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Title: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2017, 09:27:29 AM
I hate commercials in general, but there are a few people in them I despise in particular. 


1) The stupid fat black woman on the Ancestry DNA commercial who "finds out" she's 26% Swahooli or something and then puts on a giant ribbon hat.  I'm 26% Dutch but I'm not tap dancing in wooden clogs.  She should celebrate her Americanism, not the big ribbon hat.

2) The woman who looks like a turd bomb blew up and speckled her face in the 23 and Me commercial.  She's horrible looking.  She seems nice, but I can't look at her. 

3) The otherwise cute girl who sticks in her IUD and then sashays to meet some guy in the street. 

4) The box you poop in.  I hate the talking poop box. 

5) The dude cleaning out his windpipe in the no smoking commercials.  I nearly vomited the first time I saw that. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2017, 09:29:52 AM
Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress.  Eat a dick, Nick.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2017, 09:41:44 AM
Nick Saban telling that poor girl she can't buy a dress.  Eat a dick, Nick.
That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2017, 09:48:31 AM
That dress is $600. He's just trying to help.
He should buy it for her....cheap bastard.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 10:01:02 AM
Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2017, 10:17:56 AM
Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 10:47:11 AM
Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.

Do they care?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 10:52:35 AM
Folks that make outrageous claims like my problems are their problems and they don't sleep at night so we can.

I don't care about your problems.  Unless you pay up front. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2017, 11:00:31 AM
I don't care about your problems.  Unless you pay up front.
Emma cared about my aching psoriasis. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 11:26:32 AM
Emma cared about my aching psoriasis.

Something fierce.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: ssgaufan on September 28, 2017, 11:33:33 AM
The damn Sonic guys. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 11:59:19 AM
Anyone with moderate to severe erectile dysfunction. Try new Cockstall for a harder, happier life. Cockstall may cause headaches, chronic shits, excessive anal bleeding, hair loss, sore cuticles, ACL tears, liver problems, plantar fasciitus, goat aids and catching the cancers.

Ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for Cockstall.  Ask your bitch if she's asked her doctor if she's strong enough for a good fucking. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: CCTAU on September 28, 2017, 01:11:41 PM
Any Flex Seal infomercial with Phil Swift.

BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum boat don't sink!

#leavemyfishingalone
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 01:48:08 PM
BITCH. That's the only reason my aluminum don't don't sink!

#leavemyfishingalone

That'll cost ya thoousssannnndss!!
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2017, 02:48:41 PM
That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2017, 02:51:18 PM
That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

Yeah, that cowboy hat twerp is pretty annoying, but he's just some jimbo they grabbed off a karaoke stage at Shithole's Diner.  He's just trying to make a few pennies to buy some more Bud Light and a pack of Marlboro Reds.  Can't really hold that against him too much.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 02:55:44 PM
Fukin FLO.

But I'd like to see more of the cute AT&T girl. Lucy maybe?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 03:22:58 PM
That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

I will thump your left ear, super hard. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 03:23:42 PM
The Geico Lizard.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 28, 2017, 03:34:47 PM
That guy that does the Nationwide jingle with the other popular guy

What the hell is wrong with this thread
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 03:36:34 PM
Does Dallas do commercials?  Because I hate him.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2017, 04:10:47 PM
What the hell is wrong with this thread

?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2017, 04:11:12 PM
Does Dallas do commercials?  Because I hate him.

You win the internets today. 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2017, 04:33:58 PM
You win the internets today.

We already had a winner.  This isn't little league.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 04:41:16 PM
We already had a winner.  This isn't little league.

Says you. I got a participation trophy and everything.  It's a golden keyboard.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: djsimp on September 28, 2017, 04:54:13 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yxe0_IgpSEc/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Kaos on September 28, 2017, 04:54:47 PM
Says you. I got a participation trophy and everything.  It's a golden keyboard.

That's not gold.  That's urine.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 05:00:01 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yxe0_IgpSEc/hqdefault.jpg)

Call me, bitches.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: djsimp on September 28, 2017, 05:02:14 PM


https://youtu.be/hRhGVo_dwkk
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: AUJarhead on September 28, 2017, 05:07:26 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 05:24:46 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE

That's hawt!
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: chinook on September 28, 2017, 07:03:11 PM
That's hawt!

At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Vladimir on September 28, 2017, 07:42:05 PM
At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or richard?
Yes.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2017, 08:39:12 PM
Let me add Sam Jackson in the Capital One commercials...especially the ones where he's singing
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 08:56:36 PM
At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?

