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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 07, 2014, 10:13:22 AM
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Well, fuck Jello, too.
New collegiate molds featuring the "Top 20 Teams"
Alabama
Arkansas
Missouri
LSU
Tennessee
Florida
Georgia
A&M
Not included:
Auburn
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Fuck Jello.
Guess who's getting a letter.
Mailing Address
Kraft Foods Group, Inc.
Consumer Relations
Three Lakes Drive
Northfield, IL 60093
1-877-535-5666
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Well, fuck Jello, too.
New collegiate molds featuring the "Top 20 Teams"
Alabama
Arkansas
Missouri
LSU
Tennessee
Florida
Georgia
A&M
Not included:
Auburn
Vanderbilt
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Ole Miss
South Carolina
Fuck Jello.
Guess who's getting a letter.
Mailing Address
Kraft Foods Group, Inc.
Consumer Relations
Three Lakes Drive
Northfield, IL 60093
1-877-535-5666
Mizzou?? Tennessee??
Maybe they just figured out which redneck fanbases eat the most jello (and SPAM).
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This tells me a couple of things.
1) Auburn folks can afford something other than chilled color water.
2) I am gonna enjoy the letter that get's fired off and subsequently posted here.
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This tells me a couple of things.
1) Auburn folks can afford something other than chilled color water.
2) I am gonna enjoy the letter that get's fired off and subsequently posted here.
The first one for sure. Who gives a fuck if Jello doesn't make a mold of our logo? It's not all a grand conspiracy. Maybe Jacobs thought that seeing frat boys do AU shaped electric jello shots of a girl's abs was bad branding.
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Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games
The Chronicle's report suggested that the Jell-O team logos are likely to be usurped for college drinking games that mix alcohol and gelatin. "And yes, these molds will more than likely be used to make Jell-O shots," wrote Craig Hlavaty of the Houston Chronicle. "These are college teams after all."
An Alabama Southern Baptist leader said he hopes that's not the case. Jell-O shots and other drinking games encourage dangerous binge drinking among college students, he said.
"It's a serious, serious issue," said the Rev. Joe Godfrey, former president of the Alabama Baptist Convention. "It seems for college kids the focus is on getting drunk, that's the goal of the drinking games. It's almost a rite of passage, like this is what college kids are expected to do."
Godfrey, now executive director of the anti-alcohol group Alabama Citizens Action Program, lobbies against expanded alcohol sales. They lobbied unsuccessfully when Tuscaloosa and Northport voted in 2011 to allow alcohol sales on Sunday, warning about increased drinking by college students. ALCAP also opposes the movement to push for alcohol sales at college football stadiums. "The surgeon general has said we need to take action to curb alcohol abuse on college campuses," Godfrey said. "This is just another avenue. You can't stop Jell-O. What we need is tighter control of college students' access to alcohol. The more it's available, the more students are going to use and abuse alcohol."
Jello-O said in its press release that it envisions team-theme Jigglers as a tailgaiting snack.
"College football fans will score a touchdown at their tailgates with these delicious Jell-O treats," Risien said.
http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2 (http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2)
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Look who's on the teevee, momma. It's the debil.
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Look who's on the teevee, momma. It's the debil.
Nonsense, I invented electricity.
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(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-11338625352771_2262_192464407)
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(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-11338625352771_2262_192464407)
If you use orange jello with this, does it get lost?
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(http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-11338625352771_2262_192464407)
**Jello Brands make no claim that this product is compliant with Jello Brand Jello or Pudding
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Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games
http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2 (http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2)
Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?
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Can I get an AMEN from the congregation?
aMEN!
(http://lackofaclevertitle.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/jimmy_swaggart.jpg)
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Baptist leader concerned they'll be used for drinking games
http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2 (http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2014/08/jell-o_jigglers_top_20_8_sec_t.html#incart_m-rpt-2)
I'm actually surprised this is even in question.