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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on July 02, 2015, 11:42:42 AM
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Which way is err'body heading? Lake? Beach? Turks? Staying home and grilling? What's on the menu?
We're making our annual trek to scenic, gator infested Lake Eufaula. Snagette's family has a cabin (Little box on a hill) up there. We'll cram about 12 people into 1,000 square feet and play thermostat wars with her dad, who wants to keep it at 79-82. We go behind him and pop it down to 70 to try and get some air flow so we can survive. Turn around and he's jacked it up again.
Anywayz, just about everyone in that area is from Dothan and they're always up for the 4th so it'll be a 3 day party. Hopefully many BBQ ribs will be scarfed, many fireworks lit, numerous beers consumed and tekwila shots thrown back and maybe somebody, preferably female, over 18 and under 55, will get nekkid.
Plans?
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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
This is the first year in a long time that we haven't invited 20+ family/friends over to consume mass quantities and play with fire. The plan is to fire up the smoker and cook enough ribs and turkey for just us and veg out all day in the pool as long as momma nature will cooperate.
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Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.
This is the first year in a long time that we haven't invited 20+ family/friends over to consume mass quantities and play with fire. The plan is to fire up the smoker and cook enough ribs and turkey for just us and veg out all day in the pool as long as momma nature will cooperate.
You got a pool?
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You got a pool?
Nothing special, but yeah. Just like that Richard Dawson, it gets me wet.
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I'm throwing some pig meat on the grill, drinking some whiskey, and then blowing about $200 on fireworks.
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I'm having a nice vegan 4th.
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http://www.clubmed.us/cm/resort-turkoise-turks-caicos_p-115-l-US-v-TURC-ac-vh.html
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Ima blow some shit up, patriotic style.
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You got a pool?
and a pond...pond be good for you.
Boat & Pool for me.
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I hope that tropical storm headed just north of the Dominican Republic doesn't develop into a Cat 3 Hurricane like they predict by Saturday.
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I hope that tropical storm headed just north of the Dominican Republic doesn't develop into a Cat 3 Hurricane like they predict by Saturday.
ahhhhh, no.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/weather._zpsxqwkzkpk.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/weather._zpsxqwkzkpk.jpg.html)
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That would be most unkeen. :sad:
But as long as the bars stay open. :clap:
You pulled you up some Caribbean weather radar, didn't you? HA!!! My master plan worked. I win the internets today.
ErrMaGerd. A Herrikern
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You pulled you up some Caribbean weather radar, didn't you? HA!!! My master plan worked. I win the internets today.
ErrMaGerd. A Herrikern
Yea, you made me look. You win the internets, today. Tomorrow I win the islandnets.
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Yea, you made me look. You win the internets, today. Tomorrow I win the islandnets.
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
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May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs. :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits:
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I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs. :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits:
Speaking of Hooter's, I was reading a piece facts you didn't know about Hooter's Restaurant. One of them was how it got it's name.
"The restaurant’s name was inspired by the May 17, 1980 episode of Saturday Night Live, which was hosted by Steve Martin. During his monologue, titled “I Believe,†he said, “I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as ‘boobs,’ ‘jugs,’ ‘winnebagos,’ or ‘golden bozos…’ and that you should only refer to them as ‘hooters.’â€
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I may be looking for company in Atlanta. I only have a 55 minute layover till our flight takes off for Turks.
Not sure what's going to happen if we have any problems leaving Dallas or getting into ATL on time. :facepalm:
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Joey, ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Headed to Baldwin County for some BBQ and Low Country Boil.
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Headed to Baldwin County for some BBQ and Low Country Boil.
Me too. No Redneck Riveria with any of the low class bums on here for me. High Styling it with the rich folks in Gulf Shores, where the trailers are fancy.
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Me too. No Redneck Riveria with any of the low class bums on here for me. High Styling it with the rich folks in Gulf Shores, where the trailers are fancy.
double wide with a porch?
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Taking the RV to Diamond Lake and Crater Lake. Fishing for trout, climbing a 9,100 foot mountain and fireworks over the dry as hell forest.
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Putting a confederate flag on the pole in front of my house.
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Putting a confederate flag on the pole in front of my house.
Public nudity in most, if not all, municipalities is illegal.
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PCB all week. Fishing on the bay, drinking beers. Grilling, spending time with the whole fam damily!
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Taking the RV to Diamond Lake and Crater Lake. Fishing for trout, climbing a 9,100 foot mountain and fireworks over the dry as hell forest.
Don't burn the state down.
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Spending today mooching off some friends with a pool. Spending tomorrow sipping Hendricks and tonic, watching my Corndog smoke a few slabs of ribs, and then driving the 15 minutes into town just before dark for a surprisingly decent municipal fireworks show.
My real Independence Day comes on Sunday. For the first time, BOTH spawn are going to sleep away camp for a week. Oldest one went last year, and baby boy was mad as hell that he didn't get to go, so this year, we will be childless for a whole 7 days. I am giddy with excitement, which probably means by Tuesday I will be missing my babies so bad I'll be sleeping upstairs in one of their rooms.
(Side note for those of you who've been around long enough to remember both times I got knocked up by the Corndog: the oldest is now ELEVEN and my baby is EIGHT. Let that percolate in your heads for a minute...)
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double wide with a porch?
As you know, I'm not one to boast but if you must know, yes.
Actually, I'm mooching like Wench. Going to a friend's beach house. Personally, it's fine with me just to know these people with beach houses, mountain cabins, boats, pools, etc. rather than owning it myself.
Speaking of the 4th and being loaded, I don't know if I mentioned that my Father's Day present was a new grill. Old one was on it's last leg. So, since I wear the pants around my house, I picked it out. I was already aware of the price of the Green Eggs and had declared it ludicrous. So, I bought an imitation called an Akorn or Acorn, don't remember. But it's made by Charbroil I think. Got it at Lowes.
