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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on May 20, 2015, 11:35:22 AM
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This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.
I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.
We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.
I will work on the charter if any are interested.
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This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.
I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.
We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.
I will work on the charter if any are interested.
Did you just say "coonsacks"?
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This biker war out in Tx got me thinking and I want to gauge your interest in starting an X biker gang.
I don't actually have a motorbike but I figure I could just drive my Lexus and meet up with those of you who do. I don't do tattoos but I like drugs and can pistol whip a bitch with the best of them.
We could mix it up and rumble with the outlaws and coonsacks, or whoever it is that wants to try us. I'm sure we'd be a really tough looking group of guys so we probably couldn't get many takers on a rumble.
I will work on the charter if any are interested.
All long as our crib, club or whatever has wifi capabilities then I am down with it.
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Do they have a Starbuck's in Waco?
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Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.
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I don't understand what is so intimidating about motorcycle gangs. Yeah all that leather is cute but your whole shtick is riding around in the second most vulnerable mode of transport known to man after the horse and buggy. It doesn't have to be a rival gang, your whole crew can get taken out by a befuddled octogenarian looking for the macy's exit.
I always figured if we started having trouble with one around here we would just quietly go around removing all the "look twice save a life" signs and let the problem sort itself out naturally.
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Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.
I think a Gus vest with maybe a few skulls would be pretty badass.
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Helmets mess my hair up plus I get a little nervous leaning into turns on my Trek anyway soooo, if it's cool, I'll just carpool with my mom to our meetings.
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Instead of a skull on our patch, we could have a skeleton napping in a lawn chair. We could call our gang "Son's of Mediocrity".
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Instead of a skull on our patch, we could have a skeleton napping in a lawn chair. We could call our gang "Son's of Mediocrity".
Yeah, and lets make sure any table meetings we have consist of BBQ and beer along shutting down before dark.
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X gang drive-by.
(http://i.imgur.com/Vyp897t.jpg)
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I have got to get my Schwinn Scooter out of the shop.
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We are all gonna need gangster names.
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I want Buzz to be my Old Lady.
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Can we shoot pool and come up with a cool initiation for new members?
Wait, we've already got one. But what if they don't have a dog?
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Can we shoot pool everybody in a city and not get caught and come up with a cool initiation for new members?
Wait, we've already got one. But what if they don't have a dog?
My bad thats already been done.
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I will bring the Mead.
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I don't understand what is so intimidating about motorcycle gangs. Yeah all that leather is cute but your whole shtick is riding around in the second most vulnerable mode of transport known to man after the horse and buggy. It doesn't have to be a rival gang, your whole crew can get taken out by a befuddled octogenarian looking for the macy's exit.
I always figured if we started having trouble with one around here we would just quietly go around removing all the "look twice save a life" signs and let the problem sort itself out naturally.
Leonard Smalls says you can eat a dick.
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I want Buzz to be my Old Lady.
I will look pretty badass on the back of your trike. Gives me the chance to flex for the other wimmenz.
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I will look pretty badass on the back of your trike. Gives me the chance to flex for the other wimmenz.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/if-you-can-read-this-the-bitch-fell-off-7833601_zpsu1d1jjnq.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/if-you-can-read-this-the-bitch-fell-off-7833601_zpsu1d1jjnq.jpg.html)
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Do we have to wear those heavy and bulky leather jackets, or can we get by with a vest? It's about to be summer and I hate being all sweaty and junk.
We can vote but I was thinking that maybe most of us have an old (or new in some cases) Member's Only jacket we could rip the sleeves off and put our insignia on. A tiger with a big X would look cool. I don't know what percent we'd be. I guess it depends on what the percentage applies.
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If we can get him back in the gang, Chad will handle the percentages.
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What should be the drug we push? My vote is on Molly, we should get ahead of the curve. Heroin is so 2014...
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What should be the drug we push? My vote is on Molly, we should get ahead of the curve. Heroin is so 2014...
I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.
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I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.
I'm thinking a little more rogue like injections. I've been hearing on JOX....I mean, my connection has the skinny on some real mean shit.
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Some great ideas guys. Keep brainstorming.
One area I'm def leaning toward is porn. We could make the movies and even act in them! I'd like to get some girls in the movies though. Not just us. That might be a hurdle but we can figure that out later.
