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Title: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 04, 2013, 12:28:05 PM
As you may remember, I hate teaching in a public school.  Well, now I can say that I hated teaching in a public school because I quit my job a few weeks ago.

I'll be going back to school to pursue a different career and in the mean time will be teaching music lessons.  I found out that because I'll be a student and because I'll have a kid and because my wife only makes a certain amount of money, I could very well qualify for food stamps.

We don't need them.  We've created a doable budget that will be tight, but by no means will we need them.  However, they would take a load off of our grocery bill.  My wife says absolutely not.  But I say, "What the fuck?  Our taxes paid for them anyway!"
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: CCTAU on June 04, 2013, 12:33:28 PM
Yes. If you qualify and you are going to school to better yourself, by all means take advantage of the programs offered. It is a temporary hand. Exactly what it was designed for.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 04, 2013, 12:41:19 PM
Great!  Another shithead sucking off the gov't teat and draining our tax dollars.


Gonna agree with the old fart to be honest.  To me you are trying to make a better life so this is temporary.  No shame in it.  Now, if you aren't going to do anything to help yourself and make it a permanent part of life, then I would tell you to fuck off.

/realtalk
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 04, 2013, 12:49:37 PM
It's a very personal decision. I admire your wife's attitude, at the same time, I tend to agree with you. I came to the realization a long time ago that: 1. You have to look out for yourself and your family and sometimes do things that you would probably prefer to not do in the process. and b. It is best to not give a damn what anyone thinks about you for trying to do this (I don't mean cheating, stealing or treating people like shit but you know, other stuff).

I would do it if I needed to.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 04, 2013, 12:56:35 PM
Just think of all the beer and cigarettes you could get for free.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 04, 2013, 12:58:04 PM
Take 'em, fuck it. Just don't go buy lobster and Filet Mignon with them. lol
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 04, 2013, 01:05:30 PM

I would do it if I needed to.

That's the thing.  We don't need to.  We just qualify.  We would technically be sucking off the government's tit just like the lazy bums drinking Boone's Farm downtown.  The only thing is that we have a longterm plan that will become something admirable. 
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 01:21:22 PM
The only thing is that we have a longterm plan that will become something admirable.

What you are describing is exactly what the welfare program was designed for in the first place...a temporary solution.  I completely understand where your wife is coming from, because I think I'd feel a little dirty just cashing that check or whatever it is they get these days.  Ultimately, the question is do you let pride win or not?
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 04, 2013, 01:28:24 PM
That's the thing.  We don't need to.  We just qualify.  We would technically be sucking off the government's tit just like the lazy bums drinking Boone's Farm downtown.  The only thing is that we have a longterm plan that will become something admirable.
My question is, how is it different from any other gov't subsidy or program that many Americans and American Fortune 500 co's and even foreign companies take advantage of? We all suck from the gov't tit in some fashion. Most of us just don't like the idea of it.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: bottomfeeder on June 04, 2013, 01:29:00 PM
Take the money and stash some cash for emergencies. If you don't get the benefits, someone who doesn't deserve them will.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: AUTiger1 on June 04, 2013, 01:33:05 PM
Take the money and stash some cash for emergencies. If you don't get the benefits, someone who doesn't deserve them will.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!  I agree with bottomfeeder?

Take what you have budgeted for your groceries and place that money in savings in case the transmission on your car decides to take a shit on your way home from school or something of the same nature.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Townhallsavoy on June 04, 2013, 01:38:01 PM
My question is, how is it different from any other gov't subsidy or program that many Americans and American Fortune 500 co's and even foreign companies take advantage of? We all suck from the gov't tit in some fashion. Most of us just don't like the idea of it.

True that. 

If I do this, does that mean I get invited to the billionaires' parties?
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 04, 2013, 01:38:36 PM
Also, I've been told there are some prostitutes in the Woodlawn area that will accept food stamps...so, there's that.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 04, 2013, 01:52:04 PM
True that. 

If I do this, does that mean I get invited to the billionaires' parties?
I may be able to swing an invitation. I'll see what I can do.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Godfather on June 04, 2013, 01:52:49 PM
What you are describing is exactly what the welfare program was designed for in the first place...a temporary solution.  I completely understand where your wife is coming from, because I think I'd feel a little dirty just cashing that check or whatever it is they get these days.  Ultimately, the question is do you let pride win or not?
Fuck pride in tha mouth.  Do what's best for you and yours.

