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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Pell City Tiger on September 18, 2012, 08:39:54 PM
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Florida Farmhand Busted For Lewd Donkey Show
Suspect claims Sunshine State is "backwards" for zoophilia laws
SEPTEMBER 18--A Florida farmhand arrested for having sexual contact with a miniature donkey explained to cops that the Sunshine State was “backwards†since its residents “frown on zoophilia,†according to a police report.
Carlos Romero, 31, was collared yesterday and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal.
Investigators report that a witness last month spotted Romero, pictured in the mug shot at right, “up against the rear of the donkey†apparently having sex with the animal.
Romero--who was shirtless and had his pants down--pulled away from the donkey when he spotted the witness, who had been delivering a horse to the barn he rents.
When interviewed Friday by cops, Romero made a series of shocking admissions.
He began by saying that he “uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and check for wood shavings and debris,†adding that he “gets aroused†by seeing an animal in heat.
Romero reported that he “stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates.†He revealed that he “likes the way the fur feels on his testicles,†and that his penis “may have come in contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident."
After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,†Romero “stated Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.â€
Romero is being held in the Marion County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142
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:puke: :facepalm:
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Hey Girl Hey!!!! :thumsup:
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I mean, who in here hasn't accidentally splattered a little semen in a donkey's vag before? Amirite RWS?
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I miss my donkey.
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I miss my donkey.
But this donkey is a dude!
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After recalling that he masturbated with the donkey “5 or 6 times,â€
So is this saying he jerked the donkey off, jerked himself off or both at the same time? Because if it's the latter, that's mad skillz!
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Hey! It's inter-species erotica, fucko.
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I hope that donkey didn't have a heiny troll.
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So is this saying he jerked the donkey off, jerked himself off or both at the same time? Because if it's the latter, that's mad skillz!
It's like a one man band. One man, 2 trombones.
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I hope that donkey didn't have a heiny troll.
One ring to rule them all...
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One ring to rule them all...
Porch monkey for life.
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The thing I keep thinking about? This has got to be somebody's ex boyfriend. How would you like to be THAT girl?
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The thing I keep thinking about? This has got to be somebody's ex boyfriend. How would you like to be THAT girl?
He probably told her he had a dick like a donkey. What he should have said was he had a dick that smelled like a donkey.
Then again, maybe she's really into Internet Rule #34.
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Wasn't me guys. Sorry. I hate how a donkey's fur feels on my testicals.