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Title: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on February 09, 2017, 05:16:00 PM
season opener in puerto vallarta, mexico.


triple crown tournament.


#2 lady tigers beat #1 Oklahoma 3-2 in extra innings. 


game 2 tonight against Washington can be seen on ESPN3.  5 p.m. PST start time.


game tomorrow against Nebraska and game against BYU on Saturday.  no TV coverage.


Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on February 10, 2017, 12:45:23 PM
the Cougars beat the Tigers in extra innings. 

1-1 on the season.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on February 10, 2017, 05:58:51 PM
Lady Tigers win today.  Down Nebraska in a close one.  3-2.

Softball team improves 2-1.

Our run production needs improve.  Pitching is solid. 

Face BYU tomorrow to close out the tournament.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: djsimp on February 10, 2017, 11:02:49 PM
Very solid games though to start the season.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on February 11, 2017, 04:58:04 PM
Softball team improves 3-1 on the season with a 3-0 win over BYU. 

Only 3 hits.

Great opening series.  Bats will come around. 

Quote
"We're moving in the right direction. We talked after the game about skill development and mental preparation and execution. I thought we learned a lot from this tournament. We got quite a few kids in. We still have more kids who want to play, so we'll have practice on Tuesday and we've got to get after it."

The Tigers return back to the United States and will entertain 21-straight games at Jane B. Moore Field, beginning with the home opener against SIUE, Thursday, Feb. 16 at 6 p.m.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: The Six on February 12, 2017, 09:55:39 AM
Is one of them still banging JF3? That could drastically reduce ball security in the field.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on February 12, 2017, 11:12:34 PM
Is one of them still banging JF3? That could drastically reduce ball security in the field.

 :puke:
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2017, 02:29:09 PM
The Ladies won 4-3 in extra innings last night over SIUE.  Southern Illinois University Edwardsville.  Yeah, a first for me too. (School just outside St. Louis) But, that was the first loss for SIUE to make them 5-1 so maybe they're pretty good.  However, even at 4-1, this team ain't hittin' shit.  Only a handful of players over .200.  Kasey Cooper is batting .167.  You have to think the bats will wake up.  Anyways, a double header today against Creighton first, then SIUE again.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 17, 2017, 03:47:53 PM
The Ladies won 4-3 in extra innings last night over SIUE.  Southern Illinois University Edwardsville.  Yeah, a first for me too. (School just outside St. Louis) But, that was the first loss for SIUE to make them 5-1 so maybe they're pretty good.  However, even at 4-1, this team ain't hittin' shoot.  Only a handful of players over .200.  Kasey Cooper is batting .167.  You have to think the bats will wake up.  Anyways, a double header today against Creighton first, then SIUE again.
Hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2017, 08:37:25 AM
Looks like hats for bats worked.  Beat Creighton and SIUE 8-0 and 8-1. 

Tigerettes now 6-1.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 18, 2017, 09:32:12 PM
The ladies won 2 today against Creighton (9-0) and Evansville (5-3).

They play Mercer tomorrow.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2017, 11:32:25 PM
The ladies won 2 today against Creighton (9-0) and Evansville (5-3).

They play Mercer tomorrow.
How big a gals they got?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 19, 2017, 09:08:56 PM
How big a gals they got?
Not big enough. Auburn beat them 10-1 today.

North Dakota comes in Thursday to get their beating.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: The Six on February 19, 2017, 10:12:17 PM
I need a calendar of the softball team to happen
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 20, 2017, 07:56:50 AM
I need a calendar of the softball team to happen
Whatever floats your boat, dude.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on February 20, 2017, 08:32:20 AM
Not big enough. Auburn beat them 10-1 today.

North Dakota comes in Thursday to get their beating.

Yes then James Madison comes in for the weekend.  They're pretty good.   Preseason they were #10, I believe.  Losses against Missouri and LSU. 

I could see a split.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on February 20, 2017, 08:35:46 AM
I could see a split.


