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Title: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 03:30:43 PM: Might as well have fun with it.

Things that are currently better than Auburn football:

1) Rebecca Black's singing
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 03:32:09 PM: Quote from: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 03:30:43 PM
Might as well have fun with it.

Things that are currently better than Auburn football:

1) Rebecca Black's singing

Honey Boo Boo
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Post by: Saniflush on September 10, 2012, 03:32:49 PM: A raging case of anal herpes.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 10, 2012, 03:34:18 PM: Watching Rosie O'Donnell get nekkid and masturbate while saying your name...
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 03:34:56 PM: Shane's health.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 10, 2012, 03:35:01 PM: Auburn Basketball
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 10, 2012, 03:35:10 PM: Auburn Baseball
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 03:35:22 PM: Quote from: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 03:34:56 PM
Shane's health.

OOoooohhh
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 10, 2012, 03:36:31 PM: RWS directions to BDS
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Post by: chinook on September 10, 2012, 03:37:24 PM: texas tech
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 03:39:11 PM: Birmingham's Acne
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Post by: Saniflush on September 10, 2012, 03:39:51 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 03:39:11 PM
Birmingham's Acne

Now that's just going too far. That shit is BAD!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 03:40:31 PM: The Paul Finebaum Show
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 03:44:16 PM: The return of Dabbie
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 03:47:15 PM: The Oogieloves movie marathon
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 10, 2012, 03:48:10 PM: Bobby Petrinos marriage.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 03:48:52 PM: Kaos's movie collection
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 03:50:37 PM: Buzz's golfing apparel.
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Post by: noxin on September 10, 2012, 03:54:17 PM: The site's new posters
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 04:02:28 PM: AUFamily.com
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Post by: ssgaufan on September 10, 2012, 04:04:04 PM: T-rex arms
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 04:06:22 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 04:02:28 PM
AUFamily.com

Okay, this is a tongue-in-cheek type thread...a little humor...what have you....

But sometimes you can go too far
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 10, 2012, 04:06:38 PM: jonbenet ramsey love life.
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Post by: HSVBeerNerd on September 10, 2012, 04:09:10 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 04:06:22 PM
Okay, this is a tongue-in-cheek type thread...a little humor...what have you....

But sometimes you can go too far
QFT
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 04:09:50 PM: Jerry Sandusky's chances of coaching a pee wee league football team
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Post by: ssgaufan on September 10, 2012, 04:10:33 PM: Snaggletiger's stories
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 10, 2012, 04:12:02 PM: Amy winehouses drinking ability
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Post by: GH2001 on September 10, 2012, 04:15:38 PM: AUFamily's Warn Meter.
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 04:19:08 PM: The economy.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 10, 2012, 04:21:54 PM: Justin Beiber's natural talent
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 04:31:39 PM: The Kardashian Family
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Post by: RWS on September 10, 2012, 04:33:42 PM: Kaos' love of goat pics.
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 04:36:19 PM: Quote from: RWS on September 10, 2012, 04:33:42 PM
Kaos' love of goat pics.

:fail:
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 04:38:42 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on September 10, 2012, 04:10:33 PM
Snaggletiger's stories

No, see, you're supposed to list things that really aren't that good because Auburn football is at an all time low right now......

Wait...hey, choke on a bag of dicks.
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 10, 2012, 04:45:39 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 04:38:42 PM
No, see, you're supposed to list things that really aren't that good because Auburn football is at an all time low right now......

Wait...hey, choke on a bag of dicks.

