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Title: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on October 31, 2007, 05:15:28 PM
As some of you may already know I will be leaving between the 7th and 9th of November for my second tour to Iraq.  Barring an invasion of lower 48, the state of Texas imploding or my impending arrest for the incident last month involving me and the 17 year old daughter of the post commander I will be in Auburn on Saturday for what will be my last game to see in person until 2009... granted, nothing happens during the course of the next 15 months.  I don't know if Mark is going to have his usual tailgate spot up and running or not... may try to park there anyway.  If any of you are going to be around stop by there and say hello and goodbye at the same time. One stop shopping! If Mark doesn't have a tailgate for this game I'll just be walking around campus with my girlfriend and showing her around before the game so otherwise I'll see you on the flipside.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Thrilla on October 31, 2007, 06:57:34 PM
Godspeed man.  I'll be unable to stop by as we won't be there for this upcoming game.  Here's to your safe return   :bar:

Nuke some Haji's while you're there!  We should be ready for a championship season when you get back.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 31, 2007, 10:43:04 PM
To your successful mission and safe return!  :bar:

Take care!
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 01, 2007, 08:30:00 AM
Here's to a successful tour with a safe return. :bar:
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Tiger Six on November 01, 2007, 08:58:05 AM
I would love to be there Adam, but I have Reserves this weekend.  I am planning on sending my wife and kids down there, so I want you to stay at least 1000 feet away from them at all times. 
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Ogre on November 01, 2007, 09:06:09 AM
I wish I was going down to Auburn this weekend.  Beer's on me when you get back. 
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 01, 2007, 09:36:25 AM
Looks like I will be the only one down there to see if a quarter really will bounce off your girlfriend's ass.

Don't be drinking those fruity umbrella drinks around me either.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on November 01, 2007, 10:18:14 AM
Looks like I will be the only one down there to see if a quarter really will bounce off your girlfriend's ass.

Don't be drinking those fruity umbrella drinks around me either.
I'm up to half-dollars now... bitch.

Why do you hate mimosas?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on November 01, 2007, 10:18:58 AM
I am planning on sending my wife and kids down there, so I want you to stay at least 1000 feet away from them at all times. 
Why? What have they contracted?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 01, 2007, 10:22:47 AM
Why? What have they contracted?

Good taste?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on November 01, 2007, 11:21:42 AM
Good taste?
Well played, sir.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Tarheel on November 01, 2007, 12:41:59 PM
I can't make it but I'll send my best regards with Howard.  Seriously, stay safe, good luck, and Godspeed to ya.  I'll have to get the Upper Georgia crowd together for a beer (or fruity drink) in your honor.

Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Jumbo on November 01, 2007, 01:09:46 PM
Here's to a successful tour with a safe return. :bar:
Ill second that, take care playa
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 01, 2007, 01:42:58 PM
I plan on being there playa.  I'll stop by the susal place and get a beer from you. 
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: JohnDeere on November 01, 2007, 02:24:18 PM
I won't make it this Saturday.

I hope you don't get busted with 30 gigs of porn on your machine the first week in country, like on your last deployment.

And save some money this time.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 01, 2007, 03:45:00 PM
Take care brother! I'll have a cigar and glass of scotch waiting for you on your return. Will you be able to post from over there?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Lurking Tiger on November 01, 2007, 04:24:45 PM
Send us your address when you get settled. I'll send you the occasional care package.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 01, 2007, 06:03:53 PM
I'm grateful fo all that you guys do!!!!!!!

Good Luck, God Speed, and WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on November 02, 2007, 01:10:36 AM
Will you be able to post from over there?
Should be able to. Try not to delete my ass when I don't long in at least once at week? Deal?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Godfather on November 03, 2007, 09:29:41 AM
You know I can't make it, but you better fuckin check in with us whenever you can. :cheers: God Speed Good Soldier, be safe!
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 05, 2007, 08:50:45 AM
Should be able to. Try not to delete my ass when I don't long in at least once at week? Deal?
I'm signing you up for 100 shares of AUN while you are gone.  Hope you come back with a couple dollars in your pocket to flip the bill.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 05, 2007, 09:21:49 AM
I'm signing you up for 100 shares of AUN while you are gone.  Hope you come back with a couple dollars in your pocket to flip the bill.

For the record after meeting Dawn I can only assume that she is a "gun for hire" since she is not a troll and was with Adam willingly.  Sorry we had to bolt before the game was over but we needed to take care of some bidness.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2007, 07:24:46 AM
I was wondering about this fuck yesterday.  Got this from him for those of you who have not seen it.

Quote
All,

Sorry for the mass email but I thought it was easier
to click "select all" from my address book instead of
weeding through it and sending out individual emails.

