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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on May 04, 2016, 10:46:26 AM

Title: Wiper Question
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 04, 2016, 10:46:26 AM: If I get a new phone and install Wiper, can I delete texts made from old phone (which didn't have wiper app)?
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: The Six on May 04, 2016, 11:19:45 AM: Want to "wipe" your phone? I recommend 5-7 rounds from a high-powered handgun at close range followed by a fire pit burning of the contents. That's if you haven't used the "cloud" to back anything up from it. If you have, good luck. Edward Snowden could probably retrieve your data if you can find him.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: bottomfeeder on May 04, 2016, 11:34:35 AM: From the title of the thread, my first thought was he's installing a bidet.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: GH2001 on May 04, 2016, 11:35:25 AM: Glad I have to worry about none of this shit on my Motorola flip phone.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 11:49:19 AM: I thought it was going to be sitter or stander?
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: GH2001 on May 04, 2016, 12:01:17 PM: Remember ladies, wipe from front to back and not vice versa.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: djsimp on May 04, 2016, 12:02:18 PM: Quote from: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 11:49:19 AM
I thought it was going to be sitter or stander?

I was ready to give specific instructions on how to properly roll up the tp.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 12:28:34 PM: Quote from: djsimp on May 04, 2016, 12:02:18 PM
I was ready to give specific instructions on how to properly roll up the tp.
Been trying to give the 5yr old instructions
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 04, 2016, 02:04:12 PM: Thanks so much for all the help guys. You've gone above and beyond as usual.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 02:07:37 PM: I've got to go to India in June. Will this app help me? Or will it just make my screen dirty and smell like shit? (not that I would notice)
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: GH2001 on May 04, 2016, 02:23:57 PM: Quote from: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 02:07:37 PM
I've got to go to India in June. Will this app help me? Or will it just make my screen dirty and smell like shit? (not that I would notice)

Combination of curry and must.

Mmmmm curry.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 08:05:02 PM: Quote from: GH2001 on May 04, 2016, 02:23:57 PM
Combination of curry and must.

Mmmmm curry.

I will be taking packets of tuna!
And maybe a water filter bottle!

I'm sure I'll lose a few pounds. I just don't want it to be from bleeding!
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: GH2001 on May 05, 2016, 09:26:02 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on May 04, 2016, 08:05:02 PM
I will be taking packets of tuna!
And maybe a water filter bottle!

I'm sure I'll lose a few pounds. I just don't want it to be from bleeding!

Or explosive diarrhea.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: djsimp on May 05, 2016, 10:40:56 AM: Quote from: Godfather on May 04, 2016, 12:28:34 PM
Been trying to give the 5yr old instructions

Its very important to learn since 5yr olds rarely wash their hands unless continually reminded.
Title: Re: Wiper Question
Post by: Godfather on May 05, 2016, 11:25:50 AM: (http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-19-2015/qszAZc.gif)
Most amusing sir....WIPERS!!!