No, but it will be this Sat.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 04:45:50 PM: Obama
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 04:56:10 PM: Teddy Kennedy's driving record
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 10, 2012, 05:02:49 PM: People who use the creed as an excuse for failure.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 05:03:33 PM: John F. Kennedy's ability to duck
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 10, 2012, 05:05:02 PM: New Yorkers ability to jump.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 05:07:44 PM: Fractions.
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Post by: chinook on September 10, 2012, 05:08:48 PM: snaggle's testicals in a jar.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 05:10:48 PM: Human Centipede II.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 05:11:46 PM: The Insane Clown Posse's most recent album.
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Post by: chinook on September 10, 2012, 05:16:50 PM: ~~the new orleans saints~~

~~the miami dolphins~~

~~the chicago cubs~~
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 05:24:32 PM: Diabeetus
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 05:27:38 PM: VV porn collection
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Post by: Townhallsavoy on September 10, 2012, 05:27:57 PM: The hiring of Gene Chizik
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 05:29:49 PM: Taylor Swift
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 05:36:36 PM: Tomatoes
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Post by: chinook on September 10, 2012, 06:04:43 PM: my weekly score in the battle for the crown.
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Post by: RWS on September 10, 2012, 06:13:01 PM: Prowler's grillz ratings for the past 3 years.
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Post by: chinook on September 10, 2012, 06:14:22 PM: :bowl:

a bowl cut.
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Post by: Come Honor Face on September 10, 2012, 06:17:57 PM: feline aids
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2012, 06:29:47 PM: Having your ofactory senses checked by the use of a Yeti's used tampon.
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Post by: The Six on September 10, 2012, 07:11:44 PM: Currently, Clemson and Mississippi State.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:13:08 PM: Sex with Uncle Sani's ex-wife
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Post by: djsimp on September 10, 2012, 07:20:18 PM: Licking the floor of a truck stop bathroom.
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Post by: djsimp on September 10, 2012, 07:21:19 PM: A Jumbo fisting.
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Post by: djsimp on September 10, 2012, 07:24:36 PM: AUChoppers blog
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 07:25:50 PM: The New Kids on the Block's reunion tour
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Post by: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 07:43:31 PM: Michael J. Fox pouring acid in a chemistry lab
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 07:44:40 PM: Quote from: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 07:43:31 PM
Michael J. Fox pouring acid in a chemistry lab

I paused for a hearty chortle.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:45:00 PM: Spending a day with WE!!! and Simps kids together with no alcohol.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 07:47:40 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:45:00 PM
Spending a day with WE!!! and Simps kids together with no alcohol.

All 76 of them?
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:48:28 PM: an Amish Strip club
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 07:51:50 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:48:28 PM
an Amish Strip club

Stock in an Amish auto parts store
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 07:56:20 PM: The gas mileage of an M1 Abrams tank
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Post by: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 07:59:53 PM: Sonny Bono Ski School
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 08:01:54 PM: Riding Shotgun with Princess Diana
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Post by: djsimp on September 10, 2012, 08:18:55 PM: Harvey Updicks cell mate.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2012, 08:23:37 PM: The John Denver Flying Club.
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 08:30:40 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2012, 08:23:37 PM
The John Denver Flying Club.

I had some shit to say but I can't stop laughing....
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2012, 08:53:29 PM: Quote from: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 08:30:40 PM
I had some shit to say but I can't stop laughing....
I'm glad, because I've been in a bit of a posting slump lately.
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Post by: Kaos on September 10, 2012, 08:53:51 PM: Having Casey Anthony for a mom.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 09:06:04 PM: Lance Armstrong's left testicle
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Post by: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 09:25:25 PM: Licking a 9-volt battery
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 09:27:35 PM: Going to dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 09:32:38 PM: Christopher Reeves in a foot race...after he died.
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 10, 2012, 09:37:10 PM: Vacationing on an Italian cruise liner.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 09:40:23 PM: A.J. McCarron's chest tattoo.
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Post by: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 09:43:45 PM: Waterworld II
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 09:53:03 PM: Having Lorena Bobbit for a wife.
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 09:54:41 PM: Being the only white guy living in the projects.
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 09:56:53 PM: And just to show my previous post wasn't racist....

Being the only black guy living in the trailer park in Walker County.
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 09:59:42 PM: Jim Bob Duggar's semen
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Post by: Token on September 10, 2012, 10:06:11 PM: Mississippi State football.

