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Title: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 12, 2013, 06:34:59 AM
Eddie Williams
Tyler Hayes
Dennis Pettway
Brent Calloway

 http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-11/

8 more players to go...should be interesting.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 06:45:28 AM
Screw that.  I want to know what Stormie Henderson was arrested for and if she would like to do it again?

http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-11/stormie-lane-henderson-20130211-stormie-lane-henderson
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 12, 2013, 07:23:13 AM
Screw that.  I want to know what Stormie Henderson was arrested for and if she would like to do it again?

http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-11/stormie-lane-henderson-20130211-stormie-lane-henderson
Eh...she's a little cockeyed.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 12, 2013, 07:24:50 AM
What goes around comes around.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: DnATL on February 12, 2013, 07:26:35 AM
Screw that.  I want to know what Stormie Henderson was arrested for and if she would like to do it again?

http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-11/stormie-lane-henderson-20130211-stormie-lane-henderson
Looks like leaving the scene of an "accident" - perhaps not unlike running away from a truck post-defecation?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 07:30:29 AM
Looks like leaving the scene of an "accident" - perhaps not unlike running away from a truck post-defecation?

THIS post has hustle.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 12, 2013, 07:33:23 AM
Brent Calloway - Fraudulent Use Of Credit/Debit Card

Looks like the REC's ”Friends of the Family” have pulled the use of their debit card and I'm guessing reported it stolen, that's one way to let someone know that they've been processed.

”....So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end, Coach.”

Eddie Williams - Fraudulent Use Of Credit/Debit Card (There it is again) & 2nd Degree Robbery

Tyler Hayes - 2nd Degree Robbery

Dennis Pettway - 2nd Degree Robbery
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Six on February 12, 2013, 07:50:36 AM
”....So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end, Coach.”

Office Space hustle....that's greaaaaaat


Bammer message boards are calling it using a "found" credit/debit card.  :rofl:
They also blame Brent Calloway's thug ways on his relationship to Auburn before they got him and did all they could for him.  :taunt:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 08:00:55 AM

”....So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end, Coach.”

Surprising.  We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2013, 08:14:11 AM
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 12, 2013, 08:31:24 AM
Also, that's Eddie Williams 2nd arrest in two days...the first arrest was carrying a gun without a license (02-10-13)

 http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-10/eddie-lee-williams-20130210-eddie-lee-williams
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 08:51:47 AM
Surprising.  We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

Can you just come back later, Sani?  I got a meeting with the Bobs in a few minutes.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 12, 2013, 08:54:29 AM
Also, that's Eddie Williams 2nd arrest in two days...the first arrest was carrying a gun without a license (02-10-13)

 http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-10/eddie-lee-williams-20130210-eddie-lee-williams

I like how this wasn't reported in the media at all. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2013, 09:07:31 AM
Karma...she is a bitch goddess.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2013, 09:10:31 AM
Bammer radio host this morning still has not released the names or what happened. He only said..."These were not starters so no big deal there and it looks like Bama will have more scholarships available than was first thought."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 12, 2013, 09:14:37 AM
Bammer radio host this morning still has not released the names or what happened. He only said..."These were not starters so no big deal there and it looks like Bama will have more scholarships available than was first thought."

Phoney Curry and Gay Farter talked about how good it was this happened in the offseason because it wouldn't be too much of a distraction. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bgreene on February 12, 2013, 09:20:14 AM
Can you just come back later, Sani?  I got a meeting with the Bobs in a few minutes.

did you do your TPS reports?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2013, 09:23:27 AM
 :move:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 12, 2013, 09:28:22 AM
Dumbasses.

I'm surprised that one of them is Pettway.  I know his HS coach, and he had nothing but good to say about the kid.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 12, 2013, 09:30:31 AM
Eh...she's a little cockeyed.

Ms. Stormie Henderson signed a softball scholarship and participated in a recent Alabama pageant.  I'm at work, so I'm not going to post too much.  But you have the googles. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 09:38:59 AM
Ms. Stormie Henderson signed a softball scholarship and participated in a recent Alabama pageant.  I'm at work, so I'm not going to post too much.  But you have the googles.

She was the getaway driver for the felony 4?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 09:59:43 AM
http://www.missalabamausa.com/contestantphotos-miss/
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2013, 10:05:39 AM
http://www.missalabamausa.com/contestantphotos-miss/

Stormie likes teh photoshops
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 10:11:59 AM
Glad that I don't know where Spruce Pine is...

(http://www.missalabamausa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Spruce-Pine-121x150.jpg)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 10:17:00 AM
Stormie likes teh photoshops

I bet that's not the only thing she likes.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 12, 2013, 10:29:14 AM
I like how this wasn't reported in the media at all.
THIS.

Now that this arrest story was unavoidable, AL.com slips in "Oh, yeah, by the way, this kid got arrested the night before too..."

How many other arrests are going on that Saban doesn't want us to know about?

Also love the AL.com headline "As Many As Four Arrested..." If it were Auburn players it would have been "At Least Four Arrested..."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Six on February 12, 2013, 10:34:43 AM
What kinda loose ship is Saban running over there in W. Vance? Sounds like a culture exists where athletes can just do whatever they want.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 12, 2013, 10:35:26 AM
Glad that I don't know where Spruce Pine is...

(http://www.missalabamausa.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Spruce-Pine-121x150.jpg)

MY PRECIOUS...
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 12, 2013, 10:39:25 AM
Bammer radio host this morning still has not released the names or what happened. He only said..."These were not starters so no big deal there and it looks like Bama will have more scholarships available than was first thought."

Phoney Curry and Gay Farter talked about how good it was this happened in the offseason because it wouldn't be too much of a distraction.

Nah, no big deal.  These kids just fucked up their future, but goddammit at least we have room to take in all the recruits we wanted.  Wooo-hhhoooo RTR PAWAALLLLLLLLLL!   Pawlllllllll, itch a gud thang dem boys dun got rested in the offseason dun you thank?  Don't need no stractions like that durin the seeson Pawllllll. 

Not a single one of those fucktards will look at this like a bad/sad thing.  When the Felony Four came up I never once thought, "More scholarship room" or "Good thing it was the offseason so they don't lose focus".   My first thought was "how sad that a kid who has it all in front of him fucks it up."   

Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: noxin on February 12, 2013, 10:40:48 AM
Quote
Stephanie Taylor ‏@TNews_Steph
Eddie Williams told police that he attacked the second victim while Hayes and Pettway stood by. Knocked him unconscious and stole his wallet


Time for the least important team members to start taking blame....
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 12, 2013, 10:41:08 AM
Dumbasses.

I'm surprised that one of them is Pettway.  I know his HS coach, and he had nothing but good to say about the kid.

