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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: wesfau2 on September 24, 2015, 12:46:45 PM
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Rumors everywhere and no one has any clue what the "incident" was. Sexual misconduct? Perhaps. Physical altercation with Saban? Why not?
Fucking silliness.
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Rumors everywhere and no one has any clue what the "incident" was. Sexual misconduct? Perhaps. Physical altercation with Saban? Why not?
Fucking silliness.
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Rumors everywhere and no one has any clue what the "incident" was. Sexual misconduct? Perhaps. Physical altercation with Saban? Why not?
Fucking silliness.
Sexual misconduct with Saban?
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Screwing Saban's daughter and a boosters daughter is the what the
skreets twats are saying.
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Screwing Saban's daughter and/or a boosters daughter is the what the skreets twats are saying.
ftfy
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Screwing Saban's daughter and a boosters daughter is the what the skreets twats are saying.
Seriously?! That would be all kinds of jacked up. Would this be the same daughter that did a victory lap at Bryant Denny after her wedding?
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Seriously?! That would be all kinds of jacked up. Would this be the same daughter that did a victory lap at Bryant Denny after her wedding?
GF fixed my post. That is what I meant to say, just didn't type it out that way.
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or
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/13/24037E4900000578-2872326-image-m-27_1418438255554.jpg)
Not buying it.
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Lane loves the twats.
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So, we're saying Louisiana Monroe has a chance?
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So, we're saying Louisiana Monroe has a chance?
Who's daughter is that?
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:coacho:
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GF fixed my post. That is what I meant to say, just didn't type it out that way.
Either way, big distraction for the bammers. Would be a burn the village down type scenario if it was Sabans daughter. Sams Club would run out of marshmallows within 1/2 an hour.
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Coincidental that this would be for the same reason Saban axed Lance Thompson. We could be the beneficiary of Saban's strict no stray poontang policy again. And it's obvious how much difference he's made on our d.
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Not buying it.
Nope it's just some pissed off bammer, but funny nonetheless
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http://www.chatsports.com/alabama-crimson-tide/a/alabama-football-rumors-roundup-lane-kiffin-out-offensive-coordinator-22578
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or
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Not buying it.
Maybe she forced him into it? Threatened to kick if he didn't lick.
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Maybe she forced him into it? Threatened to kick if he didn't lick.
Luck her right in the Percy
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Maybe she forced him into it? Threatened to kick if he didn't lick.
Bottom one, I could see. Top one? I didn't know Mr. Ed had a daughter.
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/kiffin.png)
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Coincidence that these rumors get out after a big loss?
No more so than the bag man appearing when Auburn is a threat...
Cue Dallas: "well...we don't after worry about that this year :facepalm: "
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Coincidence that these rumors get out after a big loss?
No more so than the bag man appearing when Auburn is a threat...
Cue Dallas: "well...we don't after worry about that this year :facepalm: "
:miltie:
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Bottom one, I could see. Top one? I didn't know Mr. Ed had a daughter.
Not...sure...if...serious.
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Not...sure...if...serious.
Yeah, if he is, imma gonna have to question whether he still has a functioning penis.
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or
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Not buying it.
That top one's a new one.
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Yeah, if he is, imma gonna have to question where he still has a functioning penis.
I don't want to know where......you fuckers are sick!!!!
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I doubt Kiffin screwed Saban's daughter. How much of a moron would he and she have to be to do that?
I also doubt that Kiffin would get fired for screwing a booster's wife. Who gives a shit? There's plenty of money at Alabama.
Since the rumors are sexual in nature, I think it's easy to assume that Kiffin is plowing coeds in his apartment. Layla doesn't live in Tuscaloosa, so I'm sure Lane's been on the prowl for a while.
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That top one's a new one.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPsPcpCWgAADYQ8.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPsPcp5WoAAB6u0.jpg)
Dallas.....dude.....really? I got nuthin'.
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Dallas.....dude.....really? I got nuthin'.
This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^
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This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^
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She so fine, I'd drag my nuts across a field of rose bushes just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
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my nuts
Huh??
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This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^
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I would nail this faster than a Mexican roofing crew. Or, a Mexican roofer. Well, I wouldn't nail the roofer but I'd do it that fast. With her, I mean.
