it is.  Quit covering his game like its the second coming of Golf Jesus. 


  
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2018, 02:30:22 PM
Jesus played golf?

I'll bet he had a lifetime exemption at The Masters.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 14, 2018, 02:36:26 PM
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Surely Tiger Woods wouldn't interrupt the game of my life!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 14, 2018, 02:45:40 PM
I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for a while.
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Post by: Kaos on August 14, 2018, 02:46:53 PM
Jesus played golf?

I'll bet he had a lifetime exemption at The Masters.
Not sure he was white.  Didn't make the cut.  
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 14, 2018, 04:02:28 PM
Let's be realistic, though.  For all the yapping and yowling that he's back, or whatthehellever.  Which scenario is more likely:

43 year old doesn't ever get back to prime form.  Maybe wins another tournament but will have a hard time winning a major (considering that only four men of his age have in the last 50 years)

--or--

43 year old returns to dominance and runs off a series of wins.

This is Michael Jordan with the Washington Bullets.
It's Joe Montana at Kansas City
It's Johnny Unitas with the Chargers
It's Emmit Smith with the Cardinals, Jerry Rice with the Seahawks, Willie Mays with the Mets

You'll see flashes of why you remember him as being one of the greats.  He'll have good days.  But he's also going to have more and more of those days where he looks like me.  Birdie #4 and then send the drive on #5 over the road and into a thorny ditch, then have to scramble for a double bogey.

So watch and enjoy, but for the love of Pike, accept it for what it is.  Quit covering his game like its the second coming of Golf Jesus.


 
If the truth be known, the only reason that Wes and token praise Tiger so much is that they’d both like to play with his putter.
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Post by: Token on September 24, 2018, 11:11:23 AM
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Must be a lynching.
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Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2018, 11:19:41 AM
I want to congratulate Kaos on his big win yesterday!
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Post by: The Prowler on September 24, 2018, 04:15:04 PM
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Must be a lynching.
They aren't there for Tiger Woods...btw, nice Tour Championship win by Tiger...impossible, right Kaos?
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Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2018, 07:19:51 PM
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Must be a lynching.

Credit where due. He looked good. Congrats to him. 

As for those fans acting like teenage girls at a Taylor swift concert? Ridiculous. 
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Post by: Token on September 24, 2018, 07:23:23 PM
Credit where due. He looked good. Congrats to him.

As for those fans acting like teenage girls at a Taylor swift concert? Ridiculous.

Ridiculous or not, those are all paying customers who were there to watch Tiger get the win.  The guy is great for golf and it’s bottom line. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2018, 07:23:48 PM
Credit where due. He looked good. Congrats to him.

As for those fans acting like teenage girls at a Taylor swift concert? Ridiculous.
You've been to see Taylor Swift?
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Post by: Godfather on September 24, 2018, 07:47:42 PM
Ridiculous or not, those are all paying customers who were there to watch Tiger get the win.  The guy is great for golf and it’s bottom line.
GH is just cranky Token because he wasn’t there. Normally he’s the guy that screams get in the hole when Tiger hits off the tee. 
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Post by: Kaos on September 24, 2018, 08:38:52 PM
Kaos, August 14:  "You'll see flashes of why you remember him as being one of the greats."

Kaos, September 24:  "Flash" 
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Post by: GH2001 on September 24, 2018, 10:24:49 PM
GH is just cranky Token because he wasn’t there. Normally he’s the guy that screams get in the hole when Tiger hits off the tee.
I’d like to choke slam “that guy”. 
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Post by: jmar on September 24, 2018, 11:34:38 PM
Credit where due. He looked good. Congrats to him.

As for those fans acting like teenage girls at a Taylor swift concert? Ridiculous.
I didn't care for the insane following when Woods was unstoppable. Doesn't bother me so much now because they are chasing a ghost.
Want Tiger to do well, recapture some of the magic and create some drama for the sport. 
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2018, 09:49:47 AM
GH is just cranky Token because he wasn’t there. Normally he’s the guy that screams get in the hole when Tiger hits off the tee.
I thought that was when he and snaggs got...oh, nevermind.
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Post by: Token on September 25, 2018, 10:18:04 AM
http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/24782542/tiger-woods-tour-championship-run-spurs-ratings-boost
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Post by: AUTiger1 on April 14, 2019, 05:03:29 PM
What was the ratings for this Masters?  Anyone know yet? 
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Post by: Kaos on April 14, 2019, 06:53:42 PM
What was the ratings for this Masters?  Anyone know yet?
What were the ratings for Lenin's funeral?  
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Post by: CCTAU on April 14, 2019, 10:37:47 PM
24/7 tiger hell...
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Post by: The Six on April 15, 2019, 08:31:26 AM
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Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2019, 10:38:00 AM
I'd like to be the first to congratulate Kaos on his Master's win.  How did the Green Jacket look?
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Post by: GH2001 on April 15, 2019, 12:22:47 PM
I'd like to be the first to congratulate Kaos on his Master's win.  How did the Green Jacket look?
:popcorn:
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Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2019, 02:26:27 PM
 How did the Green Jacket look?
Stolen. 
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Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2019, 02:27:39 PM
April 11th: Flash?
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Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2019, 02:45:14 PM
April 11th: Flash?
Yep. 

No, worse.  Rigged.  Tainted. Bogus. 
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Post by: Godfather on April 15, 2019, 04:11:28 PM
Yep.

No, worse.  Rigged.  Tainted. Bogus.
I like goading you on this, because I have explained multiple times the guy has a huge following, like him or hate him, he does.  I have seen it first hand, been to tournaments that he has been at and ones he hasnt. 

But it wasn't rigged or tainted, he won.  He had 4 great days of golf.  Good for him.  After 15 years he finally deserved his hype, again.
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Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2019, 09:34:39 PM
I like goading you on this, because I have explained multiple times the guy has a huge following, like him or hate him, he does.  I have seen it first hand, been to tournaments that he has been at and ones he hasnt. 

But it wasn't rigged or tainted, he won.  He had 4 great days of golf.  Good for him.  After 15 years he finally deserved his hype, again.
I like being goated.  But not the way RWS does it. 

Fuck Tiger Weeds.  Punk ass bitch ass twat.  You'll never convince me that they didn't lay down in some way or another.  He wasn't that good.  But that's what the PGA wanted if he was still hanging around on the last round.  And before it started that's all he was doing.  Hanging around. 
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Post by: jmar on April 15, 2019, 09:47:42 PM
The young guys looked unflappable until crunch time. You could see they were affected by the presence of Woods. They started leaving approach shots wide, found bunkers and started short stroking putts. :monkey:
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Post by: Kaos on April 15, 2019, 11:54:30 PM
The young guys looked unflappable until crunch time. You could see they were affected by the presence of Woods. They started leaving approach shots wide, found bunkers and started short stroking putts. :monkey:
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Post by: The Prowler on April 16, 2019, 07:25:19 PM
Tiger Woods won the Masters...
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Meanwhile, in some remote cave, Kaos...
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Post by: The Six on April 17, 2019, 03:07:17 PM


Crawl back to your safe space