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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2008, 09:47:38 AM
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Okay, so I am dragging the husband and two kids over 700 miles so I can breathe the sweet air of the Plains. Which of you goobers is planning to be there with me?? Just wondering how many restraining orders I will need...
Also, Carl's birthday is 18Sept, so I will be bringing birthday cake of some kind... he may be too drunk to eat it, but I will never let alcohol get between me and a piece of birthday cake.
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Okay, so I am dragging the husband and two kids over 700 miles so I can breathe the sweet air of the Plains. Which of you goobers is planning to be there with me??
You know I will be.
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Me, the red head, and the RV will all be there
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I will be there, and drunk, so none of that "trying to drag me behind buildings for lovetime" like two years ago Jenny. I don't want your husband trying to fight me again.
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I will be there, and drunk, so none of that "trying to drag me behind buildings for lovetime" like two years ago Jenny. I don't want your husband trying to fight me again.
Carl is not a violent person, but even he has a problem with a man trying to stick a tongue in his ear and a hand down his pants. My suggestion to avoid bloodshed is to limit your attentions to jumbo or Howard.
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Carl is not a violent person, but even he has a problem with a man trying to stick a tongue in his ear and a hand down his pants. My suggestion to avoid bloodshed is to limit your attentions to jumbo or Howard.
You gonna bring your dog Jumbo?
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Carl is not a violent person, but even he has a problem with a man trying to stick a tongue in his ear and a hand down his pants. My suggestion to avoid bloodshed is to limit your attentions to jumbo or Howard.
Whatever, he was undressing me with his eyes.
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Whatever, he was undressing me with his eyes.
Only if you were dressed like a big bottle of Abita Amber.
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Only if you were dressed like a big bottle of Abita Amber.
Coincidentally, I was. What time are yall showing up? I assume we will got out the night before so we will not show up to our tailgate until Noon-ish.
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Coincidentally, I was. What time are yall showing up? I assume we will got out the night before so we will not show up to our tailgate until Noon-ish.
We will probably get there noon-ish too. We are bringing another couple with us - Carl's best friend from LSU and his wife - they are both doctors, live in Baton Rouge and are the ones who host us in the Club Level at Tiger Stadium every other year. They are awesome people. In fact, they are also the source for our LSU - bammer tickets this year. CANNOT. WAIT. for that game.
So y'all be nice. They hate bammer too.
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Good luck having somewhere to park if you are not there before noon.
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Me, the red head, and the RV will all be there
By the purple dumpster?
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By the purple dumpster?
I'm going to paint the bitch with rainbow colors so all you gay fuckers can find it.
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I'm going to paint the bitch with rainbow colors so all you gay fuckers can find it.
Just get Taylor to it and he can sprinkle it with pixie dust.
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Just get Taylor to it and he can sprinkle it with pixie dust.
I'll be the one that is light in his step.
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I think I shall participate in this little encounter.
Jen dear, will the blonde be there again? She may not have been undressing me with her eyes...but I damn shore got her nekkid with mine.
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I think I shall participate in this little encounter.
Jen dear, will the blonde be there again? She may not have been undressing me with her eyes...but I damn shore got her nekkid with mine.
Dude...her daughter's only like 6. :jaw:
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Dude...her daughter's only like 6. :jaw:
Your Honor, I didn't know she was 6. She looked 4 to me.
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Your Honor, I didn't know she was 6. She looked 4 to me.
That makes it better?
Drinking before 1 is not good.
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I disagree, drinking before 1 is highly encouraged.
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I disagree, drinking before 1 is highly encouraged.
Only on game day.
Who will protect the kittens of the Wiregrass from posionous flea collars if Steve is drunk?
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It's flea spray. The collars are okay. The spray's a killah.
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It's flea spray. The collars are okay. The spray's a killah.
I was impressed that I remembered that much about the story.
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Only on game day.
Who will protect the kittens of the Wiregrass from posionous flea collars if Steve is drunk?
Why does Steve have his daughters wear flea collars?
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You gonna bring your dog Jumbo?
He's hiding in the corner as we speak.
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I think I shall participate in this little encounter.