I have seen HS coaches talk a kid up that you would have thought he was holier than the Pope when he knew as well as everyone else what a shit head the kid was.  Not surprised he talked good about a former player.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 12, 2013, 10:57:30 AM
Delicious irony.

The players knocked two people unconscious, then stole their wallets (to buy snacks) and...wait for it...

A laptop.

As in, actually, physically stealing a laptop, as in not unknowingly purchasing a stolen laptop from thug POSes like them.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: noxin on February 12, 2013, 11:03:34 AM
Calloway released on $5000 bond.
Pettway $60000
Hayes $60000
Williams $65000

I'm sure they've been saving up their scholarship stipends to cover events such as these.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: JR4AU on February 12, 2013, 11:13:37 AM
Calloway released on $5000 bond.
Pettway $60000
Williams $65000

I'm sure they've been saving up their scholarship stipends to cover events such as these.

Calloway would have only needed $500 to make that.  The others would have needed $6000, and $6,500.  In theory anyway.  Some bondsmen will give you payment plans.  I expect that if you're a bammer player, they give that extra benefit. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 11:15:45 AM

The players knocked two people unconscious, then stole their wallets (to buy snacks)

The munchies can be hell...
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 12, 2013, 11:32:09 AM
The munchies can be hell...

Spice will do that to you.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 11:34:14 AM
Spice will do that to you.

Honey Badger Peaches' Boy don't give a shit!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 12, 2013, 11:37:53 AM
Honey Badger Peaches' Boy don't give a shit!

They be sippin' on some sizzurp.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 12, 2013, 12:21:00 PM
Does anyone know if Auburn's four geniuses posted bail? 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 12:24:59 PM
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/alabama-players-arrested/
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: noxin on February 12, 2013, 12:28:07 PM
Does anyone know if Auburn's four geniuses posted bail?

Only Dakota Moseley.  The others couldn't afford it

Their bond was 6 figures I think?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 12, 2013, 12:30:31 PM
Eh...she's a little roostereyed.
I won't be looking at her from the front anyway.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 12:47:17 PM
Our guys were charged with ARMED Robbery.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 12:48:42 PM
Them boys wuz all jacked up on Mountain Dew and deer antler juice!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 12:52:03 PM
I won't be looking at her from the front anyway.

I saw this on her lower back with my hidden camera.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_brAsNx_PNnk/TSxKSFpwPaI/AAAAAAAANBU/wLaOseyMXCQ/s640/24512235-550x412.jpg)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 12, 2013, 12:53:17 PM
If the student would have had a gun in his backpack, I doubt they would've been arrested for robbery. More robbers shot=less robbery attempts. UA students better start packing heat if they don't wanna get that ass whipped on the way to class.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Kaos on February 12, 2013, 01:27:28 PM
Hmm.  Let's compare to two years ago.

Quote
AUBURN, Alabama -- Four Auburn football players were arrested early Friday and each charged with 5 counts of first-degree robbery, according to the Auburn Police Department. Coach Gene Chizik has "permanently dismissed" the players from the team.

The players are Mike McNeil, a starter last season; and reserves Shaun Kitchens, Antonio Goodwin and Dakota Mosley. An Auburn Police Department press release said a gun was recovered when the 4 were stopped. They are being held in the Lee County Detention Center on $511,000 bond.

Chizik said: "The players arrested in connection with this deeply troubling incident have been permanently dismissed from our football team. While we realize the legal process will run its course and these young men have a right for their case to be heard, playing for Auburn University is an honor and a privilege. It is not a right.
 
"We hold our student-athletes to a high standard of conduct on and off the field as representatives of Auburn University, and this kind of behavior is not tolerated.
 
"I am extremely disappointed and embarrassed by the actions of these individuals. I want to personally apologize to all of those who were impacted by this senseless act, including the victims, Auburn University and the Auburn family."
 
Athletics Directors Jay Jacobs said: "This type of behavior will not be tolerated at Auburn. I fully support Coach Chizik's swift and decisive action to dismiss these 4 student-athletes from our football team effective immediately."


All four dismissed -- permanently -- from the team the day of their arrest. 

Chizik issued a statement confirming such. 

Now here's the Bama reaction.  Nothing at all from Saban, but this from Mal(icious) Moore.

Quote
"This is a very serious matter and we are very disappointed in the actions that have resulted in the charges against these student-athletes," Alabama athletic director Mal Moore said in a university statement. "In this type of situation, the Athletics Department works in conjunction with the University. We will have more to say at the appropriate time."

So how many ice cream cones are these guys going to have to eat?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 12, 2013, 01:43:11 PM



Stolet from another site.

Quote
Fake SportsCenter ‏@FakeSportsCentr
Nick Saban states he will 'wait for all the evidence' before deciding how to punish the cop that arrested the 4 Alabama players
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 12, 2013, 02:01:51 PM


Stolet from another site.
You are entirely too honest. No way that most would not take credit for this. As a matter of fact, that was mine that I had posted on the other site. Thanks for the honesty.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 03:04:02 PM
The ones who will suffer are the cop's family. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 04:22:45 PM
This shit keeps falling in sabbin's little lap. 

Need to process 12 out...hey!  Here's 4 down.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2013, 04:32:45 PM
This shit keeps falling in sabbin's little lap. 

Need to process 12 out...hey!  Here's 4 down.

Urgent News Flash:  Suspected Al Quaeda terrorists broke into the athletic complex at the University of Alabama this afternoon, killing 8 current Alabama football players and taking 4 more hostage...just in case.  Names of the players have yet to be released; however, none of the 8 are thought to be starters.  Early reports are that a rogue faction of Al Quaeda, known as HamNickchumed-Al-Musabbinabad is claiming reponsibility for the attack.

AD, Mal Moore told reporters they would not have comment until more information is known.  Moore then showed the media plans for the new Nick Saban Bowl-A-Rama and Window Tinting Emporium, scheduled to open in July of this year.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 12, 2013, 04:43:47 PM
Nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: dallaswareagle on February 12, 2013, 04:55:40 PM
Urgent News Flash:  Suspected Al Quaeda terrorists broke into the athletic complex at the University of Alabama this afternoon, killing 8 current Alabama football players and taking 4 more hostage...just in case.  Names of the players have yet to be released; however, none of the 8 are thought to be starters.  Early reports are that a rogue faction of Al Quaeda, known as HamNickchumed-Al-Musabbinabad is claiming reponsibility for the attack.

AD, Mal Moore told reporters they would not have comment until more information is known.  Moore then showed the media plans for the new Nick Saban Bowl-A-Rama and Window Tinting Emporium, scheduled to open in July of this year.


