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Title: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 09, 2014, 09:59:52 AM
Put it here. I know there are other threads but this one is specifically for breaking news.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2014, 10:13:10 AM
Someone ought to break a foot off in yo ass.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 09, 2014, 10:17:27 AM
(http://makeameme.org/media/created/wow-you.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 09, 2014, 10:25:02 AM
Someone ought to break a foot off in yo ass.
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2014, 10:26:34 AM
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?

Well, he did say Jehovah.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Saniflush on December 09, 2014, 10:26:58 AM
Can we have him stoned or at least shunned by the community?

I would be in favor of helping him get stoned.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 09, 2014, 10:28:12 AM
EEEEEverybody must get stoned.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 09, 2014, 10:32:54 AM
I would be in favor of helping him get stoned.
How 'bout we get him stoned then shun him. He won't know what didn't hit him.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 09, 2014, 10:35:41 AM
EEEEEverybody must get stoned.

I would not feel so all alone
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 09, 2014, 11:15:40 AM
I would not feel so all alone
You know a stoned soul picnic would be a nice change of pace. I'll bring the jelly roll.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 09, 2014, 01:05:52 PM
You know a stoned soul picnic would be a nice change of pace. I'll bring the jelly roll.


That would be soul deep.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: CCTAU on December 09, 2014, 01:22:48 PM
Bill Clark is still on the list!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2014, 06:24:45 PM
Clemson's DC Brent Venables is a name that's starting to pop up. He'd be a huge hire, slightly less than Muschamp, but huge hire non the less, IMO.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: wesfau2 on December 09, 2014, 06:25:40 PM
Clemson's DC Brent Venables is a name that's starting to pop up. He'd be a huge hire, slightly less than Muschamp, but huge hire non the less, IMO.

Wasn't he at Oklahoma at some point?

Dabo/Bob disciple?  Fuck no.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2014, 06:29:57 PM
Wasn't he at Oklahoma at some point?

Dabo/Bob disciple?  Fuck no.
Yup, was at Oklahoma and I don't give a flying fuck about "disciples", I like seeing results...Clemson ran a similar offense to Auburn while they led the Country in total defense.

Clemson D:
2012 - 65th total defense
(Brent Venables hired)
2013 - 25th total defense
2014 - 1st total defense

He'd be a very nice consolation prize if Muschamp decides go to South Carolina or back to the NFL.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Kaos on December 09, 2014, 07:18:46 PM
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 09, 2014, 07:41:08 PM
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.

Thanks K, now that you said that, Venables will be AUs next DC.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: DnATL on December 09, 2014, 07:42:18 PM
Clemson sucks and I don't like anything that's been around Dickhole Swinney.
Thanks K, now that you said that, Venables will be AUs next DC.
All hat
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2014, 08:19:38 PM
Dave Aranadanabanana would definitely help with bowl preparations, he's a pretty damn good DC too...so is Pat Nard Dawg outta MeatChicken State..lets get one of them.

My list...
Will Muschamp
Brent Venables
Dave Aranadanabanana
Pat Nard Dawg
Barry Odom
Bill Clark
Woody Widenhofer
Manny Diaz
Nick Saban
Kirby Smart
Tommy Tuberville
Paul Rhoades
Rob Ryan
Bill Cowher
Joe Lee Dunn

Any of them will do.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 09, 2014, 09:11:08 PM
Dave Aranadanabanana would definitely help with bowl preparations, he's a pretty damn good DC too...so is Pat Nard Dawg outta MeatChicken State..lets get one of them.

My list...
Will Muschamp
Brent Venables
Dave Aranadanabanana
Pat Nard Dawg
Barry Odom
Bill Clark
Woody Widenhofer
Manny Diaz
Nick Saban
Kirby Smart
Tommy Tuberville
Paul Rhoades
Rob Ryan
Bill Cowher

Any of them will do.
Muschamp-two years tops. Is that enough?
Venables-can't stand Dabo either. Was he the DC when W.Va lit them up? But yeah hard to argue results.
Aranda- yes

Odom-terrific against lower level competition. Beliema wanted him last season.
Diaz-yeah but he has mixed results.
Rhoades-yes but our D started slipping before he left.
Clark-see Odom.