Only one, swear to God.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 10:06:42 PM: Doing Jenkem.
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Post by: HSVBeerNerd on September 10, 2012, 10:07:55 PM: Ric Flair's condom
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Post by: MarkChand on September 10, 2012, 10:09:12 PM: Mel Gibson's Hanukkah party
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 10:09:52 PM: Whitney Houston's dealer.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 10:10:13 PM: Michael Jackson's doctor.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 10:15:43 PM: Facebook stock.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 10, 2012, 10:16:53 PM: Steve Gutenberg.
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 10:18:37 PM: This motherfucker's hairstylist..

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dm5Hb8SiBmI/Tz7cDWYUv2I/AAAAAAAAD7Q/7g_z5R8DvII/s1600/Giorgio_Tsoukalos.jpg)

and his overall theories of aliens.
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 10:19:57 PM: Tara Reid's tit and stomach surgeon.
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 10, 2012, 10:20:25 PM: Roseanne Barr's centerfold
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 10:23:53 PM: Bear Bryant's Corpse
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 10:25:28 PM: Jesus 3 days before Easter Sunday.
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Post by: Yoda on September 10, 2012, 10:30:01 PM: Chris Berman's play by play on MNF
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Post by: El Guapo on September 10, 2012, 10:30:44 PM: My 1.5 inch penis
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Post by: AUownsU on September 10, 2012, 10:31:37 PM: Dustin Diamond's chances of a lead role in a major hollywood film.

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/screechsanchezrscly1.gif)
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 10:50:19 PM: Nancy Kerrigan's shins
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 10:54:52 PM: Pat Dye's pants
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Post by: RWS on September 10, 2012, 10:56:14 PM: Kaos' makeup.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 11:07:05 PM: Caddyshack II
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Post by: Godfather on September 10, 2012, 11:58:50 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 11:07:05 PM
Caddyshack II
Never heard of it.

MC Hammers checking account
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 12:12:27 AM: Snaggle's manhood.
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 12:18:02 AM: Colette's vagina
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 12:18:38 AM: Joe Kines' sex life
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 12:32:45 AM: Quote from: RWS on September 11, 2012, 12:18:38 AM
Joe Kines' sex life

He's gotta slip that inside trout by!
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 12:36:59 AM: dieting
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 12:44:27 AM: Vandy Vol's prostate exam
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Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2012, 01:07:54 AM: My fistings.
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Post by: Jumbo on September 11, 2012, 01:08:32 AM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 10, 2012, 11:07:05 PM
Caddyshack II
:thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup: :thumsup:
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 07:15:51 AM: Plaxico Burress's marksmanship.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 08:00:25 AM: Penn States program
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 08:08:01 AM: Dubstep.
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 11, 2012, 08:10:01 AM: Quote from: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 08:00:25 AM
Penn States program

But not special teams.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 08:32:09 AM: The Vanilla Ice Project
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Post by: AUJarhead on September 11, 2012, 08:33:11 AM: New Coke
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 08:35:45 AM: NASA
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Post by: Token on September 11, 2012, 08:50:09 AM: Incandescent light bulb
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 08:56:43 AM: A snickers bar at Oprah's house
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 09:03:55 AM: Being married to my ex-wife
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 09:50:24 AM: Swimming with Drew Peterson
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2012, 09:57:49 AM: The school of ducking for Colorado movie watchers.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:01:57 AM: Michael Moore's diet
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 10:10:06 AM: prostate exams from Wolverine
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:15:11 AM: The acting ability of Paul Walker and Keanu Reeves' love child
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:15:27 AM: Smokey and the Bandit III
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:16:22 AM: Rocky V
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:18:15 AM: Turner Gill's resume
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2012, 10:20:07 AM: Koreas Airlines ability to duck Russian missiles.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:20:28 AM: Iowa State Football from 2007-2008
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:24:22 AM: Skybar
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:28:30 AM: a used rubber
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2012, 10:30:20 AM: Hiroshimaâ€™s ability to clean up dust people.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:31:24 AM: Partying with the Secret Service
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 10:44:20 AM: 13 other SEC schools
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 10:51:15 AM: Being Mike DuBose's secretary.
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 10:51:45 AM: Quote from: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 10:51:15 AM
Being Mike DuBose's secretary.

