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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Godfather on September 15, 2007, 10:04:16 PM

Title: Arkansas
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2007, 10:04:16 PM
These guys are incredible....the only thing that would help soothe this day would be an uat loss.  BTW Arkansas is gonna kill us, Howard you sure you want to go to that game?
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Godfather on September 15, 2007, 10:40:04 PM
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I blame you Razorgasm
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 15, 2007, 10:56:08 PM
I hate Alabama with every ounce of my being.  I HATE ALABAMA.  I honest-to-God wish a terrorist would set off a nuke at Denny Chimes.  I was pulling so hard for Arkansas in this game.  I thought they had it won, but they go and fuck shit up. 
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Lurking Tiger on September 15, 2007, 10:58:54 PM
I feel for you guys that live over there.

The mullet horde will be out in force next week.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: drod70 on September 15, 2007, 11:59:36 PM
We got cheated. No doubt about it.  :p
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 16, 2007, 12:04:23 AM
That pass interference call on the pussies last drive was straight up bullshit. Tick tack fucking horseshit. Regardless, thanks Arkansas for totally fucking up my weekend!
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 12:50:41 PM
I've been to 3 county fairs, 2 barn raisings, an axle greasin, and a goat fuckin, and I ain't never seen the ref's stop the clock with 21 seconds left, to measure a ball for first down that's not within 4 feet of the marker.  That's even after they already gave them the phantom interference call.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 01:14:23 PM
Did you notice on the final play of the game when Bama scored their TD that the ref threw a flag when the ball was snapped?  He called offsides on Arkansas.  I'm guessing that it was just in case they receiver dropped the ball, they would have another shot 5 yards closer.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 01:17:45 PM
I actually did not realize that when it happened I was too busy asking anyone who would listen to my drunk ass ( and that was everyone in the room.  They had no choice)  Why in the holy hell the clock had been stopped to measure something that was clearly not even close?
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 04:08:56 PM
Any of you that have been looking for tickets to fly to Arkansas may want to look today.  There and back for 380.00 on delta.  not great but the best I have seen since I started watching it about three weeks ago.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 04:15:16 PM
I was gonna go to the game, but it turns out we suck. 
I was even gonna ride on a plane, but it turns out we suuuuuuck.
Now I'm staying home, and saving a buck <Why man?>  Hey Heeeyyyyy,
Because we suck, because we suck, because we suuuuck.  La da da da da da.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 04:17:56 PM
OK Afroman.  Are you afraid of flying?
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 04:19:41 PM
Not at all, I love to fly. 

Actually, the real reason I'm not going is because I'm flying out of Birmingham the following Monday morning to go to Chicago for the week.  Just found out today. 
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 04:20:55 PM
A real man wouldn't cancel his trip due to a chi town trip the next Monday.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 04:23:17 PM
A real man wouldn't watch another man shit all over a Korean lady, either.

Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 04:25:04 PM
yes he would......pppppppfffffffffffffft.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: wesfau on September 17, 2007, 04:27:25 PM
A real man wouldn't watch another man shit all over a Korean lady, either.



You're right.  A real man would drop a companion deuce, wipe with said woman's undergarments, and buy shots afterward.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Ogre on September 17, 2007, 04:31:26 PM
Thank you wes. 

If you ask me, I think you have to defer to whomever has the runniest shit, and use that guy as the shampoo.  Find the guy who lays a serious log, and he gets to be the bar of soap.  Then you give that bitch a shit-bath like the world has never seen. 
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 04:33:54 PM
I knew i could take you two to Thailand as wingmen.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: D-Day on September 17, 2007, 04:39:08 PM
Wow. There's obviously no love here for Operation Golden Flow.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: wesfau on September 17, 2007, 04:49:04 PM
Wow. There's obviously no love here for Operation Golden Flow.

I'll leave the pissing to you and Robert Kelly.  Real men are into shitting.  Didn't you get the message?
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 05:01:38 PM
Wow. There's obviously no love here for Operation Golden Flow.

Let me know when you make it to Seoul and I'll tell you where to go.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: D-Day on September 17, 2007, 05:02:37 PM
Real men are into shitting.  Didn't you get the message?

I did but I eat too much corn and crunchy peanut butter for any woman to find my shitting attractive. It's like a goddamn farmer's market when I go the hot carl route so I usually refrain. And pissing ain't so bad... Ocean Spray Cranberry does wonders.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 05:15:23 PM
I did but I eat too much corn and crunchy peanut butter for any woman to find my shitting attractive. It's like a goddamn farmer's market when I go the hot carl route so I usually refrain. And pissing ain't so bad... Ocean Spray Cranberry does wonders.

You have completely missed the point.  The point IS to make it as nasty as you can.  You pay your $20 you get to shit on their face....If you can PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: D-Day on September 17, 2007, 05:26:07 PM
You have completely missed the point.  The point IS to make it as nasty as you can.  You pay your $20 you get to shit on their face....If you can PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Ah. In that case I'll have the double enchilada platter with refried beans and extra pico. Scratch that. I'm allergic to seafood so I'll have the seared tuna and crab cakes with the lobster and artichoke dip as an appetizer.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2007, 05:37:01 PM
Ah. In that case I'll have the double enchilada platter with refried beans and extra pico. Scratch that. I'm allergic to seafood so I'll have the seared tuna and crab cakes with the lobster and artichoke dip as an appetizer.

Now your catching on.  Nothing like about a weeks worth of MRE's followed by a package of ex-lax right before the deed.
Title: Re: Arkansas
Post by: AUChizad on September 19, 2007, 10:47:50 AM
I did but I eat too much corn and crunchy peanut butter for any woman to find my shitting attractive. It's like a goddamn farmer's market when I go the hot carl route so I usually refrain.
That's what I call Seoul Food. :rimshot: