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Title: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 02, 2013, 10:24:05 AM
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Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 02, 2013, 03:06:27 PM
What a little fucking bitch...

And I am talking about the douche yelling...
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Token on October 02, 2013, 03:18:24 PM
That guy deserves an award. No way I could just sat there and put up with that shit.  Don't get me wrong, I've been that angry recently after a traffic accident, but it wasn't a fender bender.

This would have been a great opportunity to reach into the console and brandish the biggest pistol that guy could afford. Not point it at him, just show it once or twice until the authorities arrived. Especially if it was being recorded.  I'd love to see the look on that guy's face after he observed the business end of a firearm.  Also, it should be noted that said pussy didnt start going psycho or make a real attempt to get into the car until people showed up to "restrain him".
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2013, 03:22:43 PM
That guy deserves an award. No way I could just sat there and put up with that shit.  Don't get me wrong, I've been that angry recently after a traffic accident, but it wasn't a fender bender.

This would have been a great opportunity to reach into the console and brandish the biggest pistol that guy could afford. Not point it at him, just show it once or twice until the authorities arrived. Especially if it was being recorded.  I'd love to see the look on that guy's face after he observed the business end of a firearm.  Also, it should be noted that said pussy didnt start going psycho or make a real attempt to get into the car until people showed up to "restrain him".

To be fair, he did pull on the door handle once or twice. 
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 02, 2013, 03:23:00 PM
The rager is a sergeant with a Purple Heart.  They're on a military base.  Camp Pendleton I believe. 

If I were that scrawny dude in the car looking at an insane marine wanting to kill me, I'd stay locked inside too. 
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Saniflush on October 02, 2013, 03:23:43 PM
That motherfucker has never toted an ass whipping home from San Onofre Beach club. 

He will soon.

Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Token on October 02, 2013, 03:40:42 PM
The rager is a sergeant with a Purple Heart.  They're on a military base.  Camp Pendleton I believe. 

If I were that scrawny dude in the car looking at an insane marine wanting to kill me, I'd stay locked inside too.

But he didn't really want to kill him.  He didn't even want to fight him.  He just wanted to blow to impress rubberneckers. I mean, he's a badass killing machine, who wants to fight, but he can't get through a window or locked car door?
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: War Eagle!!! on October 02, 2013, 04:03:40 PM
But he didn't really want to kill him.  He didn't even want to fight him.  He just wanted to blow to impress rubberneckers. I mean, he's a badass killing machine, who wants to fight, but he can't get through a window or locked car door?

This. He probably would have beat my ass...but it would have taken a lot for me to sit in the car like that.

And yeah...he really started putting on a show when someone was there to "restrain" him.

Fucking jack ass...
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2013, 04:15:16 PM
I would have slapped him so hard.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 02, 2013, 06:05:34 PM
I would have showed him my Judo.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: CCTAU on October 02, 2013, 10:58:45 PM
The rager is a sergeant with a Purple Heart.  They're on a military base.  Camp Pendleton I believe. 

If I were that scrawny dude in the car looking at an insane marine wanting to kill me, I'd stay locked inside too.

Well that changes it a bit. You are not supposed to have a firearm on base.

Off base, his pulling the door handle would be enough to get him shot. I learned a long time ago, never approach a vehicle without showing absolutely no aggression at all. If you attempt to open, reach in, etc., they have every right to shoot you.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Token on October 02, 2013, 11:20:50 PM
Well that changes it a bit. You are not supposed to have a firearm on base.

Off base, his pulling the door handle would be enough to get him shot. I learned a long time ago, never approach a vehicle without showing absolutely no aggression at all. If you attempt to open, reach in, etc., they have every right to shoot you.

That's a hell of a lesson to learn. Glad you are ok.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: CCTAU on October 02, 2013, 11:58:41 PM
That's a hell of a lesson to learn. Glad you are ok.

Whatever. Don't you have some good people to harass somewhere?
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Token on October 03, 2013, 12:28:17 AM
Whatever. Don't you have some good people to harass somewhere?

Isn't that what I'm doing now?
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 03, 2013, 11:13:18 PM
If you will notice, there is a Marine Corps cover (hat) on the dash of the vehicle from where the video is being shot.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Townhallsavoy on October 03, 2013, 11:18:53 PM
If you will notice, there is a Marine Corps cover (hat) on the dash of the vehicle from where the video is being shot.

His sister is a wheelchair bound marine.  He was taking her back to base.  If I wasn't on my ipad I'd find you the link.  The sergeant gave a half asked apology and claimed PtSD caused this outburst. 
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 03, 2013, 11:31:32 PM
His sister is a wheelchair bound marine.  He was taking her back to base.  If I wasn't on my ipad I'd find you the link.  The sergeant gave a half asked apology and claimed PtSD caused this outburst.

It appeared as though the only thing that caused the outburst, was a need for attention. The only other explanation I have for him constantly looking around is that he was waiting on the MP's to pull up, and whip his ass.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Token on October 04, 2013, 01:16:16 AM
It appeared as though the only thing that caused the outburst, was a need for attention. The only other explanation I have for him constantly looking around is that he was waiting on the MP's to pull up, and whip his ass.

That guy would have pulled your jarheaded ass out of that car and swelled it up like a yellow jacket stung it. 

