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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on April 30, 2015, 11:15:17 AM
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Who will watch? I usually catch most of the opening night or at least keep flipping back to it to see who went where. Does Sammie go in the first? Where does Cameroon Artimus Pyle get picked? Does someone take an early shot at N. Marshall with his versatility?
Like I said, I usually watch some of it and yeah, I think the first day of the Draft is pretty keen. But, has this become the most over-hyped event in all of sports? Think about it. Since tOSU raised the trophy, it has been non-stop, every single day, wall-to-wall hype and coverage. First, it was the combine, which I get to a certain extent. But come on. At no point in a game, will an offensive lineman need to do a 40 yard dash. And at no point in any game will any player be required to perform a standing long jump. Every day, it's someone else's mock draft. Every day for months, it's a new show breaking down the draft. It's Chuckie going one on one with every potential draftee. It's a panel of former players grilling them later.
Just stop already so we can get this thing going and Chris Berman can spend the next 48 hours trying to be cute and funny.
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Won't watch one second of it, to be honest did not even know it was on. Playing golf till dark ,then heading home to consume beer.
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No. Third. No.
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Won't watch one second of it, to be honest did not even know it was on. Playing golf till dark ,then heading home to consume beer and watch the wife have sex with Buzz.
FTFY
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:meme: Oooo....Ooo....I want to watch too. Can I watch?
Wait...not Buzz.
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:meme: Oooo....Ooo....I want to watch too. Can I watch?
Wait...not Buzz.
Don't act all shy now, big boy.
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FTFY
Wife in California, Wait, Buzz where are you?
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The only reason I'll watch is that I'm curious to see which round Dee Liner goes in.
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Wife in California, Wait, Buzz where are you?
California on a last minute flight.
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California on a last minute flight.
At least he can pick up some of the cost.
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I won't watch just out of sheer hate.
I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts. I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown. It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game. I loathe the motherfucker.
I used to like FSU. Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too. Fuck Jimbo. What a piece of rancid shit he is. If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces. Let Jimbo defend that. What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too. No fucking morals or dignity at all.
I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way. I hate the bastard.
If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level. I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again. That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds. I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown. I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass.
Fuck him.
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I won't watch just out of sheer hate.
I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts. I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown. It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game. I loathe the motherfucker.
I used to like FSU. Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too. Fuck Jimbo. What a piece of rancid shit he is. If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces. Let Jimbo defend that. What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too. No fucking morals or dignity at all.
I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way. I hate the bastard.
If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level. I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again. That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds. I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown. I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass.
Fuck him.
So you want Tampa to riot?
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California on a last minute flight.
Payin cash, first class. Sittin next to Vanna White.
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So you want Tampa to riot?
If they draft Jaboozy?
I want Tampa to burn.
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I won't watch just out of sheer hate.
I don't think I've ever hated a player more than I despise Jabooboo Winston. I hate the way he looks. I hate the way he acts. I hate his sense of entitlement. I think he's a fucking clown. It disgusts me that Auburn allowed that baboon to throw a touchdown pass at the end to beat us in the NC game. I loathe the motherfucker.
I used to like FSU. Watching frog-faced Jimbo's high-pitched voice defense of this yammering cum gargler has made me hate the Semi-Noles, too. Fuck Jimbo. What a piece of rancid shit he is. If there were justice in the world, Jabooni would have tied Jimbo's wife up like a hog and jammed a broomstick up her twat. Then he would have skeeted in the kid's faces. Let Jimbo defend that. What's nauseating is that bag of turd weeds would have too. No fucking morals or dignity at all.
I will be the first to say that if Jabooney had suited up for Auburn I'd feel the same way. I hate the bastard.
If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level. I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again. That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds. I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown. I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass.
Fuck him.
Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel.
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Honestly, I think he is the second coming of Jamarcus Russell and will fail.
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Okay, I now have several to add to my repertoire.
Yammering cum gargler
Bag O' turd weeds
Deficient pile of marmoset scat
Finding ways to fit any of the above into casual conversation is my new purpose in life.
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Payin cash, first class. Sittin next to Vanna White.
And if shorty want to pop, we popping the Crist'
Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist
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Payin cash, first class. Sittin next to Vanna White.
She's drinking a lot of wine so scoring should be easy.
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She's drinking a lot of wine so scoring should be easy.
Scoring like LeBron.
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Scoring like LeBron.
She can get mean while drinking, he better bring his kobe game.
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She can get mean while drinking, he better bring his kobe game.
So she likes rough anal?
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If they draft Jaboozy?
I want Tampa to burn.
I thought you were wishing Jameis would marry your ex.
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So she likes rough anal?
Would not all anal be rough?
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Would not all anal be rough?
Not if you use the KY Warming Gel. It's an oil based lubricant that....wait....I mean, yes.
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hatehatehate.....
If he goes to Tampa, I hope he fails on a Jamarcus Russell level. I hope he's tasered as he prepares to rape yet another woman and as a result of the tasering is unable to play football ever again. That mentally deficient pile of marmoset scat isn't capable of working the counter at a McDonalds. I hope he ends up working as a janitor's assistant in Hueytown. I'd make it a point to go there several times a year to point and laugh at his ignorant ass.
