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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: bottomfeeder on December 26, 2012, 10:45:52 AM

Title: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 26, 2012, 10:45:52 AM
Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

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Fox News host Bill O'Reilly was arrested in New York today for assaulting a department store Santa Claus at Macy's.

According to local reports, the 63-year old conservative pundit was shopping at the venerated Manhattan landmark for a last-minute Christmas gift and became enraged when the on-site Santa wished him "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

Witnesses say that after a brief argument O'Reilly punched the Santa Claus in the face and wrestled him to the ground before a throng of onlookers. The two then traded blows for close to a minute before security guards broke the fight up.

The Santa Claus, a 47 year old man from Newark, NJ, is recovering at NYU Langone Medical Center from injuries sustained in the brawl and expected to undergo several surgeries tonight to repair nerve damage in his nose.

'Merry Christmas Motherfucker'

I have always loathed fucking O'Reilly.
Title: Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: Saniflush on December 26, 2012, 10:58:24 AM
Quote from: bottomfeeder on December 26, 2012, 10:45:52 AM
Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

I have always loathe fucking O'Reilly.

So he's a bad lay?
Title: Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 26, 2012, 11:02:44 AM
I don't know YET. But when I find out, I'll be sure to post here before updating my FB status.
Title: Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: DnATL on December 26, 2012, 11:22:21 AM
Quote from: Saniflush on December 26, 2012, 10:58:24 AM
So he's a bad lay?
well, it is outside of a relationship
Title: Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 26, 2012, 11:29:25 AM
Quote from: DnATL on December 26, 2012, 11:22:21 AM
well, it is outside of a relationship

empty
Title: Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
Post by: Jumbo on December 26, 2012, 11:48:40 AM
I'm ready for a few Auburn games.