Rumors out here is that another tornado touched down on campus, 8 players confirmed killed. Names to be released later. (much later)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2013, 05:00:37 PM

Rumors out here is that another tornado touched down on campus, 8 players confirmed killed. Names to be released later. (much later)

Well fffyeah.  You've got to notify the next of kin first....whoever they may be.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Token on February 12, 2013, 05:05:51 PM
Well damn.  I was hoping Calloway hadn't picked up any character flaws in the time he was committed to Auburn.  We'll need to keep a close eye on Yeldon and Foster.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 12, 2013, 05:09:50 PM
Well damn.  I was hoping Calloway hadn't picked up any character flaws in the time he was committed to Auburn.  We'll need to keep a close eye on Yeldon and Foster.

No worries.  They'll both be starters
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 06:48:38 PM
http://crime.blogs.tuscaloosanews.com/14412/miss-alabama-contestant-charged-in-hit-and-run/

(http://crime.blogs.tuscaloosanews.com/files/2013/02/Stormie-Henderson.jpg)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 12, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
Quote
Sean Avocato ?@therealGUAC
#Rumor on Tigerdroppings that T.J. Yeldon was involved in Alabama football criminal tomfoolery #intredasting

NOT CONFIRMED YET.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 12, 2013, 07:50:02 PM
Was the Miss Alabama contestant processed as well?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 12, 2013, 08:08:13 PM
Will Darren Woodruff have to give the money back?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 12, 2013, 08:26:35 PM
Well damn.  I was hoping Calloway hadn't picked up any character flaws in the time he was committed to Auburn.  We'll need to keep a close eye on Yeldon and Foster.

There just wasn't enough time, my nurra.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 12, 2013, 09:28:29 PM
There just wasn't enough time, my nurra.

Foster heard that.  He's telling daddy Saban.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 12, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
Foster heard that.  He's telling daddy Saban.

I hope he has a good interpreter because I doubt even Saban himself will be able to translate.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 12, 2013, 10:13:11 PM
I hope he has a good interpreter because I doubt even Saban himself will be able to translate.

He has the best money can buy, of course.  This old woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 13, 2013, 05:59:35 AM
NOT CONFIRMED YET.
WOTS it was Yeldon's gun that Eddie Williams had when he was arrested on Sunday. Williams told the Gas attendant that he wasn't paying for the gas and that he was going to get something from his car, the attendant called the police. When they stopped him a little later, Williams had the gun, that he didn't have a license to own, on him.

So, how does someone that's out on bail, for have a gun without a license to own it ($500 bail), get to bail out the next day for 2nd degree Robbery (I'm guessing assault is included in that) as well as fraudulent use of Credit Card ($65,000 bail)? Wouldn't the 10% bonding be revoked?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 13, 2013, 07:32:35 AM
WOTS it was Yeldon's gun that Eddie Williams had when he was arrested on Sunday. Williams told the Gas attendant that he wasn't paying for the gas and that he was going to get something from his car, the attendant called the police. When they stopped him a little later, Williams had the gun, that he didn't have a license to own, on him.

So, how does someone that's out on bail, for have a gun without a license to own it ($500 bail), get to bail out the next day for 2nd degree Robbery (I'm guessing assault is included in that) as well as fraudulent use of Credit Card ($65,000 bail)? Wouldn't the 10% bonding be revoked?

Yeldon is Dyer!  Dyer is Yeldon!  Finkle is Einhorn!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 13, 2013, 07:34:41 AM
WOTS it was Yeldon's gun that Eddie Williams had when he was arrested on Sunday. Williams told the Gas attendant that he wasn't paying for the gas and that he was going to get something from his car, the attendant called the police. When they stopped him a little later, Williams had the gun, that he didn't have a license to own, on him.

So, how does someone that's out on bail, for have a gun without a license to own it ($500 bail), get to bail out the next day for 2nd degree Robbery (I'm guessing assault is included in that) as well as fraudulent use of Credit Card ($65,000 bail)? Wouldn't the 10% bonding be revoked?
It's up to the magistrate to revoke the bond or not.  If the bond is revoked, the original bond is simply added to the amount of the bond for the new charge.  Depending on how the agency is setup, and depending on what kind of charge, somebody can bond out just hours after an arrest.  Some agencies have preset bonds, some require that you see a magistrate to set your bond. 

If the bondsman comes off your bond, you simply go back in with the original bond that he bonded you out on. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: JR4AU on February 13, 2013, 08:02:33 AM
WOTS it was Yeldon's gun that Eddie Williams had when he was arrested on Sunday. Williams told the Gas attendant that he wasn't paying for the gas and that he was going to get something from his car, the attendant called the police. When they stopped him a little later, Williams had the gun, that he didn't have a license to own, on him.

So, how does someone that's out on bail, for have a gun without a license to own it ($500 bail), get to bail out the next day for 2nd degree Robbery (I'm guessing assault is included in that) as well as fraudulent use of Credit Card ($65,000 bail)? Wouldn't the 10% bonding be revoked?

It's up to the magistrate to revoke the bond or not.  If the bond is revoked, the original bond is simply added to the amount of the bond for the new charge.  Depending on how the agency is setup, and depending on what kind of charge, somebody can bond out just hours after an arrest.  Some agencies have preset bonds, some require that you see a magistrate to set your bond. 

If the bondsman comes off your bond, you simply go back in with the original bond that he bonded you out on. 


Couple of things.  The Carrying a Pistol w/o a license is misdemeanor charge.  (You don't have to have a license to OWN a handgun, only to carry concealed on your person away from your home/place of buisness, or in your vehicle)  He apparently bailed out as you said.  The D.A. has to a file a motion to revoke the bond on the first charge...not aware of any provision that lets the Magistrate revoke the bond on a previous charge on their own.  Not saying there isn't, just that I'm not aware of that...it would be new to me.  Fact is, they (the D.A.'s office) probably weren't even aware of the initial misdemeanor charge when the robbery charge came about.  So, they have a bond set on the new felony charges, and they can bond out.  The D.A. can still file a motion to revoke the bond on the pistol charge, and probably will I'm guessing.  Though RWS is correct, you got back to the original bond if it's revoked, in this case I could see them filing to also increase the bond on both charges when there is a misdemeanor gun charge one day, and robbery the next, it's easy to make the argument that but for the prior arrest, he'd have had a gun during the robbery the next day, presents a clear danger to society, etc, etc.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 13, 2013, 09:00:14 AM
Couple of things.  The Carrying a Pistol w/o a license is misdemeanor charge.  (You don't have to have a license to OWN a handgun, only to carry concealed on your person away from your home/place of buisness, or in your vehicle)  He apparently bailed out as you said.  The D.A. has to a file a motion to revoke the bond on the first charge...not aware of any provision that lets the Magistrate revoke the bond on a previous charge on their own.  Not saying there isn't, just that I'm not aware of that...it would be new to me.  Fact is, they (the D.A.'s office) probably weren't even aware of the initial misdemeanor charge when the robbery charge came about.  So, they have a bond set on the new felony charges, and they can bond out.  The D.A. can still file a motion to revoke the bond on the pistol charge, and probably will I'm guessing.  Though RWS is correct, you got back to the original bond if it's revoked, in this case I could see them filing to also increase the bond on both charges when there is a misdemeanor gun charge one day, and robbery the next, it's easy to make the argument that but for the prior arrest, he'd have had a gun during the robbery the next day, presents a clear danger to society, etc, etc.
A good lawyer goes a long way in a situation like this, fosho. It's really the only time people like 'em, when they are in deep hockey.