Fuck him.
What if he put a tomato on your quarter pounder? (And one on your burger too)
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So the Rams take Gurley at 10?
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So the Rams take Gurley at 10?
That means Tre is on his way out...most likely. Bottom line is you don't draft a player and pay him 1st round, top 10 money and sit him behind anybody. Would love to see him come to the Falcons. (Save the ATL hate) They suck at RB and I really believe if he gets his chance to be an every down back, he's gonna' have one hell of a career.
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Gurley still isn't 100%
I'm glad to see that Shane Ray went to Denver.
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Gurley still isn't 100%
I'm glad to see that Shane Ray with to Denver.
Wait....I see what you did there.
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California wine is overrated. Fuck that. Waste of money to taste wine in California. Much better things to do in California.
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"NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport reported that the Eagles offered two first-round picks, a third-round pick, defensive tackle Fletcher Cox, linebacker Mychal Kendricks, cornerback Brandon Boykin and “more†to the Titans." - Idiots. This must be what it feels like to have been a Raiders fan the last 15 years. SMH
Indianapolis still has defensive needs but they bought their ace QB another major target signaling that they are going to dare people to stop them from scoring a lot of points. Give credit to the Colts for taking care of their QB. Meanwhile, Carolina drafted another linebacker because, you know, they don't have enough of those. Cam is gonna have to spin gold out of hay. Won't be surprised if he's elsewhere after this season.
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Meanwhile, Carolina drafted another linebacker because, you know, they don't have enough of those. Cam is gonna have to spin gold out of hay. Won't be surprised if he's elsewhere after this season.
Sammie Coates to the white courtesy phone, please.
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Panthers did most of their OL acquisitions through trades, etc.
Signed or resigned:
Jonathan Martin
Michael Oher
Martin Wallace
Chris Scott
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Sammie Coates to the white courtesy phone, please.
This would make my heart sing.
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California wine is overrated. Fuck that. Waste of money to taste wine in California. Much better things to do in California.
Not if your a female in wine group.
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Sammie off the board first to Steelers. 87th pick.
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Don't know about anyone else but my cable has been mucho screwed up the past two nights. Can't watch the draft or just about anything sports related. Having said that...weak...weak....weak draft for Auburn. Kind of speaks to why we sucked so bad down the stretch last year.
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Don't know about anyone else but my cable has been mucho screwed up the past two nights. Can't watch the draft or just about anything sports related. Having said that...weak...weak....weak draft for Auburn. Kind of speaks to why we sucked so bad down the stretch last year.
Odd that we had the rushing leader in the SEC but other RBs are going first.
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Jeff Fisher and the Rams sure have fallen out of love with Auburn players. Drafted a RB and TWO OTs so far. A little shocked because I thought they were high on Greg R. but maybe not.
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Oh and no Auburn player in the first two rounds of the NFL Draft for the third time in four years.
That sucxors.
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Jeff Fisher and the Rams sure have fallen out of love with Auburn players. Drafted a RB and TWO OTs so far. A little shocked because I thought they were high on Greg R. but maybe not.
Weren't they using him at guard as well?
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A little shocked because I thought they were high on Greg R. but maybe not.
Of the two OL they drafted, one is a G, the other is being projected at RT. Rams have had Robinson playing LT.
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Sammie off the board first to Steelers. 87th pick.
I'm good with this. I don't recall the Steelers having too many AU players on their roster. Now, if they keep Tate, they will have two. Steelers needed some help in the WR dept and they got one for dang good bargain.
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CA Payne to the Panthers.
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CJ to the Bungles, Gabe Wright to Detroit to play alongside "Nick Who?", and Angelo Blackson to the Titans.
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Looks like Nick Marshall will be a free agent. Kind of weird honestly but it is what it is.
Oh, and Reese Dismukes still un-drafted. That surprises me even more.
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Gabe Wright to Detroit to play alongside "Nick Who?"
Fairley is in STL now, though.
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Fairley is in STL now, though.
I forgot about that.
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Looks like Nick Marshall will be a free agent. Kind of weird honestly but it is what it is.
Oh, and Reese Dismukes still un-drafted. That surprises me even more.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C89uOeDL9Gw/hqdefault.jpg)
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(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/C89uOeDL9Gw/hqdefault.jpg)
So Reese holds Marshalls Whopper?
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Rumors say Marshall signs with Jags.
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I forgot about that.
Man, you are one pathetic loser.
https://youtu.be/QUzvs6gdrbo
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Very surprised about Marshall. I wasn't expecting him to get drafted high but I was thinking 4th round. The guy is probably as versatile an athlete as there was in the whole draft. Hope he proves em' all wrong.
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Very surprised about Marshall. I wasn't expecting him to get drafted high but I was thinking 4th round. The guy is probably as versatile an athlete as there was in the whole draft. Hope he proves em' all wrong.
Despite the vast quantity of vino I have consumed tonight, I genuinely believe Nick Marshall will be one of those unsung hero type players that will help a team win a Super Bowl one year. Guy has talent and heart.