Would that be on the calendar?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2017, 09:07:36 AM
Yes then James Madison comes in for the weekend.  They're pretty good.   Preseason they were #10, I believe.  Losses against Missouri and LSU. 

I could see a slit.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 20, 2017, 11:57:38 AM
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Your mind seems to always be in the homo-erotic gutter.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 20, 2017, 01:15:55 PM
Your mind seems to always be in the homo-erotic gutter.

Erotic gutter?  Yes.  Homo?  That ain't got nuthin' to do with my selection.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 23, 2017, 09:01:48 PM
The ladies shut out North Dakota 6-0 in the opening game of the Tiger Invitational tournament.

They play UMass-Lowell at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon, followed by another against North Dakota at 7 pm.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 24, 2017, 09:55:55 PM
The best team on the Plains got 2 more shutouts today, 13-0 against UMass-Lowell and 8-0 against North Dakota. That's 3 straight goose eggs. They've outscored their tournament opponents 27-0 so far.

They face Yale at 2:30 tomorrow, followed by James Madison at 4:45.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 25, 2017, 06:51:55 AM
The best team on the Plains got 2 more shutouts today, 13-0 against UMass-Lowell and 8-0 against North Dakota. That's 3 straight goose eggs. They've outscored their tournament opponents 27-0 so far.

They face Yale at 2:30 tomorrow, followed by James Madison at 4:45.

Tigerettes are 12-1 on the year.  Just now starting to hit and put up numbers.  Kasey Cooper's average is starting to rise after a horrible start.  Only at .229 but is tied for RBI lead. (11)  Team average is only .276 so you know they'll only get better. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 25, 2017, 08:10:19 PM
Make that 14-1! They beat Yale 9-0 and #13 James Madison 4-0.

That's 5 straight shutouts!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 26, 2017, 08:23:53 PM
#13 James Madison won a pitchers duel against Auburn today, 1-0. The loss drops the record to 14-2.

The ladies are off until Thursday, when they square off against Liberty.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2017, 09:17:51 PM
#13 James Madison won a pitchers duel against Auburn today, 1-0. The loss drops the record to 14-2.

The ladies are off until Thursday, when they square off against Liberty.

#fireclintmyers

www.clintmustgo.com
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 26, 2017, 10:10:10 PM
We'll never turn the corner with him at the helm.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 26, 2017, 11:00:51 PM
We'll never turn the corner with him at the helm.

His history of pitcher development is pathetic.  Every successful pitcher he's ever had was trained by somebody else before she got to him.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on February 27, 2017, 07:57:37 AM
Can we still fire Jay Jacobs?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2017, 09:58:47 AM
Can we still fire Jay Jacobs?
Sure, why not.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on February 27, 2017, 12:04:05 PM
Can we still fire Jay Jacobs?
We don't even need a reason.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 02, 2017, 09:00:14 PM
The ladies beat Liberty tonight 15-0. They'll play them again tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2017, 10:09:53 PM
The ladies beat Liberty tonight 15-0. They'll play them again tomorrow night.

Only 15? 

#clintskillingus

#coachingsearch
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 03, 2017, 12:35:23 PM
Only 15? 

#clintskillingus

#coachingsearch

#canhecoachqb's?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 03, 2017, 01:45:09 PM
#canhecoachqb's?

#donthavetopostoneverythread
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 03, 2017, 01:58:06 PM
#donthavetopostoneverythread

#gotnothingbettertodoatwork
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2017, 02:02:58 PM
#gotnothingbettertodoatwork

#watchpornandmasturbate
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on March 03, 2017, 02:09:33 PM
#watchpornandmasturbate

What would he do the other 7 hours and 58 minutes?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 03, 2017, 02:33:05 PM
What would he do the other 7 hours and 58 minutes?

pimp his wife to Buzz...oh wait, nevermind.  good point.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 03, 2017, 10:38:23 PM
The ladies beat Liberty tonight 9-1 tonight to improve to 16-2 on the season.

