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Title: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 13, 2017, 03:45:39 PM
Pussy Galore one of 3486 women worldwide to charge James Bond with sexual harassment. 

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jamesbond/images/5/5d/Bond_-_Sean_Connery_-_Profile.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20121012202812)

According to her testimony:

James Bond confronted Miss Galore in a barn. His aim is to have a figurative and literal roll in the hay. She is reluctant. He confronts her in an aggressive manner. When he attacks her, she responds flipping him on his back.  Bond is not deterred.  With both of them on the ground, he forces a kiss. She struggles beneath him before, inevitably, giving in and returning his embrace.  He gets pussy.  Galore.  She has eleven orgasms. 

Today, she sees those orgasms as abuse.  Red flags go up, sirens go off, many triggered by our modern sensitivities on the topic of rape and sexual assault.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2017, 03:55:44 PM
I suppose Plenty O'Toole is next?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 13, 2017, 04:04:03 PM
I suppose Plenty O'Toole is next?

I have faint feeling we will be hearing from Octopussy pretty soon.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 13, 2017, 04:04:54 PM
I want to know how he got gold on that finger.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Saniflush on December 14, 2017, 10:09:12 AM
Run along now, man talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcNGYRKBfHA
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2017, 10:11:13 AM
I want to know how he got gold on that finger.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Shirley_Eaton_as_Jill_Masterson_in_Goldfinger.jpg)
She did look sassyfied
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2017, 10:24:30 AM
When I look at these contestants, I know there's a God somewhere.  Turn around for me please ladies.


https://youtu.be/ExG7Ut6DJ1E
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2017, 01:02:27 PM
Which Bond get the most charges filed?   I am going with Roger.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2017, 02:44:04 PM
Which Bond get the most charges filed?   I am going with Roger.

Well he's dead...so.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2017, 02:47:16 PM
Well he's dead...so.


Won't stop a liberal, so.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: The Prowler on December 14, 2017, 03:57:33 PM
Well he's dead...so.

Won't stop a liberal, so.
Won't stop most Republicans...no wait that's Necrophilia, not Pedophilia.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2017, 04:27:14 PM

Won't stop most Republicans...no wait that's Necrophilia, not Pedophilia.

We'll he was British...so.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2017, 04:32:50 PM
We'll he was British...so.

He sounds hideous.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2017, 05:05:05 PM
We'll he was British...so.


Well, he was technically he was a resident of Monaco....So.

Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: chinook on December 14, 2017, 06:01:25 PM

Well, he was technically he was a resident of Monaco....So.

 :facepalm:...so.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2017, 08:00:18 PM
:facepalm:...so.

Well, you were   :facepalm: you were....so.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2017, 10:43:20 AM
ESPN a pit of sexism, hostility toward women: report.

That's a headline up on Fox News.  Good Morning America was doing a report this morning on additional women saying Dustin Hoffman exposed himself to them 164 years ago. It's become a daily part of the news. 

When I leave the office, it's become the norm for me to throw out a horribly stupid pun before I walk out the door. "6:30 is the best time of day, hands down."  :facepalm:  Yesterday, I told one and when I got in the Ford F-150, I thought someone might be offended after I said, "Two deer walked out of a gay bar and one said, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."

Knowing my employees, I'm sure they weren't, but 5 years ago, that thought would never have crossed my mind.  Now, it's like people are begging for an opportunity to be offended. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2017, 08:51:01 PM
This, I don't get.  Okay, now it's a woman that's at the center of a sexual harassment claim.  But, not so fast.  Suit was filed and settled 12 year ago.  Why is this an issue now?  Why would you drop out of the race?  Suits are public record.  This wasn't a secret.  Anywho...foxy.


A rising liberal star running for Congress in Kansas has dropped out of the race over a 2005 federal lawsuit in which she was accused of sexually harassing a male employee whom she supervised.

Andrea Ramsey, 56, of Leawood, was looking to challenge incumbent Republican Kevin Yoder in 2018 in the Kansas City-area 3rd District but announced in a Facebook post that she would be ending her campaign Friday.

Ramsey called the allegations made by her former employee at LabOne, Gary Funkhouser, “a lie.”