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Listen, coming from a guy who knows about average QB play, Nick Marshall wasn't a good QB. Malzhan is a system coach who is fantastic at offense. One of the keys to him being so good is the fact that he has players running wide ass open on 60% of his passing plays. The fact that Marshall couldn't pass for 3000 yards in a season under Malzhan is telling. Jeremy Johnson will, 2 times. But Marshall benefitted from having outstanding big outstanding receivers. Otherwise, his deep balls were either way over thrown or just a prayer once he let it go.
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Listen, coming from a guy who knows about average QB play, Nick Marshall wasn't a good QB. Malzhan is a system coach who is fantastic at offense. One of the keys to him being so good is the fact that he has players running wide ass open on 60% of his passing plays. The fact that Marshall couldn't pass for 3000 yards in a season under Malzhan is telling. Jeremy Johnson will, 2 times. But Marshall benefitted from having outstanding big outstanding receivers. Otherwise, his deep balls were either way over thrown or just a prayer once he let it go.
This is pretty much the shared opinion of the experts on Malzahn's offenses. Really like having JJ in there to get us out of those bad quarters we went through, some back to back where we seem to lose our way. We always have the Wildcat at our disposal should we care to be predictable. Jason Campbell had established runners around his game and I'm hoping JJ will exhibit more fire as a leader on the field whereas Campbell almost seemed too reserved emotionally possibly due to having Brown and Williams back there. And I can see where Marshall benefited though I don't necessarily think his raw football talent is far off some of the recent past high round NFL picks that haven't translated well on the field. He can't make all the required throws but if a team should have use for a multipurpose player NM might be one that makes it... just maybe in the CFL.
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Listen, coming from a guy who knows about average QB play, Nick Marshall wasn't a good QB. Malzhan is a system coach who is fantastic at offense. One of the keys to him being so good is the fact that he has players running wide ass open on 60% of his passing plays. The fact that Marshall couldn't pass for 3000 yards in a season under Malzhan is telling. Jeremy Johnson will, 2 times. But Marshall benefitted from having outstanding big outstanding receivers. Otherwise, his deep balls were either way over thrown or just a prayer once he let it go.
You said deep balls. Snaggs wept.
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You said deep balls. Snaggs wept.
This is no way to start a Sunday. Now get to church and pray I don't cut you.
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Listen, coming from a guy who knows about average QB play, Nick Marshall wasn't a good QB. Malzhan is a system coach who is fantastic at offense. One of the keys to him being so good is the fact that he has players running wide ass open on 60% of his passing plays. The fact that Marshall couldn't pass for 3000 yards in a season under Malzhan is telling. Jeremy Johnson will, 2 times. But Marshall benefitted from having outstanding big outstanding receivers. Otherwise, his deep balls were either way over thrown or just a prayer once he let it go.
Good thing Marshall entered the NFL Draft as a CB.
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Biggest surprise was Reese Dismukes not being drafted because of "character" issues and worries that he couldn't get along with certain part of the lockerroom. The thought police violations will follow a white person forever. Never forget that. He signed as UFA with the Steelers. Not sure where he fits in there.
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Biggest surprise was Reese Dismukes not being drafted because of "character" issues and worries that he couldn't get along with certain part of the lockerroom. The thought police violations will follow a white person forever. Never forget that. He signed as UFA with the Steelers. Not sure where he fits in there.
In the NFL's defense, you can't allow a guy who has never raped a woman or 2, shoplifted, or beat up a woman into the league. Doing so would change the locker room environment and cause dissention among the players who earned their way into the league through the combination of athletic skill and criminal mayhem.
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Biggest surprise was Reese Dismukes not being drafted because of "character" issues and worries that he couldn't get along with certain part of the lockerroom. The thought police violations will follow a white person forever. Never forget that. He signed as UFA with the Steelers. Not sure where he fits in there.
Well, he did call Foster a nagger for recruiting guys to go to Tuscaloosa with him while on an official to AU. Only Trooper Taylor was allowed to call Reuben a nagger. I think it was contractual, so, it's understandable. Dismukes is a terrible kid and Foster has overcome a troubled youth to be a shining example of what kind of upstanding young men Saban produces.
Just deal with it.
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Good thing Marshall entered the NFL Draft as a CB.
Touche.
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Very surprised about Marshall. I wasn't expecting him to get drafted high but I was thinking 4th round. The guy is probably as versatile an athlete as there was in the whole draft. Hope he proves em' all wrong.
I wasn't really expecting him to get drafted high either, however, I was expecting him to be high when he got drafted. Now, I expect him to be a high free agent.
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I wasn't really expecting him to get drafted high either, however, I was expecting him to be high when he got drafted. Now, I expect him to be a high free agent.
:rimshot:
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I wasn't really expecting him to get drafted high either, however, I was expecting him to be high when he got drafted. Now, I expect him to be a high free agent.
I was gonna go play in the league
but then I got high
Ooooo oooo oooo
I was gonna play cornerback, too
but then I got high
Baaa-da-da-dada-dap
I had to sign a free agent deal
and I know why, hey hey
Cause I got high
Cause I got high
Cause I got hiiiigh!