They play 2 tomorrow. College of Charleston is up first at 3:30 followed byTexas State at 6
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 03, 2017, 10:45:04 PM
   :thumsup:
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 04, 2017, 10:54:49 PM
The ladies sweep both games today, 14-0 and 8-1 respectively. They play College of Charleston tomorrow at 1 to close out the weekend.

18-2

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 04, 2017, 11:02:25 PM
The ladies sweep both games today, 14-0 and 8-1 respectively. They play College of Charleston tomorrow at 1 to close out the weekend.

18-2

Texas State had the girls by the athletic thong until the 6th. Lit them up there after.

Rumor mill...Buzz was on campus today. He brought his special bat.   
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2017, 01:21:56 PM
Texas State had the girls by the athletic thong until the 6th. Lit them up there after.

Rumor mill...Buzz was on campus today. He brought his special bat.
Hats for bats.  Keep bats warm.
Gracias
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 05, 2017, 03:41:15 PM
There were no late inning heroics needed today as Auburn beat College of Charleston 8-0 in 5 innings to improve to 19-2.

They face Alabama State Wednesday, and then open conference play against LSU next weekend.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on March 05, 2017, 05:04:04 PM
Cooper entered Thursday's game with 13 rbi on the season and ended today with 24.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2017, 07:14:10 PM
Cooper entered Thursday's game with 13 rbi on the season and ended today with 24.
You're welcome.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on March 05, 2017, 08:56:17 PM
"Kacey, if you don't unfuck your bat this weekend, I'm going to show you the birdie."

--Clint Myers
--Thursday, March 2nd

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 08, 2017, 10:05:41 PM
The ladies picked up win #20 tonight with a 14-0 5 inning win against Alabama State.

LSU comes to town Friday to get the conference season started.

20-2
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on March 09, 2017, 12:12:07 PM
Can Clint coach Basketball? 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: GH2001 on March 09, 2017, 01:43:27 PM
Can Clint coach Basketball?

Or all other sports on campus ?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 09, 2017, 01:57:58 PM
Or all other sports on campus ?
Even equestrian?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: ssgaufan on March 10, 2017, 09:48:43 PM
The Lady Tigers opened SEC play with a back and forth battle over the faux lady tigers 5-4!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 12, 2017, 11:12:12 AM
Double header on tap today.  12:00 and 4:00 CST...games can been seen on ESPN 3 and SEC Network, respectively.

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2017, 06:57:06 PM
Our Tigers got mercy ruled in game #1.  (21-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 12, 2017, 07:20:25 PM
LSU throwing error with 2 out in the bottom of the 7th allows the winning run to score from second base.  5-4 Good Tigers win to take the series against #12 LSU.  (22-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 14, 2017, 12:43:26 PM
Today's softball game is canceled.  Not sure of make up. 

Playing UT today...well before it got canceled.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 14, 2017, 04:01:23 PM
Today's softball game is canceled.  Not sure of make up. 

Playing UT today...well before it got canceled.

On the road? I know they were expecting snow up there some time this week. 

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: ssgaufan on March 14, 2017, 04:44:00 PM
The Ladies fell to #4 in the new coaches poll.

FSU
UF
Oregon
AU
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 14, 2017, 04:51:23 PM
The Ladies fell to #4 in the new coaches poll.

FSU
UF
Oregon
AU

Only 2 losses and 1 tie combined for the 3 teams ahead of them.  Pretty tough sledding when you take 2 out of 3 from the #12 team in the country and drop 2 places.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 14, 2017, 05:49:56 PM
On the road? I know they were expecting snow up there some time this week.

I'm thinking they are playing on softball field but it is possible to play on the road.  You just need to be careful of traffic. 

