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The Smith family will never be the same.That is fucking awesome!
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Didn't watch it, really didn't know it was on. Doesn't look like I missed much.
and her shaking her flat flabby ass.
I noticed that too, that was also disturbing, the sticking out the tongue though was worse.
I think she thought it was sexy. I weep for my son's future.
I noticed that too, that was also disturbing, the sticking out the tongue though was worse.
I think she thought it was sexy. I weep for my son's future.
Would still smash it.
Would still smash it.
Would still smash it.
Would still smash it.(http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/StrawDogs.gif)
Liars...the lot of you.
Turning down healthy 20 year old pussy isn't in my DNA.
Liars...the lot of you.
Turning down healthy 20 year old pussy isn't in my DNA.
Would still smash it.
NEVER talk to me about my taste in women again. Ever.What about from behind and a paper bag over her head and a rubber and a gallon of Listerine? Would that change things?
Unless by "smash" you meant hit it with an axe until it died.
What about from behind and a paper bag over her head and a rubber and a gallon of Listerine? Would that change things?
Yeah, I am going to have to side with the "do not want" crowd on this one. That bitch is horrible...
Nope.
Do. Not. Want. Ever.
You can have my turn, LT. I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn. I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking.Never thought I'd be this adamantly agreeing with Kaos on his taste in women, but there is something very wrong with anyone who disagrees with him on this one.
You think that dance was bad, though? She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single.
It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey. It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra.
Only if you dare.
http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
You can have my turn, LT. I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn. I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking.
You think that dance was bad, though? She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single.
It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey. It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra.
Only if you dare.
http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
You can have my turn, LT. I wouldn't touch that if she was the last thing on earth and I was commanded to procreate or burn. I'd just beg for the flames before she turned that nasty stinky butt toward me and began twerking.Psychologists have a name for pretending to hate the one's that we lust for the most but I don't remember the name for it. But, if the truth were revealed, deep down you likely want to do the hokey pokey with Miley. You may not even be aware of it. It's so deep in your subconscious. But I'm telling you, there is a lust to do it like kitty cats with her. I can tell.
You think that dance was bad, though? She capitalized on her fame (infamy?) from the performance and self-leaked her new single.
It may be the worst song I've ever heard. It makes Rebecca Black look like Mariah Carey. It makes that Japanese American Idol guy look like Sinatra.
Only if you dare.
http://www.fishwrapper.com/post/2013/08/27/miley-cyrus-new-song-single-music-23-leak-rapping-wiz-khalifa/
(http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/miley-cyrus-beetlejuice-mtv-vma-2013-tumblr.jpg)I bet she'd let you nibble off her dung after she shat in your bed. That would be freaky.
As for the would I hit it debate, the high level of freaky shoot she would be down for needs to be taken into consideration.
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That is some talent right there.
Especially Lydia down in the corner.
As for the would I hit it debate, the high level of freaky shit she would be down for needs to be taken into consideration.
Yeah, I don't know what that outfit was doing but her ass doesn't look like Hank Hill's.
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Yours has been positioned to make her butt look round and full and the red basketball shorts are helping that not to mention the thick filter on the photo.
Anything candid?
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Nasty.
While I thought the performance was pathetic....I'd hit that ass. Oh yes I would.
Come on guys. Put this into perspective. I am old and crusty and don;t give two rats about some whored-out bimbo gyrating on stage any more.
But in my younger days, that would have been just another good weekend. I had several less than good weekends.
Same. Most of the hard dicks that frequent this forum would too if they were honest.
Ed Zachary. As a performer, I think she has very minimal talent and can't sing without the aid of those voice box, changey thingy things. .
Yeah, still gonna say this:Even if you get Hank Hill's ass, I will not want to pop you. I will tear Miley's ass up while her dad sings Achey Breakey to us.
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Does not equal the ass that was in an outfit that gave here a wedgie. If I pulled a pair of plastic shorts up high enough, I would have Hank Hill ass too.
I disagree. She has had songs where she shows a great deal of range and talent. The problem is, she is trying to be someone she is not. If she just stuck to who she is, all of you would be humming her songs right now. Some performers are their own worst enemy.
Look, I'll give you that she had good range on both the "Breakout" and "Time of Our Lives" CD's from 2008 and 2009 respectively. Especially on the soulful, Goodbye. And who could forget the eclectic, Talk is Cheap? But she began the transformation, albeit a bad one in my opinion, with the release of "Can't Be Tamed" in 2010. On that album she.....
Wait....I mean...she can't sing real good but I'd still hit it.
You know her songs? Another reason you have no balls.
You know her songs? Another reason you have no balls.
He has balls.......on his chin.
I would rather bang Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.
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Frankly, I am disturbed by the lack of solidarity in the fact that Miley is a disgusting meth addict looking goof ball weirdo. With dude hair.
I get the, "In your younger days, you've done worse" arguments for virtually everyone in which that argument was presented for on this board up to this point. In the name of sanity, I'm drawing a line. I have not, nor would I ever under any drunken circumstances, stoop to finding this thing attractive.
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I would rather bang Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black.