And congrats on your 5th kid. Rest easy and don't worry. The rest of us are getting up in the morning and going to work to help feed your kids. 
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 04, 2013, 09:17:10 AM
That guy would have pulled your jarheaded ass out of that car and swelled it up like a yellow jacket stung it. 

And congrats on your 5th kid. Rest easy and don't worry. The rest of us are getting up in the morning and going to work to help feed your kids.

Thank God!  How else would I be able to sit at the house and watch the price is right?
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: GH2001 on October 04, 2013, 09:37:26 AM
But he didn't really want to kill him.  He didn't even want to fight him.  He just wanted to blow to impress rubberneckers. I mean, he's a badass killing machine, who wants to fight, but he can't get through a window or locked car door?
All of this ^^^

Looks like the typical army twat I see from benning daily. Too much booze + watching too much UFC makes them instant badasses.......badasses who can't break into an idle car.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 11:39:26 AM
All of this ^^^

Looks like the typical army twat I see from benning daily. Too much booze + watching too much UFC makes them instant badasses.......badasses who can't break into an idle car.

Hey now, those 10% discounts at local retailers can give you a feeling of invincibility.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 04, 2013, 12:27:03 PM
All of this ^^^

Looks like the typical army twat I see from benning daily. Too much booze + watching too much UFC makes them instant badasses.......badasses who can't break into an idle car.

That's why I like dealing with the Air Force.  "Hey!  Are you OK?  Sorry I stopped in front of you, didn't know you were back there."
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 12:29:55 PM
That's why I like dealing with the Air Force.  "Hey!  Are you OK?  Sorry I stopped in front of you, didn't know you were back there."
Just hit the brakes and he'll fly right by.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Jumbo on October 04, 2013, 12:48:21 PM
Just hit the brakes and he'll fly right by.
Hustle real hard.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2013, 12:48:52 PM
Just hit the brakes and he'll fly right by.

Greetings

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Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 01:16:11 PM
Heeyyy Goose, ya' big stud.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 01:20:44 PM
Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 01:26:00 PM
Greetings

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Keeping up "Public Relations"
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 01:40:42 PM
Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 01:43:16 PM
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full

No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2013, 01:48:45 PM
No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.

You still have the number to that truck driving school?
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 02:15:14 PM
No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.


You still have the number to that truck driving school?


Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 02:43:40 PM
You still have the number to that truck driving school?
I want some butts
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 03:00:02 PM
Well, I think that about covers the fly-by's
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: chinook on October 04, 2013, 03:15:30 PM
I found 1 I liked. 
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
 You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 03:20:09 PM
You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

That's right.  I am dangerous...ICCCCE Man.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 03:22:33 PM
That's right.  I am dangerous...ICCCCE Man.
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Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 04, 2013, 03:33:11 PM
Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."

(http://i902.photobucket.com/albums/ac225/MissThelma/Gifs/tumblr_mfo7t8EGWd1qcs5k7o1_500_zpsf1e0e28e.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/MissThelma/media/Gifs/tumblr_mfo7t8EGWd1qcs5k7o1_500_zpsf1e0e28e.gif.html)
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 04, 2013, 03:43:53 PM
The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 04, 2013, 03:45:09 PM
And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 03:48:34 PM
(http://i902.photobucket.com/albums/ac225/MissThelma/Gifs/tumblr_mfo7t8EGWd1qcs5k7o1_500_zpsf1e0e28e.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/MissThelma/media/Gifs/tumblr_mfo7t8EGWd1qcs5k7o1_500_zpsf1e0e28e.gif.html)

She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: ssgaufan on October 04, 2013, 03:51:37 PM
 :yallfu:
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 03:51:44 PM
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2013, 04:04:12 PM
The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Goose is spelled with two O's.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 04:09:08 PM
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shit.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on October 04, 2013, 04:10:53 PM
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shoot.

He's probably saying, "Oh shit, it's Maverick and Goose."


Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Godfather on October 04, 2013, 04:11:49 PM
Viper's up here.  Great.  Oh shit.
All right the bet is $20.

You must have Carnal Knowledge.

Of a woman this time.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: CCTAU on October 04, 2013, 04:19:42 PM
She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.

"And the quarterback isss toast!"
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Saniflush on October 04, 2013, 04:21:32 PM
Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.

Well now you are just talking about degrees of ghey.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 04, 2013, 04:24:21 PM
"And the quarterback isss toast!"

My second favorite line from Die Hard.  Right after Yippee Kiyay, Mother Fucker
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: CCTAU on October 04, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
My second favorite line from Die Hard.  Right after Yippee Kiyay, Mother Fucker

I say that all the time. Only the cool people get it!
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: bgreene on October 04, 2013, 05:51:04 PM
Incidentally, this started with me talking about the Air Force, and you bunch of idiots started quoting a movie about the Navy.

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.
Title: Re: Just a bit of road rage
Post by: dallaswareagle on October 04, 2013, 06:03:23 PM
She's lost that lovin' feeling, Goose


On a side note, this pic reminded me that I watched Die Hard night before last (For the 35th time) and the black dude...was he Sundance or Sundown or something...was Theo in Die Hard, breaking the code for Hans Gruber.  He was Trivette on Chuck Norris...Texas ranger...although nobody ever noticed him as long as Chuck Norris was on the screen.  Because well...it's Chuck Norris.

Don't know what this is says about me and Mrs. Dallas but diehard is a must X-mas movie every year. The holidays and gunfire.   :getoff: