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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on February 17, 2016, 08:47:21 AM
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McDonald's drive thru for breakfast. One car pulls in ahead of me and this is what I hear:
Take ya order?
I want a large coffee and 130 sugars
Large coffee and three sugars. That complete ya order?
No I want 130 sugars.
Did you say a hunnert and thirty sugars?
Uh huh. One three oh.
Long silence. Umm I don't think we can do that many.
I got 120 the other day and it wasn't enough. I need 130.
Long silence. Umm we don't have nobody to count out all them sugars.
I don't see any signs saying how many sugars I can have. I need my large coffee and 130 sugars.
Long silence. Umm. Pull up to the first window.
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When I leave she's sitting up at the front apparently having been told to pull up while some morning shift schmuck counts out 130 sugar packets.
Meantime? My order is wrong.
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Some managers need to learn when to step in and tell a customer to go fuck themselves. This is one such instance.
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On the other hand, if you go to the counter and ask for salt, they hand you 87 packs.
Damn, lady. I'm not trying to cure a ham. Just wanted to dust my fries.
anonymous
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We've had this discussion before. You get what you pay for at places like mcds.
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"What's yo order?"
"Supreme Ultra Size Coke. 200 sugars."
"Pull up. We gotta count em."
"K."
"What's yo order?"
"Cheeseburger. No tomatoes."
"Here's your cheeseburger with 500 tomatoes."
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If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.
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If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.
Then you would just have to pay double the amount for the same crap food and service there.
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If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.
absolutely not. blue collar retail and fast food establishments don't train employees customer service...to expensive when supporting $1 menu items.
$15/hr...will bring kiosk ordering .
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absolutely not. blue collar retail and fast food establishments don't train employees customer service...to expensive when supporting $1 menu items.
$15/hr...will bring kiosk ordering .
Kiosk is always right
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I'm going to order 97 packets of ketchup tomorrow. Will just fill up the bottles in the fridge and save that money.
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If they would get paid $15.00 an hour I am sure they would do better.
Let me help you people out.
:sarcasm:
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I'm going to order 97 packets of ketchup tomorrow. Will just fill up the bottles in the fridge and save that money.
Thought you hated tomatoes.
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Thought you hated tomatoes.
I hate tomatoes, love ketchup, love tomato soup also.
They hate me I have heard.
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I hate tomatoes, love ketchup, love tomato soup also.
They hate me I have heard.
so does sarcasm.
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so does sarcasm.
Coming from you I'll file that where it needs to be.
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so does sarcasm.
A mark.
One was left.
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Thought you hated tomatoes.
Ketchup
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a9NdXPmzU18/TrHHp5Vc14I/AAAAAAAAEBQ/KIu_9BWs4dw/s1600/McD-ketchup-cups.jpg)
Tomato:
(http://www.primarytimes.net/assets/images/Recipes/fresh-sliced-tomato.jpg)
I love a good pork chop but I'm not about to go bite a pig on the ass to get one. Same concept.
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Ketchup
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a9NdXPmzU18/TrHHp5Vc14I/AAAAAAAAEBQ/KIu_9BWs4dw/s1600/McD-ketchup-cups.jpg)
Tomato:
(http://www.primarytimes.net/assets/images/Recipes/fresh-sliced-tomato.jpg)
I love a good pork chop but I'm not about to go bite a pig on the ass to get one. Same concept.
Ketchup is just smushed up maters with vinegar. Ammarite? Kind of like peanut butter and peanuts.
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Ketchup is just smushed up maters with vinegar. Ammarite? Kind of like peanut butter and peanuts.
Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
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Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet. Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste. Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc. But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup.
Similar to coconut to me. The taste and smell are wondermous. The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board. Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".
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Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet. Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste. Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc. But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup.
Similar to coconut to me. The taste and smell are wondermous. The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board. Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".
You're like my twin. I'm the same way about both.
Coconut "flakes" or "shreds" or whatever the fuck those things are? Tasteless strings, similar to pencil shavings.
But I like coconut flavor and smell. Reminds me of the beach in the 80s. Glistening lady skin, soaked in coconut smells. Her legs feel so slick, hot and wet... and just there is that stretchy little bikini panty, hands soaked in coconut oil... so easy to slide up there and....
Oh. hello. What were we talking about? Why is it so damn hot in here?