I was arrested for sodomy one time and my lawyer got the charges reduced to tailgating. So, there's that.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 13, 2013, 09:28:25 AM
Yeldon is Dyer!  Dyer is Yeldon!  Finkle is Einhorn!

and Christy is the bimbo
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Six on February 13, 2013, 09:28:53 AM
Reuben showing off the "student" portion of student-athlete.

(http://distilleryimage2.instagram.com/f8c24bb6716511e2896922000a1fbe1a_7.jpg)

Also, notice he's wearing the colors of the unwashed.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2013, 09:36:37 AM
Well damn.  I was hoping Calloway hadn't picked up any character flaws in the time he was committed to Auburn.  We'll need to keep a close eye on Yeldon and Foster.
You're joking, but sadly, the dozens of bammers who have said similar things on Twitter are not.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2013, 10:00:48 AM
Reuben showing off the "student" portion of student-athlete.

(http://distilleryimage2.instagram.com/f8c24bb6716511e2896922000a1fbe1a_7.jpg)

Also, notice he's wearing the colors of the unwashed.
This should become a meme.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 13, 2013, 10:22:47 AM
This should become a meme.

So many great things could be done with this pic. How about Saban standing behind him resting his penis on Fosters shoulder? Or, a little Saban devil standing on Fosters shoulder playing a violin?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 13, 2013, 10:39:31 AM
This is the exact plot of the Patton Oswalt movie Big Fan.

http://cw.ua.edu/2013/02/13/football-players-victim-speaks-out-after-arrests/

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Football players’ victim speaks out after arrests
by Melissa Brown on February 13, 2013 at 1:00 AM

When Samuel Jurgens woke up on a sidewalk outside of Paty Hall shortly before 1 a.m. Monday morning, he thought he was dreaming. His face was numb, his headphones lay nearby, bloodied and broken, and he didn’t recognize where he was. His backpack, containing clothes, books and his Apple Macbook Pro, was gone.

Jurgens struggled to get up, fading in and out of consciousness, and stumbled toward Blount Hall, where he had spent the night hanging out with friends.

On his way across the parking lot between Paty and Blount, he placed a call to his friend, fellow sophomore Chris Burks.

“I apparently called Chris while in that state,” Jurgens said in an interview with The Crimson White Tuesday night. “I don’t have a recollection of that, but I told him something. Something bad has happened to me, I remember thinking before I faded out again.”

Burks, who had spent the evening with Jurgens, said Jurgens called him about 20 minutes after they had parted for the night. He sounded delirious, Burks said, and repeated “I don’t know what happened, I need your help,” multiple times. Burks and another friend, Anna Richardson, hurried to meet Jurgens at the front door of the dorm.

“His left side of his face was gigantic,” Burks said. “The jacket he was wearing and his headphones were completely drenched in blood, the bottom half of his face was completely covered in blood; he was bleeding badly from his lip. He had clearly been badly beaten.”

Friends helped clean Jurgens up and called UAPD, who made a report and escorted him to DCH. To save Jurgens the costly ambulance fee, Burks drove his friend to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with a mild concussion and received stitches to close up his busted bottom lip.

Three UA students and football players were arrested early Tuesday morning in connection with Jurgens’ attack and another student robbery that occurred just an hour later. Each man was booked on two counts of second-degree robbery.

According to arrest records, Tyler Hayes and Eddie Williams admitted to robbing Jurgens near Paty Hall, and Dennis Pettway “aided and perpetrated” the robbery.

Hayes also admitted to standing by moments later along with Pettway while Williams assaulted UA student Caleb Paul in the MIB parking lot on campus.

Williams admitted he struck and knocked both men unconscious. Arrest records do not indicate whether Pettway admitted to the crimes.

The Attack

Jurgens still cannot recall specifics from the attack itself, but remembers the moments leading up to it. Walking from Blount toward his home on Hackberry Lane, he was listening to music when he heard someone ask him a question.

As he pulled his headphones off his ears, Jurgens saw someone approach from his left and ask if he had a lighter.

Jurgens replied that he didn’t and replaced his headphones before hearing the man ask again. He replied the same and turned to walk away.

“That’s when I guess something happened,” he said. “I woke up, my face was swollen, I had cuts, and I had a concussion. Police say that’s probably when they hit me; I just know right after that I lost consciousness and I regained consciousness on the sidewalk, staring at the sky.”

Jurgens said he doesn’t remember being suspicious about the exchange before the attack.

“He just was very nonchalant and asked for a light,” Jurgens said.

Burks said Jurgens initially had difficulty making sense of his situation.

“He didn’t know what was going on. He couldn’t tell us what happened when we first sat him down,” Burks said. “We had been playing a game in my room about 15 minutes before it happened, and he was saying he thought that was days ago. He couldn’t remember anything.”

Richardson said Jurgens’ headphones were completely shattered on the left side, the same side of his face that was swollen and lacerated.

“We thought it must have been an object [that broke the headphones], but when we got a look at the guys who were arrested, it could have very well been their fists; they were huge,” Richardson said.

Though Jurgens said the attack was an “eye-opening experience,” and his body is still recovering, he returned to class Tuesday.

“This was just a matter of chance. I’m still gonna love Alabama football. I just want to deal with this case, move on with my life,” Jurgens said. “I just want to get on with my education. I want to continue being happy here. I was happy here before, and I will continue being happy here.”

Chris Paul, the second student attacked by the players Monday morning, said Tuesday night that he was feeling well and had returned to classes.

According to a University spokeswoman, UAPD did not send out a campus alert to students in the 24 hours between the muggings and the arrests because the University normally sends out alerts in situations where students need to take immediate action.

UAPD did, however, post an advisory on police.ua.edu after the incident.

The Charges

Williams, Hayes and Pettway face less serious charges than the maximum allowed by Alabama law, according to the Code of Alabama Section 13A-8-41 and 13A-8-42, the statutes dealing with burglary.

Alabama law holds that causing “serious physical injury to another” during a robbery is grounds for a first-degree robbery charge. Robbery in the first degree is a Class A Felony.

