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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: The Six on July 23, 2014, 12:27:21 PM
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Post and do tell
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Here's the trailer for my all time worst: After Last Season. $5 million budget. Wonder where that was spent?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7qCOe8WG4I#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7qCOe8WG4I#ws)
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All the way through? Or walked out/stopped before it finished?
Adam Sandler's Grown Ups didn't make it to 20 minutes for me. I shut it off right around the time one of the characters played tongue-fencing with some girl in a parking lot.
The Day After Tomorrow was one of the shittiest films I finished. Was with a group of friends in the theater so it was hard to leave. That movie was god-awful.
A third coming to mind is Where the Wild Things Are. Shitty adaptation of a wonderful children's book.
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I actually sat through all of Ishtar. Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better. I think my brain is still bleeding.
Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.
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Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.
I LOVED What Dreams May Come. I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.
Prometheus has to be up there as well. It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series. Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.
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I am sure I have seen worst but caught this one Last Sat night/Sun morn, could not sleep and found the artistic gem. Not only was the acting bad, but the graphics were awful.
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/MV5BMzQ3MTkzNzQyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTg0OTk1MDE_V1_SY317_CR120214317_AL_1_zps6a00e04e.jpg) (http://s164.photobucket.com/user/miked0003/media/MV5BMzQ3MTkzNzQyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTg0OTk1MDE_V1_SY317_CR120214317_AL_1_zps6a00e04e.jpg.html)
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I actually sat through all of Ishtar. Kept thinking that with that talent, it had to get better. I think my brain is still bleeding.
Second runner up is that Robin Williams disaster "What Dreams May Come". It was touted as a Robin Williams movie, which, at that time, meant hilarity. No clue in the trailer about the real plot. Opens with one of his kids getting hit by a car in front of their house with the entire family watching. Then everybody else dies after much agony. The single most depressing movie I have ever seen.
I came here to post the same thing about Ishtar. I kept thinking it has to get better. I mean two huge stars like this..
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144 minutes that are just fucking gone. Forever.
(http://gaffa.org/sensual/p_braz2.jpg)
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144 minutes that are just fucking gone. Forever.
(http://gaffa.org/sensual/p_braz2.jpg)
So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?
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So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?
That's what's even worse. Tarhill recommended it.
(although I have heard that he puts out)
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I also submit Anaconda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzL224UKBc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzL224UKBc#)
It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.
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I submit to you...
Leonard Part 6.
/thread
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Pluto Nash
Meet Dave
Norbit
A Thousand Words
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I also submit Anaconda.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzL224UKBc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXzL224UKBc#)
It's got the cast to be a fun, B-level monster movie. But since only Jon Voight apparently got the memo and everyone else plays it so straight, it sucks like a Hoover. So much fail in this movie.
Deep Blue is my recently viewed entry just behind Anaconda which I saw several months ago.
A double feature of fail.
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Dream Catcher
Any Tyer Perry movie
The Fountain
First and Third I walked out on at the Theater. Aronofsky is hit or miss to me. And the third movie was a big miss even with Jackman.
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What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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I LOVED What Dreams May Come. I could see people being upset thinking it's a comedy though.
Prometheus has to be up there as well. It's not the worst movie in the world, but it was SO hyped and it should have been a prequel to the Alien series. Instead it was dumbshit character after dumbshit character doing stupid things that didn't make sense.
I wouldn't say that I loved it, but it was a good movie and I liked it.
I still submit Tammy as the worst movie I have ever seen for all the hype it got. The only movie we've ever walked out on. Pretty sure that some b-movie horror flick like Lunch Meat was worse, but I can't remember the last time I saw something so bad.
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titanic
"twist ending" my ass
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titanic
"twist ending" my ass
the twist was at the beginning when the old lady showed everyone her boobies. Surprise!! :tits: :puke:
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titanic
"twist ending" my ass
Still never seen it! FTW!!!
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Pearl Harbor. I watched the premier in Pearl Harbor on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
The actors were there, and the Navy put some B-17's on deck to set the mood. Several of us got up and walked away less than halfway through it.
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Hands Down Winner.....
Caddy Shack 2
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You guys are all rookies...Wait until Chizad gets in this thread, his entire movie "collection" is full of shit hole movies.
The worst ever:
The Room.
