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Title: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2017, 09:35:54 AM
As if you weren't aware already, you have this bitch named Irma headed for your house, and she looks pissed.  In all seriousness, if this thing stays anything close to most of the projected paths, somebody is going to get messed up in a bad way.  Category 5 and headed on a straight line to south Florida.

Do they have a Category 6?
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Godfather on September 05, 2017, 09:51:32 AM
They do not have a Cat 6.

And I am well aware, Mr's Godfather is putting up the shutters tonight while I enjoy a good bourbon. 
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2017, 10:01:38 AM
They do not have a Cat 6.

And I am well aware, Mr's Godfather is putting up the shutters tonight while I enjoy a good bourbon.

I hope she makes you a sandwich first.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 05, 2017, 10:02:33 AM
I hope she makes you a sandwich first.

There's a clock on the stove in case she needs to know when dinner time is.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: chinook on September 05, 2017, 10:29:06 AM
I hope she makes you a sandwich first.

she knows where to get the salami.  just sayin'
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2017, 11:09:26 AM
she knows where to get the salami.  just sayin'

Mrs. GF in the bedroom.  (BTW, he married a large black man.)

https://youtu.be/gBxWYVBCOZo
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 05, 2017, 11:42:09 AM
I want to offer for you to stay at any number of places farther inland. You are aware of several of these and I know they won't mind. Sani, Snags, Buzz, PCT, Jumbo--any of these guys.

Or, if you'd prefer experiencing the alternative lifestyle, Chizzy or Wes have room.

Would imagine Prowler is on his way to south Florida in an RV, to try to score some free shit.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 05, 2017, 01:08:47 PM
As if you weren't aware already, you have this bitch named Irma headed for your house, and she looks pissed.  In all seriousness, if this thing stays anything close to most of the projected paths, somebody is going to get messed up in a bad way.  Category 5 and headed on a straight line to south Florida.

Do they have a Category 6?

If they did Irma would be right on the cusp of being one seeing as how the gaps between the other categories range from 14-24 mph. A cat 5 starts at 157 and Irma is 176 mph now. Sustained. Gusts of over 210. This thing is starting to make Harvey look like a warm up - at least in strength and size.

Hunker down Florida.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 05, 2017, 08:46:07 PM
If they did Irma would be right on the cusp of being one seeing as how the gaps between the other categories range from 14-24 mph. A cat 5 starts at 157 and Irma is 176 mph now. Sustained. Gusts of over 210. This thing is starting to make Harvey look like a warm up - at least in strength and size.

Hunker down Florida.
190 sustained was reached today, making her the strongest Hurricane ever in the Atlantic Basin.

If she gets into the Gulf, like some models are starting to forecast, she's gonna be a freakin monster...she already is, but the warm waters of the Gulf will be like adding Jet fuel and gun powder to the flame.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2017, 10:29:52 PM
Every freaking store in the Wiregrass has sold out of bottled water.  It's Tuesday.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Jumbo on September 05, 2017, 10:58:20 PM
I could get some FaceTime with godfather.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: djsimp on September 06, 2017, 11:15:36 AM
Looks like the path has changed just a bit with the eye cutting straight up through Florida and back into the Atlantic.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: CCTAU on September 06, 2017, 11:19:43 AM
I'm sure glad you guys warned GF....
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2017, 11:24:07 AM
I'm sure glad you guys warned GF....

Really just one.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2017, 11:25:27 AM
190 sustained was reached today, making her the strongest Hurricane ever in the Atlantic Basin.

If she gets into the Gulf, like some models are starting to forecast, she's gonna be a freakin monster...she already is, but the warm waters of the Gulf will be like adding Jet fuel and gun powder to the flame.

