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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on April 25, 2016, 08:07:16 PM

Title: Shock the monkey!
Post by: CCTAU on April 25, 2016, 08:07:16 PM: OK. Which one of you is this:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/04/25/man-robs-wife-s-pet-store-gives-monkey-to-prostitute.html
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 25, 2016, 08:17:08 PM: Gooey for a gooey?
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 25, 2016, 09:26:31 PM: Most of the degenerates in here would screw the monkey instead of the prostitute.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: bottomfeeder on April 26, 2016, 09:31:02 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on April 25, 2016, 09:26:31 PM
Most of the degenerates in here would screw the monkey instead of the prostitute.

The monkey deserves better.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:26:48 AM: Anyone heard from Nook?
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM: (In Bullwinkle cartoon announcer voice)
Join us next time for...
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 25, 2016, 08:17:08 PM
Gooey for a gooey?
or
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: wesfau2 on April 26, 2016, 10:30:59 AM: Quote from: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Touch him, pet him...looooove him.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Saniflush on April 26, 2016, 10:33:08 AM: Quote from: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:30:28 AM
(In Bullwinkle cartoon announcer voice)
Join us next time for...or
Would you like to touch my monkey?

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Godfather on April 26, 2016, 10:44:55 AM: HOLY SHIT...what if this is a conspiracy? Roswell style! What if this is the monkey that will destroy the human race.

We won't spank the monkey....the monkey will spank us.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Buzz Killington on April 26, 2016, 11:43:37 AM: The market research says that people love monkeys.
Title: Re: Shock the monkey!
Post by: Saniflush on April 26, 2016, 12:36:59 PM: Make it fast.....and sexy.