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You guys are all rookies...Wait until Chizad gets in this thread, his entire movie "collection" is full of shoot hole movies.
The worst ever:
The Room.
The Room is number 2, my friend. Trust me. After Last Season beats it.
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Pearl Harbor. I watched the premier in Pearl Harbor on the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
The actors were there, and the Navy put some B-17's on deck to set the mood. Several of us got up and walked away less than halfway through it.
Pearl Harbor was bad, but I never understand the visceral critiques it received. It didn't seem THAT bad to me.
Another one is Armageddon. I get it. It was horrific science and the movie was lame. But some people treat this movie like it's the worst abomination to ever hit the big screen.
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Pearl Harbor was bad, but I never understand the visceral critiques it received. It didn't seem THAT bad to me.
Another one is Armageddon. I get it. It was horrific science and the movie was lame. But some people treat this movie like it's the worst abomination to ever hit the big screen.
Anything with Steve Buschemi gets a pass.
NO NUKES... NO NUKES... NO NUKES!
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Natural Born Killers gets my vote. Followed along with a chick to see it, thinking I'd get lucky afterwards. Talk about a mood killer.
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Natural Born Killers gets my vote. Followed along with a chick to see it, thinking I'd get lucky afterwards. Talk about a mood killer.
Offshoot:
Movies that lubed them up.
Over a period of about a year or so, I took six or eight different girls to see either Officer and a Gentleman or Risky Business. It worked four times and almost worked two others. Those two reined up short of the goal.
In the few months before those two movies became staples, I tried taking one or two to Porky's. I laughed like hell, but they were not amused. I learned from this and changed tactics.
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Natural Born Killers gets my vote. Followed along with a chick to see it, thinking I'd get lucky afterwards. Talk about a mood killer.
Other than your failure to close the deal, I have to strongly disagree. Love this movie.
Downey, Jr. participating in a prison riot and calling his Asian sidepiece to declare, "I'm coming home to shove a hot pepper up your ass!" is pure entertainment.
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Another one is Armageddon. I get it. It was horrific science and the movie was lame. But some people treat this movie like it's the worst abomination to ever hit the big screen.
Blasphemy. May Bull rip off your head and shit down the hole!
Very entertaining movie. I give one shit not about the science. A team of oil drillers saved the earth. Nothing more American than that!
That and Buschi duct taped to the chair!
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Saving Ryan's privates.
War and porn don't mix.
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Even y'all's taste in bad movies is bad.
Half of y'all's lists are good to great movies.
Taylor already mentioned The Room.
Other "greats" just off the top of my head:
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(http://www.amoeba.com/admin/uploads/blog/Phil/hardtickettohawaiifront.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-woxlrg655vE/Tc6jm1965BI/AAAAAAAAEHU/O-avM602Ac8/s400/Gooby-2009-Hollywood-Movie-Watch-Online.jpg)
(http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/contenu/data/0003758/affiche-surf-nazis-must-die-1987-1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/PiecesPoster.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc5NjI4Mzg0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQxMzAyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Jack_Frost_VideoCover.png/220px-Jack_Frost_VideoCover.png)
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144 minutes that are just fucking gone. Forever.
(http://gaffa.org/sensual/p_braz2.jpg)
So how drunk/high/in love with some bimbo were you?
Why do y'all hate Monty Python?
Seriously, I like Terry Gilliam's stuff. It's weird & out there, but I enjoy it.
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Even y'all's taste in bad movies is bad.
Half of y'all's lists are good to great movies.
Taylor already mentioned The Room.
Other "greats" just off the top of my head:
(http://images.moviepostershop.com/troll-2-movie-poster-1990-1020745587.jpg)
(http://www.amoeba.com/admin/uploads/blog/Phil/hardtickettohawaiifront.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-woxlrg655vE/Tc6jm1965BI/AAAAAAAAEHU/O-avM602Ac8/s400/Gooby-2009-Hollywood-Movie-Watch-Online.jpg)
(http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/contenu/data/0003758/affiche-surf-nazis-must-die-1987-1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/PiecesPoster.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc5NjI4Mzg0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQxMzAyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Jack_Frost_VideoCover.png/220px-Jack_Frost_VideoCover.png)
These don't count because any ration human would know out of the gate that they sucked a diarrhea laden ass.
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Oooh, almost forgot probably the best/worst of the bunch.