According to arrest records, Williams knocked both men unconscious in the respective attacks.

Though Jurgens was released from the hospital several hours after his attack, he considers his injuries quite severe.

“They [his injuries] were shocking; they’re something I’m still recovering from,” he said. “From what I’ve been told by the police of what they did to me, it could be much worse. I don’t have any hernia in my eyes, which my doctor was concerned about. Considering how athletic and strong they are, it could be a lot worse.”

When asked if he believed his attackers used excessive force during the assault, Jurgens said he “definitely thinks so.”

“The police report doesn’t say that they just punched me and robbed me,” he said. “They punched me, they kicked me in my back, in my ribs. I would definitely classify it as excessive.”

According to additional arrest records, Williams was charged with the “Fraudulent Use of a Debit/Credit Card” along with fellow UA football player Brent Calloway, after both men used a stolen ACT card to purchase a snack from the vending machine on the first floor of Bryant Hall. Williams admitted to stealing the card from his previous robbery, and Calloway admitted to using the card with knowledge it had been stolen.

Williams was released from jail on a $65,000 bond, Hayes and Pettway were released on a $60,000 bond and Calloway was released on a $5,000 bond, a Tuscaloosa Police Department spokesman said. Jail records indicate they were arrested around midnight and released between 3 and 5 a.m. Tuesday morning. Officers at the Tuscaloosa County Jail said they could not provide information regarding the release of the four men or who paid each of their bail. Sgt. Jeff Judd referred questions Tuesday night to the Sheriff’s Office public information officer, who was not available.

Jurgens said he has never met his attackers before and wasn’t sure if they attacked him with specific intent to rob him.

“It’s almost like they were doing it for fun, because it seemed weird that they didn’t rob me of my wallet or phone or keys,” he said. “But, I just know they sure did an efficient job because I can’t recall parts of it even today.”
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Townhallsavoy on February 13, 2013, 10:43:33 AM
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"It’s almost like they were doing it for fun, because it seemed weird that they didn’t rob me of my wallet or phone or keys,” he said. “But, I just know they sure did an efficient job because I can’t recall parts of it even today.”
:blink:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: JR4AU on February 13, 2013, 11:11:52 AM
This is the exact plot of the Patton Oswalt movie Big Fan.

http://cw.ua.edu/2013/02/13/football-players-victim-speaks-out-after-arrests/

So, were there 2 counts of Robbery?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 13, 2013, 11:13:14 AM
You missed the rest of the article...

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Jurgens followed by saying "I'm sure I probably deserved it anyway.  Roll Tide!"

Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 13, 2013, 11:21:40 AM
You missed the rest of the article...

PPS...If I can just get a Nick $aban autograph I will drop the charges.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: oldautiger on February 13, 2013, 11:26:33 AM
You missed the rest of the article...
Well there ya go, Jurgens caused the whole thing, gotta turn 'em loose.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 13, 2013, 11:37:26 AM
“It’s almost like they were doing it for fun, because it seemed weird that they didn’t rob me of my wallet or phone or keys,” he said.

Prob because they slipped out of their hands. Get it. Jurgens.  :gig: Thanks guys. :fu:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 13, 2013, 12:55:12 PM
...not aware of any provision that lets the Magistrate revoke the bond on a previous charge on their own. 
Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of municipal court.  I didn't take into account the felony.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: JR4AU on February 13, 2013, 01:00:29 PM
Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of municipal court.  I didn't take into account the felony.

could certainly take it into account in setting the bond on new felony cases though
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUownsU on February 13, 2013, 01:07:21 PM
Wonder if Calloway is still on probation for the weed?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on February 13, 2013, 08:15:49 PM
Well there ya go, Jurgens caused the whole thing, gotta turn 'em loose.
Expect Saban to announce in late August, "I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say if their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring is behind them ... it is, ain't it boys ... then, by the power vested in me as head football coach by the university of alabama, I hereby declare y'all pardoned."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: oldautiger on February 13, 2013, 09:30:01 PM
Expect Saban to announce in late August, "I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say if their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring is behind them ... it is, ain't it boys ... then, by the power vested in me as head football coach by the university of alabama, I hereby declare y'all pardoned."
I can hear it now, "It's that thug culture at the barn, it's a conspiracy to discredit Satan and the uat football machine"
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 14, 2013, 06:58:26 AM
Expect Saban to announce in late August, "I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say if their rambunctiousness and misdemeanoring is behind them ... it is, ain't it boys ... then, by the power vested in me as head football coach by the university of alabama, I hereby declare y'all pardoned."

"And furthermore...in the second Nick Saban administration, these boys is gonna be my brain trust!"
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2013, 08:55:29 AM
"And furthermore...in the second Nick Saban administration, these boys is gonna be my brain trust!"

What's that mean, Sani?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 14, 2013, 09:24:17 AM
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2013/02/scarbinsky_four_arrested_alaba.html

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Scarbinsky: Four arrested Alabama football players should've been dismissed, not suspended
Kevin Scarbinsky | kscarbinsky@al.com By Kevin Scarbinsky | kscarbinsky@al.com
on February 12, 2013 at 5:20 PM, updated February 12, 2013 at 5:22 PM

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - First things first. Blame the punks.

Blame Eddie Williams, Tyler Hayes and Dennis Pettway, the three Alabama football players who’ve been charged with assaulting and/or robbing two of their fellow students.

Williams admitted to both assaults and robberies. Hayes admitted he participated in one assault and robbery and watched the other. Like Hayes, Pettway is charged with participating in one assault and robbery and watching the other.

According to police records, this is what the three players did to the first of the two victims: “Physically attacked him” by punching him in the head and kicking him in the back and ribs.

This wasn’t boys being boys or fellas blowing off steam. These were criminal acts of violence, and violent criminals have no place on a college campus, let alone a college football team.

You strike someone in something other than self-defense, and you shouldn’t get a second strike.

Nick Saban can’t control whether Williams, Hayes and Pettway get to stay in school. There are university policies that must be followed in that regard.

But Saban does control who gets to play on his football team and who doesn’t, who earns the privilege of receiving a football scholarship and who forfeits that privilege.

Toward that end, Saban’s statement Tuesday afternoon could’ve and should’ve been stronger. His action, indefinitely suspending those three players and Brent Calloway, who admitted to using one of the victim’s stolen debit cards knowing it was stolen, could’ve and should’ve been tougher.

The three players who participated in the assaults should no longer be members of the Alabama football team. They should be gone with no chance to return.

You don’t knock someone unconscious while robbing them - another detail from the police reports of what happened to both victims - and stay on the team one day longer after that information surfaces.

Calloway may have forfeited his Alabama football future as well because this is his second arrest. His first arrest in 2011 was for misdemeanor marijuana possession.