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You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.
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You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqy_rEWSU5I
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You put the weed in the coconut and light that shit up!
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Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.
what? the? fuck?
let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...
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what? the? fuck?
let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...
You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.
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what? the? fuck?
let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...
Just walk away. There is a lot of crazy in this thread.
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You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.
i'm with you on Heinz. it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom! generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom! coat your fingers red while eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there.
but eggs...that shit is gross. give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce. steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.
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i'm with you on Heinz. it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom! generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom! coat your fingers red eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there.
but eggs...that shit is gross. give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce. steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.
Steak, eggs and hashbrowns from the from the Awful House, slathered in the Heinz nectar....breakfast of champions.
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Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.
You know what else ketchup goes on?
Deez nuts! (Ha! Got 'em!)
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You know what else ketchup goes on?
Deez nuts! (Ha! Got 'em!)
A curse on your sister.
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I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.
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I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.
FREEDOM FRIES!
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Why would you want to help sleezeball John Kerry by buying Heinz?
Hunts has best Ketchup and the best catsup.
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Why would you want to help sleezeball John Kerry by buying Heinz?
Hunts has best Ketchup and the best catsup.
Might as well buy the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.
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Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.
Don't bother. He's from Elba.
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Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.
Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!
Ha! Buuuuurn.
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Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!
Ha! Buuuuurn.
Heinz on my cock. Mmmmm...
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I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.
I switched to Hunt's 100% Natural Ketchup because of my hate for Teresa Heinz-Kerry.
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Mayonnaise we don't have the southern staple in Duke's. Best Foods is choice mayonnaise which is the same as Hellmann's.
Fries and mayonnaise is just plain fantastic.
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I switched to Hunt's 100% Natural Ketchup because of my hate for Teresa Heinz-Kerry.
My love of Heinz supersedes all principles I may or may not have.
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Mayonnaise we don't have the southern staple in Duke's. Best Foods is choice mayonnaise which is the same as Hellmann's.
Fries and mayonnaise is just plain fantastic.
Okay see, now you're just being weird.
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Don't bother. He's from Elba.
Actually, Mr. Smartyass, I'm "from" Dothan.
But, yes, my family did have a summer home in Elba when I was growing up.
We had a winter home there too.
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Actually, Mr. Smartyass, I'm "from" Dothan.
But, yes, my family did have a summer home in Elba when I was growing up.
We had a winter home there too.
Money...you can't hide it.
Speaking of fries and weird dipping, my daughter got on a kick of dipping her Wendy's fries in her Frosty.
Now granted, that was usually after 4-5 bong hits, but it's still strange.
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I use Hunt's when I make Fletcher's BBQ sauce. I can drink that stuff.
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I'm with the Hunts crowd on this one. Heinz is mostly vinegar, less tomatoes and weak as shit, bland with little taste.
Whether you like tomatoes or not, having twice as much filler over the actual core substance defeats the whole purpose of ketchup.
Plus what Pct said, theresa heinz. F that.
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Put a little fire on your fries.
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I'm with the Hunts crowd on this one. Heinz is mostly vinegar, less tomatoes and weak as shit, bland with little taste.
Whether you like tomatoes or not, having twice as much filler over the actual core substance defeats the whole purpose of ketchup.
Plus what Pct said, theresa heinz. F that.
You take that back right now.
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Fries and mayonnaise is just plain fantastic.
You're damn straight it is! I picked that trick up in Europe. Try it fellers, your life will be radically changed for the better.
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You people realize that you are arguing with a guy that ruins Kentucky's finest product with DCP, right?
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You people realize that you are arguing with a guy that ruins Kentucky's finest product with DCP, right?
Gospel is meant to be preached to the heathen. Eventually, the heathen sees the error of his ways and repents
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You're damn straight it is! I picked that trick up in Europe. Try it fellers, your life will be radically changed for the better.
The Southern Germans no likee when you asked for mayonnaise to put on your pommes frites.
You want something a little different try the jalapeno ketchup mixed with Jalapeno cheesy ranch for a hot and spicy dipping sauce.
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You people realize that you are arguing with a guy that ruins Kentucky's finest product with DCP, right?
Oh stop with all the flattery. I realize I'm a trend setter, but you're making me blush.