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Title: Just a little off the top....
Post by: Godfather on July 25, 2014, 10:08:56 AM
Hope recovery is going well Snaggle...prayers set.

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Alabama Husband Woke Up Post-Circumcision With No Penis: Lawsuit
An Alabama man who went in to a hospital for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his penis had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday. Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his penis.

"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves. Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said. A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit. "We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System. The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages. The hospital, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, Urology Centers of Alabama and two doctors are named as defendants in the lawsuit, according to Graves. Representatives for the Simon-Williamson Clinic and the Urology Centers of Alabama did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: War Eagle!!! on July 25, 2014, 10:20:48 AM
Hope recovery is going well Snaggle...prayers set.

Wait...his penis is missing, but he doesn't remember the date it went missing, but the hospital says his penis is not missing?
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: Tiger Wench on July 25, 2014, 12:03:40 PM
Wait...his penis is missing, but he doesn't remember the date it went missing, but the hospital says his penis is not missing?

This. 

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: Godfather on July 25, 2014, 12:33:03 PM
rawl tahd
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 25, 2014, 02:00:17 PM
"The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages."

I would seek all of the money in the world.
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: AUTiger1 on July 25, 2014, 02:04:22 PM
Snaggs is gonna need a lawyer that cares.
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: Godfather on July 25, 2014, 03:49:01 PM
"The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages."

I would seek all of the money in the world.
Still wouldn't be enough.

I think I would have left the man in the turtleneck alone.
Title: Re: Just a little off the top....
Post by: DnATL on July 25, 2014, 10:33:53 PM
Wait...his penis is missing, but he doesn't remember the date it went missing, but the hospital says his penis is not missing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4)