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Title: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 01, 2014, 09:41:57 PM
http://youtu.be/laLoeVDX_0A (http://youtu.be/laLoeVDX_0A)

Just watched it tonight.

Modern-day Airplane/Naked Gun type of comedy.

I LOL'ed throughout. Kaos will hate it.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 01, 2014, 09:48:06 PM
Hate Paul Rudd.  Waste of human flesh. 

Love Amy Poehler.  Would like to press her flesh. 

So I'm torn. 

The fact that it was released with zero promotion and no boost from the studio tells me enough, though.  Was a good idea on paper and then they saw it.  Will wait on the Netflix. 
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 01, 2014, 09:54:47 PM
Hate Paul Rudd.  Waste of human flesh. 

Love Amy Poehler.  Would like to press her flesh. 

So I'm torn.
If it helps the tie-breaker it's a David Wain movie. He was in The State and did Wet Hot American Summer, The Ten, Wanderlust, Role Models, Children's Hospital, and Burning Love. If you are familiar with any of those.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: wesfau2 on July 02, 2014, 08:36:51 AM
If it helps the tie-breaker it's a David Wain movie. He was in The State and did Wet Hot American Summer, The Ten, Wanderlust, Role Models, Children's Hospital, and Burning Love. If you are familiar with any of those.

Children's Hospital is the jewel in those newer accomplishments.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 10:07:04 AM
Hate Paul Rudd.  Waste of human flesh. 

Love Amy Poehler.  Would like to press her flesh. 

So I'm torn. 

The fact that it was released with zero promotion and no boost from the studio tells me enough, though.  Was a good idea on paper and then they saw it.  Will wait on the Netflix.

You think Rudd is bad but Poehler is good? Holy shit.

She's just a skinny version of Melissa McHippo....obnoxious, crude, sketch artist at heart, can't actually ACT worth a shit on the big screen. Ive seen Rudd do some decent acting before all of the silly Will Ferrell type movies (ie - Friends).
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 02, 2014, 11:50:09 AM
Children's Hospital is the jewel in those newer accomplishments.
Agree and it's more in line with that than the others.

Absurd brainless humor. If you're above it, you will hate this movie.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 02, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
You think Rudd is bad but Poehler is good? Holy shit.

She's just a skinny version of Melissa McHippo....obnoxious, crude, sketch artist at heart, can't actually ACT worth a shit on the big screen. Ive seen Rudd do some decent acting before all of the silly Will Ferrell type movies (ie - Friends).

Rudd is a bland, talentless doof.  Can't stand him. Plays the same schlump in every single film.  I've probably seen half a dozen movies he's been in and the best comparison I can come up with is Dane Cook.  He's worse than Dane Cook.  Terrible in Schmucks. Terrible in that movie with Tina Fey (Admission). Terrible in Anchormans. Awful in Idiot Bro. Abysmal in Love you man. A schnook but barely okay in Role Models. He even sucked in Clueless.  He's not as offensive as Adam Sandler but he has just about as much of a clue about what's funny as Sandler does -- which is to say no clue whatsoever. 

Poehler is cute.  Very much so.  I don't think I've ever watched an actual movie she was in so I can't speak to her acting capacity.  I liked her on SNL.  Loved her on SNL, actually. And she's okay on the few Parks and Rec episodes I've seen.   She's nothing like Melissa McHippo. 
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: GH2001 on July 02, 2014, 01:17:09 PM
Rudd is a bland, talentless doof.  Can't stand him. Plays the same schlump in every single film.  I've probably seen half a dozen movies he's been in and the best comparison I can come up with is Dane Cook.  He's worse than Dane Cook.  Terrible in Schmucks. Terrible in that movie with Tina Fey (Admission). Terrible in Anchormans. Awful in Idiot Bro. Abysmal in Love you man. A schnook but barely okay in Role Models. He even sucked in Clueless.  He's not as offensive as Adam Sandler but he has just about as much of a clue about what's funny as Sandler does -- which is to say no clue whatsoever. 