Wimp Sanderson's
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 10:53:52 AM: Gerry Faust's College Coaching Career
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 11:12:14 AM: Sharing a plate at the Golden Corral with Mark Mangino
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Post by: djsimp on September 11, 2012, 11:15:09 AM: Wiping my ass with poison oak.
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Post by: djsimp on September 11, 2012, 11:15:42 AM: Eating a shit sammich.
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Post by: djsimp on September 11, 2012, 11:16:24 AM: Having unsafe butt sex with Hillary Clinton.
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Post by: Josh007 on September 11, 2012, 11:16:51 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 10, 2012, 03:32:09 PM
Honey Boo Boo
:rofl: I can't get enough of that!
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 11:17:40 AM: myspace
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 11:19:59 AM: Enron
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 11:23:38 AM: Bedtime on your first day in prison.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 11:25:35 AM: Quote from: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 11:23:38 AM
Bedtime on your first day in prison.

or shower time on your first day of Sandusky football camp
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 11:41:00 AM: Opening a plant store near Harvey Updyke
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 12:00:53 PM: Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle
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Post by: AWK on September 11, 2012, 12:01:38 PM: AIDS
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 12:04:50 PM: The parents of Lyle and Erik Menendez
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 12:12:10 PM: OJ's glove
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 12:15:23 PM: The smell of a turd covered in burnt hair
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 12:16:28 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 12:15:23 PM
The smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

END. Lock the thread down. We have found the worst.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 01:04:11 PM: Being a gerbil in the Richard Gere household
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:07:37 PM: Nationalized Health Care
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Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 01:12:28 PM: President Biden
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Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 01:12:49 PM: Jerry "The King" Lawler's heart
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:13:40 PM: Stephen Hawking's singing voice.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:14:01 PM: Meg White's drumming.
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Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 01:16:51 PM: Charles Manson's parole hearing chances
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 01:19:36 PM: A blind date with Van der Sloot.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:20:19 PM: Veggie Bacon.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:21:16 PM: Global Warming
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Post by: AWK on September 11, 2012, 01:21:41 PM: A 10th trimester abortion.
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:22:19 PM: (http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/uploads/vagina112906.jpg)
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Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 01:23:03 PM: The smell and taste of Honey Boo Boo's fat mother's pussy.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:23:56 PM: Being Married to Tom Cruise
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Post by: AWK on September 11, 2012, 01:25:13 PM: Tom Cruise's butthole.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:25:29 PM: Affliction shirts.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:26:09 PM: The RIAA.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:26:33 PM: WoolyAl.com
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 01:28:35 PM: Jeff Ross and Larry the Cable Guy on tour together
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:28:40 PM: Cameron Frye when his dad gets home.
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:28:41 PM: Small batch bourbon & coke.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:29:46 PM: Pamela Anderson's Blood
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:31:29 PM: Jumbo singing "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock at karaoke.
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Post by: AWK on September 11, 2012, 01:31:43 PM: Magic Johnson's blood.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:33:19 PM: Anal sex after dinner at Taco Bell
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:34:23 PM: (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuLCnFQfPn-xWiwAj7gpw7qD_LeEMW6wdXQ-QTwn3Gmilt_GK6_A)
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:34:33 PM: SNL's Rehab Center
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 01:35:57 PM: George Lucas's changes for the Star Wars re-release.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:36:09 PM: Having a wart on your nose.

While living in Salem, circa 1692.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:38:08 PM: Patrick Swayze's lungs
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:40:17 PM: Randall Bugg
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:41:12 PM: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXwdDQblZtUPX7HScD3VG3R3Qb9aiAWvkH0vgmc-YU-kp6sIsLQg)
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:41:28 PM: A steak dinner from Sensible
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:42:15 PM: RWS's assigned seat at Bryant Denny Stadium
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:42:15 PM: Moving with short arms
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:44:21 PM: Uncle Sani's face if you are a rat.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 01:44:37 PM: An orgy including Tammy, Charles from Reeltown, Jim from Tuscaloosa and Shane's corpse.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:46:04 PM: My golf game
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Saniflush on September 11, 2012, 01:47:04 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:44:21 PM
Uncle Sani's face if you are a rat.