“Twelve years ago, I eliminated an employee’s position,” Ramsey wrote. “That man decided to bring a lawsuit against the company (not against me). He named me in the allegations, claiming I fired him because he refused to have sex with me. That is a lie.”

Funkhouser worked under Ramsey at LabOne where she was an executive vice president of human resources. Funkhouser claimed Ramsey came on to him in 2005 during a business trip, the Kansas City Star reported.

“After I told her I was not interested in having a sexual relationship with her, she stopped talking to me,” he wrote in a complaint. “In the office she completely ignored me and avoided having any contact with me.”

Funkhouser claimed Ramsey had his work station moved out of her office.

The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission closed the case on Funkhouser’s claims, stating it was unable to determine if any “statutes had been violated.”

Funkhouser then sued LabOne in federal court and both parties agreed to dismiss the case in 2006. Multiple sources told the Kansas City Star that Funkhouser and LabOne had reached a settlement.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2017, 08:00:43 AM
Gene Simmons sued for harassment. 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/radio-personality-sues-gene-simmons-groping-harassment-article-1.3702467

In response to the suit, the attorney for Mr. Simmons said: "Have you seen a KISS video?  Read the lyrics to any KISS song?  Seen Mr. Simmons in any interview in the history of humanity? This is akin to suing a lightbulb for emitting light." 

Mr Simmons himself had this to say:
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Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 08:11:54 AM
Gene Simmons sued for harassment. 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/radio-personality-sues-gene-simmons-groping-harassment-article-1.3702467

In response to the suit, the attorney for Mr. Simmons said: "Have you seen a KISS video?  Read the lyrics to any KISS song?  Seen Mr. Simmons in any interview in the history of humanity? This is akin to suing a lightbulb for emitting light." 

Mr Simmons himself had this to say:

That defense will probably fly for the mid-interview "innuendos" but it's worth fuck all for the off-air groping the “'forcibly flicked/struck' her in the throat" parts of the suit.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2017, 08:51:59 AM
That defense will probably fly for the mid-interview "innuendos" but it's worth fuck all for the off-air groping the “'forcibly flicked/struck' her in the throat" parts of the suit.

The defense was mine and made up. 

All I'm saying is that Gene is a known snake. He makes no pretense otherwise.  If you choose to be in the company of a snake, you cannot be offended if that snake bites you. 

Most of this is fucking ridiculous to me.  But suing Gene for being Gene and doing what he does, has always done and will always do -- because it's part and parcel of the public persona he projects? Asinine. 
Colin Firth sticks his tongue out near your neck for a photo then that's unusual behavior.  If Gene DOESN'T that's outside the norm. 

There was no "groping."  That word has been stretched to include even the most mundane acts.  Being highly offended and outraged at pretty much EVERY traditional male behavior is destroying the gender.  That's an argument for another day, however. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 08:55:56 AM


All I'm saying is that Gene is a known snake. He makes no pretense otherwise.  If you choose to be in the company of a snake, you cannot be offended if that snake bites you. 

His carefully crafted character is not carte blanche to act like a sociopath.  Fiction remains just that.

Quote
There was no "groping." 

There is absolutely no way that you can know that.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2017, 09:03:08 AM
SOCIOPATH?  Jesus Christ, dude. 

He's been doing this act for 50 years.  The leering, politically incorrect, sexual god.  It's part of who he is.  The guy loves this country, loves his wife, loves his kids.  But when he's in public he's ALWAYS "on."  He's always Gene Simmons.  It's nothing new.  For this fucking bitch to sue him for doing what he's done pretty much every day for the last 50 years -- and what she knew she was getting in the first place -- reeks of golddigging.  Fuck her. 

As for there being groping or not?  You can't say with certainty that there was. 

I've met Gene three times and in each of those instances he put his hands on me in some way or another.  I guess I should sue the sociopath.

 :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:

Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 09:13:39 AM
That character can be carried off without physically battering someone.

I never said there was groping, only that you could not definitively say that there was not.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2017, 09:24:57 AM
That character can be carried off without physically battering someone.

I never said there was groping, only that you could not definitively say that there was not.

Wow.  Just wow. 

How many Christmas songs do you want to ban?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 09:35:17 AM
Wow.  Just wow. 