Jen dear, will the blonde be there again? She may not have been undressing me with her eyes...but I damn shore got her nekkid with mine.
No, the blonde is not coming with us this year... probably just as well for you that she is not.
As for parking - someone had damn well better save me a spot. I am not coming all the way from Texas to grace you guys with my presence only to have to hike fifteen miles down Wire Road to the chartruse dumpster. We will be there close to noon-ish.
As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription? He will be 46.
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As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription? He will be 46.
"I can't wait to give you head everyday.
Love,
Jen"
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"I can't wait to give you head everyday.
Love,
Jen"
She's doing that now. We need something new, fresh.
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How about this for the cake:
Just think only 23 years and we can do 69
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I'll be there around high noon, bottle of scotch and cigars in tow.
A tit shaped cake is always a hit. Have him blow out the nipples.
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I disagree, drinking before 1 is highly encouraged.
Drinking before 1 is required at my tailgate
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Drinking before 1 is required at my tailgate
I will be there....are we playing pin the penis on Howard again? Steve was grand champion last year.
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I will be there....are we playing pin the penis on Howard again? Steve was grand champion last year.
Now thats hott. :blink:
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As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription? He will be 46.
"Happy Birthday, you motor-boatin' son of a bitch."
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As mentioned, I am bringing a birthday cake for Carl - any suggestions as to an inscription? He will be 46.
"It takes a big man to satisfy a woman, it takes an even bigger man to satisfy me" Happy Birthday, Love J
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Somebody point me in the right direction so Monica and I can come say high to you slackers. I don't take advantage of the gimpy tags we have on our car because I usually feel guilty that I might be stealing somebody's spot that needs it more then I do, but when it comes to game day parking at Auburn, I have no guilt whatsoever in using the wide open gimp parking lot. So, which way is the tailgate from the credit union? Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.
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Somebody point me in the right direction so Monica and I can come say high to you slackers. I don't take advantage of the gimpy tags we have on our car because I usually feel guilty that I might be stealing somebody's spot that needs it more then I do, but when it comes to game day parking at Auburn, I have no guilt whatsoever in using the wide open gimp parking lot. So, which way is the tailgate from the credit union? Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/pinktaco6/puke.jpg)
Thanks, buddy, for helping me lose weight.
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(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/pinktaco6/puke.jpg)
Thanks, buddy, for helping me lose weight.
Cold blooded.
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Typical response from Kaos. Not surprised. Seems like he has a thing for vomit pictures when it comes to responding to any of my posts. My wife may not look like some internet porn teen, but she gets the job done for me.
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Typical response from Kaos. Not surprised.
I'm a kitten. This is my litterbox. What do you expect?
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Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.
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Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.
Ha! My wife signing up and her first post is talking smack. That's my baby!
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Some of you boys, would pass out if I flashed you. You would feel honored. Vomit all you want Kaos. I got more skills than you could ever dream up in a woman.
I can assure you that if I were so flashed, I would likely pass out.
Being a gentleman and all, I'm just going to leave it at that.
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Monica said she might flash her boobs if you get her drunk enough.
Does she drink whiskey? I'm bringing a lot of it down. Never been flashed by a chick drunk on whiskey.
Had a mexican hooker put my hand on her naked squirrel once at a bar in Tijuana. She was drinking tequilla and I was on my 5th or 6th Dos Equi. They give you a shot for every beer you buy down there. Great place. Anyway, I took one of my whiskey shots and poured it on my hand after I got it peeled off her cat. Pissed her off. She jabbered something in mexican at me and stormed off.
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Does she drink whiskey? I'm bringing a lot of it down. Never been flashed by a chick drunk on whiskey.
Had a mexican hooker put my hand on her naked squirrel once at a bar in Tijuana. She was drinking tequilla and I was on my 5th or 6th Dos Equi. They give you a shot for every beer you buy down there. Great place. Anyway, I took one of my whiskey shots and poured it on my hand after I got it peeled off her cat. Pissed her off. She jabbered something in mexican at me and stormed off.
You shoulda' have asked if you she would let you poop on her face?
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You shoulda' have asked if you she would let you poop on her face?
Maybe she knew about the puff of air.
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I felt bad for the horse