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 14, 2017, 06:21:28 PM
I'm thinking they are playing on softball field but it is possible to play on the road.  You just need to be careful of traffic.
That's why you keep the uncoordinated kid around, to be the traffic lookout.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 14, 2017, 08:18:47 PM
I'm thinking they are playing on softball field but it is possible to play on the road.  You just need to be careful of traffic.
The corner of Sanford and Wire is safer than the middle of the road. I honestly don't know for sure where they are. Maybe with all of the inside connections Snaggle has, Clint informed him of new plans to start playing on the road instead of Jan B Moore.

He's probably pissed the field isn't named after him.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on March 15, 2017, 01:48:35 PM
That's why you keep the uncoordinated kid around, to be the traffic lookout.
CAR!!


:civic:
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 17, 2017, 07:08:45 PM
The ladies won 2 games today against North Dakota State (2-1) and USF (4-0) in the USF tournament.

They play Illinois at 11am tomorrow, followed by Ohio State at 1:30.

24-3 (2-1)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 18, 2017, 02:26:50 PM
The ladies beat Illinois 6-2 in the first game of the day. They just started game 2 against Ohio State.

25-3 (2-1)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 18, 2017, 07:25:41 PM
Auburn blanks the Buckeyes 8-0 in the afternoon game. The ladies have an early start tomorrow against LIU-Brooklyn. First pitch is set for 8 am.

26-3 (2-1)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on March 18, 2017, 08:08:26 PM
Auburn blanks the Buckeyes 8-0 in the afternoon game. The ladies have an early start tomorrow against LIU-Brooklyn. First pitch is set for 8 am.

26-3 (2-1)

holy shit 8 am. Damn that's 2:30 am where I live.

btw...not only was it a shutout it was a perfect game.  Second time in program history.

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 19, 2017, 04:53:16 PM
The ladies make it through the USF Tournament undefeated with a 9-4 win against LIU-Brooklyn this morning.

They hit the road to Gainesville to get the conference schedule going again. Game 1 of the 3 game series starts at 5 pm Saturday.

27-3 (2-1)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 25, 2017, 09:01:15 PM
Gave it away tonight.  Up 1 with 2 out in the 7th.  2 straight errors.  Game over.  4-3.  AU hasn't won in Gainesville in 11 years.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 26, 2017, 12:21:11 PM
Gave it away tonight.  Up 1 with 2 out in the 7th.  2 straight errors.  Game over.  4-3.  AU hasn't won in Gainesville in 11 years.
This was a heartbreaker. I kept thinking that we could hold on but those 2 errors crushed us. 2 great teams battling it out and we flinched.

Those girls played really hard. Hate it so bad for them but if there is any consolation, we know that we can beat them. We had them beat in their house for the first time since 06 and let it slip away!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 26, 2017, 09:01:25 PM
Another tough night in Gainesville as the Gators take game 2 and the series, 7-0. We try to avoid the sweep tomorrow night.

27-5 (2-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 27, 2017, 09:07:03 PM
The ladies avoid the sweep by squeaking past #1 ranked Florida 1-0 tonight.

15th ranked Georgia (fuck them) comes to town Friday night for the weekend conference series.

28-5 (3-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on March 27, 2017, 09:12:16 PM
And Queen Haley gets into it with the UF coach...

https://twitter.com/jfergusonau/status/846529273385111552

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 28, 2017, 12:01:33 AM
And the maybe turns into a hell yes.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on March 28, 2017, 06:39:37 AM
And the maybe turns into a hell yes.

It was between her and Bench, and you were still stuck in maybe?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on March 28, 2017, 10:38:43 AM
It was between her and Bench, and you were still stuck in maybe?
Bench made him tingle.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2017, 08:43:19 AM
The Tigers with Ponytails beat the Bulldog Bitches 7-5.  Now 29-5 (4-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 01, 2017, 09:00:41 PM
Damn, I leave town for a few days to bury a Navy buddy and come back to hear that Clint's boy - the presumed Head Coach in waiting - stepped down on Thursday. WTF?