Nah. I will take AU football.
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 01:48:28 PM: Snaggle's What Else? thread...
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 01:52:25 PM: Ben Rothelisberger's dating tips
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 01:52:27 PM: A hushpuppy dinner with Blue Tuna
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:53:04 PM: Unprotected sex with Simp
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:53:32 PM: Newcastle's podcast
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 01:54:07 PM: The wet spot
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 01:54:37 PM: A Webb Hudson Blog
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:55:19 PM: Calling Tuscaloosa home
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 01:55:55 PM: Dan Uggla's batting average
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:57:04 PM: A cross country trip with Snaggle and a broken radio.
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 01:57:11 PM: Ke$ha songs
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:57:28 PM: Being a Braves Fan.
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 01:57:43 PM: Jay G Tate on a radio show
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 01:58:33 PM: Sharing a condom with Dennis Rodman
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 01:59:01 PM: My penis
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 01:59:31 PM: TheSix Schizophrenia
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 01:59:51 PM: Parking on the Auburn campus
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 02:01:13 PM: TigersX while WiregrassTiger is posting
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:01:29 PM: Being stranded on a deserted island with a tv that only gets one channel.

Consecutive Reruns of Real time with Bill Mahr.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:01:47 PM: The first half of The Walking Dead season 2
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:01:52 PM: Steve Bartman
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:02:38 PM: Otis Nixon's beauty secrets
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 02:03:11 PM: Verne Lundquist's sportscasting
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:03:30 PM: A VV post on his opinions.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:04:13 PM: Thayer Evans
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 02:04:46 PM: Quote from: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:03:30 PM
A VV post on ~~his opinions~~ anything.
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:04:54 PM: Chizad's Book about the New Orleans Saints.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:05:02 PM: The Rangers' World Series success rate
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 02:05:05 PM: Kaos' understanding of tax code.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:06:38 PM: A prostate exam
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:06:45 PM: The Cubs' World Series record over the last 50 years.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:07:29 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:06:38 PM
A prostate exam

from this guy

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JA0Dy219e9g/S1Z2ER9oObI/AAAAAAAAAig/z6OMpn_jd_4/s400/elam.jpg)
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:07:41 PM: Alabama Head Coach Mike Price
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 02:07:47 PM: The sex life of a married man.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:08:26 PM: Bill Buckner's focus in crunch time
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:08:28 PM: The musical stylings of Cliff Ellis
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:09:19 PM: Charles Barkely's golf swing
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:12:32 PM: The Washington Generals
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 02:14:35 PM: SnaggleTiger's BIL stories
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Post by: AUChizad on September 11, 2012, 02:19:30 PM: Repeat entries for the "Things that are better than Auburn football" thread.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 02:24:56 PM: The Braves' annual stretch run
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Post by: Godfather on September 11, 2012, 02:25:53 PM: SnaggleTiger's BIL stories
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 02:28:02 PM: WiregrassTiger's pick up lines.

roar.
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 02:29:32 PM: Sid Bream's 40 yard dash
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:30:56 PM: ford pinto's safety rating.
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:31:33 PM: double posting.
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:31:43 PM: triple posting.
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Post by: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 02:31:48 PM: Lawyers.
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:32:54 PM: post counts.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:33:10 PM: My BIL
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:34:48 PM: Snaggle's BIL posts...and lawyers
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Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 02:37:35 PM: Chance of me actually working instead of posting here.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:38:26 PM: chizad complaining about ~~multiplication~~ duplication.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:38:34 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:34:48 PM
Snaggle's BIL posts...and lawyers

This post
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Post by: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:39:22 PM: snaggle's practice report pictures.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:41:19 PM: My practice report pics
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:41:43 PM: The chances of a couch making it through an entire fall in Morgantown
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 02:42:03 PM: Quote from: chinook on September 11, 2012, 02:38:26 PM
chizad complaining about ~~multiplication duplication~~ fractions.

FIXT
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Post by: JR4AU on September 11, 2012, 02:42:19 PM: Quote from: Shug Dye on September 11, 2012, 02:31:48 PM
Lawyers.

