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Title: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: Pell City Tiger on November 23, 2012, 08:02:05 PM
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Cushing man gets jail for striking estranged wife with genitalia

By Stephen Betts,BDN Staff

ROCKLAND, Maine —A 62-year-old Cushing man will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty Wednesday to assaulting his estranged wife.

Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed.

The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty.

Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online.

“This was not his normal conduct,” Andrus told Justice Jeffrey Hjelm during the sentencing hearing in Knox County Superior Court.

Assistant District Attorney Christopher Fernald asked for Thomas to serve seven days in jail while Andrus asked for just probation and no jail time.

Hjelm said a jail term was appropriate in this case.

“This was sexually aggressive conduct. This couldn’t be much more offensive,” Hjelm said.

The wife did not seek jail time for Thomas but did ask that he undergo counseling for anger management, which was ordered.

 http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/23/news/midcoast/cushing-man-gets-jail-for-striking-estranged-wife-with-genitalia/
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: bottomfeeder on November 23, 2012, 08:26:04 PM
Isn't there a drug for that?
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 10:40:45 AM
Was this caught on camera? I mean how does anyone know this really happened? Did the guy whip it out in court and demonstrate?

I mean, the make it sound like he whipped it out, grabbed it like a bat and went to town. This guy should be in movies.

Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: wesfau2 on November 26, 2012, 10:53:31 AM
Was this caught on camera? I mean how does anyone know this really happened? Did the guy whip it out in court and demonstrate?

I mean, the make it sound like he whipped it out, grabbed it like a bat and went to town. This guy should be in movies.

Sounds like you just want to see this dude's cock.
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: Godfather on November 26, 2012, 11:16:32 AM
Sounds like you just want to see this dude's cock.
But who amongst us does not want to see another mans beefy cock...I mean Yeah!
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: CCTAU on November 26, 2012, 03:18:33 PM
Sounds like you just want to see this dude's cock.

If you can whip it out andslapahoe with it, then yeah, I want to see it. Otherwise it is just a myth.

I am man enough to clap for the bigger man!
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2012, 04:13:31 PM
That's one charge I'll never have to worry about.



I mean....ha, funny article.
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 26, 2012, 04:21:48 PM
Is it still a crime to hit your wife in the forehead as she is sucking on your balls?
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 27, 2012, 09:35:24 AM
That's one charge I'll never have to worry about.



I mean....ha, funny article.

You could poke an eye out.
Title: Re: "Danza Tap" lands old dude in hot water
Post by: Godfather on November 27, 2012, 09:52:17 AM
You could poke an eye out.
Only if she could do this..
(http://i.imgur.com/RiNSn.jpg)