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Title: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2016, 10:40:49 AM
Just a pinch of a piece from the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth..  This instantly makes me feel better about our LB corp.  We've got several young studs that look very promising.  This brings some much needed experience and apparently, talent, to the this group.  109 tackles last year in the Big 10  I'll take it.

T.J. Neal has one season of eligibility left, and he'll spend it at Auburn.

The former Illinois linebacker took to social media Tuesday morning to announce his commitment to the Tigers following a visit to the campus. He will be eligible to play immediately this fall as a graduate transfer.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: wesfau2 on February 16, 2016, 10:43:46 AM
Just a pinch of a piece from the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth..  This instantly makes me feel better about our LB corp.  We've got several young studs that look very promising.  This brings some much needed experience and apparently, talent, to the this group.  109 tackles last year in the Big 10  I'll take it.

T.J. Neal has one season of eligibility left, and he'll spend it at Auburn.

The former Illinois linebacker took to social media Tuesday morning to announce his commitment to the Tigers following a visit to the campus. He will be eligible to play immediately this fall as a graduate transfer.

We're setting up a hell of a pipeline from Urbana-Champaign.

War Damn Illini.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2016, 10:54:08 AM
We're setting up a hell of a pipeline from Urbana-Champaign.

War Damn Illini.

Werd.  Prosch crushed folks from the FB position because he was built like a typical Big 10 LB.  I miss that man!
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 16, 2016, 11:27:21 AM
Werd.  Prosch crushed folks from the FB position because he was built like a typical Big 10 LB.  I miss that man!
Seems like a great get...and timely too.
By his numbers alone maybe he can show the rest of the 'backers how not to get tied up by blockers.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: The Prowler on February 16, 2016, 05:22:25 PM
Hells Yeah!!!!

This kid would've been a preseason All-B1G at Illinois. Awesome job Coach Malzahn & Staff.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: wesfau2 on February 16, 2016, 05:25:19 PM
Hells Yeah!!!!

This kid would've been a preseason All-B1G at Illinois. Awesome job Coach Malzahn & Staff.

Didn't you get the memo?

We're putting new cover sheets on our TPS reports and Gus is a total fuckup who can't do anything correctly.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 16, 2016, 05:35:03 PM
Didn't you get the memo?

We're putting new cover sheets on our TPS reports and Gus is a total fuckup who can't do anything correctly.

Well to be fair, Gus didn't really want him.  An assistant coach was up in Champaign looking at another linebacker when he saw Neal.  He had to talk Gus into giving him a look.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 16, 2016, 06:22:32 PM
Well to be fair, Gus didn't really want him.  An assistant coach was up in Champaign looking at another linebacker when he saw Neal.  He had to talk Gus into giving him a look.
#Chicosroofing
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 16, 2016, 06:51:52 PM
Didn't you get the memo?

We're putting new cover sheets on our TPS reports and Gus is a total fudgeup who can't do anything correctly.

Mmmmyeah, I'm gonna need you to come on in on Saturday.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: wesfau2 on February 16, 2016, 09:05:39 PM
Mmmmyeah, I'm gonna need you to come on in on Saturday.

Hell...LUMBURGH fucked her!
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: djsimp on February 17, 2016, 12:13:58 AM
Sorry, gonna do the cardinal sin and go against the quoting, ok no not really.

This LB looks and seems the part. You how you get the feel about some guys on the team? This mofo, I get the same feel. Looking forward to it. You guys think it was more the team colors or Steele?
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2016, 05:51:02 AM
Sorry, gonna do the cardinal sin and go against the quoting, ok no not really.

This LB looks and seems the part. You how you get the feel about some guys on the team? This mofo, I get the same feel. Looking forward to it. You guys think it was more the team colors or Steele?
Coach Steele would be my guess. Don't be surprised if he drives onto campus in a tricked out Dodge Challenger.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 17, 2016, 07:19:26 AM
Sorry, gonna do the cardinal sin and go against the quoting, ok no not really.