Narduzzi-he's not leaving, He makes MSU the force that it is.

Charles Kelly-Promoted DB coach. They win. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2014, 10:09:57 PM
I want to add Buzz to the list.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2014, 10:51:04 PM
I want to add Buzz to the list.
We want a leader not a loser!!!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 09, 2014, 11:26:55 PM
I want to add Buzz to the list.

I could have us in the top 120 in no time.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
I could have us in the top 120 in no time.
That the spirit like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 09, 2014, 11:29:41 PM
That the spirit like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Just imagine how great a defense would be with 11 star positions
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Jumbo on December 09, 2014, 11:30:16 PM
I could have us in the top 120 in no time.
That's the spirit like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 09, 2014, 11:32:26 PM
I added another name to the DC list.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember Coach Joe Lee Dunn having a "no speed rushing DE" problem.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 09, 2014, 11:32:51 PM
That's the spirit like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

Wait...the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2014, 04:18:45 AM
I added another name to the DC list.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember Coach Joe Lee Dunn having a "no speed rushing DE" problem.
No you're correct...he ran a jailbreak about 79 % or 4/5 of the time.

 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 10, 2014, 05:20:39 AM
No you're correct...he ran a jailbreak about 79 % or 4/5 of the time.
I like the jail break defense...I wish we would've ran that this season. We couldn't stop offenses from scoring, so why not blitz the fuck outta the QB and make him panic.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2014, 07:42:39 AM
I like the jail break defense...I wish we would've ran that this season. We couldn't stop offenses from scoring, so why not blitz the fuck outta the QB and make him panic.
Give me Whitt Jr.
Steeler's trying to do it on the cheap.
Add Kevin Greene.
We get firey, we get knowhow from the highest level, we get Auburn men.
Both know it's about matching numbers to skill sets and Sexton can keep shopping.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 10, 2014, 09:07:31 AM
we get Auburn men.

Stop it.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2014, 09:17:57 AM
I'm hearing that some are disappointed that I haven't been able to divulge more information regarding what is going on behind the scenes in our defensive coordinator search. I can understand the frustration but let me explain that I didn't get into a position of influence within AU athletics by having loose lips.

There may be some things that I can share in the very near future. In the meantime, watch what you say about WT very closely and remember that I can always have any of you killed.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2014, 09:45:34 AM
Stop it.
Good point...firey's overrated too although this team plays without emotion. But if I had my rathers I would roll back the clock for Bill Oliver.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 10, 2014, 09:50:09 AM
I'm hearing that some are disappointed that I haven't been able to divulge more information regarding what is going on behind the scenes in our defensive coordinator search. I can understand the frustration but let me explain that I didn't get into a position of influence within AU athletics by having loose lips.

There may be some things that I can share in the very near future. In the meantime, watch what you say about WT very closely and remember that I can always have any of you killed.


You're saying the blow jobs had nothing to do with it?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 10, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
Joe Lee Dunn, Wayne Hall, Bill Oliver - all not coaching in D1 for a reason. Once great, but the game has passed these guys by.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2014, 10:54:37 AM

You're saying the blow jobs had nothing to do with it?
The blow jobs have absolutely nothing to do with it. I mean, yes, they don't.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2014, 11:03:26 AM
Joe Lee Dunn, Wayne Hall, Bill Oliver - all not coaching in D1 for a reason. Once great, but the game has passed these guys by.
Yup and Oliver is 75.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on December 10, 2014, 02:39:14 PM
Yup and Oliver is 75.

This guy is dead!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Saniflush on December 10, 2014, 02:50:12 PM
This guy is dead!

