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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 11:44:07 AM

Title: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 11:44:07 AM
Anyone heard what he's up to today? AU1 plane in B'ham?

He's a son of a bitch.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 11:44:51 AM
Someone needs to give him a chance. Thats all I know.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 11:55:37 AM
Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 11:56:12 AM
Everybody loves Raymond, except Bill Clark.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 11:56:37 AM
Bill Clark can slam a revolving door.

Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 12:01:45 PM
Well, in fairness to him, he DID just go through one.

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 12:10:17 PM
You know those "Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law" tags on mattresses? Bill Clark cuts them off.

You just can't hide badassery like that.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2014, 12:11:22 PM
Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2014, 12:20:19 PM
Has anyone tried this new Bill Clark toilet paper?

Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Kaos on December 04, 2014, 12:30:26 PM
I heard he can eat just one.  And that M&Ms melt in his hand. 
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Post by: jmar on December 04, 2014, 12:38:49 PM
Rough, tough and doesn't take shit off anyone.
Bill Clark stands behind his products.
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Post by: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2014, 12:42:41 PM
Superman wears Bill Clark underoos.

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Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 12:53:25 PM
Bill Clark could make Tony Romo a good quarterback.   
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 12:55:59 PM
Sasquatch has a fuzzy, grainy picture of Bill Clark.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
When Google has a question, it Bill Clark's it.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 12:56:56 PM
If he had to, Bill Clark could give himself CPR.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 12:59:57 PM
Billl Clark is super KEEN.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 01:04:22 PM
Bill Clark can swim












on land.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 01:05:49 PM
Bill Clark once showed me a video of him making love to my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 04, 2014, 01:08:09 PM
Bill Clark really died 20 years ago.  Death hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 01:09:02 PM
Bill clark can delete the recycle bin.
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Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2014, 01:20:17 PM
Bill Clark can get me pregnant.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 01:23:07 PM
Bill Clark mathematically proved that the bird is the word.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 01:41:17 PM
Bill Clark can operate multiple drill presses at the same time.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 01:44:38 PM

Bill Clark isn't in the movie "The Expendables", because Bill Clark isn't expendable.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 01:55:17 PM
Erectile dysfunction suffers from Bill Clark.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 02:00:07 PM
Bill Clark was born the day before the Nazis surrendered. Coincidence? I think not.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 02:17:47 PM

Medusa carries a mirror just in case she bumps into Bill CLark.. and the mirror isn't for Bill Clark.
 



 

   




Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Godfather on December 04, 2014, 02:22:21 PM
Bill Clark taught Chuck Norris how to fight.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 02:26:26 PM
Point of order re the erectile dysfunction post. That was a WT original and not a single Like so far.

I don't mean this to be rude but this isn't the only damn place on the interweb for WT to post. I am big in several places out there.

Sometimes, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I really mean it this time.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 02:29:11 PM
Point of order re the erectile dysfunction post. That was a WT original and not a single Like so far.

I don't mean this to be rude but this isn't the only damn place on the interweb for WT to post. I am big in several places out there.

Sometimes, you don't know what you've got until it's gone. I really mean it this time.

Sounds like you are quite the expert in this area.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 02:46:39 PM

Bill Clark completed Halo Reach on Legendary without dying, using a Guitar Hero controller.
 

Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 02:50:07 PM
Bill Clark doesn't bleed because his blood knows better than to try and leave.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
Bill Clark once told Martin Luther King about a dream he had.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 04, 2014, 02:55:11 PM
Bill Clark shoots whiskey in his neck with a syringe.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 04, 2014, 02:56:56 PM
Sounds to me like Bill Clark is too preoccupied doing super human shit rather than coaching. I'll pass.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 04, 2014, 03:05:06 PM
Sounds to me like Bill Clark is too preoccupied doing super human shit rather than coaching. I'll pass.

You'd better delete this.  You do know you're only here because Bill Clark allows you to live, right?
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: dallaswareagle on December 04, 2014, 03:11:42 PM

Bill Clark can win a game of mine sweeper in one turn
 

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Post by: djsimp on December 04, 2014, 06:11:15 PM
Bill Clark and Chuck Norris, that is all.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 04, 2014, 07:33:40 PM
Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Bill Clark stories.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2014, 10:07:30 PM
When Bill Clark was born, the only person that cried was the doctor.  Never slap Bill Clark!
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Post by: Buzz Killington on December 04, 2014, 10:11:41 PM
Orange is the new Bill Clark
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Post by: Godfather on December 05, 2014, 09:04:57 AM
Bill Clark has a grizzly bear carpet in his office. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 05, 2014, 09:32:15 AM
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Bill Clark but there weren't any horses around?
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 05, 2014, 09:33:30 AM
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Bill Clark but there weren't any horses around?

Don't keep us waiting you bastard! Let me guess.....did he slap a saddle on you and enter you in a thoroughbred race? Don't you tease us you sick bastard.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 05, 2014, 09:35:51 AM
Don't keep us waiting you bastard! Let me guess.....did he slap a saddle on you and enter you in a thoroughbred race? Don't you tease us you sick bastard.
Yep. You should've seen how leg muscles developed. And then they tried to shoot me and all that stuff. How did you know?
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Kaos on December 06, 2014, 02:00:59 AM
Bill Clark has a grizzly bear carpet in his office. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Bill Clark stole all presents from the Who's in Whoville.  And when he heard them gathered together to sing on Christmas morning, he gave not one single fuck. 
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2014, 12:00:56 PM
Bill Clark stole all presents from the Who's in Whoville.  And when he heard them gathered together to sing on Christmas morning, he gave not one single fudge.

You're a mean one, Mr. Clark
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 06, 2014, 01:54:14 PM
I came here this am to keep you guys up to date.

I'm not at liberty to discuss a lot about this but I will say that my sources indicate that there will be no D Cor announcement within the next 15 minutes. However, there could be an announcement during the SEC championship this pm. Also, there may not be.

War Eagle guys.



Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: jmar on December 06, 2014, 02:34:21 PM
I came here this am to keep you guys up to date.

I'm not at liberty to discuss a lot about this but I will say that my sources indicate that there will be no D Cor announcement within the next 15 minutes. However, there could be an announcement during the SEC championship this pm. Also, there may not be.

War Eagle guys.
Can't wait for anything or nothing to happen WT.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: AWK on December 06, 2014, 05:51:30 PM
I came here this am to keep you guys up to date.

I'm not at liberty to discuss a lot about this but I will say that my sources indicate that there will be no D Cor announcement within the next 15 minutes. However, there could be an announcement during the SEC championship this pm. Also, there may not be.

War Eagle guys.
Thanks David.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: GH2001 on December 06, 2014, 07:29:11 PM
The...

(http://www.ellissaw.com/images/47.jpg)

...hath spoken.
Title: Re: Bill Clark!!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2014, 08:12:44 PM
I just wish he would report back from some of the EOTTC functions.