The ladies are up on UGA in game 2, 10-4 in the 6th.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 01, 2017, 10:12:32 PM
Damn, I leave town for a few days to bury a Navy buddy and come back to hear that Clint's boy - the presumed Head Coach in waiting - stepped down on Thursday. WTF?

The ladies are up on UGA in game 2, 10-4 in the 6th.

I watched up until it was 13-4 in the 7th. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: wesfau2 on April 02, 2017, 10:35:31 AM
Damn, I leave town for a few days to bury a Navy buddy and come back to hear that Clint's boy - the presumed Head Coach in waiting - stepped down on Thursday. WTF?


Any news on this?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on April 02, 2017, 12:26:48 PM
Any news on this?

Rumors seem to say that he was also a hitting coach.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2017, 03:28:39 PM
Rumors seem to say that he was also a hitting coach.

Hitting what?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 02, 2017, 04:03:27 PM
Rumors seem to say that he was also a hitting coach.
Hittin' on all dem ladies.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 02, 2017, 06:26:09 PM
Hitting what?
Hittin' some of dat ass.

On the bright side, we may have the only women's softball team in the country who likes dick.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 02, 2017, 06:32:38 PM
The #5 ranked ladies complete the sweep of #16 Georgia with a 4-3 win. It's their first ever sweep in Athens.  :bar:

31-5 (6-3)

They go to Homewood Wednesday to take on Samford, then Ole Miss comes to town for the weekend conference series.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 02, 2017, 10:08:29 PM
Hittin' some of dat ass.

On the bright side, we may have the only women's softball team in the country who likes dick.

Oh shit.  It's April 2nd.  This may be post of the year so far.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: wesfau2 on April 03, 2017, 09:24:36 AM
Hittin' some of dat ass.

On the bright side, we may have the only women's softball team in the country who likes dick.

Rack him!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 07, 2017, 09:49:59 PM
Auburn takes care of Ole Miss tonight, 3-1. Game 2 is set for tomorrow afternoon at 3.

32-5 (7-3)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 08, 2017, 06:26:22 PM
A shitty day at Jane Moore as Ole Miss wins game 2, 10-4. The girls looked mentally discombobulated the entire game.

32-6 (7-4)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on April 08, 2017, 11:30:58 PM
A shitty day at Jane Moore as Ole Miss wins game 2, 10-4. The girls looked mentally discombobulated the entire game.

32-6 (7-4)

#blamecorey
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 09, 2017, 04:42:49 PM
Auburn gets the win and takes the series, 3-1.

33-6 (8-4)

They play Georgia State on Wednesday, then Mizzou comes to town for the weekend conference series.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 12, 2017, 09:16:18 PM
The ladies take care of Georgia State tonight, 6-3.

Missouri comes to town for the weekend conference series.

34-6 (8-4)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 14, 2017, 09:00:52 PM
The ladies drop game 1 of the series, 6-1.

34-7 (8-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUJarhead on April 15, 2017, 08:16:42 AM
It was Jackson's fault, but we are back in Atlanta, so I think we should be ok for game 2 and 3. Sorry guys.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 15, 2017, 09:00:39 PM
The ladies bounce back in game 2, coming from behind to defeat Missouri 5-4.

35-7 (9-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 15, 2017, 09:45:17 PM
The ladies bounce back in game 2, coming from behind to defeat Missouri 5-4.

35-7 (9-5)

Come on Pussy Tigers.  Take the series!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 16, 2017, 06:18:28 PM
Auburn takes the series win with a 6-1 victory in game 3.

Kennesaw State comes to town Wednesday, and then it's off to Columbia to take on the Gamecocks for the weekend conference series.

36-7 (10-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on April 16, 2017, 09:04:08 PM
Auburn takes the series win with a 6-1 victory in game 3.

Kennesaw State comes to town Wednesday, and then it's off to Columbia to take on the Gamecocks for the weekend conference series.