Firstly, I rarely send emails from my Yahoo account
but I did this time because my Army account has some
stupid rule about too many recipients so please
continue to email me at adam.hallmark@us.army.mil.
Secondly, just wanted to let everyone know that I flew
into Kuwait late Sunday night (Kuwait time) after
making pit stops in Bangor, Maine and Leipzig,
Germany. Right now I'm on Camp Buehring (for those
that are "old school," like myself, you remember it as
Camp Udairi the last time you were here... and it
still stinks) out in the middle of the Kuwaiti desert
where we're spending most of our time test firing
individual weapons and the weapon systems on our tanks
and Bradleys. We should be here probably another week
or so before we catch a C-130 flight to what's going
to be our permanent home in northern Iraq until
February/March 2009. I'll be 30 years old by the time
I get back to the States and spending the last two
years of my 20's in a combat zone is exactly how I
wanted to spend them. I'm kidding, of course... ha...
ha.

So that's the gist of it. For anyone that may want to
know my mailing address in Iraq will be:

CPT Hallmark, Adam D.
HHT, 1st Squadron, 3d ACR
APO AE 09351

Thanks to those who called and emailed me just prior
to my leaving Texas. If you feel the need to pray for
me then, please, by all means do so. A little help
from the Man upstairs is always welcomed. And I'm sure
I left someone off the list because they probably
aren't in my address book so if you want to forward
this on then feel free to do so... so long as who you
forward it to ISN'T certifiably crazy. :-)

Take care,

Adam
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Godfather on November 14, 2007, 08:42:27 AM
I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2007, 10:04:15 AM
I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

I am thinking that a stop by the local sex shop for a blow up sheep may be in order.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: JohnDeere on November 14, 2007, 10:13:10 AM
I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.

Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2007, 10:26:46 AM
Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.

I don't think that the fruity drinks that he likes will keep. 
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: AWK on November 14, 2007, 10:49:32 AM
Put the liquor in a rubbing alchol or hydrogen peroxide bottle.

I spent a few nights drinking tangeria out of a brown hydrogen peroxide bottle in the middle of the desert.
This usually works, that or a bottle of mouth wash. 
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Jumbo on November 14, 2007, 02:10:05 PM
I am probably going to send the fucker a care package for xmas. Stuff like cigars, playboys, liquor (can I send that, for those of you that know?) maybe some AU stuff. If anyone wants to chip in cash, or a note let me know.
I was thinking the same thing, I'll chip in cash for sure. What can we send him? We could send him a TigersX Raven porn package with
Black and Milds for sure.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: JohnDeere on November 16, 2007, 03:41:55 PM
This usually works, that or a bottle of mouth wash. 

a mouth wash bottle is TOO obvious, plus most mouth wash bottles are clear.
Somebody will know something is up if they see a bottle of peppermint mouth wash and the liquid in the bottle is an amber color or clear.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 16, 2007, 04:50:26 PM
a mouth wash bottle is TOO obvious, plus most mouth wash bottles are clear.
Somebody will know something is up if they see a bottle of peppermint mouth wash and the liquid in the bottle is an amber color or clear.


Well of course.  For the mouthwash bottle you use vodka with a little food coloring.  These are not amateurs you are dealing with here.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: CCTAU on November 16, 2007, 06:02:28 PM
Go to the post office and get a couple of "Flat Rate" boxes. They hold a good bit of stuff and you only pay around $8. Tell them it's for Iraq and they will give you some free. I would think flushable wipes are especially needed for the first few weeks...... I don't think they check the boxes so a few "personal" bottles should get through.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: JohnDeere on November 16, 2007, 10:17:30 PM
Well of course.  For the mouthwash bottle you use vodka with a little food coloring.  These are not amateurs you are dealing with here.
Professional Alcholics?
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Saniflush on November 19, 2007, 07:51:57 AM
Professional Alcholics?

I've been called worse.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Jumbo on November 19, 2007, 02:28:21 PM
Professional Alcholics?
I tried this past weekend to gain that status.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on December 15, 2007, 12:24:51 PM
Send rum!!!

Actually, you can get away with sending mini bottles of liquor like the kind served on airlines. Just wrap it in a paper towel or soemthing else that is soft or acts like a cushion so they don't clank around in the box. Post offices stateside never check the contents of what's being shipped out. Just don't write on the customs form that liquor is inside. You might as well toss it in the trash if you do that... so lie.

I appreciate the offers to send care packages but you really don't have to. Thanks all the same........

....................

...................................

Who am I kidding!?!?! Send rum!! And porn!! And vodka!! And maybe a pocket pussy? A new one that is, I don't want Howard's worn out shit.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Godfather on December 15, 2007, 01:48:50 PM
you werent supposed to read this dumbass....go shoot some rag-heads would you.
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: D-Day on December 16, 2007, 02:24:27 PM
I would but the little bastards are behaving for the most part!!! Grrrr!!!!!!
Title: Re: Come say bye you ungrateful fuckers
Post by: Sweetwater 420 on December 19, 2007, 09:08:33 AM
Well,,   OK
"BYE YOU UNGREATFUL FUCKERS"









WOO PIG SOOIE