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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: The Prowler on March 13, 2017, 11:58:19 PM
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https://youtu.be/lD-1Tb2Tk9M
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(http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/prowler.jpg)
He's got a bad case of the dumbass
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Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.
Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.
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Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.
Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.
Wait, I want some of that Chinook fella'. He said mean spirited things about my testicles. I told my wife and she wasn't happy.
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Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.
Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.
Needs to be a tag team.
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I'm thinking Royal Rumble.
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Really think we should get a TigersX fight night.
Wiregrass vs Chad in the undercard
Prowler vs Kaos in the main event.
Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.
Chad and Prowler would dominate.
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Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.
Chad and Prowler would dominate.
See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye. He's a sneaky mother fucker.
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See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye. He's a sneaky mother fucker.
He's been known to sneak a "foreign object" into the ring.
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See, I think wiregrass wouldn't think twice about throwing sand in Chad's eye. He's a sneaky mother fucker.
Hes a wiley one. The ric flair of the X.
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Wait, I want some of that Chinook fella'. He said mean spirited things about my testicles. I told my wife and she wasn't happy.
That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission. Snagette would kill him.
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That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission. Snagette would kill him.
The one who taketh the nuts versus the one laughs at the taking of the nuts. It will be BANANAS.
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That wouldn't even be worth the price of admission. Snagette would kill him.
No shit. Nook would immediately go for a nut shot.
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Having met all parties I can confidently predict the winners.
Chad and Prowler would dominate.
I got old man strength. Don't underestimate that.
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I got old man strength. Don't underestimate that.
Retard strength > old man strength.
Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.
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Retard strength > old man strength.
Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.
Prowler = Rhonda Rousey. Would start wheezing like he had emphysema after 30 seconds. Kaos got old man endurance. You know about endurance now Token.
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Retard Strong is a very real thing.
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Retard strength > old man strength.
Don't take it personal, retards are hell in a fight. They're too fucking stupid to know when their arm is being broken. Or the basic economics of why healthcare can't be free.
Hmmm. Good point. When I coached football I had one of those. Kid got his arm stepped on and it was broken so bad the bone was jabbing out. He wanted me to hide him from the trainer, tape it up and let him go back in the game.
If I'm going to fight, I want to fight somebody I can possibly hurt.
That does create a conundrum, however. If I hurt Prowler he's going to want me to pay for his medical bills. The cost of putting his teeth back in after I pop them out like corn kernels with my mini baseball bat would be prohibitive. So what would that accomplish? Either way he thinks I should pay his expenses.
It's like the Kobayashi Maru.
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Retard Strong is a very real thing.
Ya know, of this talk above about prowler and retards is very offensive. What did retards do to you guys to have y'all drag them down into prowler's world?
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Prowler = Rhonda Rousey. Would start wheezing like he had emphysema after 30 seconds. Kaos got old man endurance. You know about endurance now Token.
I agree with you, however I contend that retards don't know they are actually tired. They just keep going. In the event that prowler isn't actually a retard, I'd give K a fighting chance.
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Hmmm. Good point. When I coached football I had one of those. Kid got his arm stepped on and it was broken so bad the bone was jabbing out. He wanted me to hide him from the trainer, tape it up and let him go back in the game.
If I'm going to fight, I want to fight somebody I can possibly hurt.
That does create a conundrum, however. If I hurt Prowler he's going to want me to pay for his medical bills. The cost of putting his teeth back in after I pop them out like corn kernels with my mini baseball bat would be prohibitive. So what would that accomplish? Either way he thinks I should pay his expenses.
It's like the Kobayashi Maru.
Another reason for him to throw caution to the wind. He believes he's not on the hook for medical expenses.
Maybe he's not, I don't know. I do know it wouldn't be worth the trouble of finding out.
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Cool story on retard strong, bro. Many, many, many moons ago in high school, our P.E. teacher (One of the football corches) thought the best way to conduct class was to call roll, throw us a ball and say, "For the next 4 weeks, you're playing football. There's the field. Don't get hurt too bad." Then he retired to his office for Red Man and phone sex.
The "games", no matter what the sport, were always divided right down racial lines. At one point during our 4 weeks of soccer, one side of the racial line decided it would be fun to come to school wearing the biggest, heaviest boots they could find. They formed a circle and challenged any white mother trucker to enter the circle. Anyone who dared, got the ever-lovin' shit kicked out of them by about 15-20 guys.
Scotty (You know the one) was the only one who dared, over and over again. He thought it was part of the game and despite taking a shit stomping, he kept running into the circle. There was no game. Just a bunch of us sitting on the sidelines taking bets on whether Scotty was going to run back in there again. He usually did!