36-7 (10-5)

I thought the ladies already played the Cock. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 16, 2017, 09:09:39 PM
I thought the ladies already played the Cock.
One of them did!

Allegedly.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 19, 2017, 09:00:12 PM
The ladies beat Kennesaw State tonight, 7-3, in their next to last non-conference game of the regular season.

They head to Columbia to take on the Gamecocks. USC is 27-18 (3-11) this season and come into game 1 as winners of 2 straight.

37-7 (10-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2017, 09:53:24 PM
You just like saying ladies and cocks.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on April 20, 2017, 06:32:11 AM
You just like saying ladies and cocks.
Who doesn't?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on April 20, 2017, 03:22:52 PM
Ain't nary a one of y'all got the inside scoop on why Clint's boy left?

Who as the diddler and who was the diddlee?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2017, 03:37:20 PM
I heard he was night bunting
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on April 20, 2017, 03:50:49 PM
The death spiral begins:


http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/04/3_auburn_softball_players_arre.html
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2017, 03:55:18 PM
Meyers was the dealer!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 03:57:33 PM
The death spiral begins:


http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/04/3_auburn_softball_players_arre.html

 :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 04:10:22 PM
One of the girls pitched 6 innings last night and her arm was sore.  It was for medicinal purposes.  And she needed a little for her cataracts too.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 20, 2017, 04:34:23 PM
3 hits, 3 errors, 3 outs
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 20, 2017, 04:47:39 PM
Hittin' the Hippie Lettuce.  Tokin' that Fatty Boom Blatty.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 20, 2017, 04:54:59 PM
3 hits, 3 errors, 3 outs

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Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: djsimp on April 20, 2017, 04:57:08 PM
Don't panic, its organic.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on April 20, 2017, 05:10:43 PM
Love how our friends at al.com phrased it.

Fagan, a fifth-year senior, has started all 44 games at shortstop this season and is hitting .323 with six home runs and 29 RBI with a .447 on-base percentage. Last month, Fagan drew national attention for a postgame altercation with Florida coach Tim Walton for which she was not disciplined.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: GH2001 on April 20, 2017, 05:36:56 PM
Don't panic, its organic.

Nook gives the PNW approval.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 20, 2017, 06:48:55 PM
I heard he was night bunting
I was going to say that he got called out for hitting into a double play, but yours works better.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on April 20, 2017, 09:18:06 PM
3 hits, 3 errors, 3 outs


More like 4 2 0!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on April 21, 2017, 12:45:50 AM
Just wondering. 

Is Fagan the Snicker Licker who's hooking up with John Franklin XVIAIICMLTW? 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: GH2001 on April 21, 2017, 09:52:00 AM
Just wondering. 

Is Fagan the Snicker Licker who's hooking up with John Franklin XVIAIICMLTW?

That's the Wots. Aka teh chizad twatterz
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2017, 09:55:13 AM
Snicker Licker. 

 :thumsup:
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 21, 2017, 10:47:38 AM
I hear it's a king size snickers.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on April 21, 2017, 01:22:02 PM
I hear it's a king size snickers.

Jealousy suits you...
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 21, 2017, 08:51:27 PM
Auburn takes game 1 in Columbia, 2-0.

38-7 (11-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 22, 2017, 05:13:44 PM
The ladies win game 2, 2-0.

39-7 (12-5)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on April 22, 2017, 08:14:26 PM
The ladies win game 2, 2-0.

39-7 (12-5)

looks like we found our grease man #2

quite frankly I think we might have dropped a game with MaJayla in the circle. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Godfather on April 23, 2017, 09:40:15 AM
Just wondering. 

Is Fagan the Snicker Licker who's hooking up with John Franklin XVIAIICMLTW?

That's why she got caught. It was such good stuff, she didn't even know she was high.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 23, 2017, 03:01:38 PM
South Carolina avoids the sweep with a 3-0 win in game 3. Carolina limited us to 3 base runners all game.

