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Title: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Godfather on August 23, 2008, 10:15:54 AM
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 08:21:46 AM
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?

Tell your pussy ass brother to book the flight and make his own posts.
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Tiger Six on August 25, 2008, 08:38:16 AM
He has waited until the child is 6 to take him to his first game?  I realize it is a long trip and all, but 6? 

Has the child been circumcised yet?  Is he potty trained?  I mean, if he has waited six long years before he takes him to Mecca, in what other area has he been negligent?  Do they still feed him Gerber's?

I am contacting the South Florida office of DHR TODAY. 

And just for the record, it's LA-Monroe.  Tickets will be easier than Chad after five Mojitos. 
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2008, 09:18:13 AM
Anyone with seasons not going to the opening game?  My brother would like to take his 6 year old son to his first ever Auburn game, but doesn't want to book a flight till he has tickets.   Anyone?

I've got 2 that I'll sell at face value ($35/ticket).  Give me a call if he still needs them.

Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 25, 2008, 12:11:58 PM
Tell him he can pick 2 up off the ground on the way in.  At very worst, he'll drop $5.00 apiece on the open market 10 minutes before kick off.
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Tiger Six on August 25, 2008, 02:23:25 PM
Tell him he can pick 2 up off the ground on the way in.  At very worst, he'll drop $5.00 apiece on the open market 10 minutes before kick off.

You realize that we are destroying Orge's profit margin.
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Saniflush on August 25, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
You realize that we are destroying Orge's profit margin.

The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Ogre on August 25, 2008, 07:49:50 PM
The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 

Fuck all that namby-pamby feelgoodism bullshit.  I wantsta get paid!
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: AWK on August 26, 2008, 01:15:45 AM
The day walker has no business trying to get full price from AU folks for that game. 
hah, Howard, you going to be at the game?
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 08:43:55 AM
hah, Howard, you going to be at the game?

Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Tiger Six on August 26, 2008, 09:02:48 AM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

What do you mean funny?  Like he amuses you?  Like he's a clown?
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: AWK on August 26, 2008, 09:24:05 AM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Well shit, then I guess we need to drink a few pre-game.
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 11:19:14 AM
What do you mean funny?  Like he amuses you?  Like he's a clown?

"You know.  Just funny."

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Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: wesfau2 on August 26, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Yeah, Glenn, I guess it is kind of funny.
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: wesfau2 on August 26, 2008, 12:43:48 PM
Fuck all that namby-pamby feelgoodism bullshit.  I wantsta get paid!

You're clearly not an Auburn Man and have not read the Auburn Creed. 
Title: Re: Louisiana Mon Opener
Post by: Saniflush on August 26, 2008, 12:48:25 PM
You're clearly not an Auburn Man and have not read the Auburn Creed. 

Daywalkers only have allegiance to the night.