Even if that means giving a handy to the old man who says he's not gay but has an extra $20 dollars that he needs to get rid of.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: CCTAU on June 04, 2013, 01:53:37 PM
The only thing is that we have a longterm plan that will become something admirable.

So you want to punish yourself for having the balls and brains to HAVE PLAN?

But the boones farm sucking leach gets a pass because he is too shitty to have a coherent thought or plan?

Use the benefit for what it is meant to be, temporary assistance. The long term return the government will get from you far outweighs what the Rose' sucking bastard will ever contribute.

But be warned. When you walk in all white and shit, it may take a bit longer to get your benefits......
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: GH2001 on June 04, 2013, 02:01:42 PM
It's a very personal decision. I admire your wife's attitude, at the same time, I tend to agree with you. I came to the realization a long time ago that: 1. You have to look out for yourself and your family and sometimes do things that you would probably prefer to not do in the process. and b. It is best to not give a damn what anyone thinks about you for trying to do this (I don't mean cheating, stealing or treating people like shit but you know, other stuff).

I would do it if I needed to.

This. Do it if needed and you have to in order to survive. That's the whole purpose of the program. Too bad it's been abused. I would honestly only do it to feed my kids. I can fend. Kind of like how Braddock did in Cinderella Man.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: AWK on June 04, 2013, 02:05:55 PM
Fuck pride in tha mouth.  Do what's best for you and yours.

Even if that means giving a handy to the old man who says he's not gay but has an extra $20 dollars that he needs to get rid of.
HELLS FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 04, 2013, 08:28:56 PM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!  I agree with bottomfeeder?

Take what you have budgeted for your groceries and place that money in savings in case the transmission on your car decides to take a shit on your way home from school or something of the same nature.

This this this.  Nothing like the helpless feeling you get when there is a financial crisis.  One bad catastrophe and you could be on food stamps for reelz.

If it makes you feel better, use them for essentials only - milk, bread, peanut butter, the staples.

One suggestion tho -  if you want to splurge on a six pack of beer or a bottle of wine, make a separate trip to the store.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Token on June 05, 2013, 12:23:49 AM
If I paid taxes for any amount of time, i would sign up for them if I could.  And I'd buy pounds of peanut m&ms with them.  Just candy.  And I only use them at convenience stores as i was spending $70 dollars in gas on my 4x4 SUV.  And I'd wear a flat bill hat.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Token on June 05, 2013, 12:24:37 AM
And Ives had a few drinks tonight, so that last comment made a lot of sense just then.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: AWK on June 05, 2013, 12:29:12 AM
And Ives had a few drinks tonight, so that last comment made a lot of sense just then.
Who the fuck is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Saniflush on June 05, 2013, 06:42:25 AM
Who the fuck is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.

You know Burl Ives...The dude that does the Rudolph Christmas special.  Be breaking off the "Silver and Gold".
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 05, 2013, 09:38:50 AM
You know Burl Ives...The dud that does the Rudolph Christmas special.  Be breaking off the "Silver and Gold".

You bettah rekognize, he's always as clear as a bell.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 05, 2013, 10:06:14 AM
Who the fudge is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
Not Ives, Ides.  He was a saint and he was better than the rest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcZ3Fs9758E


Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 05, 2013, 10:10:59 AM
Who the fudge is Ives?!?!? I want to drink with them.
Ives be representin. He is really the dude.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Saniflush on June 05, 2013, 10:15:35 AM
Ives be representin. He is really the dude.

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 05, 2013, 10:37:25 AM
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Token on June 05, 2013, 10:51:32 AM
Jesus.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Godfather on June 05, 2013, 12:28:03 PM
Jesus.
No no...you don't fuck with the Jesus.
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 05, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Jesus.

Hungover a bit, are we?  How are your karate skills this fine day?
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2013, 01:55:34 PM
I would rather you use them for your purpose than some state recipient for theirs.   
Title: Re: Would you accept food stamps?
Post by: Tiger Wench on June 05, 2013, 02:42:15 PM
I would rather you use them for your purpose than some state recipient for theirs.   

A hand up, not a hand out.