Up there in Rita, Gilbert, Mitch, Camille territory. The 185+ plus club.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 06, 2017, 03:26:48 PM
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: CCTAU on September 06, 2017, 03:30:04 PM
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
The last payment was for a protective offsite backup.
Did you send GF you $100 yet?
You can email it. just ask him about it.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2017, 03:58:10 PM
I sure hope the tigersx server is protected from the storm.
It's in his bathroom closet...should be fine from attackers and such.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 06, 2017, 06:54:06 PM
Up there in Rita, Gilbert, Mitch, Camille territory. The 185+ plus club.
I believe Camille was stronger, but she didn't start in the Atlantic. Either way Irma is a beast right now heading towards South Florida. Nearly all of the weather models have her hitting South Florida and turning North up to the Carolinas. I don't think she'll turn North, I think she'll power through and get into the Gulf. Then she'll meet up with Hurricane Katia. By then Hurricane José will come barreling through. Then you'll have a Super Hurricane...or not...probably not.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 06, 2017, 10:10:35 PM
I believe Camille was stronger, but she didn't start in the Atlantic. Either way Irma is a beast right now heading towards South Florida. Nearly all of the weather models have her hitting South Florida and turning North up to the Carolinas. I don't think she'll turn North, I think she'll power through and get into the Gulf. Then she'll meet up with Hurricane Katia. By then Hurricane José will come barreling through. Then you'll have a Super Hurricane...or not...probably not.

Sharknado!
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 07, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
I believe Camille was stronger, but she didn't start in the Atlantic. Either way Irma is a beast right now heading towards South Florida. Nearly all of the weather models have her hitting South Florida and turning North up to the Carolinas. I don't think she'll turn North, I think she'll power through and get into the Gulf. Then she'll meet up with Hurricane Katia. By then Hurricane José will come barreling through. Then you'll have a Super Hurricane...or not...probably not.

Should settle down some before getting to fla, after going over some land. Not much but some.

Also keep an eye on the pressure (mb). That is something that tells us it's intensity. Only a handful have went under 900 mb including the ones I mentioned. I Think it was either Gilbert or Mitch that hit 882. Last i saw Irma was hanging out in the low 900s
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 07, 2017, 09:35:35 AM
If the x is really all that and worth the subscription rate, GF will post live video updates of the storm. Shirtless. I expect nothing but his best effort in this thing.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 07, 2017, 09:39:30 AM
If the x is really all that and worth the subscription rate, GF will post live video updates of the storm. Shirtless. I expect nothing but his best effort in this thing.
You just want to see his moobs
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 07, 2017, 09:43:34 AM
You just want to see his moobs
And?
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 07, 2017, 09:46:16 AM
And?
They're real and spectacular
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Hogwally on September 08, 2017, 12:08:32 AM
You boys might want to start getting your own shit in order.  Latest track shows this thing pushing in to Ga and AL as possibly still Cat 3.  If I were you, I'd get some duct tape out and put big X's on all your windows, I hear that really helps.  It's also a good idea to go somewhere and get in a fist fight over either a case of water or a sheet of interior grade 1/4" plywood.  On the way home, be sure to sit in line and burn 3/4 of a tank of gas waiting to buy gas.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 08, 2017, 04:29:27 AM
You boys might want to start getting your own shit in order.  Latest track shows this thing pushing in to Ga and AL as possibly still Cat 3.  If I were you, I'd get some duct tape out and put big X's on all your windows, I hear that really helps.  It's also a good idea to go somewhere and get in a fist fight over either a case of water or a sheet of interior grade 1/4" plywood.  On the way home, be sure to sit in line and burn 3/4 of a tank of gas waiting to buy gas.
^This^
Plus watch out for the Sharkicane (trademarked)
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2017, 09:08:07 AM
Trying to get to my daily breakfast stop this morning on the Circle here in Dothan.  Had to wait in a loooooonng line of traffic.  All Florida tags. People getting the hell out of Dodge.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 08, 2017, 10:56:58 AM
Trying to get to my daily breakfast stop this morning on the Circle here in Dothan.  Had to wait in a loooooonng line of traffic.  All Florida tags. People getting the hell out of Dodge.
Probably because of the hurricane. A lot of people are evacuating.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: chinook on September 08, 2017, 10:59:57 AM
Probably because of the hurricane. A lot of people are evacuating.

or the gays they got word of Snags "morning on the Circle"...
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2017, 11:23:10 AM
or the gays they got word of Snags "morning on the Circle"...