As for Williams, as if knocking two people unconscious while robbing them wasn’t enough to lose your roster spot, he also was arrested Sunday for having a pistol without a license.

“This behavior is unacceptable for any student-athlete at the University of Alabama and is not representative of our football program,” Saban said in his statement.

True on both counts. So why not tell them to turn in their playbooks?

In contrast to Saban’s measured response, consider how quickly and decisively Gene Chizik acted when four of his Auburn football players were charged with armed robbery in March of 2011. Within eight hours, he kicked them off the team.

“While we realize the legal process will run its course and these young men have a right for their case to be heard, playing for Auburn University is an honor and a privilege,” Chizik said in a statement. “It is not a right.”

There was more to the statement, but that part cut to the chase.

This is no time to compare the arrest records of Alabama and Auburn players, but it seems fair to compare the reaction to two similar situations, especially in light of Chizik’s reputation for running an undisciplined program before he was fired and Saban’s rep as the ultimate and unquestioned authority in his program.

There’s no question that Alabama spends an extraordinary amount of time, money and effort to help its players develop as people, and there are more successes than failures. There’s also no doubt that those efforts don’t succeed in every case. See Rolando McClain.

Despite the perception of him as a dictator who strikes fear in everyone in his orbit, Saban is very much a players’ coach. He, his staff and his players have accomplished too many positive things to see them tarnished by the actions of these four players.

An indefinite suspension is more than a slap on the wrist, especially considering Saban’s track record with that form of punishment. His indefinite suspensions tend to become permanent.

But imagine the impact it would’ve made had he come out Tuesday and, in no uncertain terms, dismissed those four players from the team. As the coach of the program that’s won three of the last four national titles, Saban stands behind the biggest bully pulpit in the business.

This would’ve been a good time to use it to the fullest extent.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 14, 2013, 09:40:47 AM
Why didn't he kick them off right then and there?  Because he had to get his bagmen in place to make sure no mommas or daddies decided to start talking...that's why.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 14, 2013, 09:44:35 AM
What's that mean, Sani?

"Well' Buzz, it means that all their mommas and daddys are going to be the power behind the throne, so to speak."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2013, 10:40:11 AM
Why didn't he kick them off right then and there?  Because he had to get his bagmen in place to make sure no mommas or daddies decided to start talking...that's why.

The hell you say.

Does Scarbo have any stairs in his house?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 14, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
(http://www.al.com/images/blogs/bios/kevin-scarbinsky-bio.jpg)
Barn lover...west georgia waterboy!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2013, 12:21:24 PM
See, this is why I have no problem with Scarbinski for the most part.  No, I don't always agree with what he has to say but when it comes down to it, it's usually because he was ripping my beloved AU for something. How dare he....  But, the guy normally calls it like he sees it on both sides.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 14, 2013, 12:25:14 PM
See, this is why I have no problem with Scarbinski for the most part.  No, I don't always agree with what he has to say but when it comes down to it, it's usually because he was ripping my beloved AU for something. How dare he....  But, the guy normally calls it like he sees it on both sides.

Both sides hate him and love him.  Thats how you know he is impartial. I think he's the only true "journalist" left in the state.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 14, 2013, 12:37:24 PM
Both sides hate him and love him.  Thats how you know he is impartial. I think he's the only true "journalist" left in the state.
True journalist, agreed BUT that's not saying much today. Nobody pays to read true journalism anymore. It's not controversial enough to interest most.

There was Shane's blog and newspaper articles which were fair and balanced.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 14, 2013, 12:55:16 PM
There was Shane's blog and newspaper articles which were fair and balanced.
It's puff puff pass motherfucker.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 14, 2013, 03:51:59 PM
True journalist, agreed BUT that's not saying much today. Nobody pays to read true journalism anymore. It's not controversial enough to interest most.

There was Shane's blog and newspaper articles which were fair and balanced.

Maybe Chance could pass along a column or two from Shane at some point...
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 04:01:30 PM
Who is this? http://directory.ua.edu/person/maryans

http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-14/malcolm-akeem-ryans-20130214-malcolm-akeem-ryans

(http://images.jailbase.com/arrested/al-tcso/2013-02-14/malcolm-akeem-ryans-20130214-malcolm-akeem-ryans.pic1.jpg)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: noxin on February 14, 2013, 04:21:23 PM
Who is this?

Malcolm Ryans, Bounty Hunter
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 04:33:20 PM
Malcolm Ryans, Bounty Hunter

https://twitter.com/MuFaSa_Tha_Lion

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Malcolm Ryans
@MuFaSa_Tha_Lion

My name is Malcolm, and I attend University of Alabama, which I major in Occupational Therpay.From Birmingham,Alabama...Need more, Just Ask

Birmingham,Alabama
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: oldautiger on February 14, 2013, 05:54:44 PM
Malcolm Ryans, Bounty Hunter




https://twitter.com/MuFaSa_Tha_Lion



Quote

 Malcolm Ryans
@MuFaSa_Tha_Lion

My name is Malcolm, and I attend University of Alabama, which I major in Occupational Therpay.From Birmingham,Alabama...Need more, Just Ask

Birmingham,Alabama

He just wants to be yo mother fucking back do man
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on February 14, 2013, 06:57:34 PM
Need an emoticon that says "What's your fucking point, bottomfeeder?"
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 07:07:41 PM
Need an emoticon that says "What's your fucking point, bottomfeeder?"

My point is that this guy could be associated with the fabulous four, and could provide some information implicating others in the program.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: oldautiger on February 14, 2013, 07:30:29 PM
"My name is Malcolm, and I attend University of Alabama, which I major in Occupational Therpay.From Birmingham,Alabama...Need more, Just Ask".

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"  AC/DC
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 14, 2013, 07:35:26 PM
My point is that this guy could be associated with the fabulous four, and could provide some information implicating others in the program.

Then why not say that from the start?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Token on February 14, 2013, 07:57:18 PM
Then why not say that from the start?

Because he's a Goddamned idiot.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 08:42:18 PM
Because he's a Goddamned idiot.

Idiot, huh? Well, thank you very much sir. I'll take that into consideration when I shit down your neck.

I hope those redneck cops in Loserville had enough intelligence to interrogate that MF before letting him go. I twitted him to see when he got out of jail just for good measure.

http://www.libelium.com/documentation/waspmote/waspmote-accelerometer-programming_guide.pdf

(http://www.911dispatch.com/graphics/anonymous_bart_radio.gif)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUTiger1 on February 14, 2013, 09:02:28 PM
Is that you John Wayne?  Is this me?


Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2013, 11:18:26 PM
http://www.wnd.com/2013/02/college-football-stars-and-the-knockout-game/
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 15, 2013, 02:34:36 AM
Reuben showing off the "student" portion of student-athlete.