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Oooh, almost forgot probably the best/worst of the bunch.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/00/Pocket_ninjas_dvd.jpg/220px-Pocket_ninjas_dvd.jpg)
Hell, most guys have those.
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Hell, most guys have those.
Quiet, Quick and gone in 30 secs?
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Quiet, Quick and gone in 30 secs?
I have one Mexican in my group, he cleans up before he leaves.
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Worst recent movie. Brick Mansions. The horror....the horror....the acting.....the horror.
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Troma's got some good ones. The Toxic Avenger series is premo. Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD as well.
Also, the entire Killer Tomatoes series.
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Worst recent movie. Brick Mansions. The horror....the horror....the acting.....the horror.
That's how I felt about the Hamner Sex Tape.
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The Auburn 2012 (DVD) greatest offensive plays was pretty bad. But was damn quick so that helped.
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The Auburn 2012 (DVD) greatest offensive plays was pretty bad. But was damn quick so that helped.
I think that qualifies as a "snuff film".
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Anchorman 2
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Flight, Grown ups 2, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Rampart, Cougar Club just to name a few.
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Surprised no one has mentioned Tremors yet.
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Surprised no one has mentioned Tremors yet.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/88152/tremors-o.gif)
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Surprised no one has mentioned Tremors yet.
Kiss my ENTIRE ass (block at least an hour out of your schedule). That is an AWESOME movie. A true cult classic.
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Surprised no one has mentioned Tremors yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw3O7XiyDA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw3O7XiyDA#)
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Kiss my ENTIRE ass (block at least an hour out of your schedule). That is an AWESOME movie. A true cult classic.
This mother fucker don't you talk bad about Val, Earl & Burt!!! They're God damn American Heros!! :fu:
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Kiss my ENTIRE ass (block at least an hour out of your schedule). That is an AWESOME movie. A true cult classic.
Thank you. You beat me to it. How could anybody NOT like that.
Helluva cast too.
I think Remo Williams should hunt AUTiger1 down.
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Thank you. You beat me to it. How could anybody NOT like that.
Helluva cast too.
I think Remo Williams should hunt AUTiger1 down.
This mother fucker don't you talk bad about Val, Earl & Burt!!! They're God damn American Heros!! :fu:
I think Reba could probably take him.
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Punch Drunk Love. I turned it off after 10 minutes.
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Thank you. You beat me to it. How could anybody NOT like that.
Helluva cast too.
I think Remo Williams should hunt AUTiger1 down.
Dear God, I had almost forgot about that one. Remo not impressive, but Chiun scares the hell out of me.
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Dear God, I had almost forgot about that one. Remo not impressive, but Chiun scares the hell out of me.
The books were really good.
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Kiss my ENTIRE ass (block at least an hour out of your schedule). That is an AWESOME movie. A true cult classic.
Awful movie. Will use quotes from it and will watch it if I am flipping channels, but awful movie.
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The books were really good.
Have heard they were. My dad loved them but fiction is not something that I read a lot of. I've tried but just can't do it.
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Have heard they were. My dad loved them but fiction is not something that I read a lot of. I've tried but just can't do it.
Short reads. A day or two usually at most but the one liners from Chun were funny as hell.
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Chizad you watched this yet?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw3O7XiyDA# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjw3O7XiyDA#)
Movie would have been better had that thing ate the kids in footloose every time they danced
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Movie would have been better had that thing ate the kids in footloose every time they danced
They could have changed the name of it to "Footless".
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Short reads. A day or two usually at most but the one liners from Chun were funny as hell.
That might just work. About two days is the limit for me on most fiction books.
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That might just work. About two days is the limit for me on most fiction books.
So you read this then?
(http://www.book-ends.com/Gene_Chizik_cover.jpg)
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So you read this then?
(http://www.book-ends.com/Gene_Chizik_cover.jpg)
BOOM!
I tried reading it and made it about a third of the way through. Brutally boring read.
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So you read this then?
(http://www.book-ends.com/Gene_Chizik_cover.jpg)
:bugs:
Actually have a copy and never cracked it open. After what others have said I may use it as fire starter.
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BOOM!
I tried reading it and made it about a third of the way through. Brutally boring read.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0#)
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BOOM!
I tried reading it and made it about a third of the way through. Brutally boring read.
I had it on audio book.
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