Mark. Him. Off. The. List.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 10, 2014, 03:14:43 PM
Mark. Him. Off. The. List.
He ain't cold yet!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Godfather on December 10, 2014, 03:23:05 PM
Mark. Him. Off. The. List.

Most of those guys never had a prime.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2014, 04:12:32 PM
I added another name to the DC list.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember Coach Joe Lee Dunn having a "no speed rushing DE" problem.
No, but if I remember correctly, he did have a dickeydo problem at one time.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 10, 2014, 04:25:31 PM
Word is, Bill Clark.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2014, 04:26:29 PM
Word is, Bill Clark.
Don't be teasing me bitch.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 10, 2014, 05:00:13 PM
Word is, Bill Clark.

I thought bird was the word?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 10, 2014, 05:10:18 PM
I thought bird was the word?

Only when Bill allows it.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 10, 2014, 05:24:30 PM
B-B-B-B-B-Bill-Bill
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 10, 2014, 06:29:50 PM
B-B-B-B-B-Bill-Bill

Bill wants you to suck his dill and swallow it like a pill because it would be a thrill for you to kneel and know the deal for real.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Jumbo on December 10, 2014, 06:30:38 PM
Most of those guys never had a prime.
I wish we had him two years ago!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2014, 08:02:04 PM
It looks promising.
http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ (http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 10, 2014, 08:21:02 PM
I wish we had him two years ago!

We did
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: The Prowler on December 11, 2014, 01:43:08 AM
Joe Lee Dunn, Wayne Hall, Bill Oliver - all not coaching in D1 for a reason. Once great, but the game has passed these guys by.
Woody Widenhofer isn't coaching either, iirc he's a toll booth operator...the man behind the Steel Curtain is now a toll booth operator. SMH, what is this world coming to?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 11, 2014, 07:37:45 AM
Woody Widenhofer isn't coaching either, iirc he's a toll booth operator...the man behind the Steel Curtain is now a toll booth operator. SMH, what is this world coming to?
The world need's ditch diggers too.
Woody's making a difference Prowler.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Catphish Tilly on December 11, 2014, 09:06:04 AM
Woody Widenhofer isn't coaching either, iirc he's a toll booth operator...the man behind the Steel Curtain is now a toll booth operator. SMH, what is this world coming to?

Yeah but just try getting through without your swipe pass.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 11, 2014, 09:21:43 AM
Yeah but just try getting through without your swipe pass.
Woody by example is teaching us that our national defense is only as strong as the weakest spline of that umbrella. W.W. don't take no wooden nickels.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2014, 10:47:00 AM
I talked with one of my sources this a.m. and there is a strong possibility that there will be a press conference within the next 48 hrs with your new d Cor in attendance! It's not 100% but strong. If it's not within the next 48, then he assured me that it would be announced before spring practice starts.
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Post by: Saniflush on December 11, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
I talked with one of my sources this a.m. and there is a strong possibility that there will be a press conference within the next 48 hrs with your new d Cor in attendance! It's not 100% but strong. If it's not within the next 48, then he assured me that it would be announced before spring practice starts.

That's some straight up scoop right there.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 11, 2014, 11:43:44 AM
Tell me we don't get Aranda by default since Anderson ran off for Corvalis, the Mecca of college football.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2014, 11:45:15 AM
Tell me we don't get Aranda by default since Anderson ran off for Corvalis, the Mecca of college football.
If we do, I just hope that we get Tony and Dawn too. I would like to have the 3 back together.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2014, 12:09:24 PM
If we do, I just hope that we get Tony and Dawn too. I would like to have the 3 back together.