We enjoy our morning circle.   :taunt:

Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2017, 05:51:37 PM
You boys might want to start getting your own shoot in order.  Latest track shows this thing pushing in to Ga and AL as possibly still Cat 3.  If I were you, I'd get some duct tape out and put big X's on all your windows, I hear that really helps.  It's also a good idea to go somewhere and get in a fist fight over either a case of water or a sheet of interior grade 1/4" plywood.  On the way home, be sure to sit in line and burn 3/4 of a tank of gas waiting to buy gas.
I read that if you open your windows the hurricane can't pick your house up and carry it, so I'm good.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: chityeah on September 08, 2017, 11:27:17 PM
Well shit! Thought we were in the clear here at Pensacola Beach. Damn thing ain't turning. Boat out of water and generator test fired just in case.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2017, 01:10:13 AM
Well shit! Thought we were in the clear here at Pensacola Beach. Damn thing ain't turning. Boat out of water and generator test fired just in case.

Bought my first generator today.  Not out of the box yet.  We'll see where this beast goes.  Back to a Cat 5.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 09, 2017, 01:50:08 AM
Well shit! Thought we were in the clear here at Pensacola Beach. Damn thing ain't turning. Boat out of water and generator test fired just in case.
It's suppose to make the turn Sunday morning, but I don't think it'll be a sharp right like a lot of models are predicting. I think it'll slowly turn once it gets a little into the Gulf and then start heading towards Tallahassee.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 09, 2017, 07:54:20 AM
It's suppose to make the turn Sunday morning, but I don't think it'll be a sharp right like a lot of models are predicting. I think it'll slowly turn once it gets a little into the Gulf and then start heading towards Tallahassee.

Starting to wonder. This thing is trying hard to go into the gulf. Every model that comes out goes further west. As of right now, the thing is coming right at me placing where I live about 20 miles to the west of the eye. By then it should be a TS but still. I don't like it. Looks like the whole southeast part of al and southwest part of ga will get some good wind while middle of ga gets the ugly tornado bands to the east.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 09, 2017, 07:55:41 AM
Bought my first generator today.  Not out of the box yet.  We'll see where this beast goes.  Back to a Cat 5.

I've got one I use for the RV and tailgating but never had to use it for the house.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 09, 2017, 10:34:44 PM
It's suppose to make the turn Sunday morning, but I don't think it'll be a sharp right like a lot of models are predicting. I think it'll slowly turn once it gets a little into the Gulf and then start heading towards Tallahassee.
Thanks so much for your input in football, politics and now, severe weather information.

Do you give investment advice?
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: CCTAU on September 10, 2017, 01:11:11 AM
I've got one I use for the RV and tailgating but never had to use it for the house.


Just get a longer extension cord!



Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 10, 2017, 02:42:35 PM
Does anyone on here know the GF very well? Like, do you have a relationship with him, sexual or otherwise? (Maybe Wes)

We need a storm report.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: wesfau2 on September 10, 2017, 05:15:17 PM
Does anyone on here know the GF very well? Like, do you have a relationship with him, sexual or otherwise? (Maybe Wes)

We need a storm report.

His power is out and he hates Snags.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2017, 05:27:33 PM
Does anyone on here know the GF very well? Like, do you have a relationship with him, sexual or otherwise? (Maybe Wes)

We need a storm report.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6ZzEEaKC90
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Token on September 10, 2017, 05:39:34 PM
His power is out and he hates Snags.

Well his damn cell tower aint out and I know he read my good tidings. 
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 10, 2017, 05:49:34 PM
Thanks so much for your input in football, politics and now, severe weather information.

Do you give investment advice?
Put money in Solar Panels and Virtual Reality gear.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: CCTAU on September 10, 2017, 07:18:28 PM
His power is out and he hates Snags.


Rejoice Dallas!
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 10, 2017, 07:58:30 PM
Watching the Weather Channel and they have their guy out there like...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/ae/47/09ae4705379500ed5926e79dfa83f0d7.gif)
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 10, 2017, 08:03:06 PM
Watching the Weather Channel and they have their guy out there like...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/ae/47/09ae4705379500ed5926e79dfa83f0d7.gif)
I'm glad you know how to post some funny stuff. Unlike Buzz.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on September 10, 2017, 08:15:34 PM
Does anyone on here know the GF very well? Like, do you have a relationship with him, sexual or otherwise? (Maybe Wes)

We need a storm report.

He's too busy surfing on his pool.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: The Prowler on September 10, 2017, 08:22:18 PM
I'm glad you know how to post some funny stuff. Unlike Buzz.
Yeah, he's such a buzz kill. Booooo!!!!
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2017, 11:10:41 PM
His power is out and he hates Snags.

