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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: AUChizad on July 01, 2014, 09:41:57 PM
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http://youtu.be/laLoeVDX_0A (http://youtu.be/laLoeVDX_0A)
Just watched it tonight.
Modern-day Airplane/Naked Gun type of comedy.
I LOL'ed throughout. Kaos will hate it.
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Hate Paul Rudd. Waste of human flesh.
Love Amy Poehler. Would like to press her flesh.
So I'm torn.
The fact that it was released with zero promotion and no boost from the studio tells me enough, though. Was a good idea on paper and then they saw it. Will wait on the Netflix.
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Hate Paul Rudd. Waste of human flesh.
Love Amy Poehler. Would like to press her flesh.
So I'm torn.
If it helps the tie-breaker it's a David Wain movie. He was in The State and did Wet Hot American Summer, The Ten, Wanderlust, Role Models, Children's Hospital, and Burning Love. If you are familiar with any of those.
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If it helps the tie-breaker it's a David Wain movie. He was in The State and did Wet Hot American Summer, The Ten, Wanderlust, Role Models, Children's Hospital, and Burning Love. If you are familiar with any of those.
Children's Hospital is the jewel in those newer accomplishments.
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Hate Paul Rudd. Waste of human flesh.
Love Amy Poehler. Would like to press her flesh.
So I'm torn.
The fact that it was released with zero promotion and no boost from the studio tells me enough, though. Was a good idea on paper and then they saw it. Will wait on the Netflix.
You think Rudd is bad but Poehler is good? Holy shit.
She's just a skinny version of Melissa McHippo....obnoxious, crude, sketch artist at heart, can't actually ACT worth a shit on the big screen. Ive seen Rudd do some decent acting before all of the silly Will Ferrell type movies (ie - Friends).
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Children's Hospital is the jewel in those newer accomplishments.
Agree and it's more in line with that than the others.
Absurd brainless humor. If you're above it, you will hate this movie.
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You think Rudd is bad but Poehler is good? Holy shit.
She's just a skinny version of Melissa McHippo....obnoxious, crude, sketch artist at heart, can't actually ACT worth a shit on the big screen. Ive seen Rudd do some decent acting before all of the silly Will Ferrell type movies (ie - Friends).
Rudd is a bland, talentless doof. Can't stand him. Plays the same schlump in every single film. I've probably seen half a dozen movies he's been in and the best comparison I can come up with is Dane Cook. He's worse than Dane Cook. Terrible in Schmucks. Terrible in that movie with Tina Fey (Admission). Terrible in Anchormans. Awful in Idiot Bro. Abysmal in Love you man. A schnook but barely okay in Role Models. He even sucked in Clueless. He's not as offensive as Adam Sandler but he has just about as much of a clue about what's funny as Sandler does -- which is to say no clue whatsoever.
Poehler is cute. Very much so. I don't think I've ever watched an actual movie she was in so I can't speak to her acting capacity. I liked her on SNL. Loved her on SNL, actually. And she's okay on the few Parks and Rec episodes I've seen. She's nothing like Melissa McHippo.
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Rudd is a bland, talentless doof. Can't stand him. Plays the same schlump in every single film. I've probably seen half a dozen movies he's been in and the best comparison I can come up with is Dane Cook. He's worse than Dane Cook. Terrible in Schmucks. Terrible in that movie with Tina Fey (Admission). Terrible in Anchormans. Awful in Idiot Bro. Abysmal in Love you man. A schnook but barely okay in Role Models. He even sucked in Clueless. He's not as offensive as Adam Sandler but he has just about as much of a clue about what's funny as Sandler does -- which is to say no clue whatsoever.
Poehler is cute. Very much so. I don't think I've ever watched an actual movie she was in so I can't speak to her acting capacity. I liked her on SNL. Loved her on SNL, actually. And she's okay on the few Parks and Rec episodes I've seen. She's nothing like Melissa McHippo.
Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.
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Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.
You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.
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You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.
(http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/152730658-e1355433005681.jpg)
She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.
In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
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In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
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She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.
In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
I don't find her particularly attractive myself but she is higher than a 4. Waysus Christo, who the fuck is a ten then.
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Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.
This would be a hilarious one.
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This would be a hilarious one.
or aka every other one of Melissa McElephant's "jokes".
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You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.
Negative.
Tina Fey though? Yes.
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I'm sexually frustrated but even if I wasn't, I'd gladly be the meat in a Fey & Poehler sammich. Yummy.
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She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.
In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
7 or 8 for me because "attractiveness" takes into account more than just the cursory glance at appearance.
If you don't want to do it, I'll take your turn.
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I don't find her particularly attractive myself but she is higher than a 4. Waysus Christo, who the fuck is a ten then.
Agreed.
Saw her recently in a group pic at some group comedy show. The shot was from over her right shoulder...she's built like Nell Carter.
That said:
"attractiveness" takes into account more than just the cursory glance at appearance.
K and I agree here. And here:
If you don't want to do it, I'll take your turn.
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I stand by my 4.
If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.
Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.
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I stand by my 4.
If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.
Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.
We clearly go to different malls. I didn't see a total of four people over the age of 18 who were better looking than her at malls in Pensacola and Mobile this week. If I had, I would have texted them pictures of my junk.
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I stand by my 4.
If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.
Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.
Agreed...until you count the funny factor. And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence. Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.
Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
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We clearly go to different malls. I didn't see a total of four people over the age of 18 who were better looking than her at malls in Pensacola and Mobile this week. If I had, I would have texted them pictures of my junk.
Did you leave your kid in the car?
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Agreed...until you count the funny factor. And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence. Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.
Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
I can see that. I have those. Sara Silverman 13 years ago, for example. Aubrey Plaza. Emma Stone.
Gotta have something there to begin with though. I can see going from a 4 to a 6 or something. But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
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But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
My guess is that this is because she doesn't have a dick.
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Did you leave your kid in the car?
No. But I did see about 431 fatherless fucks between the ages of 5 and 25 I wanted to round up and bake in my vehicle.