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Title: Avast ye swabs
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 19, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Remember, if you drink rum in the morning you're not an alcoholic, you're a pirate.

Now good luck getting this song out of your head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0GV0JKmiz8
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 19, 2013, 11:19:00 AM
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2013, 11:23:32 AM
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?

IIIIIIIIIII?

RRRRRR?
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Kaos on September 19, 2013, 11:24:58 AM
No.  Tuesday was.   
Today is.  Crap.
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on September 19, 2013, 11:28:13 AM
No.  Tuesday was.   
Today is.  Crap.

Anyday is a good day to talk like a pirate.  It's just that on other days people think you are homeless.
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2013, 12:08:13 PM
What is a pirate's favorite car?

A FeAAAARRRRRi
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Kaos on September 19, 2013, 12:09:39 PM
Free donuts at Krispy Kreme.  Seriously. 

http://www.krispykreme.com/pirate
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: chinook on September 19, 2013, 01:21:52 PM
Hey nook...what's a Pirate's favorite letter?

you would think it was the "r" but it's the "c"

 :kimclap:
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 19, 2013, 01:28:36 PM
What is a pirate's favorite car?

A FeAAAARRRRRi
Not only does the customer service suck around here, mofo's will still yo material like a mofo.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=22039.msg331955#msg331955
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 19, 2013, 07:50:39 PM
Not only does the customer service suck around here, mofo's will still yo material like a mofo.
http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=22039.msg331955#msg331955
what did you expect in a thread about pirates? I'm a straight up pillager.
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: wesfau2 on September 19, 2013, 07:58:54 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging out of his pants.
He summons the bartender and orders a shot of rum.
The bartender puts the shot in front of the pirate and says, "So, what's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate downs the shot and explains, "Yarrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: GH2001 on September 19, 2013, 08:11:02 PM
Mike Leach suddenly gave his players the day off today for "no apparent reason".
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: Tiger Wench on September 19, 2013, 09:10:31 PM
Mike Leach suddenly gave his players the day off today for "no apparent reason".

Captain Feathersword applauds your fine efforts, matey.
Title: Re: Avast ye swabs
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 19, 2013, 09:14:08 PM
what did you expect in a thread about pirates? I'm a straight up pillager.
Well, they say copying and plagiarism is the sincerest form of something or another. And, it's the only way I made it through school. So, there is no flag on the play.