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Huh??
Work with me here, mmmkay?
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If that is Saban's daughter, I just figured she would bitch about my "hurry up" offense.
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I agree with those that thinks this is not real, but if it is, this could get real real ugly. Still doubting it though.
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I agree with those that thinks this is not real, but if it is, this could get real real ugly. Still doubting it though.
Wes is bad about stirring the pot on a slow news day.
On a somewhat related note, was in the truck (New Ford F-150...I'll start a thread about that later) and caught the first 4-5 minutes of Finedong. He was interviewing Cecil Squirt about the T-Town Meltdown after a loss. Don't know how much longer than that the interview lasted, but there was no mention of any rumors on LK in the part I heard.
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a Mexican roofer. Well, I wouldn't nail the roofer
Lucky for you, I'm considered a dry waller....so this statement isn't a total fabrication.
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http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/24/lane-kiffin-not-fired-at-alabama-in-midst-of-banging-rumors/
He'll be "allowed to look elsewhere" at the end of the season. WOTS, it was a booster's daughter not sabbin's.
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This is not that. Is it? ^^^^^^^^
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Oh. That's Layla Kiffin. Lane's wife. I get it now.
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http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/24/lane-kiffin-not-fired-at-alabama-in-midst-of-banging-rumors/
He'll be "allowed to look elsewhere" at the end of the season. WOTS, it was a booster's daughter not sabbin's.
TMZ has always been a trusted news source.
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Just the facts ma'am:
1) Kiffin is, to be fair, a pretty decent looking dude. Very youthful.
2) His wife does not live with him. As hot as she is, that still leaves him open to temptation
3) Saban's daughter is a whore. Nevermind the al.com fairytale that had her marrying her childhood sweetheart, she was brawling over random boys at bars in Tuscaloosa up until the surprise engagement/wedding.
Using the Pieshagoream Theorem:
If Tab A fits into Slot B and C = Availability then Tab A + C = Slut B.
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Lucky for you, I'm considered a dry waller....so this statement isn't a total fabrication.
https://youtu.be/zMRrNY0pxfM
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Just the facts ma'am:
1) Kiffin is, to be fair, a pretty decent looking dude. Very youthful.
2) His wife does not live with him. As hot as she is, that still leaves him open to temptation
3) Saban's daughter is a whore. Nevermind the al.com fairytale that had her marrying her childhood sweetheart, she was brawling over random boys at bars in Tuscaloosa up until the surprise engagement/wedding.
Using the Pieshagoream Theorem:
If Tab A fits into Slot B and C = Availability then Tab A + C = Slut B.
I was promised there would be no math.
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TMZ has always been a trusted news source.
They wallow in this sort of news. I would trust them with this sort of stuff more than I'd trust anything from the bammer media. I give bama one more loss, with a subpar or bad showing on offense and this will become big news.
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They wallow in this sort of news. I would trust them with this sort of stuff more than I'd trust anything from the bammer media. I give bama one more loss, with a subpar or bad showing on offense and this will become big news.
Agree..
There is just no excuse for Kiffin's Defense giving up 40+ points to all these up tempo offenses. He's got to go.
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They wallow in this sort of news. I would trust them with this sort of stuff more than I'd trust anything from the bammer media. I give bama one more loss, with a subpar or bad showing on offense and this will become big news.
Well, it is certainly weird whatever is going on.
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Just the facts ma'am:
1) Kiffin is, to be fair, a pretty decent looking dude. Very youthful.
2) His wife does not live with him. As hot as she is, that still leaves him open to temptation
3) Saban's daughter is a whore. Nevermind the al.com fairytale that had her marrying her childhood sweetheart, she was brawling over random boys at bars in Tuscaloosa up until the surprise engagement/wedding.
Using the Pieshagoream Theorem:
If Tab A fits into Slot B and C = Availability then Tab A + C = Slut B.
Fuck it. I'm blaming early dementia for that self-ban thing. Lasted almost 6 days.
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NSFW
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvJy2Ot48M
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NSFW
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvJy2Ot48M
That's old, but I'll allow it because it is funny as hell.
