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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: chinook on November 24, 2012, 11:34:05 PM

Title: Wake Up...
Post by: chinook on November 24, 2012, 11:34:05 PM
Garman...don't want to miss your birthday.


Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: GH2001 on November 24, 2012, 11:38:21 PM
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing bigot.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Tiger Wench on November 25, 2012, 02:18:12 PM
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing misogynistic bigot.

Fixt.

Happy day!  Now go fix your own sammich.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Vandy Vol on November 25, 2012, 08:27:30 PM
Happy bday you cigar smoking right wing misogynistic homophobic bigot.

Double fixt.

Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: AWK on November 25, 2012, 08:33:44 PM

Happy bday you queer
Fixed. 

Happy Birthday and such!
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 26, 2012, 08:41:07 AM
Is he still sleeping?
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 10:25:11 AM
Where has he been?

Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 10:35:00 AM
Where has he been?

Happy birthday.
Dead...

He is lying dead on the floor of a russian bath house, with a dead white hooker in his trunk.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 10:38:10 AM
Dead...

He is lying dead on the floor of a russian bath house, with a dead white hooker in his trunk.

Why wouldn't he have her in the bathhouse with him? And I thought she was Ukranian (former USSR)!
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Tarheel on November 26, 2012, 12:15:54 PM
Why wouldn't he have her in the bathhouse with him? And I thought she was Ukranian (former USSR)!


Actually she's Ugandan.


I would not want to speak for the racist, bigoted, right-wing, misogynistic, homophobic, cigar-smoking, misanthrope but since he's a close friend of mine I can say that GarMan is alive and well...he's been traveling a lot lately for work.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 12:31:38 PM

Actually she's Ugandan.


I would not want to speak for the racist, bigoted, right-wing, misogynistic, homophobic, cigar-smoking, misanthrope but since he's a close friend of mine I can say that GarMan is alive and well...he's been traveling a lot lately for work.

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2012, 12:43:03 PM
I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 12:47:59 PM
When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2012, 01:10:38 PM
You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.

Anything else is always something better.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 03:10:16 PM
Anything else is always something better.
The luck is gone
The brain is shot
But the liquor we still got.
Title: Re: Wake Up...
Post by: Saniflush on November 26, 2012, 03:12:34 PM
The luck is gone
The brain is shot
But the liquor we still got.

Bury the dead, they stink up the place.