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Cool story on retard strong, bro. Many, many, many moons ago in high school, our P.E. teacher (One of the football corches) thought the best way to conduct class was to call roll, throw us a ball and say, "For the next 4 weeks, you're playing football. There's the field. Don't get hurt too bad." Then he retired to his office for Red Man and phone sex.
The "games", no matter what the sport, were always divided right down racial lines. At one point during our 4 weeks of soccer, one side of the racial line decided it would be fun to come to school wearing the biggest, heaviest boots they could find. They formed a circle and challenged any white mother trucker to enter the circle. Anyone who dared, got the ever-lovin' shit kicked out of them by about 15-20 guys.
Scotty (You know the one) was the only one who dared, over and over again. He thought it was part of the game and despite taking a shit stomping, he kept running into the circle. There was no game. Just a bunch of us sitting on the sidelines taking bets on whether Scotty was going to run back in there again. He usually did!
I didn't know you and Buzz went to the same school.
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I didn't know you and Buzz went to the same school.
Couldn't have been Buzz, he is not that old.
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Couldn't have been Buzz, he is not that old.
Albert Ingalls?
First and foremost...you know damn well she isn't pissed. She keeps buying from the house of porn and please tell her the strap on with the 12" black cock will be arriving tomorrow UPS.
Secondly, I'll admit Snaggle will punch me in the ground like a hamner on a tent stake.
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I pity the fool. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Get knocked out Mess with me.
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Albert Ingalls?
First and foremost...you know damn well she isn't pissed. She keeps buying from the house of porn and please tell her the strap on with the 12" black cock will be arriving tomorrow UPS.
Secondly, I'll admit Snaggle will punch me in the ground like a hamner on a tent stake.
Yeah bitch. That's right. Like a....oh wait, I see what you did there.
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Yeah bitch. That's right. Like a....oh wait, I see what you did there.
Please Hamner, don't hurt 'em.
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Please Hamner, don't hurt 'em.
Yo sound the bell. School is in sucker. U can't touch this.
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I've got one fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't getcha, then the left one will.
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I've got one fist of iron, the other of steel. If the right one don't getcha, then the left one will.
You bring the ass. I got the platter.
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You bring the ass. I got the platter.
You'll be swallowing said platter.
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You'll be swallowing said platter.
Will it have Dreamland BBQ on it?
Asking for a friend.
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Will it have Dreamland BBQ on it?
Asking for a friend.
Yes.
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Oh and by the way...none of this changes the fact that Alex Jones has the ear of the President, just saying.
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Oh and by the way...none of this changes the fact that Alex Jones has the ear of the President, just saying.
Yeah but could you take snags or buzz in arm wrestling? Buzz uses only the best and latest fast acting hybrid designer protein powder.....bro. And snags rolls the Ross Clark circle at least 4 days a week with flex who is like, only the strongest dude in Dothan even with his sisters shirt on. Tread lightly prowler. These guys ain't light weights.
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Yeah but could you take snags or buzz in arm wrestling? Buzz uses only the best and latest fast acting hybrid designer protein powder.....bro. And snags rolls the Ross Clark circle at least 4 days a week with flex who is like, only the strongest dude in Dothan even with his sisters shirt on. Tread lightly prowler. These guys ain't light weights.
I've seen Prowler close up. His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.
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I've seen Prowler close up. His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.
Chuck Norris wears Prowler pajamas.
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Did you hear that Trump actually paid taxes in 2005? $38 Million I hear
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I've seen Prowler close up. His beard could take care of Snaggs while he beat me senseless with the pimp cup.
Lol. My beard is a bit of a softy.
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Lol. My beard is a bit of a softy.
We talking biker level or medieval level?
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Did you hear that Trump actually paid taxes in 2005? $38 Million I hear
It's like this ^
But the real story here is that there is no story: what MSNBC confirmed is that Trump made more money than some of his critics said he made in the period in question, and more importantly, that he paid a generous effective income tax rate, well above the 14.1% rate paid by Mitt Romney, and even higher than the 13.5% federal tax rate paid by Bernie Sanders in 2014.
And like that ^
Barack Obama paid an 18% tax rate in 2015 while Comcast / Msnbc - the company who broke the news that Trump ONLY paid 25% - paid an effective tax rate of 24%
And like this and a...^
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It's like this ^
And like that ^
And like this and a...^
Just chill till the next episode.
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Lol. My beard is a bit of a softy.
There are pills for that but consult a physician if it stays non-softy for more than four hours.
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There are pills for that but consult a physician if it stays non-softy for more than four hours.
Also called margarita night at snags' house.
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Did you hear that Trump actually paid taxes in 2005? $38 Million I hear
Funny how the White House had a statement ready before the "release". Trump likely leaked those returns, from over a decade ago, that showed he paid taxes then. He's trying to move the attention away from the ongoing Russia investigation, a number of his cabinet members involved in their own email scandals, him lying to America about Obama wiretapping him, his AG lying about meeting with the Russians, TrumpCare debacle, etc. Well, that cherry picked tax return that he likely leaked, has ran it's course. Don't get me wrong, Trump will continue to tweet about it, it's just that no one will care and their attention will be right back into the ongoing investigations. Fun stuff.