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I don't know if this is true, but between the coke, roofies, and special treatment of Kiffin & the McElroy family, the author has a Robert Frost-like mastery of imagery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3m7pgr/colin_cowherd_tweets_about_something_going_on_at/cvdb2tg
The Ballad of Joey Freshwater
Last April, I had a lady friend who was located in Tuscaloosa. I went to see her one weekend. Lady Friend has a best friend that I now know pretty well, and she wants to go out on the town with us and catch up. (Now r/cfb, I am not exaggerating when I say that this girl is a hard 10 on her worst day. 100% model quality and she knows how to work it.) Model Broad is fresh out of a pretty horrible relationship, and when she meets up with us, she and Lady Friend are obviously hiding something. I frankly don’t care, I just want to get drunk enough to forget I’m in Tuscaloosa. So Lady Friend, Model Broad, and I venture downtown to Innisfree, one of the largest actual bars in Tuscaloosa for college age people. The place is wall to wall people, and the drinks are difficult to obtain. This is preventing me from getting to the level of intoxication required to continue existing in Satan’s Toilet, and I am getting frustrated. Lady Friend notices, tells me to be patient because we’ll probably change bars in a minute, and bought drinks. Model Broad is AWOL. Lady Friend tell Model Broad we’re going to dip, Model Broad freaks out and says she can get us free drinks and out of the crowd. I adamantly pursue this angle. Model Broad disappears for 5 seconds, and then comes back to us and says “Ok, we’re going in the back, whatever you see, just be cool and keep your mouth shut (SPOILER: I don’t.) I think to myself: Ok, cocaine. I don’t partake, but I can definitely play it cool around it, no big deal. We go behind the bar, and I think we’re going over where I see Greg McElroy and his family-- sort of behind the bar but visible from the main area—but we hang a hard turn and end up in the kitchen (which is not currently open) where a guy about my height (6’0-6’2), dressed from shoes to hat in swooshes, is leaned up against the walkway wall sort of like a gatekeeper. The guy just holds his hand out like I needed to meet him. I guess this is the guy that let us back here “Hey, Im Ross.†“Hey Ross.†What a dipshit, he forced an introduction and didn’t even return a first name…Ok, he may be the coke guy. He turns to Lady Friend and asks her name. â€Hey Lady Friend, so your Model Broad’s friend.†I get frustrated because this guy is oozing arrogance and I haven’t gotten one free drink yet. I follow Model Broad further into the bowels of the restaurant and end up in some storage room and Model Broad is looking at me really weird. Ok what am I missing, where’s the coke, where’s Lady Friend? “Hey Model Broad, where’s Lady Friend and that walking Nike commercial? And what about those drinks?†Model Broad hits me for my bluntness but I give no fucks and restate my inquiries. About that time, Lady Friend comes around the corner with the dipshit, and for the first time I see him in some type of light. I swear to you internet, my immediate thought was: Who is this Daniel Tosh looking motherfucker who keeps being so damn sketchy. When he and Lady Friend reach us, I just can’t take it anymore. “Hey I didn’t catch your name earlier guy†“Joey†he replied, while looking at me as if to say, “seriously dude?†and everybody got super weird. I notice Joey has a wedding ring on. “So about those free drinks.†Joey runs off and comes back with Vegas bombs, and while he was gone, Lady Friend and Model Broad are shooting eye bullets at me and I just don’t understand. It was April, football was the last thing I was thinking about, and the absurdity of the situation I had found myself in caused it to not even register. When he returns, he is 2 drinks short, and Model Broad and I end up not getting one. “Model Broad what the fuck†“Hey…Joey I didn’t get a drink.†“Yeah Joey me either.†Side eyes all around yet again. â€Here you go Model Broad, take mine.†Oh hell no. “Thanks buddy†I intercept the drink and pound it. “Is that all?†Lady Friend takes this as a cue to get me the hell out of there, so Lady Friend, Model Broad and I go back to the main area. As soon as we were out of earshot: “Ok what the hell did I miss†“Ross you dumb bastard that was Lane Kiffin.†I haven’t shit my pants in 17 years, but I came close in that moment. “HOLY SHIT I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE TOSH†then I was hit by a wave of simultaneous disappointment and relief. Disappointment that I didn’t recognize him on the spot, and relief that I didn’t because I definitely would’ve said something dickish. I ask for further explanation of the Joey alias, to which Lady Friend and Model Broad say “He peruses the bar searching for easy chicks, and introduces himself as Joey Freshwater, and says he’s a kinesiology GTA if anyone asks.†“Ok, how the hell did we get back there?†“He spotted Model Broad and has been trying to get with her for a weekâ€. I look at Model Broad, half impressed half not surprised. “He still wears his ring, so I’m not going anywhere near that†she says, “He’s a persistent bastard though, says his marriage is a total sham and that she’s threatening to take the kids if he divorces her.†We later met the owner, who said “Dude (points towards back where Joey Fresh was chillin like a villain) is a complete PR nightmare waiting to happen. I keep trying to get him to a townie bar, but he just won’t leave these kids alone.†I have been sitting on this story for months, just waiting for the dumpster fire that is Lane Kiffin to catch a spark in Tuscaloosa. I know this isn’t the greatest outlet to generate a credible story, but a little gasoline on the impending dumpster fire can only make this more enjoyable for everyone.
