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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: The Six on January 21, 2017, 08:17:11 PM
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Would you lick the ass of the woman you were having sex with? And I mean the hole.
What would be your conditions?
Reciprocation or something else?
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Would you lick the ass of the woman you were having sex with? And I mean the hole.
What would be your conditions?
Reciprocation or something else?
Sometimes shit just happens when all that is going down and you have to block it out later.
Yes. Yes. Definitely.
There is no quid pro. And no conditions unless it's just some random skank you just met.
Why is this a topic?
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No hesitation whatsoever.
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Why is this a topic?
I couldn't sleep last night and went down some strange rabbit holes on youtube. I came across this clip from a show I don't really care for and it got the wheels turning and wondering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdSiluSnWFI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdSiluSnWFI)
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Would.
Have.
Likely will again.
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Would.
Have.
Likely will again.
I don't see the point of this thread.
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It's ironic that all of the posters who have participated in your poll so far are homos.
Except me, of course.
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I'll stick my tongue wherever they let me stick my dick in later.
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Another tough question:
Would you accept $1M from a friend with no strings attached?
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Just make sure she's showered recently. Unless you're in to that type of thing....
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What if it was Mrs. Malzahn?
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Why is this even a question?
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Why is this even a question?
Hear here!
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No hesitation whatsoever.
Just a normal Thursday night at the snags' estate.
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
Unless he wanted you to play in both
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Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!
Technically he put part of the sewage system right in the middle of the playground.
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Can't believe nobody picked up on that movie quote.
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Can't believe nobody picked up on that movie quote.
I'm more a Buffy guy myself. Never cared much for Veronica Mars. The Dracula musical was straight fire though back in the day.
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Just curious.
Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star?
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Just curious.
Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star?
Takes a special kind of woman to request it repeatedly.
Don't know that I've encountered her. Or maybe I suck at tossing salad?
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Takes a special kind of woman to request it repeatedly.
Don't know that I've encountered her. Or maybe I suck at tossing salad?
It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..."
Then again I was married for a long time and it wasn't a part of the routine then.
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It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..."
That's the usual scenario in my experience.
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It's never been so much of a request. Can't actually recall ever being asked to specifically do that. More like somehow that's happening and then there's a "oohhh, don't stop..."
Then again I was married for a long time and it wasn't a part of the routine then.
That's why girlfriends were created.
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That's why girlfriends were created.
Amazingly that was frowned upon.
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Just curious.
Do you know a woman who desires a tongue lashing for her special star?
Nope. Late night youtube clip from Sex and the City. Insomnia posting this was.
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Amazingly that was frowned upon.
I found the getting caught part causing the most trouble. :gig: :gig:
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That's why girlfriends were created.
They become wives. Much like kittens become cats.
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They become second wives. Much like kittens become cats.
:facepalm:
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They become wives. Much like kittens become cats.
You mean they get fat.
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You mean they get fat.
Yes. Wives.
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Yes. Wives.
Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
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You mean they get fat.
Just more to fuck.
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Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
Real question: didn't the actor die recently?
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Real question: didn't the actor die recently?
No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year. Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.
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No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year. Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.
Wasn't he the latest version on Bruce Wayne's Man-bitch, Alfred? Or was he the guy that played the Wizard with no nose in the Harry Potters?
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I'm going to say no.
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No... Hans Gruber (played by the great Alan Rickman, original Die Hard) died last year. Simon Gruber (played by Jeremy Irons, Die Hard with a Vengeance) who asked the riddle is still alive.
There we go.
This is why you are the movie King.
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Wasn't he the latest version on Bruce Wayne's Man-bitch, Alfred? Or was he the guy that played the Wizard with no nose in the Harry Potters?
Yes Irons is playing Alfred in the new shitty BatAffleck films. I don't know about Harry Potter, other than he's a wizard.
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Godfather had me at movie quotes and FaceTime.