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Title: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2012, 10:04:15 AM: Congrats to the newest proud Papa X. AUTiger1 and Tigerette1 have a new baby boy.
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Post by: Jumbo on December 14, 2012, 10:11:59 AM: Congrats.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM: Congrats!!!
Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!
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Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2012, 10:32:02 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
Congrats!!! Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!

Guarantee he could hold the bottle. The new girl and I agree - that kid has the biggest hands I have ever seen on a newborn. Gus needs to be sending a letter of congratulations and an offer all wrapped up into one.

He is also the spitting image of his daddy. Simp cannot claim credit for this one.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2012, 10:32:33 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:29:16 AM
Congrats!!!
Get that kid some Maker's Mark, STAT!

He's already got the IV bag filled and hanging it on the pole.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: ssgaufan on December 14, 2012, 10:37:15 AM: Congrats! Hope Mother and Baby are doing good.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:42:37 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2012, 10:32:33 AM
He's already got the IV bag filled and hanging it on the pole.

It's a Festivus miracle!
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 14, 2012, 10:55:41 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 14, 2012, 10:42:37 AM
It's a Festivus miracle!

Yeah, well Mrs. AUT1 accomplished the feats of strength... way to go, girlfriend!! Can't wait to have an adult beverage with you at an X-Gate next year!
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Post by: Vandy Vol on December 14, 2012, 11:01:19 AM: Congratulations! Now you'll be counting the days down until he's old enough to be trained to fetch beer.
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Post by: AUTiger1 on December 14, 2012, 02:49:39 PM: Thanks! Momma and baby are good and healthy.
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 14, 2012, 04:01:39 PM: Congrats!
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Post by: MarkChand on December 15, 2012, 08:00:19 PM: Congrats! Glad momma and baby are doing well. I'll raise a glass for you tonight!
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Post by: djsimp on December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM: Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 17, 2012, 11:07:39 AM: Quote from: djsimp on December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?

9 months + 6 weeks.
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Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM: Conception Video?
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Post by: Buzz Killington on December 17, 2012, 04:26:23 PM: Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM
Conception Video?

I'll send it to you for the nominal fee of $19.95 + s/h
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 04:57:31 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 17, 2012, 04:26:23 PM
I'll send it to you for the nominal fee of $19.95 + s/h
Why would I want a video of you and your hand?
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2012, 05:01:26 PM: Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 04:57:31 PM
Why would I want a video of you and your hand?

Buuurrrrnnnnnn....
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Post by: djsimp on December 17, 2012, 07:41:55 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 17, 2012, 05:01:26 PM
Buuurrrrnnnnnn....

....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2012, 05:46:18 PM: Quote from: djsimp on December 16, 2012, 03:08:54 PM
Congratulations on the new addition! Hope every one is healthy and doing well.

When is the next one coming?

Never.

Quote from: Godfather on December 17, 2012, 11:33:02 AM
Conception Video?

Waiting on the highest bidder.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2012, 05:54:53 PM: Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
Never.

Waiting on the highest bidder.

I'm not releasing it.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 06:08:38 PM: Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
Waiting on the highest bidder.
I bid 2 bits
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2012, 06:18:18 PM: Quote from: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 06:08:38 PM
I bid 2 bits

SOLD!!!
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2012, 06:24:45 PM: Quote from: Godfather on December 18, 2012, 06:08:38 PM
I bid 2 bits
Throw in the boat and we will talk.

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2012, 06:18:18 PM
SOLD!!!

Dammit! I told you that was for your eyes only!
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: GH2001 on December 18, 2012, 08:11:17 PM: Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2012, 05:46:18 PM
Never.

Waiting on the highest bidder.

Simp is always thinking of making babies. Mainly the next one.
Title: Re: He's Coming For You, Simp
Post by: djsimp on December 19, 2012, 11:53:58 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on December 18, 2012, 08:11:17 PM
Simp is always thinking of making babies. Mainly the next one.

I'm a game changer.