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Title: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 04:22:17 PM
Suck it, bitches.


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Friday, November  2

Flight:   Delta 905
Departs:   4:10 pm from Atlanta, Georgia
Arrives:   5:44 pm at Las Vegas, Nevada
Seats:   15E
Gate:   A16


Sunday, November  4

Flight:   Delta 924
Departs:   3:10 pm from Las Vegas, Nevada
Arrives:   9:54 pm at Atlanta, Georgia
Seats:   19D
Gate:   D40



Want to know what the weather is like in Las Vegas, Nevada?
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 01, 2007, 04:24:18 PM
Any particular reason to go?

Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 04:26:49 PM
Any particular reason to go?



I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 04:28:24 PM
Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 01, 2007, 04:28:34 PM
I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.


I knew there was a reason I liked you. 

(and when I say "like you" I mean that in a totally non Taylor way)
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 04:36:56 PM
Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

The Palms.

Not if they looks like this:



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Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: wesfau on November 01, 2007, 04:42:17 PM
I haven't been to a casino in almost three weeks. I'm getting the shakes.


I just got back from Biloxi.  Good times at the craps table.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 04:56:46 PM
The Palms.

Not if they looks like this:



They weren't that ugly.  That's someone's grandma. 
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Tarheel on November 01, 2007, 04:59:18 PM
Headed there myself next weekend for the Cigar Aficionado Big Smoke...then off to the Dominican Republic for four days to smoke cigars, drink mojitos, and check out the DFWs (dirty fucking whores)...suck it yourself!
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 05:01:44 PM
Headed there myself next weekend for the Cigar Aficionado Big Smoke...then off to the Dominican Republic for four days to smoke cigars, drink mojitos, and check out the DFWs (dirty fucking whores)...suck it yourself!

Aren't mojitos a gay drink ?
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 05:02:46 PM
I just got back from Biloxi.  Good times at the craps table.
How much ?
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Tarheel on November 01, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
Aren't mojitos a gay drink ?

Depends on whose serving them and the location I think...while you're in Vegas go to Chateau Fuente at Ceasar's Palace and you'll know exactly what I mean...my god those are some fine, fine looking women!
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 05:07:03 PM
Depends on whose serving them and the location I think...while you're in Vegas go to Chateau Fuente at Ceasar's Palace and you'll know exactly what I mean...my god those are some fine, fine looking women!

After downing a couple of mojitos at Chateau Fuente, he likes to swing by the Shadow Bar and have a couple of cosmo's. 
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Thrilla on November 01, 2007, 05:08:15 PM
Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.

Fucking Hilarious!  Most of the time this man talks shit, but this time he's telling the truth.  I was there when the strippers did it to him for his bachelor party.  He forgot to mention the fact that we all did the tit funnel in the hot tub...the stripper would push her tits together and pour an entire beer into the crease, and we would all place our mouths under her tits and chug the beer.  It tasted like a mixture of beer, sweat, and perfume.  I'm getting hard thinking about it.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 05:11:29 PM
And who could forget the old 'pick up the dollar bill off your nose with no hands' trick that it took her 10 times to do before it worked.  I smelled a mixture of 3-day old tuna and Wild Orchid body lotion for weeks.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Thrilla on November 01, 2007, 05:13:44 PM
My dick just went limp and I puked all over my desk.  Those were some nasty bitches. :puke:
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Thrilla on November 01, 2007, 05:15:02 PM
Best strip club to go to:  The Spearmint Rhino.  Dear God they don't make women like that anywhere else.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 05:18:08 PM
Best strip club to go to:  The Spearmint Rhino.  Dear God they don't make women like that anywhere else.

Where was I when this excursion took place?  I don't remember the Spearmint Rhino.

EDIT:  Scratch that, I remember now... 
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: AWK on November 01, 2007, 05:37:38 PM
Fuck you Howard, I dont like you.  What does that say?  And Brad I'm in class, but this response made me laugh out loud literally:

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Where are you staying?

I can hook you up with a couple of ugly strippers that will strip you naked and beat you with your own belt while being choked by a dog leash, if that sort of thing is your bag.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: wesfau on November 01, 2007, 09:47:41 PM
How much ?

A modest $300, but the good times were found in costume that one dealer was sporting.  She was posted up at the table opposite mine (across the pit), standing next to dude in the chair so that her back was to me. 

Her costume: Marie Antoinette...in the shortest damned hoop dress I've ever seen. 

Every time she bent over the table to place a bet or pay, her cameltoe was staring our table down.  The dealers and the players on my side of the table were loving it.  My lapses in concentration on the game probably affected my winnings.

Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 10:59:42 PM
Depends on whose serving them and the location I think...while you're in Vegas go to Chateau Fuente at Ceasar's Palace and you'll know exactly what I mean...my god those are some fine, fine looking women!

Chateau Fuente ? As in A. Fuente ? Will do.

Where are you staying out there ? Ceasar's ?

Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2007, 07:28:14 AM
Chateau Fuente ? As in A. Fuente ?


You aren't as dumb as you look.

http://www.vegas.com/nightlife/bars/casafuente.html
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Tarheel on November 02, 2007, 02:41:35 PM
Chateau Fuente ? As in A. Fuente ? Will do.

Where are you staying out there ? Ceasar's ?


Meant Casa Fuente...sorry...Chateau Fuente is the Fuente family tobacco farm in the Dominican Republic.  And yes it is as in A. Fuente cigars.  Im actually staying up on Fremont Street at the Golden Nugget.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2007, 02:44:09 PM
Meant Casa Fuente...sorry...Chateau Fuente is the Fuente family tobacco farm in the Dominican Republic.  And yes it is as in A. Fuente cigars.  Im actually staying up on Fremont Street at the Golden Nugget[/] Nigget.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 02, 2007, 03:33:33 PM
I had planned on heading to Vegas next weekend, but some jackass backed out on me.  :big:
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 02, 2007, 03:38:20 PM
I had planned on heading to Vegas next weekend, but some jackass backed out on me.  :big:

Hey I told you Tarheel and Garman would still be going but you were the one afraid they would gang rape the Navy man.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Tarheel on November 02, 2007, 04:49:01 PM
Hey I told you Tarheel and Garman would still be going but you were the one afraid they would gang rape the Navy man.

"The Navy!  They're weak...now Marines on the other hand..."
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Godfather on November 02, 2007, 09:54:35 PM
Hey I told you Tarheel and Garman would still be going but you were the one afraid they would gang rape the Navy man.

Next year Chief I'm in and we'll get Howie to go...just couldn't swing it this year, you know why.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 04, 2007, 02:37:38 PM
It's on then! Maybe Tarheel and Garman can scout out some reputable bail bondsmen for us while they're out there this year.
Title: Re: Mecca Calls
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2007, 07:26:31 AM
It's on then! Maybe Tarheel and Garman can scout out some reputable bail bondsmen for us while they're out there this year.

Garman has them on speed dial as well as some "other" numbers.