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:pics:
No, not of Joey!
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I don't know if this is true, but between the coke, roofies, and special treatment of Kiffin & the McElroy family, the author has a Robert Frost-like mastery of imagery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3m7pgr/colin_cowherd_tweets_about_something_going_on_at/cvdb2tg
I can say from experience that his description of InnisFree is dead accurate. It used to be an after-work bar but has morphed into the place non-freshmen go to convince themselves they're cool and sophisticated.
So I could see it.
Let's be real. Kiffin's a pretty good looking dude. He could go balls out in a place like that and score most days with a sorostitute.
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I can say from experience that his description of InnisFree is dead accurate. It used to be an after-work bar but has morphed into the place non-freshmen go to convince themselves they're cool and sophisticated.
So I could see it.
Let's be real. Kiffin's a pretty good looking dude. He could go balls out in a place like that and score most days with a sorostitute.
Dude, you really have a thing for Kiffin, don't you? Maybe you could take him for a little ride in the F-150, if you know what I mean.
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First and foremost, "Ross" is a major dick.
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Fuck it. I'm blaming early dementia for that self-ban thing. Lasted almost 6 days.
Do not worry man. We've all attributed a lot of the things you've posted on the dementia for years.
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(http://www.tigersx.com/images/kiffin.png)
Hello did this post go unnoticed from a day ago?
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Hello did this post go unnoticed from 2 days ago?
No, Prowler liked it.
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No, Prowler liked it.
troof, what I am getting at is I heard a similar story from another source that wasn't reddit.
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I don't know if this is true, but between the coke, roofies, and special treatment of Kiffin & the McElroy family, the author has a Robert Frost-like mastery of imagery.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3m7pgr/colin_cowherd_tweets_about_something_going_on_at/cvdb2tg
Wait....I thought you didn't reddit?
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Hello did this post go unnoticed from a day ago?
o.k., I will come clean. I click Like occasionally for something you've posted but honestly, I probably haven't read a full paragraph of your posts since I first came here.
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I'm 6 kinds of meh about this rumor. Good looking, rich guy in a college town full of whures likes to step out on his wife and bump uglies with the co-eds. Call me when he shows up at a presser wearing a neck brace and his ass naturally whipped. Then I'll point and laugh.
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o.k., I will come clean. I click Like occasionally for something you've posted but honestly, I probably haven't read a full paragraph of your posts since I first came here.
Who are you again?
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I'm 6 kinds of meh about this rumor. Good looking, rich guy in a college town full of whures likes to step out on his wife and bump uglies with the co-eds. Call me when he shows up at a presser wearing a neck brace and his ass naturally whipped. Then I'll point and laugh.
That's just because you are jealous.
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Look I honestly think Saban hired him as a scapegoat for last year, not expecting Simms to be worth a damn. It really wouldn't surprise me that if this season goes to shit he is handed his walking papers, when in reality it's their defense that hasn't been up to par.
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Look I honestly think Saban hired him as a scapegoat for last year, not expecting Simms to be worth a damn. It really wouldn't surprise me that if this season goes to shit he is handed his walking papers, when in reality it's their defense that hasn't been up to par.
Pass happy fool would make a fine replacement for Mike Shula.