This LB looks and seems the part. You how you get the feel about some guys on the team? This mofo, I get the same feel. Looking forward to it. You guys think it was more the team colors or Steele?
Word is the guy's a step slow...but he puts 'em down hard which is always good.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: GH2001 on February 17, 2016, 07:57:05 AM
Word is the guy's a step slow...but he puts 'em down hard which is always good.

There he is. The eternal optimist.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 17, 2016, 08:20:28 AM
There he is. The eternal optimist.
We just need to learn to temper our expectations.
I'm hoping he's the second coming of Josh Bynes. We need a rock with leadership skills and some smarts.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2016, 10:13:43 AM
We just need to learn to temper our expectations.
I'm hoping he's the second coming of Josh Bynes. We need a rock with leadership skills and some smarts.
Well, you certainly temper my expectations with the second coming of Bynes comment.

Although, in his defense, I don't know if the Tampa 2 did him any favors. But Bynes and Frost remind me a lot of each other. They spent more time trying to look badass than actually tackling motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 17, 2016, 10:22:43 AM
Well, you certainly temper my expectations with the second coming of Bynes comment.

Although, in his defense, I don't know if the Tampa 2 did him any favors. But Bynes and Frost remind me a lot of each other. They spent more time trying to look badass than actually tackling motherfuckers.
Have I ever told you the story of Fast Freddie Smith from the Barfield era? Dude made 15-18 tackles a game. He was all over the field. Then it occurred to me that somebody has to make tackles...even on a poor team.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 10:26:13 AM
Freddie still the career leader in tackles.  That record will never be broken. 
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 17, 2016, 10:49:13 AM
Freddie still the career leader in tackles.  That record will never be broken.
I know and what effort and stamina. Was in Legion Field and the Tahd gaithful had been chirping that their Fullback had never been thrown for a loss. It happened...by a guy listed at 5-11, 197 lbs.

BTW the UT MLB comes to play much like Freddie.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2016, 12:00:14 PM
I miss guys like Alex Lincoln walkons who came in and tore up the LB position.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2016, 12:01:23 PM
Have I ever told you the story of Fast Freddie Smith from the Barfield era? Dude made 15-18 tackles a game. He was all over the field. Then it occurred to me that somebody has to make tackles...even on a poor team.
I don't know Gramps. You've told me so many they kind of all run together.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 12:16:36 PM
I miss guys like Alex Lincoln walkons who came in and tore up the LB position.

200 pound Jason Miska will kick your ass. 
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2016, 12:41:13 PM
200 pound Jason Miska will kick your ass.
I hated Miska he lived in my building and was a complete dick.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: jmar on February 17, 2016, 12:50:04 PM
I don't know Gramps. You've told me so many they kind of all run together.
Why do you hate seniors?
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 12:51:29 PM
I hated Miska he lived in my building and was a complete dick.

Oh, so he DID kick your ass.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2016, 01:09:10 PM
Oh, so he DID kick your ass.
Nah, he was just a jackass.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2016, 01:09:50 PM
Oh, so he DID kick your ass.
No. He slipped him his complete dick. Can't you read?
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 01:39:40 PM
Nah, he was just a jackass.

Miska had butt secks with your girl, didn't he?   
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Godfather on February 17, 2016, 03:42:42 PM
Miska had butt secks with your girl, didn't he?
Funny you should say, no it was his roommate (Another AU player, can't remember his name) and it was my brothers fiance at the time.  But I couldn't stand Miska cause he had roid raid and like I said was a jackass.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 17, 2016, 03:56:57 PM
Miska turned all his advances down.
Title: Re: Just Got A Little Deeper
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 04:25:09 PM
Miska turned all his advances down.

He thinks we can't see through his pitiful façade.  He rubbed it out constantly to the thought of hot, Miska butt secks.  Slap my ass, Jason.  Yes.  Slap my ass.