The ladies travel over to Montgomery Wednesday night to take on Alabama State, then Mississippi State comes to town for the weekend conference series. This will be Auburn's last home series of the regular season.

39-8 (12-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: wesfau2 on April 23, 2017, 05:33:54 PM
That's why she got caught. It was such good stuff, she didn't even know she was high.

Ahoy, polloi!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 26, 2017, 09:26:27 PM
Auburn handles Alabama State tonight 14-1.

Mississippi State comes to town for the weekend conference series.

40-8 (12-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 28, 2017, 08:46:21 PM
The ladies take game 1 against MSU, 4-2.

41-8 (13-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 29, 2017, 09:52:47 PM
Auburn uses a big grand slam to take down MSU 6-2 in game 2.

42-8 (14-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 30, 2017, 08:49:10 PM
The ladies complete the sweep of Mississippi State with a 6-3 win today.

A big test is coming up next weekend as they hit the road to take on those Rosie O'Donnell looking "gals in that hellhole called,Tuscaloosa. This series is the final one of the regular season.

43-8 (15-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2017, 11:16:27 PM
The ladies complete the sweep of Mississippi State with a 6-3 win today.

A big test is coming up next weekend as they hit the road to take on those Rosie O'Donnell looking "gals in that hellhole called,Tuscaloosa. This series is the final one of the regular season.

43-8 (15-6)

So true. How is it that so many other teams have a collection of 200 lb. Bull Dykes?  Either way, whatever happens from here, 43 wins is AUsome. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on April 30, 2017, 11:17:00 PM
Are the dopers back?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 01, 2017, 12:52:18 PM
Are the dopers back?
Yep! They played in the MSU series.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 01, 2017, 12:57:24 PM
Heard this morning that a certain AU player from teh Wiregrass now has more RBI's than anyone SEC history.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 01, 2017, 04:29:30 PM
Heard this morning that a certain AU player from teh Wiregrass now has more RBI's than anyone SEC history.
She's chugging along like Casey Jones
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 02, 2017, 08:59:37 PM
She's chugging along like Casey Jones
Drivin that train, high on cocaine?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 06, 2017, 08:37:34 AM
The ladies take game 1 from the rotund globs, 3-0.

44-8 (16-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 06, 2017, 10:08:14 PM
Thank God for the ladies! They take game 2 and the series win against the tuscaloosa hogettes, 4-1. They could teach the guys something about getting up for a rivalry.

45-8 (17-6)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2017, 04:53:55 PM
The Harvey Bulldykes avoid the sweep with a 3-2 win in game 3. It was a great series win for our ladies, the first in that west Alabama shithole in the history of our program. We are 5-1 against them over the last 6 meetings.

Auburn locks up the #2 seed in the SEC. The tournament starts later this week up in Knoxville.  UT, lthe #1 seed, is going to awfully tough to beat up there.

45-9 (17-7)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on May 08, 2017, 10:28:01 AM
The Harvey Bulldykes avoid the sweep with a 3-2 win in game 3. It was a great series win for our ladies, the first in that west Alabama shithole in the history of our program. We are 5-1 against them over the last 6 meetings.

Auburn locks up the #2 seed in the SEC. The tournament starts later this week up in Knoxville.  UT, lthe #1 seed, is going to awfully tough to beat up there.

45-9 (17-7)

i don't get it big dan.

Jorts #1 seed?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2017, 11:13:33 AM
I'll be damned. UF is what I intended to type.

On Thursday, we draw the winner of the SC/UK matchup. The game is set for 4 pm Central.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 11, 2017, 07:26:34 PM
Auburn takes down UK 2-0 in the SEC tournament! They play the winner of LSU/UT tomorrow.

46-9 (18-7)
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on May 12, 2017, 12:51:02 PM
Auburn takes down UK 2-0 in the SEC tournament! They play the winner of LSU/UT tomorrow.