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Funny how the White House had a statement ready before the "release". Trump likely leaked those returns, from over a decade ago, that showed he paid taxes then. He's trying to move the attention away from the ongoing Russia investigation, a number of his cabinet members involved in their own email scandals, him lying to America about Obama wiretapping him, his AG lying about meeting with the Russians, TrumpCare debacle, etc. Well, that cherry picked tax return that he likely leaked, has ran it's course. Don't get me wrong, Trump will continue to tweet about it, it's just that no one will care and their attention will be right back into the ongoing investigations. Fun stuff.
Cool story bro.
More breaking news: still 0 foks given about your conspiracy stories. Another update at 7!
(https://apollosolaris.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/tin-foil-hats-03-e1460193404373.jpg?w=500)
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Cool story bro.
More breaking news: still 0 foks given about your conspiracy stories. Another update at 7!
(https://apollosolaris.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/tin-foil-hats-03-e1460193404373.jpg?w=500)
I read his conspiracy theory post and thought, "Holy Hell, and this guy would have a problem with Alex Jones being a friend of the president?" That post would make Alex Jones blush with shame that he couldn't come up with something that off the wall.
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I read his conspiracy theory post and thought, "Holy Hell, and this guy would have a problem with Alex Jones being a friend of the president?" That post would make Alex Jones blush with shame that he couldn't come up with something that off the wall.
The irony. You noticed.
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I read his conspiracy theory post and thought, "Holy Hell, and this guy would have a problem with Alex Jones being a friend of the president?" That post would make Alex Jones blush with shame that he couldn't come up with something that off the wall.
Sadly it's not that "off the wall". Supposedly Trump has been known to leak things when it's beneficial to him. Remember those 1995 tax returns that were "leaked", that showed a net loss of $915 Million? Yeah, that was "leaked" from Trump Tower. Y'all are being dupped. Good thing though, the Russia investigation is still going. I assume we'll hear something about that sometime soon.
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Sadly it's not that "off the wall". Supposedly Trump has been known to leak things when it's beneficial to him. Remember those 1995 tax returns that were "leaked", that showed a net loss of $915 Million? Yeah, that was "leaked" from Trump Tower. Y'all are being dupped. Good thing though, the Russia investigation is still going. I assume we'll hear something about that sometime soon.
Someone being duped (with 1 p) telling others they are being duped. This is good shit.
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Someone being duped (with 1 p) telling others they are being duped. This is good shit.
Misspelled one word...doesn't change the fact that you and most here are being duped. IMO, Trump released part of his 2005 tax returns, because it showed how much money he made and that he paid his taxes then. It benefited him.
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Misspelled one word...doesn't change the fact that you and most here are being duped. IMO, Trump released part of his 2005 tax returns, because it showed how much money he made and that he paid his taxes then. It benefited him.
Think on this. The man paid more in taxes in a single year than you could earn, much less pay,
in ten combined lifetimes
Whether it's one year, this year, a decade ago or for a decade. It's enough. Shitloads more than Imam Barak has ever or will ever pay.
On this topic? You and the entire left wing can now piss the fuck off.
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Think on this. The man paid more in taxes in a single year than you could earn, much less pay,
in ten combined lifetimes
Whether it's one year, this year, a decade ago or for a decade. It's enough. Shitloads more than Imam Barak has ever or will ever pay.
On this topic? You and the entire left wing can now piss the fuck off.
On this topic, he still didn't pay what he owed. Now you and the rest of the window lickers can go fuck themselves...bring the orange clown with y'all.
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On this topic, he still didn't pay what he owed. Now you and the rest of the window lickers can go fuck themselves...bring the orange clown with y'all.
What the fuck did he owe that 25% isn't enough?
Obama paid 19%.
Your lord and Savior Bernie the Socialist paid 13%.
The corporate entity MSNBC paid 24%.
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What the fuck did he owe that 25% isn't enough?
Obama paid 19%.
Your lord and Savior Bernie the Socialist paid 13%.
The corporate entity MSNBC paid 24%.
Gawd Damn it! You're ruining the game with your facts. Would you please stay out of this?
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What the fuck did he owe that 25% isn't enough?
Obama paid 19%.
Your lord and Savior Bernie the Socialist paid 13%.
The corporate entity MSNBC paid 24%.
And the avg paid to the IRS by people of similar earnings was also less than what he paid % wise.
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Catch The Prowler in bed with a goblin!
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And the avg paid to the IRS by people of similar earnings was also less than what he paid % wise.
Wrong
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Wrong
You're wrong.