(http://distilleryimage2.instagram.com/f8c24bb6716511e2896922000a1fbe1a_7.jpg)

Also, notice he's wearing the colors of the unwashed.
Where are his books? I figure you need books if you're struggling in the classroom...Hmmm, guess not.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Saniflush on February 15, 2013, 06:58:32 AM
Where are his books? I figure you need books if you're struggling in the classroom...Hmmm, guess not.

Damn man, isn't it obvious?   
This is his meditation class.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Godfather on February 15, 2013, 09:02:55 AM
Because he's a Goddamned idiot.
We mock what we don't understand
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on February 15, 2013, 09:08:55 AM
Is that you John Wayne?  Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: noxin on February 15, 2013, 10:55:25 AM
http://www.wnd.com/2013/02/college-football-stars-and-the-knockout-game/
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 15, 2013, 11:30:02 AM
When I was in HS, I had 250# young man hit me squarely in the jaw, and I just turned around and looked him straight in the eye just before I snapped both of his knees. He still walks funny to this day. The reason he hit me is because I said, "Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination." He's a bammer.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: ssgaufan on February 16, 2013, 09:27:09 AM
When I was in HS, I had 250# young man hit me squarely in the jaw, and I just turned around and looked him straight in the eye just before I snapped both of his knees. He still walks funny to this day. The reason he hit me is because I said, "Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination." He's a bammer.

 :taunt:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 16, 2013, 01:21:33 PM
"Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination."
Practice what you preach.  Please.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 16, 2013, 01:31:25 PM
Practice what you preach.  Please.

GFY! :getoff:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 16, 2013, 06:04:06 PM
When I was in HS, I had 250# young man hit me squarely in the jaw, and I just turned around and looked him straight in the eye just before I snapped both of his knees. He still walks funny to this day. The reason he hit me is because I said, "Anyone who roots for Alabama needs to have a mental examination." He's a bammer.
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 16, 2013, 06:12:53 PM
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.

 :blink: :bow: *drama*
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on February 17, 2013, 04:32:17 AM
When I was in 6th grade, there was this heavy weight boxing champ that was walking by our school playground while I was waiting on the bus. The kick ball rolled close to sidewalk and I said, "Excuse me sir, could you throw that ball to me please?" The dude says, "Do you know who I am punk kid, I'm Leon Spinks and I beat Ali." I said, "Listen Mr. Stinks, I don't want any trouble, I'll get the ball myself. "

Spinks said, "You called me stinks bitch, I'll show you." Then I kicked his ass. I beat the stuttering out of him. That's all.
Does he still walk funny?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: War Eagle!!! on February 17, 2013, 11:11:04 AM
:taunt:

Retard strong.

Everyone knows "special" people have super human strength...
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: WiregrassTiger on February 17, 2013, 12:25:15 PM
Does he still walk funny?
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 17, 2013, 12:37:02 PM
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.

 :facepalm: :poke:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: oldautiger on February 17, 2013, 02:54:12 PM
It was all head and upper body blows. Funny thing is, he didn't stutter as bad after I whipped that ass. He threw the first punch, which landed squarely on the side of my face. I didn't even rock or blink. He wasn't expecting the flurry that I unleashed on him.
:facepalm: :poke:
I tried that shit with Mohammed somebody or other.  When I woke up I told him he wan't that damn tough, I had my ass kicked alot worse by the Hells Angels.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Vandy Vol on February 17, 2013, 03:00:57 PM
I once beat the shit out of the moon.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: DnATL on February 17, 2013, 09:26:44 PM
I once beat the shit out of the moon.
The moon figuratively - it was a dude's bare ass  (the rest of his claim is true, even in a literal sense - he pounded the shit out of it, and AWK liked it)
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 17, 2013, 09:54:59 PM
:rofl: :clap:
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 17, 2013, 10:01:16 PM
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?

GFY Bammer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJ_VbrpemI
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: jmar on February 18, 2013, 05:25:18 AM
Stop it. 

Just.  Fucking.  Stop.  Can we turn off his ability to embed?
And you bitches thought I had a corner on weird street and learning disabled.
This MFer is an orbiting lifeform from another galaxy, collecting data and expelling the refuse on the X.

And me...I'm planning a Spring garden.
Please stop, for the love of God, please stop!  :rofl: Ah...ha, ha and so forth and so on...

(to be continued)
 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on February 18, 2013, 08:17:24 AM
GFY Bammer.
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUJarhead on February 18, 2013, 08:19:04 AM
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?

 :bugs:
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 18, 2013, 08:40:53 AM
Why can't you just learn movie quotes and fuck up threads like normal people?
LOL! The learning curve is to steep, "And I never slice".
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUJarhead on February 18, 2013, 09:19:34 AM
I smell varmint poontang.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 18, 2013, 06:19:08 PM
LOL! The learning curve is to steep, "And I never slice".

Don't sell yourself short, you're a tremendous slouch!
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on February 18, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
"Your uncle molests collies."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 08, 2013, 07:55:50 AM
Off topic and nothing to do with the snicker bar bandits or the previous arrest of Eddie Williams (gun charges)...the Tuscaloosa Sheriff has ressigned and is moving as far away from Tuscaloosa as possible (California), to work with Homeland Security.

Nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 08, 2013, 09:01:00 AM
Off topic and nothing to do with the snicker bar bandits or the previous arrest of Eddie Williams (gun charges)...the Tuscaloosa Sheriff has ressigned and is moving as far away from Tuscaloosa as possible (California), to work with Homeland Security in the Witness Protection Program.

Nothing to see here, move along.

fixt
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Pell City Tiger on March 08, 2013, 07:13:21 PM
I'm honestly surprised that these 4 young men haven't been cleared of all charges by now.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: djsimp on March 08, 2013, 09:14:17 PM
I'm honestly surprised that these 4 young men haven't been cleared of all charges by now.