As much as I hate recognizing good hussell by you..... :thumsup:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 11, 2014, 12:13:35 PM

As much as I hate recognizing good hussell by you..... :thumsup:
Thanks. I'll have to admit, I got a big kick out of it.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 11, 2014, 12:16:40 PM
If we do, I just hope that we get Tony and Dawn too. I would like to have the 3 back together.
Tony's dead...mark him off the list too.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 12, 2014, 09:32:27 AM
One of my sources (We call him Deepthroat. Not based on the Watergate informant but because he likes to deepthroat) indicated to me last pm that today is the day.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2014, 09:39:36 AM
One of my sources (We call him Deepthroat. Not based on the Watergate informant but because he likes to deepthroat) indicated to me last pm that today is the day.

And u believed it?  Ha.  What a maroon.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AM
And u believed it?  Ha.  What a maroon.
I think Pelini is still on the menu.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
I think Pelini is still on the menu.

Enough about WT's deepthroat friend
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2014, 01:07:06 PM
Enough about WT's deepthroat friend

Clark on one end and Pelini on the other?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 12, 2014, 01:51:48 PM
Muschamp was just interviewed by U. of Houston according to Yahoo.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 12, 2014, 01:59:20 PM
Muschamp was just interviewed by U. of Houston according to Yahoo.


Stepping back. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 12, 2014, 02:15:40 PM

Stepping back.

IMHO...time to move on. This has drug on long enough.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 12, 2014, 02:25:59 PM
IMHO...time to move on. This has drug on long enough.

I agree.  I think in his position he takes the Houston job if offered.  I don't think this is a courtesy interview either. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 12, 2014, 02:40:13 PM
I agree.  I think in his position he takes the Houston job if offered.  I don't think this is a courtesy interview either.
Yep. Pretty obvious his primary focus is finding another HC gig to prove everyone wrong. And he's obviously in a great financial position so he doesn't need to jump at the first thing that looks good.

We all want it fast but I don't think Gus is in any hurry for this. There may be other good options available after the bowl season that we aren't aware of.

Although Champ would bring a buzz and help with recruiting, I don't think a 1 and done is what we need. That's why I'm more prone to be o.k. with some of the under the radar guys. We need coaching up more than anything. The AU program sells itself.
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Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2014, 03:12:21 PM
Not sweating it. I still think he ends up Auburn as the next DC. I mean, Muschamp at least has to consider the Houston job but when the pen meets the checkbook, Auburns got this. You add the family element to the mix, I consider an already done deal.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 12, 2014, 03:18:05 PM
Not sweating it. I still think he ends up Auburn as the next DC. I mean, Muschamp at least has to consider the Houston job but when the pen meets the checkbook, Auburns got this. You add the family element to the mix, I consider an already done deal.
Man, I really hate to see you freak out over this. If there was anything to worry about, I would give you an indication, although I probably couldn't just come right out and give specifics.

I will only say BOOM, SHAKKA LAKKA LAKKA BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA LAKKA there she was just a walking down the street, singing doo waa diddy diddy dum diddy do.

Bill's got this, man.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 12, 2014, 03:20:38 PM
Man, I really hate to see you freak out over this. If there was anything to worry about, I would give you an indication, although I probably couldn't just come right out and give specifics.

I will only say BOOM, SHAKKA LAKKA LAKKA BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA LAKKA there she was just a walking down the street, singing doo waa diddy diddy dum diddy do.

Bill's got this, man.

Between Bill and Pelini, you are a busy man. No really, between them.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 12, 2014, 03:35:47 PM
This is only the third most important position to the entire athletic department by impact. We need to get this right. Go get THE guy like we went after Pearl. We have had mediocre...we are a nine win team with mediocre. That's what Pelini was and he is being looked at by Youngstown St. (ESPN)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 12, 2014, 04:00:58 PM
If he comes fine, but I think Auburn has waited long enough. We have recruiting and a bowl game coming up. We need a DC in place.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS ON D-COR SEARCH!!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 13, 2014, 01:22:02 PM
We have a winner in the contest.
Sorry Buzz. It was a tight race but you finished a distant third, right behind Bill Clark and just ahead of two dead guys. Hold on to your dreams and save those tee shirts. A DC is only as good as his last game. WDE!