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Title: Schitcherpants Fast
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 07:43:10 PM
Saw an interesting tidbit on the dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. about the fastest NFL Combine times for AU players.  Just a few of interest. 

Nick Marshall & Chris Kick 6 Davis  4.54

Quentin Groves (About 50 pounds heavier than both those guys) 4.53

Anthony Mix 4.48  Anyone recall this guy was about a 240 pound WR

Sammie, Caddy & Ronnie all ran 4.43

Mario "Guns of Navarone" Fannin 4.37

This one surprised me.  Ben Tate & Onterrio MacAlebb (Honestly can't recall how to spell Ben Tate) 4.34  That would be picking that shit up and putting it back down.

Tim Carter  4.32 and......yep, you guessed it...

Bo 4.12  Use the highest pitched voice you can manage when you say "what" in the Say WHAAAAAAAT?  They say Bo was hand timed so the 4.12 is still up for debate.  Either way, I just shit my pants thinking about how fast he was...at 230 pounds.
Title: Re: Schitcherpants Fast
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2016, 10:33:30 PM
Saw an interesting tidbit on the dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. about the fastest NFL Combine times for AU players.  Just a few of interest. 

Nick Marshall & Chris Kick 6 Davis  4.54

Quentin Groves (About 50 pounds heavier than both those guys) 4.53

Anthony Mix 4.48  Anyone recall this guy was about a 240 pound WR

Sammie, Caddy & Ronnie all ran 4.43

Mario "Guns of Navarone" Fannin 4.37

This one surprised me.  Ben Tate & Onterrio MacAlebb (Honestly can't recall how to spell Ben Tate) 4.34  That would be picking that shit up and putting it back down.

Tim Carter  4.32 and......yep, you guessed it...

Bo 4.12  Use the highest pitched voice you can manage when you say "what" in the Say WHAAAAAAAT?  They say Bo was hand timed so the 4.12 is still up for debate.  Either way, I just shit my pants thinking about how fast he was...at 230 pounds.

Cam Newton 6'5" 250lbs. 4.59
Brandon Jacobs 6'4" 260lbs. 4.56
Title: Re: Schitcherpants Fast
Post by: CCTAU on February 18, 2016, 12:32:44 AM
Damn. I was almost as fast as Cam Newton. I'm somebody now!