46-9 (18-7)

we play LSU @ 12:69 p.m. PST.   Game on ESPN U...channel 141 [Dish]

Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: AUTiger1 on May 12, 2017, 12:53:44 PM
we play LSU @ 12:69 p.m. PST.   Game on ESPN U...channel 141 [Dish]


You are going to confuse the hell out of Snaggles when he tunes in to watch.   
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2017, 12:53:55 PM
we play LSU @ 12:69 p.m. PST.   Game on ESPN U...channel 141 [Dish]

Those things never start on time.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2017, 12:55:12 PM

You are going to confuse the hell out of Snaggles when he tunes in to watch.   

You just shut up.  I know how to convert Pacific Time into Central Military Time.  The long division can be a little tricky but I've got a chart.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2017, 01:31:36 PM
we play LSU @ 12:69 p.m. PST.   Game on ESPN U...channel 141 [Dish]
Isn't that 4:20:69 Haley Fagan time?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 12, 2017, 07:02:49 PM
The semifinals scheduled for today have been washed out by Mother Nature and rescheduled for tomorrow.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Pell City Tiger on May 12, 2017, 07:07:56 PM
First pitch for Auburn/LSU is set for 3 pm Pacific time.

The championship game follows at 6 pm Eastern.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2017, 10:46:30 PM
First pitch for Auburn/LSU is set for 3 pm Pacific time.

The championship game follows at 6 pm Eastern.

But what time is the semi-finals first pitch for Mountain Time?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2017, 04:20:08 PM
Well.  That sucked.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2017, 11:47:10 PM
The Lady Ballers rip ETSU (Eastern Tulsa Sisters of the Universe) or something....11-0 in the first game of the AU Regional.  They face the Cal Bearettes tomorrow.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 21, 2017, 10:48:12 PM
No one reporting on the fact that the girls kicked ass today?  Slackers!!!  Moving on to the Super Regionals. 

Bitches!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 21, 2017, 11:26:44 PM
Playing Oklahoma?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on May 22, 2017, 12:00:59 AM
Playing Oklahoma?

find out tomorrow.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on May 26, 2017, 06:36:12 PM
Dammit to fucking shit hell.

I am not watching another fucking game. 
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 26, 2017, 06:45:05 PM
Dammit to fucking shit hell.

I am not watching another fucking game.
I just spiked Your language meter.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 26, 2017, 11:13:38 PM
They'll take the next 2. No worries!!!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chinook on May 27, 2017, 12:31:43 PM
They'll take the next 2. No worries!!!

they like it in the to play from behind
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 27, 2017, 03:56:29 PM
They'll take the next 2. No worries!!!
The next two tokes?
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: chityeah on May 27, 2017, 07:35:46 PM
The next two tokes?
I think they went two tokes over.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: ssgaufan on June 15, 2017, 04:33:54 PM
Just a little FYI, our starting Catcher, Carlee Wallace has requested and received a transfer request.  Clint needs to get control of that program or www.fireclintmyers.com becomes a real thing.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: CCTAU on June 15, 2017, 04:41:00 PM
Just a little FYI, our starting Catcher, Carlee Wallace has requested and received a transfer request.  Clint needs to get control of that program or www.fireclintmyers.com (http://www.fireclintmyers.com) becomes a real thing.


That sorta explains the two sides of leadership. On one side Carlee, the other Fagan. Apparently Carlee didn't like her side!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: ssgaufan on June 15, 2017, 05:02:17 PM
Whatever it is/was, it sucks to lose her.  She would have been one of our Senior leaders next year, and she seemed to always come through in the clutch.
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 15, 2017, 05:13:43 PM

That sorta explains the two sides of leadership. On one side Carlee, the other Fagan. Apparently Carlee didn't like her side!

A Carlee Fagan sammich!
Title: Re: Auburn Softball 2017
Post by: Kaos on June 15, 2017, 07:39:51 PM
We just can't have nice things.