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Title: WTF
Post by: Shug Dye on August 07, 2013, 12:25:16 PM
I'm gone for 7 months and I get no fucking birthday thread? Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 07, 2013, 12:27:32 PM
Happy no fucking birthday?  You make the first game-I gonna be in town.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2013, 12:39:10 PM
I'm gone for 7 months and I get no fucking birthday thread? Jesus Christ...
Who are you again?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: ssgaufan on August 07, 2013, 12:42:03 PM
Happy Birthday New Girl!     :bar:
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Saniflush on August 07, 2013, 12:44:26 PM
Get to drywalling
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2013, 12:45:52 PM
I thought GF said he deleted that account. 

Well, since you're here, Happy Happy to you and yours.   :bar:
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: djsimp on August 07, 2013, 12:54:18 PM
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Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2013, 01:03:16 PM
I mean really who comes on here demanding birthday wishes. 
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: ssgaufan on August 07, 2013, 01:16:59 PM
I thought GF said he deleted that account. 


He just told you that so you'd quit stalking her.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2013, 02:08:53 PM
He just told you that so you'd quit stalking her.

That's not why I had to quit sta.....I mean, was not.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: CCTAU on August 07, 2013, 02:37:28 PM
First of all, why would someone give us up for just a few days, much less 7 months?

HEY LUCYYYYYY!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: djsimp on August 07, 2013, 02:46:57 PM
He just told you that so you'd quit stalking her.

Its not called stalking if she likes it.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Shug Dye on August 07, 2013, 03:15:57 PM
I hate being a grown up. I thought being a lawyer meant I could spend more time on here...and going on vacation....and...well you know, like Snaggie...although he can't seem to afford clothes that fit.

Anyway, I've missed y'all. :)
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2013, 03:23:40 PM
I hate being a grown up. I thought being a lawyer meant I could spend more time on here...and going on vacation....and...well you know, like Snaggie...although he can't seem to afford clothes that fit.

Anyway, I've missed y'all. :)

Clothes that fit?  Snags will choke a bitch.

Oh, happy birthday
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: GH2001 on August 07, 2013, 03:50:42 PM
well you know, like Snaggie...although he can't seem to afford clothes that fit

You noticed that too huh?

Poor bastard.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 07, 2013, 03:59:59 PM
Happy birfday.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2013, 04:00:23 PM
You noticed that too huh?

Poor bastard.

You just made the list too, buddy
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Jumbo on August 07, 2013, 07:16:25 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 07, 2013, 08:25:06 PM
Happy birthday baby doll!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 07, 2013, 08:42:54 PM
Mine was belated too. The guys are slipping. You'd think with only two of us to keep happy, even this bunch could manage.  Guess not.

Love you, girlfriend. Hope you have a happy day. We'll celebrate at the next tailgate. 
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 07, 2013, 09:21:54 PM
I didn't know Mexicans had birthdays?  Is that what felicity navigation means?  Fleece Navarro?  Fellatio never....ahh fuck it, I don't speak anything but Murrican.

Happy birthday!

Title: Re: WTF
Post by: The Six on August 07, 2013, 10:17:38 PM
I hate being a grown up. I thought being a lawyer meant I could spend more time on here...and going on vacation....and...well you know, like Snaggie...although he can't seem to afford clothes that fit.

Anyway, I've missed y'all. :)

How is the lawyering?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AUChizad on August 07, 2013, 10:50:49 PM
!Feliz cumpleaños!

And just because of the title of the thread, I submit this for no real reason, besides I just stumbled upon it.

http://youtu.be/ak3z2Pm7Iwg

Note: This was from one of my favorite G-RATED(!!!) movies when I was a kid. I don't remember this scene.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AWK on August 07, 2013, 11:53:36 PM
Happy Birthday! Welcome to America!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 12:33:12 AM
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: The Prowler on August 08, 2013, 03:26:21 AM
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?
I'm down for whatever.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: The Six on August 08, 2013, 07:02:45 AM
I say that for her birthday, we all chip in and buy her some amnesty...

Who's with me?