Well, thats because some scholarship spots needed to be opened up.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 08, 2013, 10:02:15 PM
I'm honestly surprised that these 4 young men haven't been cleared of all charges by now.
They will be cleared, just not yet. We'll never hear anything more about them...see Jeremy Elder (robbery at gun point on campus) & Jimmy Johns (selling drugs in the athletic department parking lot, as well as all the parties at the frat houses, Coach Saban didn't want someone on his turf slingin yayo besides him).
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on March 09, 2013, 06:17:40 PM
They will be cleared, just not yet. We'll never hear anything more about them...see Jeremy Elder (robbery at gun point on campus) & Jimmy Johns (selling drugs in the athletic department parking lot, as well as all the parties at the frat houses, Coach Saban didn't want someone on his turf slingin yayo besides him).
Elder got youthful offender, and is still on probation.  He ended up at Troy.  Johns did like 3 years in prison, and is playing in a developmental league in Mississippi.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 09, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
Elder got youthful offender, and is still on probation.  He ended up at Troy.  Johns did like 3 years in prison, and is playing in a developmental league in Mississippi.
Funny, never saw anything written up about them...I wonder why.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: RWS on March 10, 2013, 01:58:00 AM
Funny, never saw anything written up about them...I wonder why.
Probably because you can't read.  These are just a few Google results:

Elder:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/634499-what-happened-to-jeremy-elder-the-bama-player-who-robbed-two-students-in-2008

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/02/stillman_announces_former_tide.html

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/07/ex-tide_dt_jeremy_elder_surfac.html

Johns (did 13 months, not 3 years):
http://espn.go.com/colleges/alabama/story/_/id/8168213/former-alabama-crimson-tide-player-jimmy-johns-rebuilding-life

http://www.wapt.com/news/sports/Football-back-on-the-radar-for-Jimmy-Johns/-/9157034/13654868/-/638o3iz/-/index.html

http://blogs.clarionledger.com/rwalker/2011/07/31/revisiting-rewind-wednesday-with-jimmy-johns/

Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 10, 2013, 05:15:46 AM
Probably because you can't read.  These are just a few Google results:

Elder:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/634499-what-happened-to-jeremy-elder-the-bama-player-who-robbed-two-students-in-2008

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/02/stillman_announces_former_tide.html

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/07/ex-tide_dt_jeremy_elder_surfac.html

Johns (did 13 months, not 3 years):
http://espn.go.com/colleges/alabama/story/_/id/8168213/former-alabama-crimson-tide-player-jimmy-johns-rebuilding-life

http://www.wapt.com/news/sports/Football-back-on-the-radar-for-Jimmy-Johns/-/9157034/13654868/-/638o3iz/-/index.html

http://blogs.clarionledger.com/rwalker/2011/07/31/revisiting-rewind-wednesday-with-jimmy-johns/
Oh my bad, the stories came out the last couple of years in a Tide Nation blog (most Auburn fans don't read that) and other blogs/articles that I don't read (WAPT16 News, ClarionLedger, bama beat, bleacher report).

I guess we'll have to wait two or three years before anyone finds out what happened to the snicker bar bandits.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: bottomfeeder on March 10, 2013, 06:41:38 PM
"Warriors, come out to play aye."
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 21, 2013, 09:51:24 PM
Three more players have been processed with another two as possibilities...

7 processed so far:
WR Eddie Williams (So.)
TE Brent Calloway (Rs. So.)
DL D.J. Pettway (Rs. So.)
DL William Ming (Rs. Sr.)
LB Johnathan Atchison (Rs. Sr.)
LB Chris Bond (Rs. Sr.)
LB Tyler Hayes (So.)

2 possible processed:
WR Marvin Shinn (Rs. So.)
WR Danny Woodson Jr. (So.)

That leaves 3 more players as possible processees...who will it be?!?!?

Stay Tuned....
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: ssgaufan on March 21, 2013, 10:13:04 PM
Three more players have been processed with another two as possibilities...

7 processed so far:
WR Eddie Williams (So.)
TE Brent Calloway (Rs. So.)
DL D.J. Pettway (Rs. So.)
DL William Ming (Rs. Sr.)
LB Johnathan Atchison (Rs. Sr.)
LB Chris Bond (Rs. Sr.)
LB Tyler Hayes (So.)

2 possible processed:
WR Marvin Shinn (Rs. So.)
WR Danny Woodson Jr. (So.)

That leaves 3 more players as possible processees...who will it be?!?!?

Stay Tuned....

Is that Peaches' boy?  If so, how'd choosing bama work out for ya motherfucker?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: The Prowler on March 21, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
Is that Peaches' boy?  If so, how'd choosing bama work out for ya motherfucker?
Yup, that's Peaches' ”son” and uat booster, Darren Woodruff's boy.

I'm guessing he never got that Camaro that Woodruff was going to give him...Awww.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: wesfau2 on March 22, 2013, 09:43:55 AM
Yup, that's Peaches' ”son” and uat booster, Darren Woodruff's boy.

I'm guessing he never got that Camaro that Woodruff was going to give him...Awww.

Someone really ought to be following up on Woodruff and other "star" recruits after processing to see if the disgruntled have anything to say about Bama's recruiting practices.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: ssgaufan on March 22, 2013, 09:58:32 AM
Someone really ought to be following up on Woodruff and other "star" recruits after processing to see if the disgruntled have anything to say about Bama's recruiting practices.

I do feel bad for the dumbass kid is this case though.  If he really wanted to go to AU then his handlers did what they did for whatever reasons $$$, then is sucks for him.  If they could've not been greedy motherfuckers now, they could've gotten theirs when he made it to the league.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: CCTAU on March 22, 2013, 10:06:21 AM
I do feel bad for the dumbass kid is this case though.  If he really wanted to go to AU then his handlers did what they did for whatever reasons $$$, then is sucks for him.  If they could've not been greedy motherfuckers now, they could've gotten theirs when he made it to the league.

Character is character. We really did not need another one of these at AU! Would he have been different here?
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: wesfau2 on March 22, 2013, 10:10:36 AM
Character is character. We really did not need another one of these at AU! Would he have been different here?

Not many 17/18 year old kids can "disappoint" their families who are putting immense pressure on them. 
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: AUChizad on March 22, 2013, 10:19:17 AM
Atcheson, Bond, & Ming are the ones that just got cut.

Absolutely victims of oversigning.

No reason given for cutting them loose, other than that they were scrubs.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2013/03/alabama_reserves_jonathan_atch.html
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2013, 11:37:09 AM
Heard a Bammer talk show host this morning say with regard to a comment from a caller about how Bama always oversigns but it always seems to work out....

"Nick knew exactly what was going to happen.  Nick knew how it was going to work out.  I don't care if you're a fifth year senior.  If you get cut...hey...that's just part of it."

Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2013, 12:01:31 PM
Heard a Bammer talk show host this morning say with regard to a comment from a caller about how Bama always oversigns but it always seems to work out....

"Nick knew exactly what was going to happen.  Nick knew how it was going to work out.  I don't care if you're a fifth year senior. If you get cut...hey...that's just part of it."

Now that is some kind of processin.
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: DnATL on March 22, 2013, 12:12:42 PM
Is that Peaches' boy?  If so, how'd choosing bama work out for ya motherfucker?
"Here's lookin at you, kid - we'll always have Pensacola"
Title: Re: The processing at uat has begun...(4 players arrested for Robbery & Other)
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 22, 2013, 01:26:58 PM
http://youtu.be/GzidnXlYSzI