Anywho, that ceramic grilling is the bomb imo. You can do it as fast or slow as you need to, after you figure it out. I bought a ceramic block to put in when I want to go slow. Burgers are about 10 min or less because they cook on both sides. And they are still flavorful. I've never been a gas fan. I need me some smoke from a real fire.
If you are considering making the jump to the egg type grill, I say go for it. I even saw program in which a guy made one with two big flower pots and a hot plate. Pretty cool and inexpensive alternative. But you get the oven effect.
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Sitting on the fucking runway in atl right now. Some storms in the area.
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Sitting on the fucking runway in atl right now. Some storms in the area.
Happy 4th! Even ATL doesn't like you.
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Kickin' it on the ol carport with a Boston butt. It's rained here in the last four days than it did the entire months of May and June with more likely on the way.
But anytime is a great time to smoke the meat and drink the beer.
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I got my butt smoked early this a.m. Met this dude in a bar last night. CRAZY night!!!! Happy 4th.
We don't discuss meat around here in the same vein as you with your unnatural sexual actions.
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Smoked Ribs, Corn, and Bush's baked beans. I'm done.
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We blew shit up.
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We blew shit up.
We blew some shit up too. Lots of blowing shit up. Oh, and we shot some fireworks.
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Ribs baked beans and grilled corn. Stayed away from beach. Now for another busy week of meat cutting at Publix. Blue Angel air show on Pensacola beach. If you ever get the chance a really fun time.
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I got my butt smoked early this a.m. Met this dude in a bar last night. CRAZY night!!!! Happy 4th.
Was he a felcher?
(https://yourdungeonissuck.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/rob-kuntz-pig-felcher.jpg)
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Bammer??? No???
http://dudecomedy.com/man-dies-after-using-head-as-firework-launch-pad/
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-shoots-firework-top-his-head-dies-n386956
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Are the Darwin awards still around?
If so, ding ding ding.
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Bammer??? No???
http://dudecomedy.com/man-dies-after-using-head-as-firework-launch-pad/
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-shoots-firework-top-his-head-dies-n386956
I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.
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I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.
(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2tOY3vWQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/1327891996822155336.jpg)(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/04/01/2A362B1900000578-3148522-image-m-15_1435969408274.jpg)
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I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.
The trashy looking waitress that tried to stop him was all over the local news - that poor woman is scarred for life, no kidding. She will never unsee that.
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I think the "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!" guy tops firework head for the Darwin Award.
In his defense, had he lived he would've been nicknamed Gator for the rest of his life. And that would be a cool name to assume after an alcohol involved incident like this. Unlike some of the names that I've been awarded through the years, like "sore ass", "balls on face" or "shit pants".
It was a calculated risk.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/04/01/2A362B1900000578-3148522-image-m-15_1435969408274.jpg)
In other news Uncle Sani just acquired a new t-shirt.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/04/01/2A362B1900000578-3148522-image-m-15_1435969408274.jpg)
In other news Uncle Sani just acquired a new t-shirt.
That shirt would make a terrific birthday present.
The dude in the photo is exactly the image that first came to mind when I heard the story on the news. Uncle Sani would have whipped that alligator's ass, though.
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I would think the best way to get me would be to wish my wife would wake up with small boobs. :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits: :tits:
Pimpin ain't easy
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Pimpin ain't easy
especially when they're old as petrified wood and sag to the knees.
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http://www.examiner.com/article/texas-father-killed-launching-firework-from-his-chest-third-body-launch-tragedy?cid=sm-facebook-070915-7.30am-TXManKilledByFirework :facepalm:
A Texas father was killed after he attempted to launch a large tube firework – called a Medieval Knight – from his bare chest. The father was fishing with friends on the Colorado River in Colorado County, Texas, when the firework exploded on top of him.
This is the third report this year of a death resulting from individuals attempting to launch a firework off of their body.
Alcohol appears to have been a factor in all three Fourth of July tragedies.
Writes Click2Houston.com: “Colorado County sheriff's officials said a Columbus man died after shooting a firework off his chest. Justin Bartek, 30, died on Tuesday.â€
Bartek, who has a 3-year-old son named Braxton with his girlfriend Summer Jenkins, was a postal worker who was spoken highly of by friends and family.
“He just had an infectious spirit, whenever you met him you met a friend,†said Erica Jackson. “He was the light of many people's lives and the world to the people that knew him, and he would give the world to any that asked.â€
Jackson said Bartek would even carry his friendly nature with him when he was delivering mail.
“You don't see that smiling face coming at you and just waving and just giving you a nice little pep in your day,†said Jackson. “I was driving by to go to the post office and I saw a postal truck, and just out of habit I waved and it wasn't him.â€
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Hated in turks also. Flight back into Atl delayed 3hrs
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Things sure were nice around here for the last week or so. Peaceful. Less hatred and dislike. Hey, by the way, I hear Dallas made it back.
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Things sure were nice around here for the last week or so. Peaceful. Less hatred and dislike. Hey, by the way, I hear Dallas made it back.
Back at work, now a week behind because instead of just kind of keeping up with my shit, it was easier for them to just pile it on my desk.
Guess they hate me at work also. :facepalm:
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Back at work, now a week behind because instead of just kind of keeping up with my shit, it was easier for them to just pile it on my desk.
Guess they hate me at work also. :facepalm:
Having to actually do work for your check - what a concept.
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Having to actually do work for your check - what a concept.
Cuts into my posting time on the X.
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Cuts into my posting time on the X.
^^^THIS^^^
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^^^THIS^^^
:thumsup: and #winning
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Cuts into my posting time on the X.
this guy has his priorities right