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Title: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2016, 10:43:16 AM
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:


(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg.html) 
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: Kaos on January 04, 2016, 11:47:06 AM
Got my daughter passes to meet cast members from Dr Who this weekend at the comic con in New Orleans.  Rooms, event passes, etc. 

Email five minutes ago that the Who people canceled.  Refund on the backstage passes but not on anything else.   Only been planning it for six months.  Five days advance cancellation notice is sufficient, surely.
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 04, 2016, 12:28:40 PM
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:


(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg.html)

I own one of these.  They work great.  But as a christmas present  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: CCTAU on January 04, 2016, 01:02:29 PM
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:


(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/th1_zpsfgrmrlsk.jpg.html)

For when the friction is a bit much?
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:04:50 PM
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 04, 2016, 01:45:50 PM
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:47:31 PM
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.
Plus, there's a whole 4MB of storage for phone numbers, songs, pichers and such.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: The Six on January 04, 2016, 01:49:22 PM
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.

How's that ear cancer treatment coming along for you?
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:53:43 PM
How's that ear cancer treatment coming along for you?

He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: GH2001 on January 04, 2016, 01:54:39 PM
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?

Somebody went shopping for you at the dollar store.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: The Six on January 04, 2016, 02:01:09 PM
He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.

I got some meade from the BIL. It was a good batch. Too bad there ain't none left.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2016, 04:13:41 PM
Somebody went shopping for you at the dollar store.


They have a good layaway plan there, get something for the Mrs. every year.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Godfather on January 06, 2016, 10:49:41 AM
He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.

Hey, do you know what the Whip does?
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 06, 2016, 11:34:26 AM
Hey, do you know what the Whip does?
What whip?
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Godfather on January 06, 2016, 12:24:56 PM
What whip?
The Whip. In the Senate, in the House.
Title: Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 06, 2016, 01:18:39 PM
The Whip. In the Senate, in the House.

You better vote the way we want you to, or there's gonna be big trouble.
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 06, 2016, 03:41:23 PM
I can whip it. Whip it good.
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2016, 03:49:41 PM
I can whip it. Whip it good.

Nae Nae
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: RottenBottom on January 06, 2016, 04:08:33 PM
Camouflage. Crocs. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2016, 04:20:36 PM
Camouflage. Crocs. :facepalm:

Whoa!  Trade ya' for the Darth Vader Helmet Toaster I scored.  What size are they?
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: RottenBottom on January 06, 2016, 05:29:57 PM
Whoa!  Trade ya' for the Darth Vader Helmet Toaster I scored.  What size are they?
Im just going to bet they're too small for you.  We're going to leave my shoe size at that...
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: chinook on January 06, 2016, 05:51:12 PM
i got a jar of testicles...initials on the lid were S.H.

i threw them in the dumpster. 



Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2016, 08:09:37 PM
i got a jar of testicles...initials on the lid were S.H.

i threw them in the dumpster.

Some Sexy Hore lost his nuttz
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: Pell City Tiger on January 06, 2016, 09:19:29 PM
I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: CCTAU on January 07, 2016, 12:18:48 AM
Excellent Christmas for ole CCTAU!

Not one shitty gift!
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: GH2001 on January 07, 2016, 08:39:27 AM
I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.

You probably fed at least a few hungry, wild animals. You are a good human being for doing that. And Bernie Sanders didn't even have to force you to.
Title: Re: Who got the shittest gift?
Post by: dallaswareagle on January 07, 2016, 11:41:09 AM
I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.


That won't be good for mother earth.