Damn, that $9.00 beer was cold today.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2017, 11:42:32 AM
We're getting hammered here in the Wiregrass.  Well, by hammered, I mean constant wind gusts, supposedly going to be getting over 70 m.p.h.  Pretty dang skippy out there now.  Power has already been out once.  We're getting outside of this thing and it's right on the verge of all I want.  Opal was horrible in 95'.  Consistently 80-100 here all night long.  Said I wasn't doing that anymore.  I can't imagine what it has been like for those that faced the brunt of this thing.  Looks like we're going to get this all day before it's out of our area.  Got me a hot cup of java and I'm hunkering down for the day.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2017, 12:15:54 PM
We're getting hammered here in the Wiregrass.  Well, by hammered, I mean constant wind gusts, supposedly going to be getting over 70 m.p.h.  Pretty dang skippy out there now.  Power has already been out once.  We're getting outside of this thing and it's right on the verge of all I want.  Opal was horrible in 95'.  Consistently 80-100 here all night long.  Said I wasn't doing that anymore.  I can't imagine what it has been like for those that faced the brunt of this thing.  Looks like we're going to get this all day before it's out of our area.  Got me a hot cup of java and I'm hunkering down for the day.

Same here. Free day from work. Reckon I'll take it.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2017, 01:21:29 PM
At work just waiting for it to come my way.  Probably at rush hour...
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 11, 2017, 01:55:58 PM
At work just waiting for it to come my way.  Probably at rush hour...
Are you talking about the storm or sex with Rex, the janitor?
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2017, 02:46:37 PM
Are you talking about the storm or sex with Rex, the janitor?
Yes
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 11, 2017, 07:06:59 PM
At work just waiting for it to come my way.  Probably at rush hour...
It was an interesting drive home on I-20. Puttering along at 40 mph because the waterheads in this area can't drive in the rain.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 11, 2017, 08:22:59 PM
It was an interesting drive home on I-20. Puttering along at 40 mph because the waterheads in this area can't drive in the rain.

"He was a water-headed boy".

I LOL when I read that shit.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2017, 09:19:06 PM
It was an interesting drive home on I-20. Puttering along at 40 mph because the waterheads in this area can't drive in the rain.
Those St. Clair County folks can't drive.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Hogwally on September 12, 2017, 09:42:11 AM
Don't know about those rich parts of town the GF lives in, but they have the power back on for us poor people in West Palm Beach.  My neighbors from Chicago had the brilliant idea to stand their trampoline up on its side and tie it to two trees so the wind wouldn't blow it away.  I now have two big trees laying in my yard with a mangled fence underneath.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2017, 11:48:06 AM
Don't know about those rich parts of town the GF lives in, but they have the power back on for us poor people in West Palm Beach.  My neighbors from Chicago had the brilliant idea to stand their trampoline up on its side and tie it to two trees so the wind wouldn't blow it away.  I now have two big trees laying in my yard with a mangled fence underneath.
You can't hide money.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2017, 11:49:22 AM
All good here just a lot of debris...pool was a mess.  Still no power.

I wish the power would have gone out at about 6:59 PM Eastern on Saturday maybe then I still wouldn't be pissed off.   Hot...yes but less pissed off.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2017, 03:00:45 PM
All good here just a lot of debris...pool was a mess.  Still no power.

I wish the power would have gone out at about 6:59 PM Eastern on Saturday maybe then I still wouldn't be pissed off.   Hot...yes but less pissed off.

Can the pool boy and butlers even get to your house yet? I heard a tree fell across the gated entrance.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2017, 03:10:38 PM
Can the pool boy and butlers even get to your house yet? I heard a tree fell across the gated entrance.
Carlotta made it in...she's pretty resilient, but I have had to drive myself to work since Monday.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 12, 2017, 03:54:48 PM
Consuela says you need more Lemon Pledge
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 12, 2017, 03:57:59 PM
Consuela says you need more Lemon Pledge

She's a hot, little Latin number.
Title: Re: Heads Up GF!!!
Post by: Godfather on September 12, 2017, 04:43:35 PM
Consuela says you need more Lemon Pledge
No...no