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Some great ideas guys. Keep brainstorming.
One area I'm def leaning toward is porn. We could make the movies and even act in them! I'd like to get some girls in the movies though. Not just us. That might be a hurdle but we can figure that out later.
No question. Eventually, we'd need to work some girls into it.
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I say we push Viagra, We could make a killing in over 50 market. And I could get a discount.
I'm thinking a little more rogue like injections. I've been hearing on JOX....I mean, my connection has the skinny on some real mean shit.
Either way and I don't think our clientele could kick our ass. At least not some of us.
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wow. thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.
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No question. Eventually, we'd need to work some girls into it.
Let's start with that part. Don't want our first title to be , "Snaggle at Sauage-fest funnin"
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We are all gonna need gangster names.
Yours is 9 Iron
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wow. thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.
We hit rock bottom long ago.
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Yours is 9 Iron
Lexx Hymen here.
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wow. thanks for dumbing the X another notch with this thread.
We hit rock bottom long ago.
I just ran the calculations and came up with a 32.33 (repeating of course) percent chance that moment occurred on December 20, 2007, at 11:10:22 PM
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I just ran the calculations and came up with a 32.33 (repeating of course) percent chance that moment occurred on December 20, 2007, at 11:10:22 PM
That's a little over half.
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Yours is 9 Iron
Can't I be Long driver?
Yours would be Corporate Cocksman.
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Your porn name would be the name of your childhood pet, along with the name of the street where you grew up.
Per the internets.
or
http://pr0nname.com/
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Your porn name would be the name of your childhood pet, along with the name of the street where you grew up.
Per the internets.
I got Lexx Hymen off porn name generator. The pet and street name wouldn't really have any umph.
Duffy Warrenton. I don't think so.
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Can't I be Long driver?
Yours would be Corporate Cocksman.
I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.
9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.
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I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.
9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.
I'll have a talk with her tonight, I thought she just laughed when it was me and her.
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I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.
9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.
"Short Game" works as well.
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"Short Game" works as well.
You tell 'em, Putt-Putt!
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Just call me the Seed Man.
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Our first movie could be "Captain Jack Swallows" staring snaggs.
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Our first movie could be "Captain Jack Swallows" staring snaggs.
You damn right. The Snaggs would be aweso......wait.....what was the name of that movie again?
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Everyone needs to understand that your gang name needs to be different than your porn stage name. And you should really wait on the porn name until we know if we are going to be able to get any girls in it. There is no way to know at this point if you will be giving or receiving.
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Everyone needs to understand that your gang name needs to be different than your porn stage name. And you should really wait on the porn name until we know if we are going to be able to get any girls in it. There is no way to know at this point if you will be giving or receiving.
Good thinking. Gang name:
Schwinn Diesel
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Can't I be Long driver?
Your name is Flounder.
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I'm going to need a side car to ride in.
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Good thinking. Gang name:
Schwinn Diesel
Gang Name:
Texas 2 shot
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"Short Game" works as well.
Buzz already called this one.
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Good thinking. Gang name:
Schwinn Diesel
I've got a pretty cool bike. Of course I can't promise the helmet will be there.
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Buzz already called this one.
I thought he was the The Bird?
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Your name is Flounder.
Why Flounder?
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Why Flounder?
Why not? (burrrrrp)
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I call Motherfucker Jones.
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I call Motherfucker Jones.
Gonna be tough to talk you around children.
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I guess I'm stuck with Uncle Rico...
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Gonna be tough to talk you around children.
Nobody was going to talk to him anyway.
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This gang needs some respect to start out with. I say the first order of business should be to get my company to unblock the X.
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This gang needs some respect to start out with. I say the first order of business should be to get my company to unblock the X.
You want us to work up a number 6 on them?
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You want us to work up a number 6 on them?
Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
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Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlaUVFxN4SU
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I ran the Long driver name by your wife. She laughed and recommended "Mulligan" as an alternative.
9 Iron sounded tougher and Mulligan would make folks think we allow Irish into the gang.
Buzz ran his Wood by mrsdallas, and she asked for a mulligan (but only got a two-stroke drop)
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Gonna be tough to talk you around children.
Motherlover is the PG version.