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The Library => Broun Hall => Topic started by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 02:36:26 PM

Title: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 02:36:26 PM
No really...You can't fuck'em.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-rapper-andre-johnson-penis-cut-jump-suicide/ (http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-rapper-andre-johnson-penis-cut-jump-suicide/)

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A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe is a suicide attempt ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say ... they were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Andre Johnson on the sidewalk critically injured.

Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  It's unclear if doctor's are attempting to reattach Johnson's penis.

Johnson is a rapper who was in a group founded by members of Wu-Tang Clan.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-rapper-andre-johnson-penis-cut-jump-suicide/#ixzz2z4lBWKmV (http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/16/wu-tang-rapper-andre-johnson-penis-cut-jump-suicide/#ixzz2z4lBWKmV)
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 16, 2014, 02:41:56 PM
If I ever try to do myself in, I hope it's not by cutting me penis off and jumping off the 2nd floor.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Post by: ssgaufan on April 16, 2014, 02:55:33 PM
Not one time in my entire life have I ever thought to myself, I'm just gonna cut this damn thing off.  WTF is wrong with some people?
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 02:59:29 PM
If I ever try to do myself in, I hope it's not by cutting me penis off and jumping off the 2nd floor.

I'm with this guy.  ^^^  Unless I've been consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.  Then, it might seem like a good idea at the time.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 16, 2014, 03:08:09 PM
I'm with this guy.  ^^^  Unless I've been consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.  Then, it might seem like a good idea at the time.
Good points but I'd like to clarify that your not actually "with" me. You are simply in agreement that you don't want to cut your tally whacker off and jump off the 2nd floor.

But if I ever do cut my long schlong off, I hope I'm already on like at least the 15th floor.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Post by: AUownsU on April 16, 2014, 03:12:50 PM
That must of been one rotten snatch.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 03:22:12 PM
Good points but I'd like to clarify that your not actually "with" me. You are simply in agreement that you don't want to cut your tally whacker off and jump off the 2nd floor.

But if I ever do cut my long schlong off, I hope I'm already on like at least the 15th floor.

If that's what you want everyone to believe, then go ahead. 
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 03:24:12 PM
Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 16, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
If that's what you want everyone to believe, then go ahead.
Just stay off the x and pull the car around to the back of the hotel hon, there are too many spring breakers here.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: War Eagle!!! on April 16, 2014, 04:10:02 PM
Just stay off the x and pull the car around to the back of the hotel hon, there are too many spring breakers here.

You and snaggle need to go ahead and fuck and get it over with...the sexual tension between you too is getting a bit uncomfortable...
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 04:14:06 PM
You and snaggle need to go ahead and fuck and get it over with...the sexual tension between you too is getting a bit uncomfortable...

Oh my, we've been an item for at leas....I mean hey, homo...err, homey don't play dat.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 16, 2014, 04:34:46 PM
You and snaggle need to go ahead and fudge and get it over with...the sexual tension between you too is getting a bit uncomfortable...
He has bent a lot of men in the Wiregrass over. I have avoided it so far but you may be right. May as well get it over with.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2014, 04:47:08 PM
He has bent a lot of men in the Wiregrass over. I have avoided it so far but you may be right. May as well get it over with.

If rape is inevitable...
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Saniflush on April 16, 2014, 04:53:57 PM
If rape is inevitable...
-J. Winston

fixt
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Vandy Vol on April 16, 2014, 07:21:41 PM
fixt

And I said, we said, are...I said are you going to rape him?  They said we rape if you rape, and I said we rape then.
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: Godfather on April 18, 2014, 10:11:23 AM
And I said, we said, are...I said are you going to rape him?  They said we rape if you rape, and I said we rape then.
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Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: AUJarhead on April 18, 2014, 10:34:54 AM
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Nooooooo..  Meanssss....  Nooooo.....

Sheeeee Saidddddd Noooooo
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fudge with
Post by: WiregrassTiger on April 18, 2014, 10:48:15 AM
This just in: Looks like it was a possible mental issue. This reporter got to the bottom of it.

"Andre Johnson Cuts Off His Penis In Suicide Attempt

Andre cut off his own penis and jumped from the second story of a building in North Hollywood, Calif. on April 16. He survived the fall and was rushed to Cedars Sinai Hospital, where doctors were reportedly not able to reattach his penis.

Other rappers were present when Andre jumped. They said that there were no drugs on the scene, and that a possible mental issue could be the reason behind Andre’s suicide attempt." http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/17/andre-johnson-wu-tang-clan-cut-off-penis-suicide/ (http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/04/17/andre-johnson-wu-tang-clan-cut-off-penis-suicide/)
Title: Re: WuTang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
Post by: Pell City Tiger on April 18, 2014, 08:14:54 PM
His new stage name is "No Johnson" Johnson.