Ed Snowden would heart you.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 08, 2013, 09:08:06 AM
Happy belated!  I remembered that yesterday was your birfday, but I was on the beach getting my savage tan...no time for posting, sorry.

By the way, are you 21 yet?  I need to buy you a drink or 12.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 01:52:21 PM
Happy belated!  I remembered that yesterday was your birfday, but I was on the beach getting my savage tan...no time for posting, sorry.

By the way, are you 21 yet?  I need to buy you a drink or 12.

I need to let you. Who knows how long I have left before I'm buying men drinks.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
I need to let you. Who knows how long I have left before I'm buying men drinks.

At least to 43.  Haven't had to do that yet, so I got that going or me...

Ask me again next year.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 08, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
At least to 43.  Haven't had to do that yet, so I got that going or me...

Ask me again next year.

I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.








They see me heading in there direction and they just get up and leave.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 04:13:19 PM
I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.



Uum with your wife? I'm sure she gets plenty bought for her and you don't have to spend a dime.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 08, 2013, 04:53:19 PM
I guess that's where I get over, I haven't had to buy a lady a drink in along time.








They see me heading in there direction and they just get up and leave.

There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 08, 2013, 06:10:28 PM
There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?

I've met her, she's way too nice for you.  My only explanation is that you met her while she was drunk and you kept her that way until the wedding.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 06:17:28 PM
There was this one time that a lady didn't get up and leave when I approached.  She married me a few years later.  What a sucker she was, right?

She lost a bet...
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 06:18:39 PM
Uum with your wife? I'm sure she gets plenty bought for her and you don't have to spend a dime.

I am fairly certain that there was no time at the X-Gate when Mrs. Dallas did not have a beverage in her hand provided by someone other than Mr. Dallas. 
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Shug Dye on August 08, 2013, 10:25:05 PM
I am fairly certain that there was no time at the X-Gate when Mrs. Dallas did not have a beverage in her hand provided by someone other than Mr. Dallas.

Ah, wingman. I have missed you.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 08, 2013, 11:42:47 PM
I've met her, she's way too nice for you.  My only explanation is that you met her while she was drunk and you kept her that way until the wedding.
She lost a bet...

Pretty sure that it was my devilish charm and my rugged good looks.  she does have bad eyesight
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 11:43:09 PM
Ah, wingman. I have missed you.

You.  Me.  This year's UGA game. X-Gate. Make it happen.

Not sure we can EVER top the last UGA game we attended together, but we'll always have the memory. Best game I ever attended in person.

(Can you imagine if these boys had seen us celebrate that last touchdown...? I thought that old guy's eyes were gonna pop out. Spontaneous little strumpets, aren't we?!?!)

Smooches, girlfriend.  Have fun at your spa day tomorrow!!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Tiger Wench on August 08, 2013, 11:43:32 PM
Pretty sure that it was my devilish charm and my rugged good looks.  she does have bad eyesight

Nope. Bet.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 09, 2013, 11:42:38 AM
I am fairly certain that there was no time at the X-Gate when Mrs. Dallas did not have a beverage in her hand provided by someone other than Mr. Dallas.

Well she has two attributes that seem to make that happen, At least that's what I saw buzz looking at.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 09, 2013, 12:53:48 PM
Well she has two attributes that seem to make that happen, At least that's what I saw buzz looking at.

So, you and the twins are coming this year?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 09, 2013, 01:01:48 PM
So, you and the twins are coming this year?

Will be in town Friday 08/30, staying in Auburn this time.

Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 09, 2013, 06:03:39 PM
Tell them her I can't wait to see them her!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: The Six on August 09, 2013, 06:16:13 PM
Will be in town Friday 08/30, staying in Auburn this time.

I better up the Meade order
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Pell City Tiger on August 09, 2013, 06:59:09 PM
I better up the Meade order
It's going to be deja vu all over again!
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2013, 09:36:35 AM
I better up the Meade order

My head hurt when I read this...
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 11:24:48 AM
Tell them her I can't wait to see them her!