She paid me to be in it. 

#wirelessmicdrop

#yesinyourface
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 09:00:33 PM
That's hawt!

You've put on some sweet mass from the gym since then. Must be the Flex effect.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 09:01:13 PM
Let me add Sam Jackson in the Capital One commercials...especially the ones where he's singing

Immmmmmmm. So in lovvvve with you.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 09:13:01 PM
You've put on some sweet mass from the gym since then. Must be the Flex effect.

I'm wearing my little sister's shorts right now.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 28, 2017, 09:16:06 PM
I'm wearing my little sister's shorts right now.

Carey looks pissed in that clip. Must be those slip n fall leads at the pig.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 28, 2017, 09:20:39 PM
Carey looks pissed in that clip. Must be those slip n fall leads at the pig.

Yuk it up, laughing boy.  We've raked in the cash from the Wiggly.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 28, 2017, 10:35:56 PM
At eight seconds...is the chick thinking dork or dick?
That dude resembles a penis...with ears.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 28, 2017, 11:40:20 PM
Flutie's in!
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: CCTAU on September 28, 2017, 11:52:34 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE)


How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2017, 08:22:38 AM
That's not gold.  That's urine.
You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2017, 08:23:59 AM
Yuk it up, laughing boy.  We've raked in the cash from the Wiggly.
-$35
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2017, 08:25:53 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfoC1pe9MFE
Is that Alan Alda narrating?  You can't hide money $$$
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 29, 2017, 08:29:16 AM
You take 2nd place in the internets for yesterday.
Just so I'll know what you're
looking for, for future reference, what did my penis with ears post not have?

I gotta tell you, when I came back to tally up my Likes for the day, I was sorely disappoint. Not a single one on that post.

I just want to be the best that I can be.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2017, 09:37:35 AM

How old is this?
I just assumed Snags has recently started wearing an AU hat everywhere!

How old is this?  You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2017, 09:40:33 AM
How old is this?  You mean the Jan2007 caption didn't give you at least something to go on?
He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2017, 09:53:23 AM
He's an old man your newfangled videos frighten and confuse him.

When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: AUJarhead on September 29, 2017, 10:32:04 AM
When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Godfather on September 29, 2017, 10:45:54 AM
Does Porterhouse shine your shoes, too, Judge?
Only with a fine chamois 
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: CCTAU on September 29, 2017, 12:15:28 PM
When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those martinis he's so famous for, to soothe my primitive caveman brain.

Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2017, 12:21:38 PM
Is that the big white country club I see on the way to PCB?

White?  It's always about race with you.  We have a couple of members that I think are part Canadian.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Kaos on September 29, 2017, 02:09:04 PM
Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.

Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 29, 2017, 02:46:36 PM
Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.
Look here dude, I'll take a lot of stuff but not your talking about the hammer.

He'll beat your ass to a sodie water finish, no joke. And he's THE first to call when you're in a wreck and need a check. No opinion on the rest really. Alexander Shinaharrana is probably 2nd to hammer.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on September 29, 2017, 05:52:52 PM
Just for the record? 

Lawyer ads I hate:

Alabama Hammer.  What a freaking clown.

Weasel Will Return My Calls!  No.

Morris Bart.  His face is atrocious. I want to punch it repeatedly with an axe handle, but somebody beat me to it.

Dean Waite.  He sucks.

He only goes for the big bucks
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: jmar on September 29, 2017, 06:09:03 PM
The title/pay day loan commercials are 2nd only to the ambulance chasers.
Make America Great Again- free us of this scourge.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: jmar on September 30, 2017, 02:24:49 PM
That dude resembles a penis...with ears.
But it cares.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: djsimp on October 03, 2017, 02:59:48 PM
https://youtu.be/OPKbMG50aBk
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: GH2001 on October 03, 2017, 03:13:34 PM
https://youtu.be/OPKbMG50aBk

The car just blew up. That guy is dead. He ain't suing no one.
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: djsimp on October 03, 2017, 03:31:05 PM
The car just blew up. That guy is dead. He ain't suing no one.

Why in the hell is there a deer riding shotgun!?

Its the AlaBAMA HAMMER, CALL ME RIGHT NOWWW!
Title: Re: Commercial people I hate
Post by: Token on October 03, 2017, 10:48:53 PM
Is Mike Slocumb the bastard child of Ed Orgeron?