Poehler is cute.  Very much so.  I don't think I've ever watched an actual movie she was in so I can't speak to her acting capacity.  I liked her on SNL.  Loved her on SNL, actually. And she's okay on the few Parks and Rec episodes I've seen.   She's nothing like Melissa McHippo.

Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2014, 11:03:11 AM
Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.

You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.

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Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 03, 2014, 11:52:58 AM
You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.

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She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.

In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Townhallsavoy on July 03, 2014, 12:03:39 PM


In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.

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Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Godfather on July 03, 2014, 12:10:40 PM
She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.

In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.
I don't find her particularly attractive myself but she is higher than a 4.  Waysus Christo, who the fuck is a ten then.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2014, 12:28:50 PM
Im suprised Poehler hasn't made a joke out of blowing out a wad of snot while farting at the same time.
This would be a hilarious one.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: GH2001 on July 03, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
This would be a hilarious one.

or aka every other one of Melissa McElephant's "jokes".
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: GH2001 on July 03, 2014, 12:56:00 PM
You're just sexually frustrated because she's hot and you want to do her.


Negative.

Tina Fey though? Yes.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2014, 01:21:25 PM
I'm sexually frustrated but even if I wasn't, I'd gladly be the meat in a Fey & Poehler sammich.  Yummy.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2014, 02:50:55 PM
She's a very funny woman. I generally like her. I appreciate the subversive humor she displayed on Upright Citizens Brigade, SNL, and in movies like the one this thread is about.

In sexual attractiveness, however, she is about a 4. Maybe. At best.

7 or 8 for me because "attractiveness" takes into account more than just the cursory glance at appearance. 

If you don't want to do it, I'll take your turn. 

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Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
I don't find her particularly attractive myself but she is higher than a 4.  Waysus Christo, who the fuck is a ten then.

Agreed.

Saw her recently in a  group pic at some group comedy show.  The shot was from over her right shoulder...she's built like Nell Carter.

That said:

"attractiveness" takes into account more than just the cursory glance at appearance. 


K and I agree here.   And here:

If you don't want to do it, I'll take your turn. 

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Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 03, 2014, 03:02:52 PM
I stand by my 4.

If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.

Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2014, 03:04:36 PM
I stand by my 4.

If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.

Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.

We clearly go to different malls.  I didn't see a total of four people over the age of 18 who were better looking than her at malls in Pensacola and Mobile this week.  If I had, I would have texted them pictures of my junk. 
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: wesfau2 on July 03, 2014, 03:08:47 PM
I stand by my 4.

If I saw her at the mall, there would likely be 25 girls in my peripheral vision that are hotter.

Over 50% of females on earth are more attractive than her, if even slightly. Makes her a solid 4.

Agreed...until you count the funny factor.  And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence.  Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.

Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Snaggletiger on July 03, 2014, 03:29:52 PM
We clearly go to different malls.  I didn't see a total of four people over the age of 18 who were better looking than her at malls in Pensacola and Mobile this week.  If I had, I would have texted them pictures of my junk.

Did you leave your kid in the car?
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: AUChizad on July 03, 2014, 05:45:14 PM
Agreed...until you count the funny factor.  And funny is an indication (generally) of intelligence.  Her comedic skills (and attendant intelligence) bumper her up 3 spots or so.

Just depends on when you calculate your rating: on first sight or after personality exposition.
I can see that. I have those. Sara Silverman 13 years ago, for example. Aubrey Plaza. Emma Stone.

Gotta have something there to begin with though. I can see going from a 4 to a 6 or something. But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: WiregrassTiger on July 03, 2014, 05:59:27 PM
But I don't get the :tongue: reaction to Poheler though.
My guess is that this is because she doesn't have a dick.
Title: Re: They Came Together
Post by: Kaos on July 03, 2014, 06:16:53 PM
Did you leave your kid in the car?

No. But I did see about 431 fatherless fucks between the ages of 5 and 25 I wanted to round up and bake in my vehicle.