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Title: CMAs Take A Shot
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 07, 2013, 10:00:10 AM
A piece from the foxnewz. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.  I didn't see the CMAs last night...I was at the fair gorging myself on roasted corn and corn dogs.  But, nice to see even skwazillionaires think UzomahCare sux.


Viewers who tuned in to watch the 47th Annual Country Music Association Awards, held Wednesday night in Nashville, might have confused the show with a roast of ObamaCare. Country music’s hottest stars had a bone to pick with the faulty Healthcare.gov website.

CMA Awards host Brad Paisley jokingly told his co-host Carrie Underwood that his back hurt and he needed to see a doctor. Underwood asked the singer if he had signed up for ObamaCare.

“ObamaCare, what’s that?” Paisley asked Underwood.

“Oh, it’s great!” Underwood quipped. “I started signing up last Thursday and I’m almost done!” The “Blown Away” singer proceeded to help her co-host sign up for ObamaCare and “join the six other people” who have reportedly signed up successfully for the healthcare service.

The routine had the Nashville audience clapping their hands to the tune of newly crowned entertainer of the year George Strait’s “Amarillo by Morning,” but with the words changed to “ObamaCare by morning/ Why’s this taking so long?/ I’m going to end up with hemorrhoids/If I sit here ’til dawn.”

Title: Re: CMAs Take A Shot
Post by: Townhallsavoy on November 07, 2013, 10:13:38 AM
I'm sure the left wing comedians - who claim that conservatives have no idea what humor is - will scoff at the CMAs and call them a bunch of dumbass bigots. 
Title: Re: CMAs Take A Shot
Post by: GH2001 on November 07, 2013, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 07, 2013, 10:13:38 AM
I'm sure the left wing comedians - who claim that conservatives have no idea what humor is - will scoff at the CMAs and call them a bunch of dumbass bigots.

That's exactly what they're doing. Southern civil war racists!! They just want slavery back.
Title: Re: CMAs Take A Shot
Post by: CCTAU on November 07, 2013, 10:42:20 AM
You can find it on the interwebs. It was funny as hell!
Title: Re: CMAs Take A Shot
Post by: Saniflush on November 07, 2013, 12:45:51 PM
Quote from: GH2001 on November 07, 2013, 10:27:28 AM
That's exactly what they're doing. Southern civil war racists!! They just want slavery back.

You rang?