Werd
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Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 02:42:32 PM: Stephen Strasberg's Arm
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Post by: JR4AU on September 11, 2012, 02:44:06 PM: A well done prime rib smothered in Heinz 57.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:44:25 PM: KY Warming Gel
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Post by: AUTiger1 on September 11, 2012, 02:45:13 PM: Titan Tigers mod skills.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: GH2001 on September 11, 2012, 02:45:25 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:44:25 PM
KY Warming Gel

Wait. Ky is actual.....no,wait, nevermind.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 02:48:58 PM: The AUFamily/Auburn Eagle merger
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Post by: Snaggletiger on September 11, 2012, 02:50:27 PM: David Ward's inside sources
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Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 02:58:49 PM: This:

(http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/N/Nimoy/nimoy_musicb.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2012, 03:06:18 PM: Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 02:58:49 PM
This:

(http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/N/Nimoy/nimoy_musicb.jpg)

Well he did not want to be out done:
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/shatner1.jpg)
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Post by: dallaswareagle on September 11, 2012, 03:21:08 PM: Whoever is banging this chick:

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/miked0003/untitled-3.jpg)
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 03:22:58 PM: Stanley McClover's charity
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Post by: Rocket_City_Hawg on September 11, 2012, 03:28:47 PM: tub girl = Arkansas Razorback Football > Auburn Football
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: AWK on September 11, 2012, 03:41:56 PM: Ear Sex.
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 04:01:42 PM: KISS songs co-written by Michael Bolton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_RKO5ozLVo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_RKO5ozLVo)
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Post by: Kaos on September 11, 2012, 04:43:34 PM: Dre Kirkpatrick's ability to backpedal
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Post by: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 04:53:57 PM: Andre Smith's 40 time
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Post by: The Six on September 11, 2012, 05:17:44 PM: Andre Smith's Ab Blaster Workout Routine
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 11, 2012, 06:32:32 PM: The Shining remake, starring Steven Weber.
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Post by: AUownsU on September 11, 2012, 07:17:38 PM: This 80's video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
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Post by: RWS on September 11, 2012, 10:27:25 PM: Prowler's skreetz
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: AUChizad on September 16, 2012, 11:26:05 PM: AT&T's cell phone service inside an elevator at a lake house.
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Post by: Jumbo on September 17, 2012, 04:30:03 AM: Friday the 13th Jason Takes Manhattan.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 09:09:01 AM: Van Halen with Gary Cherone
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Post by: Saniflush on September 17, 2012, 10:07:15 AM: The Honey Boo Boo family portrait.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 17, 2012, 10:47:24 AM: Nicholas Cage making this face:

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YM-jEH22e58/TegJNBVTYbI/AAAAAAAABlI/tw_akUf6XyA/s1600/nicolas_cage_goes_crazy_outside_club.jpg)
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Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 06:27:50 PM: A hot date with this thing.
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w28/VolFan_photos/phyllis_of_mulga.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: chinook on September 17, 2012, 06:38:27 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 06:27:50 PM
A hot date with this thing.
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w28/VolFan_photos/phyllis_of_mulga.jpg)

yeah...but does she swallow...?
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 06:43:18 PM: Quote from: chinook on September 17, 2012, 06:38:27 PM
yeah...but does she swallow...?
Sure, as long as you paint your dick to look like a Marlboro cigarette.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: AUownsU on September 17, 2012, 08:00:35 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 06:43:18 PM
Sure, as long as you paint your richard to look like a Marlboro cigarette.
Damn. Shes hardcore.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 17, 2012, 09:40:02 PM: LEEVE HER THA HAYUL ALONE PAYPUL!!!
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Yoda on September 17, 2012, 10:05:46 PM: Watching 2 1/2 hours of CMA Festval with the wife.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 10:07:20 PM: Being named the new US Ambassador to Libya.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: djsimp on September 17, 2012, 10:15:16 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 17, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Being named the new US Ambassador to Libya.