I'll let them know, Same Meade spot as last year?

Anybody doing anything Friday night? Might as well get started early.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 12, 2013, 11:59:21 AM
I'll let them know, Same Meade spot as last year?

Anybody doing anything Friday night? Might as well get started early.

I'm not so sure about the spot.  Drove by there yesterday and they have fenced in a large portion of it.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Vandy Vol on August 12, 2013, 12:03:27 PM
I'm not so sure about the spot.  Drove by there yesterday and they have fenced in a large portion of it.

Permanent fencing, or just the temporary plastic orange fencing?  Cause Joe will tear that shit down if it's just the temporary fencing.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 12, 2013, 12:10:47 PM
Permanent fencing, or just the temporary plastic orange fencing?  Cause Joe will tear that shit down if it's just the temporary fencing.

Permanent iron fencing.  However, there are just temporary looking bollards all around the street on the corner.  Maybe he can move down to the corner now?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AUChizad on August 12, 2013, 12:14:35 PM
Permanent iron fencing.  However, there are just temporary looking bollards all around the street on the corner.  Maybe he can move down to the corner now?
That was actually where the spot originated. We moved it inward due to the temporary fences & the city of Auburn's requests. I have no doubt that Joe'll have it figured out before the first game day.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 12:17:42 PM
That was actually where the spot originated. We moved it inward due to the temporary fences & the city of Auburn's requests. I have no doubt that Joe'll have it figured out before the first game day.

Please keep ole Dallas in the loop, Don't want to waste good drinking time by wondering around looking for everybody.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: AUChizad on August 12, 2013, 12:29:23 PM
Please keep ole Dallas in the loop, Don't want to waste good drinking time by wondering around looking for everybody.
It'll be somewhere between that corner and Frat Row, this much is certain. We won't move more than a handful of yards up or down Wire.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: GH2001 on August 12, 2013, 12:37:57 PM
I'm not so sure about the spot.  Drove by there yesterday and they have fenced in a large portion of it.

Noticed that also two weeks ago. Was curious as to how it would affect x gate.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2013, 12:47:50 PM
Please keep ole Dallas in the loop, Don't want to waste good drinking time by wondering around looking for everybody.

This^^^

Everybody please keep Dallas in the loop.  If there's a chance Dallas is going to be on the Plains, we need to make sure Dallas knows exactly where we're at.  Don't want to miss Dallas so give him good directions.  You know...so Dallas will make it to the X-gate.







And his wife.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 12:50:13 PM
This^^^

Everybody please keep Dallas in the loop.  If there's a chance Dallas is going to be on the Plains, we need to make sure Dallas knows exactly where we're at.  Don't want to miss Dallas so give him good directions.  You know...so Dallas will make it to the X-gate.







And his wife.

One more paragraph like that and I'll send her alone. (wait? what?)
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2013, 12:57:23 PM
One more paragraph like that and I'll send her alone. (wait? what?)

Oh please, please, please, please, please.........
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 01:27:49 PM
One more paragraph like that and I'll send her alone. (wait? what?)

Oh please, please, please, please, please.........

On second thought I might not even bring her. :fu:
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2013, 01:33:22 PM
On second thought I might not even bring her. :fu:

You selfish, heartless bastard.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 01:51:47 PM
You selfish, heartless bastard.

Promise me some beer and she can be had.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2013, 02:52:05 PM
Promise me some beer and she can be had.

Keggers on the way
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 02:56:32 PM
Keggers on the way

I thought I was bringing those with me?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Saniflush on August 12, 2013, 03:14:31 PM
I thought I was bringing those with me?

Snow covered alps maybe.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: dallaswareagle on August 12, 2013, 03:21:39 PM
Snow covered alps maybe.

I would say I have applied some liquid snow to them before. #winning :gig:
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Godfather on August 12, 2013, 03:36:45 PM
Can I fluff your pillows
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Saniflush on August 12, 2013, 03:38:03 PM
Can I fluff your pillows

Dust your ficus?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 12, 2013, 11:42:12 PM
You'll know if I change my mind, because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.