How many Christmas songs do you want to ban?

“forcibly flicked/struck her in the throat"

That's textbook battery.

Perhaps those old coots that wrote our criminal statutes were just a bunch of hypersensitive snowflakes.

So, to my point, Gene's character doesn't have the artistic freedom to commit crimes (no matter how minor) in furtherance of his commercial enterprise.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2017, 10:32:45 AM
“forcibly flicked/struck her in the throat"

That's textbook battery.

Perhaps those old coots that wrote our criminal statutes were just a bunch of hypersensitive snowflakes.

So, to my point, Gene's character doesn't have the artistic freedom to commit crimes (no matter how minor) in furtherance of his commercial enterprise.

Soooo, I take it that's a "ban all of them" answer?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 10:37:12 AM
Soooo, I take it that's a "ban all of them" answer?

I have no idea what you're trying to say.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2017, 10:55:21 AM
“forcibly flicked/struck her in the throat"

That's textbook battery.

Perhaps those old coots that wrote our criminal statutes were just a bunch of hypersensitive snowflakes.

So, to my point, Gene's character doesn't have the artistic freedom to commit crimes (no matter how minor) in furtherance of his commercial enterprise.

That's where we differ. 

Zero crimes, sir. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 11:55:17 AM
That's where we differ. 

Zero crimes, sir.

California Penal Code Section 242 says that Gene is eligible for six months in jail and up to $2000 in fines.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2017, 01:51:04 PM
I have no idea what you're trying to say.

~sigh~ .... see below weskie. We can't even have fun in these threads anymore.


How many Christmas songs do you want to ban?

Soooo, I take it that's a "ban all of them" answer?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2017, 04:59:35 PM
~sigh~ .... see below weskie. We can't even have fun in these threads anymore.

Sorry, didn't get it.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 17, 2017, 02:03:13 AM
California Penal Code Section 242 says that Gene is eligible for six months in jail and up to $2000 in fines.

According to the law in Carmel California, a man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: jmar on December 17, 2017, 08:05:05 AM
According to the law in Carmel California, a man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
https://www.ashro.com/Clothing/Mens/index.cat

Gene should just buy ashro, dress in casual sets and stop offending the citizenry.

And he could be the cock o the walk in an urban electric blue Sunday suit. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: GH2001 on December 17, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
According to the law in Carmel California, a man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

He said penal.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 17, 2017, 09:20:42 AM
He said penal.

I'm not judging what he puts up his butt.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: wesfau2 on December 17, 2017, 10:11:43 AM
According to the law in Carmel California, a man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

Definitely the same thing.

I'll take this as your concession.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2017, 08:18:55 AM
Definitely the same thing.

I'll take this as your concession.

You'll take nothing and like it. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2017, 09:29:32 AM
Jerry Richardson selling the Carolina Panthers. 

At this point his evils consist of using a racial slur (who hasn't?) and making some suggestive remarks (who hasn't?).

The guy is from all indication a decent person. A rich guy who built the Panthers from scratch and turned it into a billion-dollar enterprise.  Involved in the community. Altruistic. Engaged. 

And now because of a few comments, he's trash. 

This line from an article in USAToday infuriates me:
But sexual harassment outweighs any good he’s done.

At what point are we going to step back from the ledge and stop being offended by EVERYTHING?  Bawling "sexual assault" at every remark diminishes those acts that are truly assaults.  It's like Gomer Pyle braying "citizens arreayust"   

A man works his entire life and does mostly good. But he allegedly makes a few off color remarks and he must be banished from society?

Pathetic.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2017, 09:40:27 AM
Jerry Richardson selling the Carolina Panthers. 

At this point his evils consist of using a racial slur (who hasn't?) and making some suggestive remarks (who hasn't?).

The guy is from all indication a decent person. A rich guy who built the Panthers from scratch and turned it into a billion-dollar enterprise.  Involved in the community. Altruistic. Engaged. 

And now because of a few comments, he's trash. 

This line from an article in USAToday infuriates me:
But sexual harassment outweighs any good he’s done.