Can't let this go unnoticed. #winning
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: chinook on September 20, 2012, 07:35:25 PM: houston astros
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 20, 2012, 07:41:18 PM: The relationship between Wayne Bolt and Van Gorder
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: RWS on September 20, 2012, 08:00:53 PM: Honey Boo Boo Child mother's pap smear
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 20, 2012, 10:26:33 PM: This:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dhzgRuVpaMw/T1N_p2ZRMUI/AAAAAAAAAeo/nDQUZG0GqpY/s1600/shit.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on September 20, 2012, 10:27:09 PM: This:

(http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/6/260701696001/260701696001_1165587559001_vs-1165582627001.jpg?pubId=260701696001)

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 21, 2012, 09:34:31 AM: Quote from: Kaos on September 20, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
This:

(http://brightcove01.brightcove.com/6/260701696001/260701696001_1165587559001_vs-1165582627001.jpg?pubId=260701696001)

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.

The hussel was brilliant
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 21, 2012, 09:37:52 AM: Being John Travolta's personal cruise attendant.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: RWS on September 21, 2012, 09:56:52 AM: Kaos' pap smear
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on September 21, 2012, 11:17:27 AM: (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100809204610/lyricwiki/images/5/58/Justin_Bieber.jpg)
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: djsimp on September 21, 2012, 09:37:19 PM: Baylor football.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2012, 09:54:10 PM: Lou Holtz's articulation; especially when trying to say words containing the letters "S" and "C".
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: djsimp on September 21, 2012, 09:56:21 PM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2012, 09:54:10 PM
Lou Holtz's articulation; especially when trying to say words containing the letters "S" and "C".

He's talking not spitting.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 22, 2012, 12:00:43 AM: Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 21, 2012, 09:54:10 PM
Lou Holtz's articulation; especially when trying to say words containing the letters "S" and "C".

:holtz:
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 04:11:14 PM: We all need a laugh (or four), it's time to resurrect this relic (because if it works for Hollywood...).

I'll start:

White Claw Black Cherry
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 27, 2023, 04:20:28 PM: Quote from: The Six on October 27, 2023, 04:11:14 PM
We all need a laugh (or four), it's time to resurrect this relic (because if it works for Hollywood...).

I'll start:

White Claw Black Cherry

2 Girls, 1 Cup
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 04:23:20 PM: Bobby Petrino's motorcycle skills
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 27, 2023, 04:25:25 PM: Rosie O’Donnell
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 27, 2023, 04:27:21 PM: Smokey and the Bandit 3
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 04:29:19 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 27, 2023, 04:27:21 PM
Smokey and the Bandit 3

Colleen Camp and that opening theme song are okay. The rest of it...fishy.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 04:30:26 PM: The subtly of 'The Human Centipede 3.'
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:45:49 PM: Kes Harsin’s plastic surgeon.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2023, 04:46:28 PM: Joe Biden's mental acuity
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:49:19 PM: Illinois interstates.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2023, 04:50:29 PM: Wearing masks while driving alone.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:51:37 PM: Crying babies on airplanes
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:52:36 PM: Howard’s breath.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:53:10 PM: Snags ability to practice law
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:53:42 PM: Wiregrass Tiger’s standup routine
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:54:08 PM: Snitches
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:54:39 PM: DK’s political musings
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 05:03:25 PM: Missing In Action II: The Beginning
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 05:06:52 PM: Milk with ice
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 05:07:28 PM: Gameday traffic
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2023, 05:14:34 PM: Quote from: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 04:53:10 PM
Snags ability to practice law

I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2023, 05:16:02 PM: Sharknado
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 27, 2023, 05:27:14 PM: Fayetteville, NC
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 27, 2023, 05:30:32 PM: My Ding-A-Ling
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 05:53:33 PM: Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald's defense theories
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 06:01:12 PM: Dr. Swinson’s Statics class
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 06:01:54 PM: Phillip Marshall’s weight loss plan
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: The Six on October 27, 2023, 07:13:52 PM: Carpet matching the curtains
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 07:15:26 PM: Quote from: The Six on October 27, 2023, 07:13:52 PM
Carpet matching the curtains