At what point are we going to step back from the ledge and stop being offended by EVERYTHING?  Bawling "sexual assault" at every remark diminishes those acts that are truly assaults.  It's like Gomer Pyle braying "citizens arreayust"   

A man works his entire life and does mostly good. But he allegedly makes a few off color remarks and he must be banished from society?

Pathetic.

Jay-Z said he was going to try and buy the Panthers and immediately sign Colon Kraperdump. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2017, 09:59:38 AM
Jay-Z said he was going to try and buy the Panthers and immediately sign Colon Kraperdump.

I hope he falls into a manhole and is never heard from again.  I'd have to stop being a Panthers fan. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: AUJarhead on December 18, 2017, 12:32:51 PM
Jay-Z said he was going to try and buy the Panthers and immediately sign Colon Kraperdump.

As a Saints fan, I support this.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2017, 01:19:13 PM
As a Saints fan, I support this.

Not relevant to the discussion, but your post made me think of this commercial.  The guy's expressions just kill me.  He's not backing down.

https://youtu.be/LtybnQJ_WFs
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: AUJarhead on December 18, 2017, 02:48:13 PM
Not relevant to the discussion, but your post made me think of this commercial.  The guy's expressions just kill me.  He's not backing down.

https://youtu.be/LtybnQJ_WFs

When Mini Buzz goes to Auburn, is that what Christmas dinner will be like when he shows up in an Auburn shirt?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: chinook on December 18, 2017, 03:05:20 PM
Not relevant to the discussion, but your post made me think of this commercial.  The guy's expressions just kill me.  He's not backing down.

https://youtu.be/LtybnQJ_WFs

apparently his balls are intact. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2017, 03:11:31 PM
When Mini Buzz goes to Auburn, is that what Christmas dinner will be like when he shows up in an Auburn shirt?
Boooo!
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2017, 03:24:12 PM
apparently his balls are intact.

Oh yeah?  Well you just shut up then. Okay?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2017, 03:25:01 PM
Oh yeah?  Well you just shut up then. Okay?

Too harsh?
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2017, 03:48:12 PM
Too harsh?
Please tone down the rhetoric.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2017, 03:51:52 PM
Please tone down the rhetoric.

I know.  I felt horrible right after I typed that.  It's so not me.  I hope everyone in this thread can see past that and we can get back to the way things were.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Kaos on December 18, 2017, 11:46:31 PM
So I'm sure wes will want me locked up but...

Had a Christmas party tonight.  I wore a Griswold hockey jersey to the event.  On the way, I had to stop by the ABC store.  I walked in and a flirty older lady behind the counter said "Well hey there, Clark!"  When I went to check out, she said "anything else you need, Sparky?"  And before my brain could stop my mouth I heard myself say "bend over and I'll show ya..." 

I'm sure I've violated some penis code in wes' mind. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 19, 2017, 08:56:21 AM
So I'm sure wes will want me locked up but...

Had a Christmas party tonight.  I wore a Griswold hockey jersey to the event.  On the way, I had to stop by the ABC store.  I walked in and a flirty older lady behind the counter said "Well hey there, Clark!"  When I went to check out, she said "anything else you need, Sparky?"  And before my brain could stop my mouth I heard myself say "bend over and I'll show ya..." 

I'm sure I've violated some penis code in wes' mind.

The judges have decided to allow it. 
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 19, 2017, 11:19:05 AM
So I'm sure wes will want me locked up but...

Had a Christmas party tonight.  I wore a Griswold hockey jersey to the event.  On the way, I had to stop by the ABC store.  I walked in and a flirty older lady behind the counter said "Well hey there, Clark!"  When I went to check out, she said "anything else you need, Sparky?"  And before my brain could stop my mouth I heard myself say "bend over and I'll show ya..." 

I'm sure I've violated some penis code in wes' mind.
Maybe. Maybe not. But if Wes bends over, I bet you’ll show him.
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: chinook on December 19, 2017, 01:04:22 PM
Maybe. Maybe not. But if Wes bends over, I bet you’ll show him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrNXMDrgq4A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrNXMDrgq4A)
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 19, 2017, 01:43:42 PM
https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM
Title: Re: More Harassment Charges
Post by: jmar on December 20, 2017, 12:04:24 AM
WT likes turtles.




Yes you do.



And it's precious.