Hardwood floors
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 27, 2023, 07:23:34 PM: Truck stop bathrooms
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 08:47:59 PM: Coors Light
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:11:14 PM: Kaos’ movie reviews of films no one has ever asked about
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:11:51 PM: Buzz’s softball managerial skillz
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:12:32 PM: wes’ dunking abilities
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:12:59 PM: Snake’s military career
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:13:27 PM: Finebaum’s coiffure
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 27, 2023, 10:13:58 PM: Pat McAfee’s subtlety
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on October 27, 2023, 11:38:37 PM: Mike Obama’s dick
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: chinook on October 28, 2023, 09:15:21 AM: bud light's marketing campaign
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 28, 2023, 11:17:32 AM: Women’s fashion choices to go to a game.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 28, 2023, 07:56:26 PM: Not Mississippi State.

I had to room with 3 Miss St fans in Afghaniland for 7 months. I don’t keep up with any of ‘em if that tells ya anything.

Fuck that bunch in Starkvegas.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: jmar on October 28, 2023, 08:18:32 PM: Quote from: Snakebite on October 28, 2023, 07:56:26 PM
Not Mississippi State.

I had to room with 3 Miss St fans in Afghaniland for 7 months. I don’t keep up with any of ‘em if that tells ya anything.

Fuck that bunch in Starkvegas.
State or Arky would do well to try and steal Cadillac away from Auburn.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 28, 2023, 08:33:02 PM: Quote from: jmar on October 28, 2023, 08:18:32 PM
State or Arky would do well to try and steal Cadillac away from Auburn.

Would break my heart, but he has earned his shot at greatness. Love to see good people succeed.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: jmar on October 28, 2023, 08:50:55 PM: Quote from: Snakebite on October 28, 2023, 08:33:02 PM
Would break my heart, but he has earned his shot at greatness. Love to see good people succeed.
Same here. Both programs are in need of a charismatic type of head coach with a bright future.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: CCTAU on October 28, 2023, 10:28:19 PM: Quote from: jmar on October 28, 2023, 08:18:32 PM
State or Arky would do well to try and steal Cadillac away from Auburn.
He would fail miserably.
A program cannot run off adrenaline alone.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: GH2001 on October 29, 2023, 09:07:43 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on October 28, 2023, 10:28:19 PM
He would fail miserably.
A program cannot run off adrenaline alone.

Nor a base vanilla offense that you could draw obvious forearm. Someone needs to tell Joe Goodman that’s not how this works.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: jmar on October 29, 2023, 09:26:31 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on October 29, 2023, 09:07:43 AM
Nor a base vanilla offense that you could draw obvious forearm. Someone needs to tell Joe Goodman that’s not how this works.
There's always an offensive minded pinhead that could be brought in to share Caddy's vision and implemented on the field.

I doubt Ol Mac Brown does much play calling these days and there a plenty of successful CEO types that simply manage the gameplan from week to week.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: jmar on October 29, 2023, 09:36:20 AM: I don't follow Goodman but did scroll back and notice by the headline from two days ago that he was calling for Caddy to take back the keys to the offense. And I agree, not how this works.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 29, 2023, 09:38:55 AM: Back to topic…and this is real…

Dye speaking in the locker room.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: chinook on October 29, 2023, 10:05:41 AM: jmar and snakebite fucking up a thread.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Snakebite on October 29, 2023, 10:29:51 AM: Quote from: chinook on October 29, 2023, 10:05:41 AM
jmar and snakebite fucking up a thread.

Railroading threads is in line with the format, good sir.

A Phenix City strip club
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: Kaos on October 29, 2023, 10:37:06 AM: Quote from: Snakebite on October 29, 2023, 10:29:51 AM
Railroading threads is in line with the format, good sir.

A Phenix City strip club

Taylor Swift fans. And high school officials, but not by much.
Title: Re: Things that are better than Auburn football
Post by: War Damn Six on October 29, 2023, 10:39:16 AM: SNL. Although I did halfway enjoy it with Nate Bargatze this morning. I am not staying up that late for any reason except Auburn-Cal.